X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Sunday, 03 May 2009 00:43
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05.02.2009 - 20:59 | SpazzMaster
dun Dun DUUUUUUUN!!!
Oh this is so stolen...I mean, good job. Your funniest yet.
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05.02.2009 - 21:00 | Chosen Zelos
Huh, thanks I was wondering what that chicks name was. I was just calling her "Plot Twist Bitch."
And i think it was an ok movie as well ... definitely better than X-Men 3.
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05.03.2009 - 21:47 | Chosen Zelos
What? saying "Ok" is too much? Admitting that the plot was ass, the use of characters with great lack of development and a brutal rape of Deadpool is a must for every post on this movie? That's what the rest of the internet is for. I'm just gonna say it was ok cuss it was exciting to watch, had some pretty cool fight scenes and lots of mindless explosions. And in the end, I think that was the movie's overall goal ... it sure as hell wasn't to make X-men fans happy.
Wow ... that was long and ranty. i'll just respond with ... YOU'RE POO!
Andy McPooface ... that's your name now.

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05.05.2009 - 10:09 | tlsnow - re:Chosen Zelos wrote:What? saying "Ok" is too much? Admitting that the plot was ass, the use of characters with great lack of development and a brutal rape of Deadpool is a must for every post on this movie? That's what the rest of the internet is for. I'm just gonna say it was ok cuss it was exciting to watch, had some pretty cool fight scenes and lots of mindless explosions. And in the end, I think that was the movie's overall goal ... it sure as hell wasn't to make X-men fans happy.
[spoilers]
Raped Deadpool? What is wrong with people.. they set him up perfectly for his next role. Don't you see? He puts the costume on afterwords (the cool red one) and is turns into our favorite deadpool. For those of you who didn't stay till after the credits he's still alive. He reaches and puts his head back on and says "shhhhhh...." . However there was another ending where it just showed Wolverine at the bar with some aisan woman. But no. They didn't rape deadpool. The way they did it was awesome. Nuf said.
Wow ... that was long and ranty. i'll just respond with ... YOU'RE POO!
Andy McPooface ... that's your name now.
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05.06.2009 - 19:41 | Chosen Zelos - re: re:tlsnow wrote:Raped Deadpool? What is wrong with people.. they set him up perfectly for his next role.
Except for the laser beam eyes thing.
Quote:He puts the costume on afterwords (the cool red one) and is turns into our favorite deadpool.And the teleportation.
Quote:They didn't rape deadpool.Oh, and the swords coming out of his wrists.
Quote:The way they did it was awesome. Nuf said.I guess I have no choice but to agree.
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05.25.2009 - 19:37 | Gamer_Ely
they did destroy dead pool, i hope he doesn't come back as this form in any movie ever ever ever again..... i hate this movie. i dont care if he puts on a red suit, he still has adamantium bones, gigantic sword blades that come out of his arms even though there's no way you could fit that in a forearm, cyclop blasts, a teleportation which technically he gets through technology, it's not a power he has, it's a little device that he keeps on him. aaaand.... i typed too much... oh yea, spoiler alert
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07.21.2009 - 13:03 | sunder92
just out of curiosity, how is it that if sabertooth had the same immortality as wolverine, that wolveriene killed him in the forst movie? by the same token, why is it that striker (the 'army guy')said, "i thought you were one of a kind" in the second movie? it was a good action movie, but i dont think they were the same characters, or even took place in the marvel universe.
PS: THAT WAS NOT GAMBIT! Gambit is a kickass, badass, cajin who wants to sleep with rouge, and that guy from the movie was none of thosse things! he didnt even sound cajin! he sounded like he had a concussion! lol ^-^ good actor, bad character, that was not gambit
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05.02.2009 - 21:17 | Kandur
Logan's father? Everyone from the first mutant team besides Logan and Victor? The old couple who got killed by Zero?
Btw, cool review Bum.

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05.03.2009 - 12:19 | YourAverageJoe
Deadpool doesn't. Because he's in a love triangle between him, Death (Death is a
she in the Marvelverse appearantly) and some douche, and the douche made him
immortal so they can't be together.
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05.02.2009 - 21:15 | rangerdude - woo hoo
haha this is funny
good job
when is the delayed nc going to be uploaded???
cant wait
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05.02.2009 - 22:04 | admin
Tuesday. All other NC's will be pushed back a week. The 'What We Spent the $11,000 On' video will be up hopefully within the next 2 weeks.
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05.02.2009 - 23:20 | jonathanserrot
oh boy! can't wait for NC red sonja review and the 'what we spent the $11,000 on' video

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05.02.2009 - 21:16 | Kadapra
That was great dude!
But may I ask;
Where the f*ck is the new Nostalgia Critic? Now it's (in finland) 3. May and it should been release in 28. April. WTF?!
I can't wait for new episode.ps. sorry for bad english
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05.02.2009 - 21:24 | redpoet2
I am seeing this movie tomorrow and this makes me want to see it even sooner.
Chun Chun Chuuuuuuuuun! XD God that's hillarious.
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05.02.2009 - 21:32 | freemonty - @ Kadapra
Under the Trailer for the one year anniversary event they said that they had to delay the next NC vid to work on the special May surprise. They didn't say how far it had been pushed back, though.
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05.02.2009 - 21:33 | Testtube173
I'm confused because the filmbrain gave it 2 thumbs way way down. He said it was so horrid it might recieve a badmovie beatdown sometime in the future. So the "seriously tho it was meh." really throws me off...
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05.02.2009 - 21:34 | Kadapra - re: @ Kadaprafreemonty wrote:Under the Trailer for the one year anniversary event they said that they had to delay the next NC vid to work on the special May surprise. They didn't say how far it had been pushed back, though.
oh...
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05.02.2009 - 21:36 | DanManX
Why is everyone so surprised at all the death in a movie starring WOLVERINE? I realize not everyone is a comic fan, but still, Wolverine is so popular, you'd think people would know what to expect.
I'm not trying to be mean, mind you, I'm just a little surprised is all.

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05.02.2009 - 21:43 | smbrian62386 - Mommy never loved me... which is why I love lizard
Chester A. Bum makes me all tingly inside.
No wait, that's the thing I ate in the gas station bathroom..
Still, a lovely review.
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05.02.2009 - 21:49 | dan_plaz
Wow.... I just recently went to watch that film.
For me, it was entertaining so it was ok. No grand deal but still is worth it for a good time.
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05.02.2009 - 21:55 | WhiteWolf
Okay why is I was more concerned about what Chester would think about the movie than other "real" critics?
Good to see another Bum Review! Hope you cover Star Trek (but I'm sure you will.)
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05.02.2009 - 22:04 | MisterC
Well.... at least it was better than X2 and X3... though that's not saying all too much. Maybe they should just quit the X-Men movies all together.
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05.02.2009 - 22:17 | Deimos1984rd - "I just like to destroy things"
You and I would get along fine Chester
Great bum review as always...The movie was...meh okay but it was better than X men 3
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05.02.2009 - 22:43 | TheDudette
I want to know how this bum can afford to keep seeing all these movies...
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05.02.2009 - 23:03 | Linkara
My theory is that he actually never saw them - what's really going on is that he conceives them months or even years in advance, Hollywood takes their ideas from him, then makes a movie around it.
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05.02.2009 - 23:08 | Stammer
lol I thought that movie was pretty good. Just saw it tonight.
If anything, it had excellent action sequences.
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05.02.2009 - 23:09 | jonathanserrot
another hilarious bum review, good job doug!
god this movie was a piece of shit!
though i have to admit liev schrieber was awesome as sabretoothNOTE TO HOLLYWOOD: give wolverine a rest youve already used him up in the other movies, why not focus on the other characters
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05.04.2009 - 10:34 | FredTHAreD - re:jonathanserrot wrote:another hilarious bum review, good job doug!
god this movie was a piece of shit!
though i have to admit liev schrieber was awesome as sabretooth
NOTE TO HOLLYWOOD: give wolverine a rest youve already used him up in the other movies, why not focus on the other charactersI honestly don't see why you people hate this movie so. It was fun movie, regardless of the flaws. Sure they didn't use hardly any of the characters they brought in, but it was enjoyable.
To those of you who feel like Wolverine is overdone, a Magneto Origins is rumored to be next for the X-Men series.
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Genius
loved it