Hellboy 2
Saturday, 12 July 2008 22:29
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07.12.2008 - 11:50 | Tudd Fudders - The trailer was crack
Watching the trailer for this film is like doing crack.
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07.12.2008 - 12:30 | KTE - "I am checking into a rehab clinic tomorrow..."
This was way too funny for it's own good! Classic!
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07.12.2008 - 13:30 | Curiosity Inc - Yeah, that sums it up.
I just saw this movie a few hours ago, and I've gotta say that listening to the Bum go on, I think he may be right. But then, how could I have smoked crack without remembering it?
I'm a little disappointed that he didn't go into the absurdity of Liz's pregnancy or the inherent drug-related humor of the Troll Market, but oh well.
Great work.
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07.12.2008 - 14:51 | lordbeodo - eh
yea... i think the movies was a bit slow and dragged on too much at times... but i would definitely see a shrink...lol ... good review as always
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07.12.2008 - 15:57 | Jackalsblood - The Movie
It was a great movie in my opinion, I think it was more for the Hellboy comic book fans than the first one. I can't decide whether I liked Hellboy II more or Ironman more.
sorry rambling, great review funny as hell!!
votes: t1
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07.12.2008 - 16:30 | Raymond T ThatDutchGuyWithTheTransformers
Hahaha! Poor Chester. Even when he's not high he's seeing things!

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07.12.2008 - 18:00 | NintendoAddict
you had me at "pepperoni coming out of his head"
another great review!
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07.12.2008 - 19:11 | fredigood2
Ahhhhhhhh this is the greatest movie i ever seen in my life
become classic
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07.12.2008 - 19:35 | MrThumbsup - I Want...ed
Great review, but as time goes by it's looking less and less likely tht Chester will review Wanted. What gives, man?
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07.12.2008 - 20:56 | BlockJuice - HOLY CRAP!
I just watched the movie yesterday, like you did! That's messed up!

Though I thought it was pretty good/weird.
Did you ever watch the first one?
(Or you can't afford it, huh Chester?)
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07.12.2008 - 21:51 | gozzilynn - Hellboy and Pan's labyrinth
Pan's labyrinth was seriously messed up why not Hellboy. Since the creature creator was the same. Too bad I liked the first Hellboy.
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07.12.2008 - 22:05 | Mr Fist
I would LOVE to see when or if the Bum reviews Disaster Movie, he will begin with "OH MY GOD, this is the WORST movie I've ever seen in my life!"
I really hope he says that...
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07.13.2008 - 02:59 | nsonic79 - Couldn't been any better of a review
I was thinking the exact same thing about the movie being a serious trip. Still a very fun trip to be on.
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07.13.2008 - 05:03 | Darth Revan
well seeing how the director probably didn't want the word "silly" being associated with this movie, i'm pretty sure it's bad silly. :o
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07.13.2008 - 05:04 | thatkidwithnoglasses - your going inside an ass :)
this is what I wanted hellboy to do
"I'm going to release the golden army and destroy mankind ha ha ha!!"
"your going inside an ass!!"
lol that would be so funny ;D
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07.13.2008 - 08:33 | AdudenamedVince
Hellboy does sound a lot like a crack fantasy, and it DOES look like he's got pepperoni on his head.... Weird.
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07.13.2008 - 12:21 | chaossquid
Aww, I loved the movie, but great observation on just about everything being huge--"It's like seeing the world if you were Danny DeVito!"

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07.13.2008 - 23:29 | The guy from Canada - Here's an idea
Why don't you review a good movie and start with "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!"
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