Star Trek

(178 votes, average 4.84 out of 5)
Comments (163)
  • Coldguy  - We have a winner:
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    Live long and suck it...newest catchphrase!
  • Bryguy87  - hehe
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    AND HE ALSO WAS AN ASSHOLE!
    long live and suck it
  • TheDJ
    yeah, now freaking Family Guy stole it haha
  • greekgeek  - Great
    god spock is horny... :!: :!: :evil: :evil: :evil:
  • madkap42
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    Sulu and Chekhov go to White Castle.

    Oy.

    I'm surprised there wasn't a shot at Simon Pegg in here. Remember that infamous line he had in Spaced? That's come round to bite him in the arse for certain by now.
  • veddabredda
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    Well the Bum rarely uses shots from the actual movies. It's not really his thing. ^_____^

    Anyway, this is such an awesome video. I always laugh at the "Screw you guys, I'm a-goin' home." bit. XD
  • ThatWhiteGuy
    no, he meant like a joke about Pegg, hence "shot [b]AT[/b] Simon Pegg," not "shot [b]OF[/b] Simon Pegg"
  • Lenneh  - ZOMG
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    Damn i haveta go watch it now :silly: HAHA Duck Trek!??!
  • Blitzkrieg1701
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    I will be the [i]first [/i]person in line to see Chekov and Sulu go to White Castle :D
  • Shanetefilmmaker
    Ya it would probably be like:
    Chekov: Ve got to go to Vite castle
    Sulu: It's pronounced white castle
    Checkov: That's Vat I said, vite castle, ve got to go to vite castle, I smoked to much veed that think I see neil patrick harris.
    Sulu: thats not the weed Chekov he is right in front of us.
    Chekov: Ya sure and ven I'm sixty I vill go back in time to look for nuclear wessles.
  • CR!
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    Nice curveball with the opening.
  • yoshikartegg  - yeah
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    duck trek oooo ooo :whistle: :arrow: :unsure: freaken awsome
  • NinjaJaiko  - Wow...
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    I can actually imagine Duck Trek as a TV series. Scrooge could be Picard, the three boys could be... er... I don't know, something... (I was never a big Star Trek fan) and don't even get me started on Darkwing Duck...

    Yet again, these Bum reviews are [size=large]GENIUS![/ size] Keep up the awesomeness!
  • Veridian Lupine  - Ahh so true
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    Yes they were basically all assholes weren't they?

    Chekov and Sulu go to white castle IN IMAX 3D!!!!! man the smoke effects would be so awesome.

    but your right, the whole fact that they were basically jerks is what kept them alive, all the noble righteous commanding officers pretty much got either killed or captured. with the exception of the guy in the red space suit parashoot scene who died right away..he had it coming though, he was just a dick not an asshole.
  • CurseYouPikachu  - re: Ahh so true
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    [quote=Veridian Lupine]...all the noble righteous commanding officers pretty much got either killed or captured. with the exception of the guy in the red space suit parashoot scene who died right away..he had it coming though, he was just a dick not an asshole.[/quote]
    You're just saying that because he was a redshirt. He had it coming because he was a redshirt. =w=

    Anyway, I love the Bum Reviews, keep 'em comin'!
  • argella1300
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    no, he was stupid. he deployed his chute too late
  • AtmanRyu  - Muahhahahah!!!
    [i]o/` They're assholes / who always get laid! o/`

    [size=small](unlike their fan base)[/size][/i]

    I lol'd
  • Stained Sword
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    I'm going to go see this, I've heard pretty good things about it so far.

    The line at the end(They're assholes who always get laid, Unlike their fan base)
    Really made me crack up.

    Good review. :side:
  • Ghost05  - Great
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    LIVE LONG AND- SUCK IT!!!!! Greatest line ever
  • Wookiee
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    Damn right trekkies never get laid. Unlike those of us with the Force as our ally. B)
  • DanManX
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    Don't lie, we Star Wars nerds are no better.
  • Wookiee
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    Speak for yourself, dar'manda.
  • NOTYETUSEDNAME
    The trick is to be a fan of both-then you see all the action you want LLAP & MTFBWY
  • Animikean
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    I rely on the schwartz
  • freemonty
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    This... this was one of the funniest videos you have put out in a loooooooonnnng time. Maybe its because I'm nerd enough to get each and every reference you slipped in, maybe its just because jokes about obsessive virgin trekkies never get old... all I know is, this was hilarious on so many levels, I had to watch it twice. It was that good.

    "It was as if a million voices cried out at once and were silent-- it was so AWESOME!" :D

    Chester is a psychopath! Horray!
  • DanManX
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    Oh man. That was the best bum review yet. And I loved how you basically set yourself up for a new Theme Music entry. :P
  • SpazOutLoud
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    "I made out with a green woman once only she was a liar! She wasn't green at all! SHE WAS TURQUOISE!!"

    awesome-ly genius
  • epicelite
    DUCK TREK! :woohoo:
  • TheDramaticMonarch
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    "What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus and Klingons!"

    Okay, I can't be the only one that giggled like a second grader over that joke. :lol:

    Looks like Summer movie season is kicking off and Chester A. Bum's just getting warmed up. ;)
  • Malice430
    asshole trek hahahahahaha. 2 bum reviews in a week is pretty sweet. cant wait for the bum reviews for GI Joe, Terminator, Harry Potter, and Transformers
  • AlucardsQuest
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    "Actually good" is better than the reviews I've seen where the reviewers talk about splooging in their seats because they've never liked Star Trek before this movie... so where does that leave the rest of us who do like Star Trek? People are all of a sudden acting like the older movies were bad, when at least half of them were pretty damn good stories.
  • veddabredda
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    I think this new movie just gave people an excuse to actually let their inner nerd enjoy the series. :)
  • killerkong  - ok ok hear me out
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    DUCK TREK! AWOO-HOOO
    EVERY DAY ITS SOMETHING SOMETHING
    DUCK TREK! AWOO-HOOO

    I DARE some one to write song based off of that
  • electrowolf
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    I shall my friend i shall DUCK TREK SHALL BE HEARD!!! :cheer: :cheer: :woohoo: :cheer:
  • mardcon2002
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    This looked good in previews. I am not a fan of the show, I tried but at this point there is just too much backstory to keep a new fan interested. Zoe Saldana is so pretty, she is really reaching out to another fan base with this one. I know I will like the visuals in this one.
  • Kaygeebee
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    I know that "Bum Reviews" are funny, but the constant screaming and yelling make it hard to listen for more than one minute.
  • DanManX
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    You could turn down the volume...
  • Aeppelw0i
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    lol
    the best was the star wars qoute. xD
  • DaftRaider42
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    I saw this movie Last night...

    AND IT WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! :woohoo:

    Seriously though, it was awesome, better than Watchmen IMHO.
  • ThePsychicMantis
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    You´re sooo right Chester

    Trekkies will NEVER get laid!!!!

    HAHAHAHAA!!!! :D
  • Kadapra
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    awesome dude!! :D
  • Animikean
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    Live long and, Suck It! :D
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