Captain America

(634 votes, average 4.86 out of 5)


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  • drlevin
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    First!
  • ThatScottishGuy  - re:
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    [quote=drlevin]First![/ quote]

    [size=x-large]STFU & GTFO[/size]

    (Seriously Though people like you fucking annoy me, Your first so what?, Just cause you commented first doesn't mean you're special)
  • Someguywhousesthiswebsite
    All he did was say "First". It couldn't of wasted that much time and you wasted more time by replying.
  • toasty
    whats the problem with saying first? Really?
  • metalfnofin  - re
    [size=x-large][/size] [color=red][/color] What is you`re fucking problem he only said first!!! :evil:
  • DaVince  - re: re
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    [quote=metalfnofin]What is you`re fucking problem he only said first!!! :evil:[/quote]
    That [i]is[/i] the problem. He ONLY said "first" and not actually anything substantial about the video.
  • pip7pip
    Because saying 'STFU and GTFO' is saying anything either.
  • popolynn  - re: re:
    sonic's gay now

    TITS or GTFO
  • ThatScottishGuy
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    I KNOW, I ONLY USE THE AVATAR BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY


    GTFO & STFU
  • gokuhawks15
    Ya firsters are annoying, but they will always be. Just chill out and don't worry about the firsters
  • Dead Planet  - Oh wait... fiRsters
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    [quote=gokuhawks15]Ya firsters are annoying, but they will always be. Just chill out and don't worry about the firsters[/quote]

    I had to look twice, the fist time I read it, ehhhr... The fi[u]r[/u]st time I read it I read something else entirely... :whistle:
  • blackrain88
    Holy SHIT you guys make commenting first a trolls wetdream. 348 thumbs down? DAMN! Come on trolls! Comment first to get all the carsh criticism you sould ever dream of! Who knew that commenting first could get such a PASSIONATE response...
  • b00gyD0wnpr0Ducti0ns
    I think people who make the point to call out the person who made the "first" comment are the ones who couldn't be first themselves. thus, they are jealous faggots who waste more time than the party they are attacking.

    Plus, it's kinda funny how pissed some people get over a fuckin INTERNET COMMENT.
  • khaaaN!
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    lol so mad
  • austin42
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    This is feeding the trolls. When we feed the trolls, they come back. We must ignore them. In fact, we must glorify the trolls so that they die of being glorified.

    Anywho, excellent review. With the funniest joke being the "Psych Hitler."
  • The Luke
    YAY!! YOU HAVE PROOVEN THAT YOU ARE A NOOB!!
  • tots
    i dont see what the big deal is to be first-
    stop saying that you are first.

    and people! stop losing your minds when someone is first.
  • adrasl300
    Im with this guy.
    stop saying first and stop acting like they kicked your mother when someone else does.
    What do you care anyway?
  • Seng
    WOO! 200 DOWN THUMBS!

    Anyways great review NC.
  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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    I think im going to be sick........ ugh..... *steals drlevins car*
  • kendell9000  - re:
    [quote=drlevin]First![/ quote]

    to suck cock :evil:
  • thevisualboy37  - Uggh.
    NO ONE GIVES A CRAP!
    I repeat: [b]NO ONE... GIVES... A CRAP![/b]
  • magicman180
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    HOLY CRAP!!!!!! 379 thumbs down. Come on tgwtg fan he just said first!!!!
  • Super Ox Productions  - Why
    Wow i never knew they made a movie about this probably because i live in Australia so it might not have been released but as always a good review and also have you ever thought of losing your voice from yelling about a movie again that was great the first time you should do it again.

    PS:What is the point of you doing this does it really matter that you are first no they are called comments so actually comment instead of saying first people are not stupid they see your comment is at the top and is first so actuallu ****ing comment!
  • LikaLaruku
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    Movie mom: "What are you doing up?"
    Me: ::Watching this at 4:47am. Turns to look at door::
  • GenesisNerd
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    Another great one as usual!
  • Malice430
    haha that Hitler kill was awesome. typical early 90's comic book movie stuff
  • Green Lantern 2814
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    to prove my geekdom:
    that line was from the first captain america story, the guy actualy yelled Heil hitler as he shot.
  • Cferra
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    Awesome! This is a great NC! Good thing Cap is getting a new movie in a couple years that ya know...WON'T SUCK!

    Good work, NC!
  • Sigmanonymous
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    CHUCK NORRIS! *expects downvotes, but doesn't care, he had to say it*
  • ThatProtoDudeWithTheShades
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    Heh, It took me completely off-guard!

    This was a really good episode. Doug's on fire! Also, I'd like to point out that.. HEIL HITLER! *bang*
  • Sheranda
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    Seriously, Marvel! Redesign that costume! I recommend making the stars on his chest and shield gold. Keep the belt. Lose the wings, because they kind of make him look like the Flash. Change the shape of his mask or make it a different color. Maybe put a star inside the A on his head. I don't know why the torso looks like it's covered in scales, but I guess it looks all right.

    I don't know if I should get into Marvel heroes anymore. The company is going to be bought out by Disney, anyway. Poor Marvel. It had a lot of potential. I was actually starting to like the X-Men. :dry:
  • Bell_panther
    Yeah, gold stars, 'cos the American flag is gold, blue white and red?
    The cap's costume is fine the way it is-
    Did you say 'a lot of potential'... [i]do you know how old Marvel is?[/i] Potential is what you say about a new company, not one that's been going great for years! It's one of the two most famous comic companies for God's sake! Fool.
  • Sheranda
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    It was new to me! Also, the American flag does have gold fringes sometimes, especially at ceremonies
  • Ms. Bluberry Fireballs
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    Doug... you seem to have lost your charm.
    your vids seem less enjoyable. maybe the movies are so boring? any way it all started at warriors o virtue. plz fix said problem WOOP 32 THUMBS DOWN!!!!!!

    plz dont pick on a 10 year old tsk tsk god i was kidding.

    -blueberry :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
  • Yesyouarenice
    Hell yeah!Go Nostalgia Critic!!!

    :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
  • happystickman
    I love Captain America, but this movie was CRAP!
  • SomeGuyWithShades  - Well done
    Hey Doug great job on another crappy movie. :cheer: You do so much just for us just whatching these crappy movies then having to do hard work editing for our entertainment, especially this one.
  • AwayToHit
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    Wow so early...Awesome B)
  • Zeypher
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    Amazing review!
  • Zippy Ragu  - YES, GOD YES!!!
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    Teh essie bizze spyyyyduuur weint uhp dah wuter zpouht... dowhn kame dah raeeeen und HAUL HETLAH!!!
  • Donut
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    hahahhhaahhahahahahaha, nice
  • nickeatsthesky
    :cheer: i've been waiting for this vid alllllll day!
  • edjr1980  - OMG
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    This movie is beyond God awful, poor Cap
  • TalkAcanthi
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    Who knew Captain America could suck so much...
  • TheLittleOne
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    Ah, Doug! Don't brina back the PAIIN!

    Okay, go ahead, as long as you're funny during said pain!
  • stackerig
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    great as always
  • VGPlayer202  - Wow!
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    You're early this week! Also, my friend's a huge fan of Captain America, so I wonder how he will feel about this...
  • Emptysquare
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    Captain America?

    How the mighty have fallen
  • Zekke
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    AWESOME!!!
  • Goodparley
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    That rat kind of reminds me of the dog in the fly 2 :X
  • sombrafox
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    I have been waiting for this reveiw for a long time. :cheer:
  • SCGod  - Sweet!
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    Another great review!
  • RebelTaxi
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    I love how he says it looks like a movie made in the 70s. When I saw clips of this movie on Youtube, I honestly thought it was from the 70s.

    I wonder if NC will ever do a review on the unreleased Fantastic 4 movie...

    http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=RPcpD07LzGU& feature=channel_page
  • JackBrimstone
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    you mean the one that was so horrible, it was never released? it be interesting to see, but I'm sure he cant find a copy unless someone wants to donate one. but even the one that did get released sucked.
  • ERICVOLTAGE  - awesomeness
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    Beautiful
  • sg15z
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    Yay it's earlier than usual!!

    I hated this movie. I had blocked it from memory but of course you've revived the memories. But I laughed my ass off so I guess I can't complain too much.
  • Poof E Hair
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    THIS. REVIEW. IS. EPIC. :0
  • Arrcher1263
    Capt.America is my favorite super hero but that movie was indeed crap, and didn't he die in the civil war comics.
  • TheDramaticMonarch
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    Color me amazed that a "Captain America" movie actually exists! Though judging from the review, between the nameless supermodel assassins, red plastic masks and that stupidly hilarious "oh-I'm-so-sick-lemme- just-catch-my-breath-and- steal-your-car" routine, maybe my life was much better being unaware of this movie's existence.

    Wonder who would win in a showdown: Captain America or Steel? :P
  • powermad9
    Oh jeez, that would be tough to decide between, I would actually choose Steel as the worse movie.
  • tots  - re:
    [quote=TheDramaticMonarch ]Color me amazed that a "Captain America" movie actually exists! Though judging from the review, between the nameless supermodel assassins, red plastic masks and that stupidly hilarious "oh-I'm-so-sick-lemme- just-catch-my-breath-and- steal-your-car" routine, maybe my life was much better being unaware of this movie's existence.

    Wonder who would win in a showdown: Captain America or Steel? :P[/quote]
    probably steel cos shaq would just distract him with his commercials.
    and then CHUCK NORRIS would enter and non would be standing-but chuck. B)
  • CRT
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    This is a hero who shows where we've gone in our culture. He was introduced bursting through a wall and punching Hitler in the jaw, and people loved it. Today, in our PC culture, can you imagine him doing the same to Osama Bin Laden? The writers at marvel felt they had to kill him off for this exact reason, he's no longer relevant. An awful shame, although we're getting a live action film, hopefully that will restore the love of the character, as long as they do him right and don't pussify him to not offend anyone.

    But I digress, because the character is great, but this movie is a disgrace to both it and cinema.

    However, it's actually better than the original film serials, if you don't believe me, look them up on youtube.
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