Hancock

(134 votes, average 4.78 out of 5)
Comments (67)
  • woozlez  - First!
    First! ;D
  • ultraNCandAVGNfan  - ass
    :X asshole u make me sick+bum rules
  • BabyImplosion
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    make up your mind. in almost all reviews, you title it as the greatest movie ever. you must not have high expectations. still, another good review. thank you, chester.
  • Alex
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    I'll watch this later since I haven't seen the movie yet and there might be spoilers. Can't wait for the next NC.
  • Horribafuckus125  - thanxs
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    i saw this b4 on the premium site and there was a mistake at the end. when it says how he felt about the movie it says wall E was good. thanxs for fixing it
  • Jillas
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    "wasn't that bad"? Did anyone else read that at the end?

    Sounds like a polite way to say, "It sucked."
  • fanime1
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    That's because the movie got bad reviews, but it really was pretty good if you ask me.
  • Hand_Of_Doom
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    Hehe, Nice one. I thought Hancock was a decent movie too. It's not as bad as some people are making it out to be.

    Also, "cleaned up" Chester was hilarious. XD
  • ThatFellowInTheCoat
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    This is probably the funniest review yet! I had a feeling you would take advantage of the Hancock storyline to create something brilliant.
  • Dove
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    Starring "ME!"
    Chester Arthur B.
    Dude I Swear She Was Over 18-person.

    This is the best Bum Review so far!
  • Darth Revan
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    That transformation was amazing! He kind of looks like......nah ;)
  • Daffy  - So...
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    Chester A. Bum's middle name is Albert. Hm...
  • Lyger
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    His new persona reminds m of one of the salesman from Glengarry Glen Ross.
  • Curiosity Inc  - Easily the funniest yet.
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    If I didn't know better, I'd think that this movie was specifically made for Bum Reviews, or vice versa. Everything about this, from the commentary on the movie to Chester's self-reflection was spot-on.

    I didn't like the "PR-ized" Chester, though. It just came out of nowhere and made absolutely no sense. Also, the Dark Knight comment seemed out-of-place. One review and one movie at a time, please.
  • Benjammin
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    I Just Saw That Like 20 Min Ago :D Its So Cool :P
  • kniddy
    I've said this a couple of times but I'm going to have to say it again. THAT WAS THE BEST BUM REVIEW YET. I think this one has just surpassed Sex And The City for me. Hilarious ;D
  • Lordifani
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    LOL, totally awesome as always! :D
  • nfreak141  - And now for a review of this film, with nfreak141.
    OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST REVIEW I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE!
  • Yoda  - Little Kids
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    So true, if only more superheroes hit little kids. Those stupid, smelly, screaming demons....
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    No way that the actual Dark Knight movie can beat Chester's ending for it! :D

    I did kind of like the Chester Alfred B. character. Maybe for a gimmick where he tries to sell very bad movies or something. ;)
  • TyVulpine
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    Typical repetitive Chester A Bum review...come on NC, you used to be funny and spontaneous, not monotonous like this!
  • shingouken
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    Chester has a point, i think we definitley need more bum superheroes. He seems quite exited at the idea. And now i find myself imagining Chester as a super hero.... I smell a movie
  • ruinyourlife
    Wait... His name is C. A. Bum.
  • Headphoneguy  - Joker vs. Batman
    Dude, if anything, the joker would shove batman in someones ass, not the other way around
    The joker is crazy, and he PWNS batman (IMO) so he should be the one to do it :P

    Man im looking forward to the dark knight
    and i wasnt really sure what this movie was about, but, sounds good... i wanna see it now! :D
  • gozzilynn  - Bum review.
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    Great job on reviewing all the great things about the movie. I was disappointed when "mary" showed up and was like "I'm better than you". Then there was all this tension. And "don't call me crazy". Really, the movie started off great then they just had to ruin it with her being a super too.
  • Frown
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    When I saw the trailer for this movie I thought "The Bum has got to review this movie". And he did it! =D
  • mert-k
    hey chester if you got some change can u please share it with me?


    btw good review
  • Ghostmayhem  - Hilarious as usual!!
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    Brilliant Car Dealership joke!
  • FieryVulpine
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    The Green Lantern raped Macaulay Culkin? Which one pray tell?
  • mrsandwich
    that movie sounds like it was epicly awesome
  • darthsketch
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    danananananananana....DRU NK MAN!
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