Finally! I've been waiting all day for this!
:)

Uwe Boll ist ein Ekeln, nicht inspirierte Kerbe SCHWEINHUND eines Filmmachers
und Profimacher der falschen Versprechen!!

German for: Uwe Boll is a disgusting, uninspired pigdog of a filmmaker and
profiteer of false promises.

Sorry your german is like one of Bolls Movies.
The sentence you wrote reads in german:
Uwe Boll is a disgust, unspired hack pigdog of a filmmaker and expert-maker of false promises.
Otherwise I invite everybody to join the Petition to stop Uwe Boll
http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html
there are already more than 340000 signatures.Oh and the review was truly funny. Thanks

I alredy signed it a long time ago.
I hate this guy. Who doesn't?

Great review nad very funny!

I signed it already :woohoo:

eeeeeeeeexactly

signed the petition already too :P

I am number 344,856 on the petition.

Im the 345149th signature :woohoo:

I would sign your petition, but that would stop awesome NC's like these :P

Verdammich - ich wollte gerade genau das gleiche tippen! Including the initial remark about him speaking German being like Uwe Boll making a movie! Literally!

Allthough - I'd have translated Profimacher as creator of professionals... :D

But withut Uwe Boll, who would we despise?

The Critic-Bot adds his signature, too.

Stop Toilet Boll at any cost!

He tried didn't he he? And either way it's right.

Working grammar version:

Uwe Boll ist ein ekelhafter, uninspirierter Schweinehund von Filmemacher, der von falschen Versprechen profitiert.

Nein, du!

I don't get it, why were you speaking German in the first place? That'd be like if I were to randomly call Uwe Boll a stupid person in Chinese.

Ta shi hen ben de ren! :woohoo:

I would have put the characters, but they show up as question marks. :P

Because Uwe Boll is German.

It´s the same like calling zhang ziyi a 38.
(ruguo ni shi zhongguo ren ni yingai liaojie wo weishenme jiao ta san ba. )

Talvés esto te sorprenda, pero hay miles de idiomas en el mundo aparte del inglés ¿sabes?

Agreed.

dang orwell!! lol. i signed that petition forever ago myself ;) I've been waiting all day to come home and see this review! made it!!

Oh, come on, don't be so harsh with him - after all he's the living proof that, even if you earned your money by suffering concussions on a regular, professional basis and thus have lost most of your mental capabilities AND you are a German there still is a place for you in this world where you can become filthy rich:

Hollywood!

Damn, I should have become a professional boxer instead of a computer-geek! :0

Nope.
"Uwe Boll is a disgusting, uninspired pigdog of a filmmaker and
profiteer of false promises."
in German its:
Uwe Boll ist ein ekelhafter, uninspirierter Schweinehund eines Filmemachers und ein Profiteur der falschen Versprechen.
:silly:

SAME HERE BUDDY :woohoo:

I rented this to watch on a date when it came out not knowing the pile of boring shit it was.

By the end, the chick was so mad I picked it, she left.

Damn you Uwe Boll! I will have my revenge...

I really hatet this movie!!! and now it finally gets its judgement

Great review as always :D

So THIS is the special top secret review!

Hooray! This should be good!

wow it's not even on the video feed, got lucky on this one, great job my good chum, no secret there, aaah i love shock guests, looks like spoony is popping up all over the place, love it!!!! i was wondering if he would show up because he already did a review of alone in the dark on his site, great job again AND you got linkara... i think this will probably create a rift in the space awesome continuum

DO A RIFFTRACK YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS :woohoo:

Actually doing a rifftrack for this movie is kind of boring since there are some parts where nothing is going on. Trust me, I tried to do one. :s

...I didn't mean this movie, maybe Ultraviolet or Daredevil

Oh come on, Daredevil wasn't that bad. :s

daredevil had all the makeings of a good movie. if the hero was a maniac like moon knight, the story becomes just another revenge plot and ben affleck... just ben affleck.all be it, the directors cut is a bit more of the story version of the...story, but the movie lacks it's frank miller inspired feal and dosn't flow very well ;i'd take it a bazzillion times before watching uwe bol. unless you throw in the Elektra movie...I cried through that one, it was just such a bad movie....

:huh: then why didnt you say do a rifftrack of dare devil or ultra violet

(why did you call them bastards?)

They did. Batman Forever.

Hell yeah they should do a rifftrax!

I´ve been waiting for this!!!

This movie is one of the worst I ever saw.

Oh, so THIS is the top secret review.

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Hooray for guest stars, especially when they're Spoony and Linkara! w00t!

Anyway, Uwe Boll needs to either die or stop making movies. Whichever one comes first.

YES! I've been waiting all day for this! great review as always!

lolololol

I was NOT expecting you to review this movie, NC.

these are always the highlight of my tuesdays/wednesdays/whenever I get to seeing them. Hilarious, as always NC!

WOW!!!!! A movie so bad that the nostaglia need help with two other reviews. That is really really bad. But the review was AwESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha this was a great review. I am surprised you haven't reviewed any of his movies before...

i love you so much...

yeah new nostolgia critic! Awesome as always!

Hilarious... (As always)

My mummy says I'm a good boy!

That was fifty kinds of awesome!

You three rock my world, your individual styles meshed together unbelievably well. You guys keep raising the bar higher and higher with every review and....well I think that's enough of a love-fest for one comment.

Cheers.

There's 1 good thing about Uwe's FarCry movie. Craig and Tom from Screwattack/GameHeroes make a cameo for winning a contest that no one else entered.

Three of my favourite reviewers on the website watching one movie! What more could you ask for? I was laughing the whole time, that's for sure.

wow, im surprised that im not surprised.

Man, you really pump these out quick, unless you've already done them >.>

Using proper English instead of 'txt speak' might help.

I saw the title of today's movie and just said to myself "No way! He is not THAT insane or masochistic...."

I then saw his expression at the opening and realized...yes he was...

My sympathies NC. Now you know why the mention of the director's very name strikes terror into the hearts of gamers and film goers alike. Get well soon :(

I would have never figured out this. This is truely a big surprise. To my credit, i want to say it was impossible to predict because this movie is not nostalgic.
But it is indeed an horrible movie and his director is a gigantic monkey's creamcheese spewing douchebag, and so a formidable target four the NC (or the Movie Snob...or Spoony).

Oh well, the Comboy Bebop i've dreamt about will wait. This NC review is HISTORIC! Yes! Something with his incomparable level of shittyness and yet, so different from the rest of the NC's politic of review is a huge event among all the review NC has made. Good job!

i hate Uwe Boll with a capital 8. i am a gamer, and i have sworn immediate jihad if he takes a single glance in the direction of Zelda or Metroid.

I dare him to try! I double dare him, the motherf*cker!

This is best NC in a very long time! You guys should definitely make more reviews together! It's awesome! :cheer:

I will send Chuck Norris after him if he does that *Imagines it* :D

That someone would just fucking assasinate Uwe Boll and end his horrifyingly asshole-ness to cinema. oh, and he can take Michael Bay, too. :X

But if someone did that, then he wouldn't make more shitty movies, that might be bad. To explain, allow me to present this equation on why that's bad.

Shitty Uwe Boll movies (or any bad movie) + TGWTG Reviewers = Awesome and funny reviews!

I'm telling you, we need these bad directors and film makers, otherwise we wouldn't have this fantastic site. Bless you bad film makers for making bad films and may you burn in Cinema Hell after you're gone.