Guess he thought about changing...and decided crack was better.
X-Files - I Want to Believe
Saturday, 26 July 2008 23:37
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07.26.2008 - 12:56 | tylerkeyisme
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07.26.2008 - 12:57 | Father Thyme
Why on every review he uses fancy music lol
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07.26.2008 - 12:58 | tylerkeyismeWhy DOES. WHY DOES...
anyway...it's irony, silly head.
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07.26.2008 - 13:05 | TylerDirty529
Pedophile psychic priests...right. :P
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07.26.2008 - 13:32 | theSabbathFan
ahahahahaaaaa
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07.26.2008 - 13:41 | MURPHYCHACHOWell I'm glad to see that Chester's cheered up after the trauma of Dark Knight.
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07.26.2008 - 13:44 | FatAnon
Just once I'd like to see Chester come out and say "OH MY GOD, THIS IS... this is... oh God this was horrible. Don't go see this crap." (END, queue music)
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07.26.2008 - 13:47 | DaMentalTeen44
"Whoopie" is the new "Woo-Hoo," huh? Fine by me. :P
The ending was the best with the bread and jelly. I wish I could cry jelly... :'(
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07.26.2008 - 14:31 | Gene
yeah... i'm gonna pass on this movie, prolly go see dark knight again.
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07.26.2008 - 14:36 | Prodigs
Hooray indeed :D
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07.26.2008 - 14:49 | ValhalasIt seems movie was horrible, it's sad to see how they ruin old time classics :'(
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07.26.2008 - 15:38 | Lordifani
Hilarious! Thank God The Dark Knight didn't leave Chester scarred for life, he's happy again! :D
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07.26.2008 - 20:21 | Raymond T ThatDutchGuyWithTheTransformers
*Gives Chester a fresh loaf of bread* :)
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07.26.2008 - 20:38 | Oldmanfang
All I hope is that its a little better then the first X-files movie.. was a horrible movie.
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07.26.2008 - 22:53 | StonedonkeyThis movie sounds... not good. X-files fans want to see two things; Aliens and... ANSWERS! Or at least a clarification of the question. Whether or not Mulder n' Scully make whoopee isn't at the top of my priority list.
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07.26.2008 - 23:22 | mixmastermindX-Files 2 was freaking strange as hell.
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07.26.2008 - 23:56 | fireflyfanboy1891
Hahahahahaha, saw the movie last night, (I'm a huge X-Files fan, BTW) and the Bum hits it right on. My favorite part is how he sings the theme song.
"X Files you should go see, two agents make whoopee!"
Hilarious! Keep up the good work, Chester!
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07.27.2008 - 01:14 | darththothI'm so glad that the Dark Knight didn't change him... i think...
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I was wondering what was going to happen when Chester inevitably reviewed a movie that was unequivocally awful.
I think that the "whoopee" joke was overused, but it's not like the movie gave you a lot to work with. It's a shame you didn't stick with the "mad scientist" angle, since I'm sure there are many more jokes in that premise that you didn't use. I would also like to applaud you for your restraint on the drug jokes. It would have been so easy to joke about how you might have been hallucinating, except that you've already done that joke to death. Bravo.
Anyway, you know what I really want to see? I want to see Chester try to defend a film and explain how it was "The greatest movie he's ever seen in his life," only to realize halfway through what a futile attempt it is. And Chester would spend the rest of the review cussing out that film. I'd like to see that just once.
To sum up, the movie didn't give you a whole lot to work with, but you persevered in spite of it. Not bad.
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07.27.2008 - 04:54 | XxTBOYxX
it wasnt blood it was the black goo from outer space if it was blood that would make no sense whatsoever......
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07.27.2008 - 11:03 | chainedsoulsHahaha, i thought the E.T part was hilarious! Good review i like your bum reviews a lot! ;)
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I haven’t seen this one yet but when I heard that they were making it
I thought that it is like raising 80 year old dead guy to life.
Like… what is the point? The series ended a long time a go and there
is no need for anything more. Except, maybe bringing the cast’s careers
back to life.
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Hey AskThatGuyetc.. ! I doubt you read comments,but I just cant resist to rub this into your nose.How on Earth could you miss an X gag in this review?X in an X files movie,the guy who pimps cars on MTV?I can think of at least a dozen jokes on this one.Most of them are quite cheap though,I have to admit.Anyways,chester is hilarious as always,keep it up,cheers!
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