Alone In The Dark
Tuesday, 08 September 2009 19:41
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09.08.2009 - 19:45 | slei
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09.09.2009 - 01:24 | Disinformation

Sorry your german is like one of Bolls Movies.
The sentence you wrote reads in german:
Uwe Boll is a disgust, unspired hack pigdog of a filmmaker and expert-maker of false promises.
Otherwise I invite everybody to join the Petition to stop Uwe Boll
http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html
there are already more than 340000 signatures.Oh and the review was truly funny. Thanks
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09.09.2009 - 08:04 | Wermin
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09.09.2009 - 21:03 | ThatCreepyChick
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09.10.2009 - 17:16 | dracon81
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10.10.2009 - 06:50 | drunkonsprite
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10.22.2009 - 10:30 | BSAudio
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04.14.2010 - 05:49 | Kruge
Quote:Sorry your german is like one of Bolls Movies.
The sentence you wrote reads in german:
Uwe Boll is a disgust, unspired hack pigdog of a filmmaker and expert-maker of false promises.Verdammich - ich wollte gerade genau das gleiche tippen! Including the initial remark about him speaking German being like Uwe Boll making a movie! Literally!
Allthough - I'd have translated Profimacher as creator of professionals... :D
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04.16.2010 - 13:35 | theSnark
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06.18.2010 - 13:52 | The Critic-Bot
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08.03.2010 - 22:38 | ChewingScenery
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09.09.2009 - 01:22 | anaeuphis
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09.09.2009 - 13:53 | bcacritic
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04.14.2010 - 06:42 | Superfantastisch
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09.11.2009 - 12:24 | beowulf
Quote:I don't get it, why were you speaking German in the first place? That'd be like
if I were to randomly call Uwe Boll a stupid person in Chinese.
Ta shi hen ben de ren! :woohoo:
I would have put the characters, but they show up as question marks. :PBecause Uwe Boll is German.
It´s the same like calling zhang ziyi a 38.
(ruguo ni shi zhongguo ren ni yingai liaojie wo weishenme jiao ta san ba. )
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09.09.2009 - 21:02 | ThatCreepyChick
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09.10.2009 - 23:59 | coconut
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04.14.2010 - 05:45 | Kruge
Quote:Uwe Boll ist ein Ekeln, nicht inspirierte Kerbe SCHWEINHUND eines Filmmachers
und Profimacher der falschen Versprechen!!
German for: Uwe Boll is a disgusting, uninspired pigdog of a filmmaker and
profiteer of false promises.Oh, come on, don't be so harsh with him - after all he's the living proof that, even if you earned your money by suffering concussions on a regular, professional basis and thus have lost most of your mental capabilities AND you are a German there still is a place for you in this world where you can become filthy rich:
Hollywood!
Damn, I should have become a professional boxer instead of a computer-geek! :0
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04.15.2010 - 03:11 | dracovulgaris
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09.12.2009 - 21:45 | DarkLord500
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04.13.2010 - 22:17 | WillHigh
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09.08.2009 - 19:45 | mintysheepdog
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09.08.2009 - 19:46 | megaman736
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09.08.2009 - 19:48 | GenesisNerd
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09.08.2009 - 19:49 | RTtheman12
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09.08.2009 - 19:57 | Gamer_Ely

wow it's not even on the video feed, got lucky on this one, great job my good chum, no secret there, aaah i love shock guests, looks like spoony is popping up all over the place, love it!!!! i was wondering if he would show up because he already did a review of alone in the dark on his site, great job again AND you got linkara... i think this will probably create a rift in the space awesome continuum
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09.09.2009 - 05:29 | Techno Loader
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09.09.2009 - 17:48 | RockBandGod100
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04.14.2010 - 18:14 | dudeintheskully

daredevil had all the makeings of a good movie. if the hero was a maniac like moon knight, the story becomes just another revenge plot and ben affleck... just ben affleck.all be it, the directors cut is a bit more of the story version of the...story, but the movie lacks it's frank miller inspired feal and dosn't flow very well ;i'd take it a bazzillion times before watching uwe bol. unless you throw in the Elektra movie...I cried through that one, it was just such a bad movie....
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09.11.2009 - 21:13 | megaultradamn
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09.11.2009 - 22:03 | moonymonster
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08.03.2010 - 22:40 | ChewingScenery
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09.08.2009 - 19:58 | Drop Dead, Nerd
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09.08.2009 - 20:25 | Poof E Hair

Oh, so THIS is the top secret review.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hooray for guest stars, especially when they're Spoony and Linkara! w00t!
Anyway, Uwe Boll needs to either die or stop making movies. Whichever one comes first.
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09.08.2009 - 19:58 | squirle105
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09.08.2009 - 19:59 | Psychokiller
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09.08.2009 - 19:59 | Metalsnake27
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09.08.2009 - 19:59 | Arhum93
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09.08.2009 - 19:59 | Donut
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09.08.2009 - 20:01 | lionessempress
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09.08.2009 - 20:01 | OmegaSama
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09.08.2009 - 20:01 | Smarty
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09.08.2009 - 20:01 | Drowned_in_light
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09.08.2009 - 20:02 | SenTTox
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09.08.2009 - 20:14 | CinemaZebra
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09.08.2009 - 20:05 | Condorel
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09.08.2009 - 23:51 | RebelTaxi
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09.08.2009 - 20:08 | ThatFellowInTheCoat
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09.08.2009 - 20:09 | MCPie
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09.08.2009 - 20:09 | Grabigel
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09.08.2009 - 20:10 | BcForCe
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09.09.2009 - 00:31 | laughingman
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I saw the title of today's movie and just said to myself "No way! He is not THAT insane or masochistic...."
I then saw his expression at the opening and realized...yes he was...
My sympathies NC. Now you know why the mention of the director's very name strikes terror into the hearts of gamers and film goers alike. Get well soon :(
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09.08.2009 - 20:11 | Sonocle Ujedex

I would have never figured out this. This is truely a big surprise. To my credit, i want to say it was impossible to predict because this movie is not nostalgic.
But it is indeed an horrible movie and his director is a gigantic monkey's creamcheese spewing douchebag, and so a formidable target four the NC (or the Movie Snob...or Spoony).Oh well, the Comboy Bebop i've dreamt about will wait. This NC review is HISTORIC! Yes! Something with his incomparable level of shittyness and yet, so different from the rest of the NC's politic of review is a huge event among all the review NC has made. Good job!
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09.09.2009 - 12:34 | Bogue2kw
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09.09.2009 - 15:55 | DannyboyTheDane
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10.09.2009 - 15:25 | drunkonsprite
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08.03.2010 - 22:47 | ChewingScenery

But if someone did that, then he wouldn't make more shitty movies, that might be bad. To explain, allow me to present this equation on why that's bad.
Shitty Uwe Boll movies (or any bad movie) + TGWTG Reviewers = Awesome and funny reviews!
I'm telling you, we need these bad directors and film makers, otherwise we wouldn't have this fantastic site. Bless you bad film makers for making bad films and may you burn in Cinema Hell after you're gone.
Finally! I've been waiting all day for this!
:)