X-Men Origins: Wolverine

(153 votes, average 4.90 out of 5)
Comments (153)
  • Fleischy
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    Genius :cheer:
    loved it
  • SpazzMaster
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    dun Dun DUUUUUUUN!!!

    Oh this is so stolen...I mean, good job. Your funniest yet.
  • Chosen Zelos
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    Huh, thanks I was wondering what that chicks name was. I was just calling her "Plot Twist Bitch."

    And i think it was an ok movie as well ... definitely better than X-Men 3.
  • orwellianson  - !!!
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    Nick... it was... poo.


    Great video Doug!
  • Bryguy87
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    his name is chester A bum.... show some respect!
  • Chosen Zelos
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    What? saying "Ok" is too much? Admitting that the plot was ass, the use of characters with great lack of development and a brutal rape of Deadpool is a must for every post on this movie? That's what the rest of the internet is for. I'm just gonna say it was ok cuss it was exciting to watch, had some pretty cool fight scenes and lots of mindless explosions. And in the end, I think that was the movie's overall goal ... it sure as hell wasn't to make X-men fans happy.


    Wow ... that was long and ranty. i'll just respond with ... YOU'RE POO! :P

    Andy McPooface ... that's your name now. :side:
  • tlsnow  - re:
    [quote=Chosen Zelos]What? saying "Ok" is too much? Admitting that the plot was ass, the use of characters with great lack of development and a brutal rape of Deadpool is a must for every post on this movie? That's what the rest of the internet is for. I'm just gonna say it was ok cuss it was exciting to watch, had some pretty cool fight scenes and lots of mindless explosions. And in the end, I think that was the movie's overall goal ... it sure as hell wasn't to make X-men fans happy.

    [spoilers]

    Raped Deadpool? What is wrong with people.. they set him up perfectly for his next role. Don't you see? He puts the costume on afterwords (the cool red one) and is turns into our favorite deadpool. For those of you who didn't stay till after the credits he's still alive. He reaches and puts his head back on and says "shhhhhh...." . However there was another ending where it just showed Wolverine at the bar with some aisan woman. But no. They didn't rape deadpool. The way they did it was awesome. Nuf said.


    Wow ... that was long and ranty. i'll just respond with ... YOU'RE POO! :P

    Andy McPooface ... that's your name now. :side:[/quote]
  • Chosen Zelos  - re: re:
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    [quote=tlsnow]Raped Deadpool? What is wrong with people.. they set him up perfectly for his next role.[/quote] Except for the laser beam eyes thing. [quote]He puts the costume on afterwords (the cool red one) and is turns into our favorite deadpool.[/quote] And the teleportation.
    [quote]They didn't rape deadpool.[/quote]Oh, and the swords coming out of his wrists. [quote]The way they did it was awesome. Nuf said.[/quote]I guess I have no choice but to agree.
  • Gamer_Ely
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    they did destroy dead pool, i hope he doesn't come back as this form in any movie ever ever ever again..... i hate this movie. i dont care if he puts on a red suit, he still has adamantium bones, gigantic sword blades that come out of his arms even though there's no way you could fit that in a forearm, cyclop blasts, a teleportation which technically he gets through technology, it's not a power he has, it's a little device that he keeps on him. aaaand.... i typed too much... oh yea, spoiler alert
  • sunder92
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    just out of curiosity, how is it that if sabertooth had the same immortality as wolverine, that wolveriene killed him in the forst movie? by the same token, why is it that striker (the 'army guy')said, "i thought you were one of a kind" in the second movie? it was a good action movie, but i dont think they were the same characters, or even took place in the marvel universe.

    PS: THAT WAS NOT GAMBIT! Gambit is a kickass, badass, cajin who wants to sleep with rouge, and that guy from the movie was none of thosse things! he didnt even sound cajin! he sounded like he had a concussion! lol ^-^ good actor, bad character, that was not gambit
  • Mac Awesome  - dude.
    actually, it's been retconned in and out about the whole Wolvie Sabretooth thing, one time they were war buddies, then brothers, than war buddies again, then brothers again, and I'm still confused, but they have some kind of close relationship..

    and to get to the point: they have almost the same powers, at one point Sabretooth gets adamantium bones. But the Wolverine movie is closer to X-men than the X-films..
  • mrmjfan  - ok
    ok then i'lll just call you winey BITCH!!!!!!!!!


    HOORAY!!!!!!!!! :D
  • rabbitinred
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    yay! been awhile for a new bum!
  • Karma
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    Does everyone in that movie die?
  • Kandur
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    Logan's father? Everyone from the first mutant team besides Logan and Victor? The old couple who got killed by Zero?

    Btw, cool review Bum. :D
  • YourAverageJoe
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    Deadpool doesn't. Because he's in a love triangle between him, Death (Death is a
    she in the Marvelverse appearantly) and some douche, and the douche made him
    immortal so they can't be together.
  • Seijimei  - DUDEPEEL!
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    Dudepeel.

    ... ssshhhhhhh...
  • DanManX
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    Oh that was good. Bum reviews happen too infrequently. :P
  • rangerdude  - woo hoo
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    haha this is funny
    good job
    when is the delayed nc going to be uploaded???
    cant wait :woohoo:
  • Michaud
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    Tuesday. All other NC's will be pushed back a week. The 'What We Spent the $11,000 On' video will be up hopefully within the next 2 weeks.
  • jonathanserrot
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    oh boy! can't wait for NC red sonja review and the 'what we spent the $11,000 on' video :woohoo:
  • Kadapra
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    That was great dude!

    But may I ask;
    Where the f*ck is the new Nostalgia Critic? Now it's (in finland) 3. May and it should been release in 28. April. WTF?!
    I can't wait for new episode.

    ps. sorry for bad english
  • JSleeper
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    Deadpool = Megaman?

    Brilliant! :woohoo:
  • redpoet2
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    I am seeing this movie tomorrow and this makes me want to see it even sooner.

    Chun Chun Chuuuuuuuuun! XD God that's hillarious.
  • freemonty  - @ Kadapra
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    Under the Trailer for the one year anniversary event they said that they had to delay the next NC vid to work on the special May surprise. They didn't say how far it had been pushed back, though.
  • Testtube173
    I'm confused because the filmbrain gave it 2 thumbs way way down. He said it was so horrid it might recieve a badmovie beatdown sometime in the future. So the "seriously tho it was meh." really throws me off...
  • Kadapra  - re: @ Kadapra
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    [quote=freemonty]Under the Trailer for the one year anniversary event they said that they had to delay the next NC vid to work on the special May surprise. They didn't say how far it had been pushed back, though.[/quote]
    oh...
  • freemonty
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    BUM REVIEWS ARE BACK! Awesome.

    Lots of death in that movie, eh?
  • DanManX
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    Why is everyone so surprised at all the death in a movie starring WOLVERINE? I realize not everyone is a comic fan, but still, Wolverine is so popular, you'd think people would know what to expect. :0

    I'm not trying to be mean, mind you, I'm just a little surprised is all. ;)
  • Nova Neko
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    I'm not violent i just like to destroy things!
  • smbrian62386  - Mommy never loved me... which is why I love lizard
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    Chester A. Bum makes me all tingly inside.

    No wait, that's the thing I ate in the gas station bathroom..

    Still, a lovely review.
  • EarthboundXE
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    That was great, maybe my favorite Bum Review.
  • dan_plaz
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    Wow.... I just recently went to watch that film.

    For me, it was entertaining so it was ok. No grand deal but still is worth it for a good time.
  • WhiteWolf
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    Okay why is I was more concerned about what Chester would think about the movie than other "real" critics?
    Good to see another Bum Review! Hope you cover Star Trek (but I'm sure you will.)
  • MisterC
    Well.... at least it was better than X2 and X3... though that's not saying all too much. Maybe they should just quit the X-Men movies all together.
  • Deimos1984rd  - "I just like to destroy things"
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    You and I would get along fine Chester :evil:

    Great bum review as always...The movie was...meh okay but it was better than X men 3
  • TheDudette
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    I want to know how this bum can afford to keep seeing all these movies...
  • HopeWithinChaos
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    He dropped his meth habit...kinda...
  • Linkara
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    My theory is that he actually never saw them - what's really going on is that he conceives them months or even years in advance, Hollywood takes their ideas from him, then makes a movie around it.
  • jonathanserrot
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    what did you think of the film, linkara?
  • Stammer
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    lol I thought that movie was pretty good. Just saw it tonight.

    If anything, it had excellent action sequences.
  • jonathanserrot
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    another hilarious bum review, good job doug!

    god this movie was a piece of shit!
    though i have to admit liev schrieber was awesome as sabretooth

    NOTE TO HOLLYWOOD: give wolverine a rest youve already used him up in the other movies, why not focus on the other characters
  • FredTHAreD  - re:
    [quote=jonathanserrot] another hilarious bum review, good job doug!

    god this movie was a piece of shit!
    though i have to admit liev schrieber was awesome as sabretooth

    NOTE TO HOLLYWOOD: give wolverine a rest youve already used him up in the other movies, why not focus on the other characters[/quote]

    I honestly don't see why you people hate this movie so. It was fun movie, regardless of the flaws. Sure they didn't use hardly any of the characters they brought in, but it was enjoyable.

    To those of you who feel like Wolverine is overdone, a Magneto Origins is rumored to be next for the X-Men series.
  • MadScientistJC
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    Eh, when I heard about a Wolverine movie getting made I couldn't help but wonder why they needed a 4th one? Granted at least this one gets rid of all those annoying side characters, what were they called... Oh yeah, the X-Men.
  • Mckaysproductions
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    I'm not violent i just like to destroy things lol
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