Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

(203 votes, average 4.80 out of 5)
Comments (259)
  • Coldguy
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    :angry: ENOUGH! I am tired of HP...move on people...wait this is the last one...ok

    Edit: Another one? When will you learn the Book will always be better then the movie, ugh.
  • Cornwind Evilman
    Uh, no, actually, there's one more book. And the book was so big, it had to be split into two films. So...yeah, still two more films to go.
  • ultrassjstuart
    Actually, the Deathly hallows was one of the shorter novels of the series in terms of length, they simply split it up to prolongue the run of the series slightly and try and squeeze some more box office revenue out of it
  • BecauseGODcommandedit
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    :eyebrow:
    No...The plot line is so complex and to make it all make sense, considering they left so much out in previous films, they needed to break it up into two films so idiots who didn't read the books can understand what the hell is going on.

    Duh.
  • drumlip
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    I disagree. Hallows was so long and had so little that could be cut that splitting it into two movies was really the best decision.
  • Arya Daeriel
    Er.... no. The Deathly Hallows was actually the second longest book in the series, right below The Order of the Phoenix.
  • The AngryMovie Dork  - In
    the seventh movie those kids are gonna be fighting arthritis.
  • rattlehead91
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    Why was this downvoted? Are you people really that hardcore of HP fanboys?
  • bladebane765  - How?
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    Umm okay what makes you think that 17-18 year olds are gonna get arthritis within a year, did you even read the books let alone watch the movie
    If not why are you making this stupid joke if it does not make any sense.
  • RocketGruntKenny
    Okay small child with no skills in punctuation, he was trying to make a witticism because the actors are basically aging past the point where they can be considered children, let alone teenagers. Grow a funnybone.
  • Dead Planet
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    :P Grow strong, plentiful funnyballs! :lol:
  • hYpErBoLe
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    HAH so true actually...those kids have been in this franchise for more than 10 years. That's just insane.
  • KingDedede
    Y'know, despite the AMD being a hated troll on this website, that comment actually made me chuckle. Kudos.
  • mumbls
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    two more movies are coming because they didn't want to leave anything out of the
    Deathly Hallows
  • Alial93
    Im with you man, the book is a houndred times better than the movies.
    That's what happened to Twilight the saga
  • blacktrojan3921
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    Actually the Twilight Saga was ruined from the start when it was made o:. (No offense of course).

    But I get what you mean, it's always a big risk with the fandom when a book you love goes onto the big screen, especially when it's a very popular book that's part of a series, that's what happened with Eragon, The Golden Compass, and possibly many others.
  • Neverbeforeseen
    I liked the books but the movie was Awful with a capital A-W-F-U-L. It missed tons and was the color of Seattle on a rainy day Even when it was SUNNY. The acting was bad. My favorite was ALice and I don't think she even had a speaking part. I hope they can at least get the Wolves right.. But probably not...
  • dethf_ck
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    Seriously? This has got to be the latest bitching I've ever seen. You should've started when they made the first movie. What? You expect them to stop in the middle of a series?

    There's 2 movies left. They didn't want to leave anything out of the last book. So quit your bitching and don't watch the movies, shit.
  • Haon
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    BOO!
  • Jakez
    Love Chester :D how does he pay for his tickets?
  • Cornwind Evilman
    He doesn't: he sneaks into movie theaters to stay warm.
  • orwellianson  - The Man in the Tophat
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    [quote=The Man in the Tophat]With change.[/quote]

    :D With Chester we will have change we can believe in...

    [img][IMG]http:// i477.photobucket.com/ albums/rr131/ DICKBUTTSECKS/lulz/ Chester_A__Bum_Wants_Chan ge_by_s-1.jpg[/IMG][/img]
  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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    CHANGE!!!! HE GOT CHANGE!!! after all he does recieve donations... like i donate to the website, thats how he see's his cinematic adventures...
  • Treforce
    I can think of 3 answers for that question.

    1: He dont.
    2: He have a friend in the theather who lets him watch for free.
    3: CHANGE, YOU GOT CHANGE? OH COME ON, HELP A GUY OUT!
  • Tren
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    ...wow, the LAST thing I expected was a Red Dwarf reference in a Bum Review!

    Well played, Bum...
  • NOTYETUSEDNAME
    I agree. That was seriously cool, although I'm pretty sure that Harry Potter's Luck potion wasn't developed by Dr. Langstrom, still though, very cool reference.
  • Balkal
    This movie was full of angsty teenagers, and if theres one thing I hate, its angsty teenagers.

    Edit: I did enjoy the movie though, just joking with you, although they were a bit angsty at times.
  • OmegaOne
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    Huge, HUGE props for the Red Dwarf reference. The luck virus might be my favorite piece of deus ex machina in all of sci-fi.
  • Akane1412
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    I can't wait to watch this D:
    How unfair I only have a free day monday ._.; :sulks:
  • Lusk1993
    Good review as always, bum.
  • Disinformation
    After this review I want to see the bum on the Real Time Panel with Bill Maher.

    As always it was inventive, imaginative and somewhat true.
  • Miss Kitty Fantastico
    I always knew Prince was a vampire chihuahua!

    Great review. Can't wait to actually see the movie.
  • ThatCanadianGuy
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    Nice to see another classic Bum Review. Hilarious stuff once again Chester and you're not the only one who enjoys British science fiction.

    Regarding Half-Blood Prince, it was my least favorite of the books, but I will say that overall it was a pretty good movie. Lavender and Ginny were two characters that I could have done without and the romance aspect was as cliche and pointless as it was in the book. The kick-ass beginning and ending more than made up for it. The acting was also pretty good.
  • der_ketzer
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    I didn't expect much because they ruined the fift part but it still got worse.
  • jimmfreak
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    AWESOME RED DWARF REFERENCE. The luck virus was epic. Dude.. I suck at editting but.. i make a good cup of coffee - you hiring?
  • Starsky
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    BUT I LOVE YOU CHESTER A BUM. D:

    I should actually go watch this one, I haven't seen any since Goblet of Fire ..
  • crazyseandx
    :0 huh....me too...except i didnt see goblet of fire in full :whistle: but i think i know what Bum was saying in pig latin :(
  • Chosen Zelos
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    Everything's all dark and gray, you say. I knew it! The world of Harry Potter takes place in an old school Matrix program! Of course!
  • tcn11
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    woh. i just came back from watching that movie
    thats crraazzyy
    and did anyone notice that some of the filming style kinda resembled twilight
  • Volbla  - re:
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    [quote=Cornwind Evilman]Uh, no, actually, there's one more book. And the book was so big, it had to be split into two films. So...yeah, still two more films to go.[/quote]
    Which is weird since this book was longer than the last one, no?
  • Noll_UK  - re:
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    [quote=Tren]...wow, the LAST thing I expected was a Red Dwarf reference in a Bum Review!

    Well played, Bum...[/quote]

    Same, wow. Doug you were already high in my books, but youve just left the book entirely!
  • Chenari  - Dumbledoofus. I like that.
    So, Prince is a Vampire Chihuahua... I can see that, actually. XD
  • dirk123
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    The last one is split in two movies for two reasons.

    1. There is so many important stuff to the plot going on, that nothing can be skipped, compared to the previous books.

    2. They want to milk it while they still can.

    It only bothers me that the ending of the book which I will not spoil didn't happen.
  • wellguesswhatIthink
    WTF!? are you saying that ***** didn't **** **********? was someone else responsible then?
  • Deimos1984rd  - Funny review Mister Bum.
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    I wish I was a magicimahtan :P
  • dontknowdontcare
    This is pure gold. Somehow it makes life seem wonderful and good.
  • Stained Sword
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    Seriously, I thought this movie was average at best. I like the books, the movies can be good in some cases, but this one just felt like a link to the next movies. I really don't know if it is worth seeing. But I'm not going to change your opinion. Let me just say it did improve upon the characters. Malfoy was great.

    I really hope they don't screw up the next movies. D:
  • The AngryMovie Dork  - uhh man
    I couldv'e been the first to comment, JOKING, I mean I actually couldv'e been the first to comment but me being sad about it was the joke... ehh nevermind, just forget I said that

    anyway

    excellent review bum
  • Stained Sword  - re: re:
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    [quote=Volbla] [quote=Cornwind Evilman]Uh, no, actually, there's one more book. And the book was so big, it had to be split into two films. So...yeah, still two more films to go.[/quote]
    Which is weird since this book was longer than the last one, no?[/quote]
    Yes, but look at all the movies and then the books. Many scenes were cut out of each. However, the seventh book is written in such a way that there is literally almost no scene you can cut out or shorten, since they are all so important. It's not the length, it's the content.
  • Wookiee
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    Anyone who doesn't know Ape-snay ills-kay umbledore-day probably has no internet or TV, no friends and has never left the house.

    Also, Emma Watson is friggin' hot.
  • tony1z
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    I hated half blood prince, too much talking, less material from the book, and no final fight. The only upside was emma watson being sexyy as fuck
  • krahtis
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    READ BOOKS PEOPLE!!! OOORR... WATCH ASK THAT GUY WITH GLASSES!!! IT'S ABOUT THE SAME THING!!! B)

    HP books are still better than the movies
  • 585adam14  - re:
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    [b]books[/b] wat are those things you speak of?? [quote=krahtis]READ BOOKS PEOPLE!!! OOORR... WATCH ASK THAT GUY WITH GLASSES!!! IT'S ABOUT THE SAME THING!!! B)

    HP books are still better than the movies[/quote]
  • TheAvonLady
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    Awww, I loe u, Bum... but not like that.

    You. Me. Flaming oil barrel. Eightish.
  • spellnorcharm  - re:
    [quote=Tren]...wow, the LAST thing I expected was a Red Dwarf reference in a Bum Review!

    Well played, Bum...[/quote]

    Yeah. It was totally unexpected yet hilarious. God I love that show. Just hearing it's name mentioned makes me happy...
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