How to Be a Pirate: Parrots

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  • cjetson95
    Yay! Been waiting for the next one of these!
  • Fra  - Paris
    I love the racist jokes, even if they are just jokes. People are too god damn scared to be politically incorrect. I blame the media. *Raises glass of apple juice to Blood Beard*
  • Jackass Mask
    I had a parrot once...there were no survivors.
  • Arike475  - ...
    How to be a Pirate:How to fight a Ninja
  • Jackass Mask
    You don't fight a real ninja, you just hope to survive with everything intact.
  • Lotus Prince
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    As amusing as that was, I'm quite uncomfortable now.
  • sonicfan1994  - OMG that skull is dead!
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    Anyways, I'm glad that racist parrot is dead. He was an asshole.
  • toth88
    Funny as hell. I love these videos.
  • ilneige  - accent
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    Strange, Howard's accent sounds vaguely Russian this week.

    Pun-tastic as always, Doug.
  • Kheldarn
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    I was thinking more Scottish. But either way, it was off.

    But that didn't keep this from being another great episode. :)

    I think it's time to move this from Sketches and into its own section.
  • Ruby Doomsday
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    This parrot is DEAD!
    (or is it just pining for the fjords?)
  • Knushadic
    "This parrot is DEAD!
    (or is it just pining for the fjords?)"

    That parrot is not dead, he's resting!
  • Damn Quilty
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    "Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now."

    ...that is an EX-PARROT.


    (gotta love Monty Python)
  • Crossover Princess
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    O.o

    Dude! Did you really have to bring your parrot to that? I didn't need to know THAT about your happyman!
  • H2O
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    You think that parrot is bad you should hear the terrible things Iago from Alladin would said about Arabs.
  • Stripes
    I love these sketches, but dude, you have GOT to work on the accent. It's gotta sound a lot more Irish.
  • H2O
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    Sorry I meant to vote up this comment but accidentally pressed the wrong button. :(
  • DarkMessiah
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    That parrot looks bored. I want it. :P

    And not all pirates sound the same. That's just racist. If he wants to be a Russian-American-Irish pirate, I say let him. XD

    Too bad about Bob... If it weren't for the racism, he woulda been a great addition to my collection of other non-racist stuffed birds.
  • darkmindedsith
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    Bloodbeard is God? Ah, so HE'S the one who killed you this Tuesday. And tried to kill Macaulay Culkin in 'Pagemaster'.
  • kaosboy13  - Actually,
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    [Bloodbeard is God? Ah, so HE'S the one who killed you this Tuesday. And tried to kill Macaulay Culkin in 'Pagemaster'.]

    Bloodbeard Joe missed and only hit Macauley Culkin's acting career (rim shot)
  • Falcovsleon20
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    Impossible! Bloodbeard Joe NEVER misses his target!

    Here's one for the One Piece fans:

    They say Bloodbeard Joe is strong he once challenged Roronoa Zoro to a Rochambeau contest and won!
  • Shinigami
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    Blood Beard Joe is clearly pirate version of Chuck Norris. That would be battle of the millenium. Blood Beard Joe (Pirate) vs Chuck Norris (Ninja). Ok maybe Chuck Norris is not techncally ninja but you know what I mean.
  • pariah
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    Nah, i think Blood Beard Joe is the pirate version of Angry Joe. Angry Joe could kick Chuck Norriss arse any day!
  • Semudara
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    You know what would be awesome? Chuck Norris vs. Blood Beard Joe vs. Mr. T, the epic three-way brawl! It would be bigger than anything!
  • cubs2084
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    Eh. That one was lacking.
  • flame_alchemist
    This one, was so funny XD XD XD, I really like the Pirate Show
  • Deltora
    I do like this series, but what accent is that supposed to be? So far I've heard Irish, Scottish, European and even Chinese with the replacement of 'r's with 'l's.
    Pirates came from alot of different places, but the typical 'yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me' kind of accent is a variant of a British accent.

    Which apparently you can't do as the Pixel Palace proves.
    I'm pretty good with accents, I wish I could show you how to do it right.

    Although I've noticed if you make an American do an Australian accent it sounds cockney more often than not. Maybe try that.
  • Common
    Your Accent does change quite a bit in this Doug.

    Classic Pirate is Gritty West-Country. best example I know is Barbosa in Pirates.
  • tredders
    IT'S AN EX-PARROT!
  • spade75
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    HAHAHAHA you should check out "mad jack the pirate"! its a cartoon i used to watch in the 90's but it got canceled rather quickly. it was funny then and still is! i think its on youtube, sweet.

    i'm spade, and i'm a mongoose!
  • FoxieLoxie
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    Hahah, I lost it during the "You please woman with that? Once you stop crying we'll try again." Brilliant stuff.
  • Quantum Wolf
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    Your methods are wonderful, but when it comes to parrots, I trust LeChuck from Monkey Island. My audio books on parrot have done me well. And I wisely kept all 12 parrots, so LeChuck let me live.
  • lonercs
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    funny video.

    However, I must point out that skinheads are NOT racist douchebags. In face many are STRONGLY against racism and fascism. Boneheads are the racist neo-fuck-Nazis, with shaven heads.

    Anyone interested, look up SHARP (Skin Heads Against Radical Prejudice) and the Skinhead subculture.
  • NucleaRaptor
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    THE GREATEST SHOW THAT EVER... YARRRRGGGGHHH!
  • FunkyM
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    Gyarr, Yer accent be gettin' worse wi' ev'ry epasode, Black Dog Bill!

    Blood Beard Joe had a perfect voice, an' sounded ev'ry inch the pirate gentleman.

    An' speakin' of love, Blood Beard Joe never wasted a penny on a whore. In fact, Women paid HIM to have sex with them! And 'e made a Pretty penny outta that!

    Here's to ye, Blood Beard Joe, God o' the Pirates!
  • diveru4i
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    ah, good old racist jokes =) I love that.
  • Gethenian
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    How did this go the whole episode without a single Monty Python parrot sketch joke? That's what I want to know! XD

    Great episode, guys. As usual.
  • spade75
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    a sweet pirate game was "rattle me bones". did you know pirates had a patch over their eye so they could see below deck without their eyes needing to adjust to the darkness. i don't think it was because the eye was missing. but who knows??? oh and i think pirates prefer to drink straight out of the bottle. but only when they misplace their fine china set.
  • BloodySharpie
    I remember the Mythbusters testing the eyepatch myth, they ruled it plausible. It was one of a few different myths they did for a pirate special they did a while ago.
  • nostalgic90skid
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    "Why wouldn't he make love to a pickup truck? HARHARHARHAHRARHAR...ha!"
    X'D

    (Much love for the POTC pieces of eight reference!)

    PS I have a lovebird, does that count as a parrot? B)
  • jalford
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    This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off his mortal coil! It's rung down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!!
  • pariah
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    Shit, jalford, did you seriously memorize that?! You're a bigger fan than i could ever hope to be!

    And now for something completely different: My hovercraft is full of eels.
  • FreDDaN92
    There I now finaly send him a story of blood beard joe
  • satireknight
    It must be pining for the fjords!

    Seriously, awesome little video. I love this pirate series.
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