Blank Check

(646 votes, average 4.88 out of 5)


NOTE: This is not the 100th episode. Trust us, you'll know when that comes out!

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Comments (661)
  • That Guy With The Braces
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    If you're going to go ahead and make a 'first' comment, at least spell it right. :angry:
  • REVIEWER RICK
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    First MJ joke I heard, was 30 minutes after it was announced he was dead.
  • Sheranda  - MJ joke
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    The first one I heard was about a day after he was dead. It was a cruel, callous joke about him being mostly made of plastic and being a pedophile. AND IT WAS SENT TO MY FATHER IN A TEXT MESSAGE!!! It's like the person who made that joke was waiting for him to die to tell it! :angry:
  • MrItolduso  - I know this is an old comment but
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    Him dying for me was like a joke, I couldn't believe it Not because i was happy about his death, i was really sad but heres what happened. Me and my friend were dancing to thriller and he goes "what if were dancing so badly that MJ dies?" so after we finished dancing we changed the channel on tv and what do we get "MJ IS DEAD!" I was like O_o


    WE KILLED MICHAEL JACKSON :huh:
  • KingKaor
    lol for me the first i heard a joke about it was about 5 minutes afterwords on 4chan.
  • Wermin
    How can you misspell first?

    I remember this movie, it was awful. But the chick. Damn her legs look delicious!

    Great review !
    ^_^
  • ThatScottishGuy  - re:
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    [quote=chuck.fx]fiirst[/ quote]
    [img]http:// img381.imageshack.us/ img381/6286/14lt5.jpg[/ img]

    GTFO :(
  • blacktrojan3921
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    Okay now that's the epic headshake right there XD.
  • qmattp
    hmmm... i think that topped your previous facepalm B)
  • Sheranda
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    Okay! We get the point! You're annoyed at people who brag about being the first to post! Get over it. :dry:
  • the lawlz  - jack ass
    good job now get on with your lif :arrow: they are next to the toy isle in wall mart
  • blewis1983
    CHRIST..I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!! :woohoo: :woohoo:
  • ladydiskette  - Bland shit 101 lives up to its name
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    Its a horrible movie....if its not the predictable jokes, cliches, outdated music, and all around unbelievable characters-its the fact that for a movie about committing money fraud and stealing they put it in no attempt at the kid learning his lesson. I saw the ending to the actual movie...nothing its like the characters didn't even acknowlege he stole the money in the first place.

    I may not have kids but the lack of morals and lessons from this movie really pisses me off.
  • MrSecretsandman
    :woohoo: i´m first! greetings from austria!!
  • Awsomeness
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    austria is just awsome
  • Cowboy
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    Holy shit! Austia!? That's just awesome and shittning badass! Freakin' love you
  • MisspellingMistakes
    It's alright, we forgive you because Austria is badass.
  • Sharpy
    Cool another video
  • ffox91
    yeeee
  • CRT
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    Woot! Here we go!
  • KMils
    This came out when I was seven. I thought it was boring then. How do you ruin a movie about a kid who gets his own awesome house? With a butler AND a water slide AND a go kart track.
  • powermad9
    2 words:
    Micaulie Culkin.
  • megaultradamn
    :pinch: its not him dumbass.

    p.s you spelled his name wrong, it's Macaulay Culkin

    p.p.s. dumbass
  • powermad9
    So I misspell a name, shut up.
    It's all the same, and you know what I'm talking about.
  • powermad9
    Wait, so, a kid is trying to be cool by painfully pointing out the mistakes of others...
    There's someone I know like that, he was, angry, and he liked movies, and he was a dork.....

    Oh well.
  • NightStarX
    @powermad9: If the shoe fits... fucking eat it.

    The fact of the matter is, you're an idiot who can't spell. The end.

    Stop trying to pretend that you're cool, so everyone will magically forget what a dumbshit you are. Because you're horrible at it.

    You're not a victim, you're not being persecuted for standing up for what you believe in, you're just a dumbfuck who tried to write out a name despite the fact that you couldn't spell it, thereby letting everyone know exactly what a dumbass you are...

    ...and then adding to your doucheiness by whining about it as if you're the poor wittle angel being picked on by the big, mean commenter. Boo hooo. What the fuck are you? 6 years old?

    You deserved the ridicule. Get the fuck over yourself and stop crying like a whiny 6-year old bitch. Christ.

    Funny how you also try referencing the Angry Movie Dork too, when that has absolutely nothing to do with the conversation about you being a fucking dumbass, either.

    I guess you just like to randomly name drop for no reason, so you can pretend to make yourself look like less of a fucking moron.

    Way to be a contemptible, ignorant little shit who deserves a bitchslap to the face for being a half-assed little whiner.

    GTFO.
  • Sheranda  - "Macauly"? whatever
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    Scottish names are hard to spell. At least I think it's Scottish. Can't he just go by "Mac" or something?
  • SteelTails  - Sweet
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    I was hoping you would review this one. Its the most boring movie in history.

  • Haradrim87  - WTF!
    I just saw the title and I am already dazzled by how assy it could be!
  • Emptydeath
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    YaY I was waiting for this all day thanks NC.




    girfriend: my bf is a dork....fml
  • usedraymond  - my first comment for NC
    as always and as usual...
    it gets better and better..
    nice work nostalgia critic... :!:

  • Donut
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    heheheheheh, LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL LLLLLLL :D
  • Atanih
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    Good reveiw! I really enjoy that your nice enough to take time out of your day every week to make these things!
  • TheNewGuy
    Am I the only person who's video makes it look like The nostalgia critic sideshow?
  • magnuz
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    loved the review !!! :woohoo:
  • Gamer_Ely
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    haha i wonder how amazingly explosive number 100 will be
  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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    DUDE!!! how dare you make fun of this amazing film!!! like i thought it was epic and i still do!!! your sadly mistaken
  • blacktrojan3921
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    Dude; how shot is your taste in cinema? You can't be serious that a movie like Blank Check was that epic.
  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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    well who wouldnt want a million dollars and a castle?? i know i would
  • RangerClock
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    You're right, anyone would love a Million Bucks and a Castle to be a Scooby-Doo Villain in.

    Does having these things in it make this movie good? [b]FUCK. NO.[/b]
  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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    lol but hey, if i got away with it, i would just scare the living shit out of people while they run past the same book shelf, chair and door forever... life of the rick and famous
  • Theotherevildeadguy  - Dumbass
    First of all, it's his opinion.

    Second, go watch Home Alone.

    Third, GTFO OF THIS COMMENT BOARD YA FUCKING MORON!!!
  • nodnarb232001  - Awesome
    Bloody Awesome.
  • linkdsdx
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    Great Review, Finally did this movie. I always thought I was the only one that thought this movie was retarded~
  • desecratedsmile
    Great review! I remember this movie when I was younger...man, Kids sure are stupid :D
  • Sheranda  - Stupid?
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    Kids aren't stupid! Child-stars? Mostly. This kid for starring in such a boring movie? Yes.
  • Jay_Desu
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    Oh man, I remember loving this movie when I was little...for some odd reason.
    Go figure the crap we'll swallow when we're 9.
  • Green Goblin
    God, I remember this film. -_-;

    You need to do Houseguest and First Kid though.

    A Sinbad Bifecta
  • KyleGibbons91
    first kid was awful. awwwffuuullll!!!!!
    they should shoot the lead kid in it.
  • Punny
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    IB4Coldguy
  • destroysanity
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    I've always had a very strong dislike for this movie. Great review!
  • Erin-Chan
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    I think you need a bigger gun...
    and wow, when I started buffering the movie there were no comments and only 27 hits...

  • aryanthegreat
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    I remember being a kid and so hyped up to see this movie, only to be let down at how bland it actually was.
  • chuckly74
    psych hitler FTW
  • Rubix
    I was actually wondering why the 100th episode wasn't more hyped up than this. But alas, it is only the 100th video. At any rate, I've never heard of this movie before, but of course, when the Nostalgia Critic reviews, I am obligated to watch.
  • diggerjohn111
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    "NOTE: This is not the 100th episode. Trust us, you'll know when that comes out! " is right under the video box.
  • LovexEternally
    I remember this movie as a kid, and to this day I wonder how I ever got through it. Plus, maybe its just me being older sister and all, but I think they could have done better with the older bully brothers. I mean, we older siblings take pride in screwing over our younger attention-hogs; it makes them better people in the long run. Those two morons are just sad.
  • Atanih
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    Great job with the MJ thing!
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