Awesome, just awesome....and funny.

:( This is the epitome of potential gone to waste! This could have been the Nintendo equivalent of Disney's [i]Kingdom Hearts[/i]. But instead, it's just another piece of crap like the [i]Super Mario Brothers Movie[/i].

That was bad. The show, not your review obviously. I love Nintendo but wow did they fuck up here.

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]Mario's a fucking prick, Luigi OWNS![/quote]

You're a fucking prick.

[img]]http:// forum.i3d.net/ attachments/player-bans/ 943148476d1222938821t- please-unban-steam-id- steam_0-0-16013966-gtfo- fail.jpg[/img]

Wow you defended thatguywiththeglasses.
You are a real hero.
Try a harder difficulty level !

Continue - Yes [u]No[/u]

[quote=Wermin]Wow you defended thatguywiththeglasses.
You are a real hero.
Try a harder difficulty level !

Continue - Yes [u]No[/u][/quote]
XD

Seriously, the only thing more annoying than spammers are people who reply to them.

[quote=Elmhurst676]Can you just leave him alone now? :([/quote]

[img]http:// blog.internetnews.com/ apatrizio/do-not-want- dog.jpg[/img]

What am I looking at, here?

What?! HUH?! I'm not entirely sure what the bloody hell you're talking about wether you are dissing mario or Doug

I agree with the cold pie over here. GTFO, prick.

Hey angry movie dork, your a little douchebag, get out of this site and get a life because right now all your existence revolve around being a fucking troll.

okay... the theology of mario states that luigi is a background character, and non-important. therefore stop POSTING THESE CRAP COMMENTS!!!

i know i'm like the fifteen billionth person to own you like that, but please... just calm down, and we will calm down. (UNLIKELY ANYWAYS STFU)

Okay... this is getting retarded. My first post in any comments section was telling him to shut up, and even I think this is ridiculous. You can't jump on his throat for saying ANYTHING AT ALL. You're just jumping on the bandwagon. Wait for him to be an asshole before you start trying to look cool.

You didn't 'own' anybody. If anything, you only made yourself look like a twat.

Now I'm going to go try to cope with the fact that I said anything even remotely in defense of him.

... And... reading his posts beneath this one...

Never fucking mind. Have at him.

Mind you, he IS perfectly aware of what a douchebag he is. He only hangs around because you guys freak out when he posts.

He probably thinks it's funny.

not fucking likely

[IMG]http:// i212.photobucket.com/ albums/cc35/antitodo2889/ awamd.jpg[/IMG]

[color=red]to the angry movie dork: seriously? youre not looking for attention then why is there an angry movie dork fanclub on my.spill. com created by yourself? dude, im sorry to tell you this but youre a nobody, niente, nada. Nobody cares about your "reviews" if you wanna call them that way youre just another kid full of hormones that wants to be different, i seriously doubt that youve ever seen a good movie or have the brain to understand it, go ahead make a fellini's 8 1/2 or an apocalypse now review, or make it even better, only give your opinion when somebody gives a shit. pd: to everyone else, sorry about my lame english :P[/color]

My english is bad too!! XD

your a sad little man. you have to capitalize everything just so you can get more peoples attention. Oh i dont agree with the way you talk to girls. You wanna know what i think? Too bad, im gonna tell you anyways. I think your a 35 year old virgin who lives in your moms basement because you cant afford living on your own. I bet your mom still bathes you and feeds you baby food. Wow you threatened someone thats a big deal. i bet you needed to take your inhaler 5 times before you got your whole sentence out. Pissed your pants too. you want attention because you were the person no one liked growing up because you looked weird and you probably smelt horrible. of course the kid told on you. everyone wanted you gone so they planned it. grow some balls and get a life.

wow, that was epic haha, still, call me hypocrite but i have the feeling that Doug wants comments about the video and stuff, not focus the attention on this pantywaste (andry dork) i know im one of the bunch that started the thing but the video is full of these comments and theres just a few about the video itself, just saying.

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]I got kicked out of school for threatening to kill someone becuase he
said I wanted attention[/quote]
You know...thats not the kind off comment that helps your credibility.

haha dude seriously, you need to get laid. grow up

well, for starters, I just measured the length of your post on my screen with a ruler: it is about 6 inches long (My resolution being set at 1280 x 800).

Now, this isn't bad, if not for the fact that you doubled the size of your text and changed the colour so that it would stick out. That is the definition of being an attention whore: doing something in a manner designed to attract attention (and doing so often).

Every time you tell us a story about how you got kicked out of school for threatening someone after they said you were trying to get attention (which in itself is an attention grabbing stunt, because anyone with a braincell in their head would realize that a death threat = instant recognition, even though it is as the crazy mutha-fucka who hates the truth), you are trying to get attention.

And me? Well, since I typed this all out, I too am trying to get attention. Not really from TGWTA or Blue 62, but from you. You have either:

A. A serious anger problem (I have experience in that field, and know what its like)

or B. A serious need for attention.

Whichever one it is, take some time to work on it and better yourself by examining your fault and overcoming it. It is degrading not only you, but also Doug and his site.

Take the Advice If You Wish,
~Naroji

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork][size=x-large]Is that what you think, everyone who leaves a comment that you don't like wants
attention, I got kicked out of school for threatening to kill someone becuase he
said I wanted attention, where in fucking hell would you get such a ridiculous
retarted concept like that, If I wanted attention I would say something
like
"Oh come look at me, bla bla bla, I'm so funny, weee"
I'm not the
one who asks these people to respond, I just leave a comment and it's like the
end of the world. And I know alot of people are gonna reply saying "you just
want attention" to piss me off, well Fuck You in advance, and to all the
supporters, nice people who are good and fair to the community, happy trails
mate. B)

Oh and just so you know there's a bunch of people who go around site after site begging people to come watch their videos or go to their site, and go to youtube after youtube channel saying please sub, sub 4 sub, and all this other bullshit, and Iv'e only advertised my work once here and on Spill.com, that's it and that was over a month ago, nothing major like COME TO MY WEBSITE OR WATCH MY VIDEOS!!!, so how in fucking hell am I an attention whore???????????????????? ?????[/size][/quote]

wat

Must you quote teh entire post again?
That's BULLSHIT!
Make with teh edit!

Good, you got kicked out of school. Do the same to the site, and we'll be more than happy to expel you.

Angry Movie Dork=ATTENTION WHORE.

Well, all-caps certainly doesn't help...

if u r talking about the NC well,

FUCK U U COCK SUCKING, MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHE BAG.

if not then i agree with u

that's exactly why you use such big friggin' text, you stupid bitch.

[b]Wow, Dork. You are just one fail after another[/b][color=red][/ color]

Am I the only one who's kind of scared of The Angry Movie Dork, now?

Go and fuck yoursel dork fuck yourself with a drum stick go you're a dumbshit go and fuck you're dumb self

hahahahahah!! I agree @ ThatGuyWithTheAccent89
btw doug Greatest review i've seen so far!
laughed so hard at the DUUUUUUUUUUUH thing with Simon

YOU DESERVE A MEDAL FOR THIS!!! EPIC WIN ALL THE WAY HERE!!! :D

[quote=ThatGuyWithTheAcce nt89][IMG]http:// i212.photobucket.com/ albums/cc35/antitodo2889/ awamd.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

ahahahahahahaha :D

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork][b][color=red] [size=x-large]GO FUCK YOUSELF 3 TIMES, THEN KILL YOURSELF!!![/size][/ color][/b][/quote]

oh my

... :( and hes 14

Thank you, American Television :(
I wonder what his school marks are about... :s

lol!!! Nice one, TGWTA89! I bet Doug would be proud! :lol:

But, seriously, Angry Movie Dorkwad, if you don't have anything to say that even pertains to the video, then do yourself a favor and shut up and find something better to do, or at least get your ass off this website!

It's so funny how many people reply angrily to the angry movie dork. I'm so sorry Doug that your video becomes second to the person commenting on it.

But I am glad that you reviewed this. I saw some of the videos done by Captain S, and always wondered if that was based on something...now I know! :D

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]Mario's a fucking prick, Luigi OWNS![/quote]
Angry Movie Dork-

You offer dull and listless critique. You offer no food for thought and
yet you still linger~! You are like a moldy bit of cheese lost in a cooler fullof rich and succulent foods. You are ruining it for everyone else. Kindly leave our humble abode, lest you wish to face the wrath of Admin's Banhammer and smolder under the fiery hate of a thousand angry registered users.
WE DO NOT LIKE YOU! PLEASE LEAVE!

Jesus Christ, you're an idiot.

What the hell are you talking about? Mario & Luigi weren't mentionned in the review.

But, you're right... Luigi owns

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]James Rolfe and his fanboys can go fuckthemselves, name one similarity between me and him, oh you can't you got pwned hehe[/quote]

just STFU. You're an asshole that wants attention from ppl by sending stupid comments that ruins the messageboard.

And if you forgot the 2 first words, JUST STFU!!!!!!!

[quote=NCWannabe] [quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]James Rolfe and his fanboys can go fuckthemselves, name one similarity between me and him, oh you can't you got pwned hehe[/quote]

just STFU. You're an asshole that wants attention from ppl by sending stupid comments that ruins the messageboard.

And if you forgot the 2 first words, JUST STFU!!!!!!![/quote]
DO NOT FEED THE TROLL, (if you havent noticed yet, the AMG is the site troll)
but seriously i think james rolfe is a pretty cool guy.. but some of his fans are just......wow, seriously if you say anything other than OMFG AVGN IS A GOD you get thumbed down 20 times, but at least i can say IRATE GAMER fanboys are 300 times worse, and to set the record straght, this guy isnt an attention whore, he's a troll. the difference is trolls like to just piss people off

Angry Movie Dork, this is obviously not the place for you. Go somewhere else where we don`t have to tolerate your egotistical bullshit. We would all be so happy if you`d just leave!

[quote=turrel] [quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]Mario's a fucking prick, Luigi OWNS![/quote] :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
he`s right, luigi should have his own show. fat git mario has been getting the limelight far too long. time for luigi to
kick some but,[/quote]

Stop encourging him (sorry if i spelt that wrong)

Luigi is a God.

There both cool, but personally I like Luigi better because he jumps crazy high. Good review too NC. :)

Yeah, I do happen to like Luigi better. It's sad that he's so downplayed in comparisin to his brother. I mean, all he gets are two games; Mario is Missing and Luigi's Mansion. What's worse is that only the latter (Luigi's Mansion) was a good game, while Mario is Missing is a pile of crap. Then again, Mario is Missing wasn't exactly MADE by Nintendo, so it shouldn't count.

Actually thats your opinion im all about opinions but you cant call mario a prick you can say you perfer luigi just not call him a prick a lot of people like him better i myself perfer luigi but i enjoy mario as well besides marios name in every fucking game excluding Donkey Kong and Luigis Mansion but thats just me i dont know what the others think :whistle:

JUST WTF DOES THAT FUCKING MEAN???

flame war in the comments below

Yay, New vid!!! You're the man NC!

Classic as always

YOU! stop getting on this site and taking up space. Wait a minute.... AHHH! the flames of war, they burn!!! I fell right in the middle of the flame war. I was hoping not to get involved.... And I fell for his trap... I need a shower I don't feel clean :X

[b]PLEASE SHUT THE F*CK UP!![/b]

after you.

I agree with your one comment, but

[color=red][size=x-large] THEANGRY MOVIE DORK, THE GAYMASTER[/size][/color]


Can't you just listen to their comments and just rate and don't hate. How bout a nice cup of STFU?

Roflmao, agreed

um, excuse me.....my god, how many times is this TAMD gonna keep getting banned from this site? and he keeps coming back for more???

Not to sound like a mom here, but you're aware that we keep giving this idiot what he wants, right? attention!! He doesn't even deserve that. :s

whoa, who says fuck you to a girl? especially a girl who's right!! what kind of prick are you?
if you weren't trying to get attention whats with all the pointless comments you leave? pissing you off or not, its still a fact; you're a loser. need to get a life then get laid. go start rambling to people who give a fuck, no one here does. leaving another rambling comment only proves our point, jackass.

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]I didn't say fuck you to a girl, I said fuck you to anyone who says I want attention to piss me off, she made a mistake, and I was correcting it, read the comment before responding ya dumbfuck.[/quote]
I love NC's videos and I was quite content on never posting anything before...
Mistakes? There are none.
You're still a piece of shit with no taste, no respect, no common sense, no perspectives, no brain, no dick, no friends, and obviously no life. What's that you say? Oh, you do have a life? You spend it here? Whatta sad life you have. [b] No one likes you.[/b] The fact you got kicked out of school
is because [b]no one likes you. [/b]The fact you hang around here so much is because [b]no one likes you[/b]. The fact you keep talking
and get
so many thumbs down and remarks is because [b]no one likes you.[/b] You refuse to admit when you're wrong, because of that,
[b]no one likes you.[/b]
Did I leave anything out? Do you get that? no...you're so stupid and pathetic that you're going to keep doing it. Oh, now you're going to respond to this pissed off...but no one cares, [b]because no one likes you[/b]. Go outside. Socialize with actual people who care. I doubt that will happen. lol. [b]No one likes you.[/b] In case you can't get that through you're skull; [b]everyone hates you. [/b] [u]We all think you're a mindless idiot so no matter
what you say there's no convincing anyone at all that you or think matters or makes a difference[/u].[b] Everyone hates you, so leave. You waste of flesh and carbon.
[/b][i]Ya dumbfuck.[/i]

With that being said, i'm done.
[b]Coconut and blue62 make very good points. this whole thing is ridiculous.[/b]

That actually makes sense....
Stop Feeding the troll!
Or whatever you call a poster whose mere presence irritates people....

What?...His mere presence DOES seem to irritate people beyond their wits!
Do you have to start this war each and everytime he comments?

Stop posting comments! I know I can be called a hypocrite cause this is my second but you have posted a total of twenty times, on this page alone..... Please leave and don't come back. And don't try to be snide I won't waste my brain power on a reply to you.

As they teach in schools during movies, 'Just because there ARE swears in a movie, doesn't mean you should use them.

TAMD has no life fuck you

[u]Nobody likes you. Everyone left you. They're all out without you, having fun. [/u]

[i]Where have the good commenters gone? The Angry Movie Dork is a dumbfuuuck...[/i]

[b]He got kicked of his school,
He has no fucking liiife,
Instead he flames everything on this site![/b]

[color=green]Where have his 10 IQ points gone? Nobody knows and nobody really cares![/color]

[u][size=x-large]HE WRITES EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS! :0 [/size][/u]
Writes pointless comments about mayonnaise!
He really needs to get laid!
C'mon everybody who agrees with me! :side:

TAMD's getting banned from this site!
TAMD's a fuckin' prick!
Spamming his comments!
Pissing us off, much?
TAMD's getting banned from this site! :P

There's nothing he can do 'bout it... ;)

Where have the people that have a fucking brain? :idea:
And where are the ones that know how to use it? :s
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEERE?! :pinch:

TAMD's getting banned from this site!
TAMD's a fuckin' prick!
Spamming his comments!
Pissing us off, much?
TAMD's getting banned from this site! :P

He needs to get laid really badly he has no damn life! :D
He needs to quit being such a damn attention whore! :woohoo:


GG, TAMD. :)

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]Is that what you think, everyone who leaves a comment that you don't like wants attention, I got kicked out of school for threatening to kill someone becuase he said I wanted attention, where in fucking hell would you get such a ridiculous retarted concept like that, If I wanted attention I would say something like
"Oh come look at me, bla bla bla, I'm so funny, weee"
I'm not the one who asks these people to respond, I just leave a comment and it's like the end of the world. And I know alot of people are gonna reply saying "you just want attention" to piss me off, well Fuck You in advance, and to all the supporters, nice people who are good and fair to the community, happy trails mate. B)[/quote]


Before you type in another 2800 character sleeping drug, i would like to tell you this:




[size=x-large][color=red] NO ONE CARES :angry: [/color][/size]

honestly can't you guys just stfu like you are saying tamd wants attention, honesly whats wrong with the first comment he posted (marios a fucking prick, luigi owns!) why would you gey pissed off about that he was replying to the video at the part where the nc was telling mario to drop the potion in the fucking volcano, can't everyone just stfu and post what they think pf the video instead of just posting pointless comments to piss people off. like i was saying, POST COMMENTS ABOUT THE VIDEO,NOTHING ELSE!

Coconut is HOT!!

[color=red]Are you calling pathetic people who stole identities angry movie dork? do you know who james rolfe is and the character you stole from him?[/color] :angry: :angry: :angry:

[color=red]Im pretty sure i can think about a few... mmmmm... well, mmmm, damn i cant think about anything, his reviews are great, yours suck, mmm, hes funny, youre annoying, that doesnt work, everybody is in a constant waiting to watch another Rolfe's movie/review, everybody wants you to STFU, mmmm, The Angry Video Game Nerd is a charachter and youre actually this pathetic and lack of life, mmm, he knows whats his talking about, you are just a kid who doesnt know what a good movie is, mmmmm, damn, you, you CAN'T be right i actually can't find anything similar between the 2 of you, damn, i got sooooooo pwned[/color] :confused:

[color=red]Plus, in your youtube's account you have both, cinemassacre and jamesnintendonerd subscriptions, along with several of his videos in your favorites LOL[/color]

I was on one of James' movie reviews of YKWBS and you commented and gave suggestions. Right over here[url]http:// cinemassacre.com/new/? p=1239 [/url].
And your logo looks very familiar with the AVGN one.
[img]http://i3.ytimg.com/ i/Jd_nbDmXrNSCNLHcXw2xaQ/ 1.jpg?v=6f9365[/img]
I'm in no ways insulting you, but you can't deny that you at least "borrowed" some elements of his name, review style, logo, and anger. That's all.

Reply to ehsan:
Dude, that logo is in no way similar to the AVGN's. The Angry Movie Dork's old logo looked A LOT like Confused Matthews'. So I wanted to get him on track and help him come up with something original, or at least something that doesn't seem stolen (as trolls like to say to him). I gave him advice like, "listen to the people and try to do something a little more original." I(Ross) wanted to help The Angry Movie Dork(after all, he's 13. Does he really deserve to be trolled day-after-day?). So, I decided to help him by first making him a new logo. Yes, I MADE HIM THE LOGO! I am a Graphic Design student, and wish to become a cartoonist after college. I approached him, and said that I would help him get on the right foot by making an original logo.
I admit, it didn't take me long to make the logo(only about 2-3 hours, mostly because I was playing around with the design).
**NOTHING(!) IN THAT LOGO RIPS-OFF THE AVGN WHATSOEVER!**
What makes you think this? The slanted word "ANGRY"? Hah! What a terrible comparison.:D
The Angry Movie Dork's is far more slanted than the AVGN's.
[img]http:// upload.wikimedia.org/ wikipedia/en/thumb/5/55/ Avgn_logo.png/250px- Avgn_logo.png[/img][img] http://i3.ytimg.com/i/ Jd_nbDmXrNSCNLHcXw2xaQ/ 1.jpg?v=6f9365[/img]
"OMG! A RIPPED-OFF LOGO! :O" Nope. I don't see any similarity. Get your eyes checked, man. ;)
_________________________ _____________
And to the people trolling him... STOP TROLLING! The hypocrisy of this is astounding! You guys call him a troll, and, in turn, you are trolling him. How? Well, you guys repeatedly insult him, reply to his comments, call him "Fag" "Gay" "Troll" over-and-over again. Do you really think it's cool to do this to a kid? It's really sad if you ask me. I admit, he needs to come up with his own style, but you could critique him on that, instead of saying "copycat! You ripp-off Spill.com, NC, Confused Matthew, and the AVGN!!! ARGH! ANGRY FACE >:O" Do you want to tell him how? And how he can fix this? I mean, for-god-sakes man, he's looking up to his idles, he's just getting started.

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]James Rolfe and his fanboys can go fuckthemselves, name one similarity between me and him, oh you can't you got pwned hehe[/quote]

Epic failure. You must want to fuck yourself.

Oh, and:


[size=x-large]YOU DID NOT PWN US YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: [/size]
edit:you faggot you changed your post

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]wow dude, you couldn't even think of your own insult, you just stole NC's, how pathetic[/quote]

What? I don't recall him copyrighting that joke, and besides NC was just pointing that out. Dumbass. :dry:

Dude! If nobody likes your comments, your comments are useless, and everybody hate you, Why the hell are you keeping posting comments??
just stop posting comments!!
'cause right now your being like that anoying child in the kindergarden that everyone wants to shut the fuck up!

The Angry Movie Dork needs to get a life.

NO ONE LIKE U AND YOU R THE REASON FOR WAR

YOU NEED TO GET LAID , STOP BOTHERING PEOPLE ON THIS SITE THEY DON'T BOTHER YOU LEAVE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[size=large]Ban hammer plox?[/size]

(referring to "angry movie... whatever his name is") :s

Ok, maybe this will help you understand.


[size=20][color=red]YOU ARE NOT A WELCOMED MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY. NOBODY LIKES YOU AND IT WAS MADE TRUE WHEN YOU COMMENTED ON THAT TRANSFORMERS 2 REVIEW. AS FOR THE COMMENTS AND DOWNTHUMBS, YOUR COMMENTS ARE COMPLETELY COMPLAINING. NO POINT IN THAT, IDIOT.[/size][/color]

[size=large][/size] NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK!!!

[color=red]If you dont want thumbs down then stop saying stupid things you fag[/color][size=large][/ size] :D :D :D

Wtf are you talking about?.
Theres no lagg what so ever.
have you tried this?
>buy a new network
>buy a new computer
>buy a computer wich is not a woody
>Go watch "My little ponny"

No, we do it because he doesn't deserve to be shunned like this. I should know, I am the face of a video line myself

Dude your lower than the shit I produce oh your dad told me he had a three sum with will smith and you :X

NO OFFENSE WILL BUT HE FORCED YOU WE ALL LOVE HIM ESPECIALLY FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR

kid its ur fucking connection it has nothing to do with the website. every time i watch a video its uploads fast. theres NO LAG.

maby it's ur computer becuse I get mine in just fine without any lag :confused:

Oh my God, you 'talk' to him as if you're a partner. He doesn't think you're good enough, ok? Stop giving him 'advice' and just leave him alone!

ps. if you watch anything he's made that isn't Nostalgia Critic, you'd know that he used to be just YouTube based, then YouTube took off all his videos and so he decided to make his own website. now STFU

angry movie dork hath disgraced the chuck

Fuck yah!!

Your disgracing the MAN now, which is unacceptable. :angry: He should come and roundhouse kick you out of this website.

But FINALLY you made up an internet joke "The Gay Master"

The Gay Master!!!

Wow. Just wow.

Even less respect for you now.

You truly don't know the term for homosexual, and you deem that "Gay people suck and don't belong in society."

Thoughts of giving you any thumbs up for having an original opinion are now diminished.

SEE YOU ARE GAY YOU KNOW ALL THE PROCEDURES

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]I only know that because my parents told me and since you know all the procedures, you must be gay. PWNED :woohoo:[/quote]

Even if it did make sense, it wasn't a "pwned"

Besides, your parents taught you?!? What fags.

FAIL... just stop it... like really, just quit...

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]I only know that because my parents told me and since you know all the procedures, you must be gay. PWNED :woohoo:[/quote]
why is he still here?

i know how many times can you leve bad comments :?:

Go Fuck YOURSELF BY A LAKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU DONT DESERVE TO LIVE INFACT KILL YOUR SELF AND THAT WOULD MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE AND YOUR A LONLEY PIECE OF SHIT WITH NO FRIENDS.

So You have to Dads as your parents what do they do to you while your together

The Angry Movie Dork = a steaming pile of shit that came from a horses ass .

If was to have a quarter for every thumbs down you have coins would be flying out my ass

To angry movie dork:

Well, it doesnt seem like you get out to much, seeing how you spend so much of your pathetic life creating comments that are simply produced to anger the other members of the community, so your opinion on gays and their place in society is just a self-reflection upon your place in society, making you part of the gay community in your own terms. I'm happy your finnaly coming out of the closet and admiting to us that your just a hypocrite homosexual that's purpose in life is to completely refute and make a fool yourself in the cyber-world. Since your life in the cyber world and reality is completely hopeless, all together your just a waste of space and matter. Go die.

I hate to get involved in a flame war- but seriously people, he's just a noob, get over it. In a few months he'l grow out of leaving comments like that, hell, I know I did. This insane amount of hate for one kid just makes you sound like a bunch of cunts, and it drags peoples opinions of the rest of the TGWTG community down with it.

Reading the comments telling him hes a worthless peice of shit who deserves to die, I can safely say theres people on the site who deserve banning much more than he does.

Although i must admit, I wonder wether hes a troll.

[quote=TheAngry Movie Dork]At least I don't think I'm the f*cking sh*t, and I'm not gay, that's when a man enjoys sticking his penis up another guys asswhole, gay people suck and don't belong in society. I would never do such homosexual acts in a million years.[/quote]


[color=purple][b]Dork, you're not even the asshalf[/b][/color]

I'm going to take a risk and offer some helpful advice:

[b]- Don't make derogatory comments about minorities.[/b]
Keep bigoted thoughts to yourself.

[b]- Don't post one-liners.[/b]
They are useless and nobody likes them.

[b]- Don't say "fuck" or "shit" in every other sentence.[/b]
It doesn't make you sound cool or intelligent.

[b]- Chill out.[/b]
If someone says something you don't like, stay calm. No all-caps or e-shouting.

And finally, the most important:
[b]- Don't go out of your way to irritate people.[/b]
I just don't understand how you can come back after every banning having not learned a thing about etiquette.

Please understand, I'm not trying to be mean; I just think that you need to calm down and think carefully before you hit "send."

Peace out, y'all.

"Greed is good".

Well, in some cases anyway.

It's okay that corporations try to cash in on kids by introducing tie-ins such as this cartoon alongside their popular franchises. It gives these franchises staying power, when done right it gives these ill-defined characters backstories, and above all it shapes our collective childhoods.

But is it too much to ask of them to be slightly less cynical and more thoughtful about it? Is it too much to ask that they finish the backgrounds first? Is it too much to ask that they do their research on the characters and stories before passing them along to us on Saturdays? Apparently... yes to all three. I mean... I'm not even a Mega Man fan, and I'm offended by Captain N's redesign of the little guy. And why the hell does Simon Belmont now sport goggles? Are they some sort of night-vision goggles to aid in his Dracula hunting? As for his whip... I think... I'm just going to leave that one alone...

I should say that Captain N was a little before my time, in the late '80s I had not graduated from PBS's edutainment shows like Sesame Street to corporate-sponsored Saturday morning cartoons yet (if that's what you'd call "graduating" ), so I was not aware of Captain N or its Zelda tie-in episode. But I want to know why they felt compelled to tart up poor Zelda... Why the redesign with the midriff and the one glove? Seriously DIC? Did Michael Jackson, Disney and cocaine really exert that much control over the decade? [i]Sigh[/i]...

Good review, N.C... especially considering what little substance there was here to work with.

I own the whole series and the entire Mario series on DVD. Should I be ashamed? :confused:

Also, that green thing from the intro gives me nightmares. Someone please make a horror movie out of that green thing. Some horrific CGI sub-human.

Be glad Megaman didn't look like he did in the 1st game's cover...

http://www.mobygames.com/ images/covers/large/ 1104774873-00.jpg

I own the entire Mario and Zelda series on DVD.

Anyways, I always hated Captain N for what they did to Simon. He didn't behave like a true Belmont, and it was just bad. And is it just me, or did Link look a bit more...heroic than he did in the Zelda series?

Dear God....
and thank him, too...

[i]Someone please make a horror movie out of that green thing. Some horrific CGI
sub-human.[/i]
Oh man, I would totally watch that. D8

Maybe a tad late but..
Try [i]Lawnmower man[/i] Kasha :P

Captain N pissed me off, no good action. I wish Ryu from Ninja Gaiden was there to kick ass. That's what I use to think when I was a kid.

Hey, no one shouted "first?" Is the space-time continuum finally collapsing into nothingness, or were they just too slow?

Great video, godawful show. Didn't even know this show existed--now I understand Captain S a little more, I guess.

Sad that a ten-episode, independently-developed YouTube mini-series is infinitely more enjoyable than an actually, official cartoon...

I am happy you remember it because I sure as hell don't nor do I want to.

Long time watcher first time poster. great job again...its sad Nintendo did all this but in MY opinion, for market that is, this was really good. It god kids and hypnotized them -_-, but i honestly think that the Wizard was worse lol. again great review! :D

Oh yea, forgot to say DIC sucks. There cartoons blow. Except Sailor Moon.

And Inspector Gadget.

Then again, Sailor Moon was not made in America.

I'm glad I never saw this show.

I ve been waiting for him to review this one for a liong time.

Rayvac, DiC didn't make Sailor Moon, they just dubbed it. So it isn't one of DiC's, which is why it doesn't suck.

Great review! I cracked up when you pointed out Simon's "DURRRRR" face.

No Marobot art this week?

EDIT: Oh, there's the picture! Guess it just took a little while to upload.

Gawd, I've been staring at this thing waiting for it to load for...I forget how long.

But I remember seeing this show a while back and remembering how stupid it was~

oh but anyways for a real comment, i've never heard of this show actually, i wasn't allowed to watch a lot of tv when i was growing up so maybe that's why? or why i watch a whooooole bunch of tv now, but whyyyyyyy are all the leading characters terrible?! haha especially megaman and his voice, that ....voice

...The Power Team was much cheezier. To bad I can't find any quality footage.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

I remember them from the show, Video Power. At least the characters weren't as bastardized as Captian N's were.

Mega Man What did they do to you? Simon? PIT? WHY!!!!! Fuck you animation fuck you. :angry:

Lana... wait, Lana the Aura Mage from Fire Emblem: Ankoku Ry? to Hikari no Tsurugi!!? My god, Nintendo DOES care about Fire Emblem after all! :woohoo:

I have a new #3 all time favorite NC.

EXCELLENT JOB SIR!!!

haha nice video...man how many gay jokes did you have in there though

HOORAY FOR CAMEOS! =D

I have to ask: Why was it that they used Mega Man, a Capcom character, and Simon Belmont, a Konami character, in a Nintendo tv series? I mean, yeah. The games were on the NES, but really. Don't they need permission and stuff to use their characters in a show?

They did have their permission. Although I hear they didn't use those characters as much in the later episodes when they lost funding, dunno if that's true, I never watched this show.

I hear the guy who made this show never even played the video games. T_T

I am starting to love not only Doug Walker, but Rob Walker as well. They really have been putting some great videos together lately! Thank you both for doing this for us :) Keep it up-icis!

X3 Another awesome review. =)

I'm eagerly awaiting the next one. ^_^

This video took my comment virginity; finally. LOVED IT. Keep up the amazing work Mr. Critic

hahaha,great as usual
i needed a good laugh,and you have definitely delivered it! :)

PS: the entire time i was watching it,i kept asking myself "where have i seen someone like Captain N before..."
took me awhile to put Captain N and Captain S together. :confused:

We already have Nintendo's "Captain N." and PBC's "Captain S. (Sega)". I wonder if someone, somewhere has stooped low enough to make a Captain Playstation and Captain X-Box? Actually, I can picture using the PS/PS2/PS3 controller as a belt-buckle. Not sure how you'd make an X-Box/360 controller into a "comfortable" belt-buckle. :pinch:

Captain S >>> Captain N

Also, NES is my favorite character ^^.

Watching this video made me remember how embarrassing this show could be. Characters didn't look right and places weren't named right.

Animated white people dancing is funny.

Link and Zelda were a lot better in this show for the whole one time you see them.

The Zelda "found an item" chime at Ganon's "coming out party" joke made me have to pause the video. Well done sir.