Thankfully ive never seen this sucker but funny as always :)

Dissapointed you didnt throw in a Mati quote but at least you got the Captain planet.

Oh and this Villain dude, this guy has to go in your stock joke footage somewhere alongside 'Of course'. I recommend the 'No...YEEESS!' when he has the warriors chained up and the random shaking of the head you used at the end ;)

No Angry Movie Dork in the comment section......

So far so good.... :D

It doesn't surprise me that the same guy that did this film went on to make Bride of Chucky and Freedy VS Jason.

If you noticed, he was silent in We're Back, too :D

Cmon dude freddy vs jason wasnt all that bad,i loved the fighting scene.Now jason x
that was bad.

Really? you serious bout that? the Jason in FVJ was lacking. No one pulled off that Role better than Kane Hodder. (who in a twist of events, actually faced off agaisnt Ken Kirzinger (who played Jason in FVJ) in part 8 where he picked his ass up and tossed him across a diner.)

But we have an opera guy so we're fucked anyway.

I agree with UCGav, and lets not forget something:

"The Monarch is NOT pleased"
WOOT! Venture Brothers reference!

I always do that when i'm watching your videos Nostalgia critic, and it always makes them really funny

warriors of virtue. can the title be even blander.

I havent even heard of this movie! but thanks letting me know i didn't miss much lol and good review! :silly:

"You can't itemize home business expenses, sucka."

This was posted a lot earlier than most NC's. YAY :!:

For once its ACTUALLY on a tuesday!!! great review... i have never seen warriors of virtue, but thanks 2 u now i know not to....

-snores- Wha-wha? Oh, sorry, WOV always puts me to sleep...

It's been awhile, Doug! Also, can't wait for your next review!

:woohoo:

[quote=TheLittleOne]- snores- Wha-wha? Oh, sorry, WOV always puts me to sleep...

It's been awhile, Doug! Also, can't wait for your next review!

:woohoo:[/quote]
ahahah

really?you copy/paste someone's comment just to write "ahahah"? are you making fun of the count from sesame street or orgasming? fucking commenters...

In all fairness, your comment was pretty pointless too.

really?you copy/paste someone's comment just to write "ahahah"? are you making fun of the count from sesame street or orgasming? fucking commenters...

ahahah

I loved this movie, before, when I was a kid. I saw it again recently, and... well, it WAS boring. xD

Awesome review, like always.

Having the word "virtue" in your title is pretty much a death nell to any notion of quality.

Seriously. Virtue's nice, but sin makes better movies. :evil:

Great review... but my god... could an kid fantasy action movie about element controllers in technicolor outfits be more boring. This makes the power ranger christmas special look like it has the excitement of an indiana jones film...
What ARE the Warriors anyway?


...thank god for Komodo tho

DANNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEE EEEE TTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE
:woohoo:

Oh dear, I used to love this movie.... I don't know why...

[quote=Emptysquare]Oh dear, I used to love this movie.... I don't know why...[/quote]
You're still allowed to like it if you want to... :/

Very good! I enjoyed this one - I agree with everything you said in this.

AAAAAAH-mazing Doug. i give you two thumbs up!
or...since Warriors of Virtue is so bad...should it be two thumbs down?
;)

Awesome as always, Mr. Doug.

hahahahaha "Yup!.....DANCE TIME!!!!! *plays We like to party by vengaboys*"

The asian "Special Forces" chef is Dennis Dun. He played Wang in Big Trouble in Little China. He only made a few movies.

The choreographer of this movie is Corey Yuen. The guy who directed the action in X-Men, among others...

Surprise, surprise! The Yee "who embodies the element of Metal" (METAL!! IT COMES FROM HELL!!) was played by Doug Jones. Abe Sapien and many other roles where he had to where prosthetics.

And hey Scott McNeill! You might remember him from a little Anime called Dragonball?

And "Komodo's" biggest role to date was as Robert the Bruce in Braveheart.

Also, this had a sequel, "Return to Tao" which was Kevin Smith's last movie. Not THAT Kevin Smith! The one who played Ares in Hercules: the Legendary Journey.

And finally, this is a tribute movie to the generations that actually grew up on Martial Arts movies. And I don't mean "Kung fu, snatch a pebble from my hand, grasshopper" shit.

I mean Master Killer Gordon Liu, Zu: Warriors from Zu Mountain, Swordsman 3: the East is Rising, Butterfly Murders, Chinese Ghost Story, Blood Brothers, Five Deadly Venoms, Come Drink with Me type of kung fu. The kind of movies that true fans go after. Not the Kung Fu, made for TV, Jean Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal is the greatest fighter ever kind of bull crap.

Except No Retreat, No Surrender. JCVD was awesome as the Communnist superfighter in that.

If you didn't recognize Komodo from either of the movies NC mentioned, you might remember him for another movie where he has to deal with spinning blades of doom, although on the receiving end, as Angus Macfadyen also played Jeff Reinhart, the main protagonist of Saw III.

[quote=GLKnight]The asian "Special Forces" chef is Dennis Dun. He played Wang in Big Trouble in Little China. He only made a few movies.

The choreographer of this movie is Corey Yuen. The guy who directed the action in X-Men, among others...

Surprise, surprise! The Yee "who embodies the element of Metal" (METAL!! IT COMES FROM HELL!!) was played by Doug Jones. Abe Sapien and many other roles where he had to where prosthetics.

And hey Scott McNeill! You might remember him from a little Anime called Dragonball?

And "Komodo's" biggest role to date was as Robert the Bruce in Braveheart.

Also, this had a sequel, "Return to Tao" which was Kevin Smith's last movie. Not THAT Kevin Smith! The one who played Ares in Hercules: the Legendary Journey.

And finally, this is a tribute movie to the generations that actually grew up on Martial Arts movies. And I don't mean "Kung fu, snatch a pebble from my hand, grasshopper" shit.

I mean Master Killer Gordon Liu, Zu: Warriors from Zu Mountain, Swordsman 3: the East is Rising, Butterfly Murders, Chinese Ghost Story, Blood Brothers, Five Deadly Venoms, Come Drink with Me type of kung fu. The kind of movies that true fans go after. Not the Kung Fu, made for TV, Jean Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal is the greatest fighter ever kind of bull crap.

Except No Retreat, No Surrender. JCVD was awesome as the Communnist superfighter in that.[/quote]

Even with all that going for it, it still doesn't stop it from being a boring movie. But hey, even some of the greatest actors and directors in the world had to do at least one bad movie in their career. And if it is a movie tribute to the original Kung Fu movies of old, you'd think that someone would have caught that every single person was mispronouncing Tao.

They shouldn't take Planet of the Apes masks with ears taped to them. Oh and why the hell does the kid have to have my name?

i remember seeing the trailer for this once and i was like... whoa oh snap i gotta see it... cause i was young and very much a fool =)

Right now, I'm only seven minutes into the review, but this seems like the most fun you managed to squeeze this year out of a boring movie. (with the possible exception of [i]Revenge of the Fallen[/i], but I haven't seen that film)

Are you kidding me! I'd definitely tune in to Bruce Campbell fileing his taxes. He's the guy to make that interesting.

Yes, my life is just sad enough that when I saw a new video I felt far happier than I should have. And I was even happier when I got on the first page...I'm pathetic.

as long as Bruce narroates it while he files, that is worth a $10 admission alone.

Hope there's nothing wrong with the regular camera! I wish it a speedy recovery.

Also, does the bad puppetry on display throughout (especially that yodeling...thing) give anyone else [i]Garbage Pail Kids[/i] flashbacks?

hot DAMN is this early :O

No, he releases new videos every Wednesday.

main character reminds me of elijah woods

I felt the same way, aerochedar! LOL :P

If you mean from his earlier films (Good Son and others) I agree with you.

"Warriors..Come out and play"?! How can you not mention that this line was egregiously stolen from the cult classic The Warriors from '79? That actually made me really mad.

seriously i was expecting him to start banging coke bottles together. The Warriors FTW

Amen Brother-absolute classic line from a classic B-movie.

What the fuckenstein were the makers of this movie thinking?

Oh yeah, Warriors of Virtue! I remember this one...I'd always fall asleep to it whenever it came on!

Greatest ending credit sequence...EVER!!!

So, what was the moral of the story?
The NC was right, this was a downright boring film.
Except for the villain. Did the crew ever see the dailies and think, "Maybe he's a little too over the top"?

Lead a virtuous life by following and embodying the five virtues of the elements.

Be patient for if you are a good person, things will make themselves right in the end.

Sacrifice and hard work can be powerful tools in anybodies life.

And any other cookie cutter bullshit you want to throw in it.


Honestly, it's just a love letter to martial arts movies and the principles they espouse.

And Linkara? Settle down. That's how most manhua play out. Beautiful artwork (Except for the ones they picked for the movie. Honestly, they must have been made in America. If they had known what they were giving him, they would have gone with Jademan comics. Their lines were the SHIT!) with little dialog, letting the setting and subtext sink in. I really prefer them to actual manga myself.

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Honestly, it's just a love letter to martial arts movies and the
principles they espouse.[/quote]

More of a Love letter to Mirage Studios since it involves anthropomorphic animals and southeast Asian fighting.