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written by Horribafuckus125 , July 05, 2008
i saw this b4 on the premium site and there was a mistake at the end. when it says how he felt about the movie it says wall E was good. thanxs for fixing it
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written by Hand_Of_Doom , July 05, 2008
Hehe, Nice one. I thought Hancock was a decent movie too. It's not as bad as some people are making it out to be.

Also, "cleaned up" Chester was hilarious. XD
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written by estefan , July 05, 2008
This is probably the funniest review yet! I had a feeling you would take advantage of the Hancock storyline to create something brilliant.
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written by Dove , July 05, 2008
Starring "ME!"
Chester Arthur B.
Dude I Swear She Was Over 18-person.

This is the best Bum Review so far!
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written by Darth Revan , July 05, 2008
That transformation was amazing! He kind of looks like......nah smilies/wink.gif
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written by Lyger , July 05, 2008
His new persona reminds m of one of the salesman from Glengarry Glen Ross.
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Easily the funniest yet., Lowly rated comment [Show]
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written by Benjammin , July 05, 2008
I Just Saw That Like 20 Min Ago smilies/cheesy.gif Its So Cool smilies/tongue.gif
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written by kniddy , July 06, 2008
I've said this a couple of times but I'm going to have to say it again. THAT WAS THE BEST BUM REVIEW YET. I think this one has just surpassed Sex And The City for me. Hilarious smilies/grin.gif
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written by Lordifani , July 06, 2008
LOL, totally awesome as always! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by forgottenmemoriesfm , July 06, 2008
Great review. No surprise though =D
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And now for a review of this film, with nfreak141...
written by nfreak141 , July 06, 2008
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST REVIEW I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE!
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Little Kids
written by Yoda , July 06, 2008
So true, if only more superheroes hit little kids. Those stupid, smelly, screaming demons....
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written by Raymond T ThatDutchGuyWithTheTransformers , July 06, 2008
No way that the actual Dark Knight movie can beat Chester's ending for it! smilies/cheesy.gif

I did kind of like the Chester Alfred B. character. Maybe for a gimmick where he tries to sell very bad movies or something. smilies/wink.gif
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written by shingouken , July 06, 2008
Chester has a point, i think we definitley need more bum superheroes. He seems quite exited at the idea. And now i find myself imagining Chester as a super hero.... I smell a movie
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written by ruinyourlife , July 06, 2008
Wait... His name is C. A. Bum.
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Joker vs. Batman
written by Headphoneguy , July 06, 2008
Dude, if anything, the joker would shove batman in someones ass, not the other way around
The joker is crazy, and he PWNS batman (IMO) so he should be the one to do it smilies/tongue.gif

Man im looking forward to the dark knight
and i wasnt really sure what this movie was about, but, sounds good... i wanna see it now! smilies/cheesy.gif
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Bum review.
written by gozzilynn , July 06, 2008
Great job on reviewing all the great things about the movie. I was disappointed when "mary" showed up and was like "I'm better than you". Then there was all this tension. And "don't call me crazy". Really, the movie started off great then they just had to ruin it with her being a super too.
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written by Frown , July 06, 2008
When I saw the trailer for this movie I thought "The Bum has got to review this movie". And he did it! =D
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written by mert-k , July 06, 2008
hey chester if you got some change can u please share it with me?


btw good review
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Hilarious as usual!!
written by Ghostmayhem , July 06, 2008
Brilliant Car Dealership joke!
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written by FieryVulpine , July 06, 2008
The Green Lantern raped Macaulay Culkin? Which one pray tell?
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written by mrsandwich , July 06, 2008
that movie sounds like it was epicly awesome
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written by darthsketch , July 06, 2008
danananananananana....DRUNK MAN!
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written by FlimsyCardboard , July 06, 2008
Why didn't they call Hancock "DudeISwearIThoughtSheWasOverEighteenPerson"
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Best. Bum. Review. EVER!
written by Sandheaver , July 06, 2008
Can't say much more than that, but man, that was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I only just watched the WALL-E Review and thought that rocked, but this is just a whole different level of funniness!
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written by hatethemovies , July 07, 2008
rofl "just like when im around other bums i lose change"
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written by urnge drank , July 07, 2008
I saw this movie last night. I enjoyed it, but while I didn't mind the story dragging with his vague origin in the middle as opposed to the beginning, I think they piled too much on and then didn't explain it. What does the eagle mean? Who created Hancock and the other super beings? Why did we even need more than one? They could have written it just as well, if not better, keeping Hancock all alone. I'm sure of this.

All in all though, not a bad movie. And Will Smith doesn't even utter "Aw hyell naw." Also, the unexpected refence to Rob Zombie's abominable Halloween remake with the boy Michelle was most unexpected (admittedly, the part about Michael's childhood was the only good part about that movie).
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written by Van , July 07, 2008
"And the eagle was like: ......................................................... idk" rofl Very good!
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"Chester Arthur B... Can I offer you a Cadillac?"
written by etceteraing , July 08, 2008
IDK, I liked Hancock. This was hilarious as well.

"I'm gonna kill everybody!"
"You're going up an ass!"
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written by hockeynewfoundland , July 09, 2008
"It was like Batman. Starring Me/" LOL
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written by hockeynewfoundland , July 09, 2008
Did he say Batman or something else?
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written by cannotcompute , August 11, 2008
yeah this movie sucks, i know it cause i saw it.
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yeah my eyes were watery
and i was tired from staying up all night
and my left was sore because i kept on picking at it
and that was the time were my glasses were at lensecrafter.........BUT I SAW THIS MOVIE!!
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written by cannotcompute , August 11, 2008
daaaaaaaaaaa eeeeeeeeee daaaaaaaaa eeeeeeeeee...fucking classic!
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written by Thatpersonwiththegun , August 13, 2008
This is by far the best Bum review I have seen. Congrats on the epicness in your videos!
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written by Bahamut , August 18, 2008
This was the first Bum Review I watched and I'm glad I decided to check this video out. This is still my favourite Bum Review. smilies/smiley.gif
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Best bum quote ever
written by That90sChick , August 20, 2008
"You're going inside an ass!"
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written by mischa , September 02, 2008
Hm. The bums that live in my neighborhood also have super powers.
The have a magical power of teleporting their feces on our staircase without anybody seeing.
I like Hancock’s powers better.

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written by Houdini , October 08, 2008
Hancock was actually pretty good, like the NC apparently thinks. The ending was astonishing.

And I love this review. Makes me laugh.
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written by GodOfPlague , October 12, 2008
Bum reviews sounds dirty but not as dirty as having ones head shoved up a burro. Wait what OOOOhhhhhhh!
OUCH
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written by HugeNCfan93 , November 02, 2008
Do you think he'll ever review a movie he'd actually hate?
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