Watchmen

(142 votes, average 4.82 out of 5)
Comments (126)
  • Spade103
    Love it. Mind you, Blip.Tv is always a little slow for me :(
  • rageofkyubii
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    Man, the "blue penis" thing comes up a lot.
  • Teske  - "comes up"?
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    Quite the pun you used there. :D
  • Blue Razer
    Glad I wasn't the only one confused.

    Should have read it when I had the chance to.
  • Raindark
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    loved it
  • Deimos1984rd  - Funny indeed
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    That looks like a butterfly POW!!!
    I couldn't stop laughing at that part.
    My favorite bum review.
  • Robikku  - Entirely enjoyable...XD
    Only point was that ya mis-spelt weird at the end there, but other that I'm entirely amused by the prospect that somebody thought it was LOLZ to expose a blue Schlong at regular intervals during a film about superhero's.

    Here they came to save the day!:woohoo:
  • ethany  - Wierd vs. Weird
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    It doesn't matter if he spelled weird wrong. Bums don't remember how to spell stuff easily.

    Anyways, good review.
  • DanManX
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    You know, I had to stop and think about the "I'm not Jewish enough" remark. Then when I got it, I had to pause the video cause I busted out laughing.
  • DoctorWorm
    Awesome video. Movie was great until it started to suck, which was about 2 hours later than I expected.

    The blue penis was an unfortunate result of an otherwise great character.
  • LUrabbi
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    You realize that now we have to have a webseries devoted to Bum Man. Please? :)
  • hYpErBoLe
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    BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
    The Bum Man bit was hilarious with the theme music and glasses xDD
    but the red eyes zapping part was.....scary 0.0 :0
  • Stevie
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    lol this is awesome! It parodies the plot too well! :lol:
  • WarpedElements  - Odd
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    Comic book fanboys don't like it because there wasn't a giant squid tentacle beast in it (which I never liked beforehand) and casual movie goes were turned off by it because it lacked an assload of backstory and the subplots of the comic book.

    ...was this movie made just for sociopaths and highly medicated fiends like myself?

    I feel honored...and disturbed...and turned on...
  • Cow  - I might be a sociopath too.
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    Apart from the choreographed spin kick fights, this movie did a lot of justice to the original work - ending aside. I really wish those spin kick fight scenes weren't in it. I loved the raw combat from the comic book, dropping people with fight ending moves instead of twirling about like an ice capades performance.

    I think The Watchmen raises moral and ethical questions far more intuitively than either of the new Batmans.
  • knop
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    That was awesome. Btw, could you please review X-Men Origins Wolverine when it comes out? 1st May.
  • ASP84
    Lmao. That was great. Naked Jewish BMG. Classic!
    It was weird, but I suppose I liked that it was strange.
    We should see episodes of Bum-Man soon! :woohoo:
  • MetalGearPlasmaX  - re:
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    [quote=rageofkyubii]Man, the "blue penis" thing comes up a lot.[/quote]

    'Cause its true xD

    Also what was funny for me is that when I went to the midnight opening of the movie a Bum tried to sneak in through the exit... yes he got kicked out :P
  • iamnotincompliance
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    I knew this was coming (after all, who isn't reviewing it?) and yet, I was still giddy when I saw it come up. Top notch, Mr. Bum, top notch.
  • ThatAviatorsGuy  - Bum Man is a true hero
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    And stop flaunting your blue penis!

    Great vid!
  • Midnight Voyager  - hmmm
    Chester! Did you not realize that Rorschach himself is Bum-Man?
  • WhiteWolf  - Yes.
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    "um... weird". That's putting it lightly. I still don't know if I actually liked the movie or not. I'm leaning towards not.
  • edjr1980  - lol
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    comedy gold
  • Dragon0932  - Awesome movie
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    Best bum review yet.
  • Blade_045
    not to be a jerk or anything but can anybody help me with the "I'm not Jewish enough" joke". I really don't get it... yet! :side:
  • HailtotheNC  - re:
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    [quote=Blade_045]not to be a jerk or anything but can anybody help me with the "I'm not Jewish enough" joke". I really don't get it... yet! :side:[/quote]

    Here's the deal. The jewish joke is about being circumsised. The first time it's because he's not circumsised, and the other time is, yet again, because he wasn't circumsised.
  • Agent86  - Doesn't work
    Am I the only person who has trouble with these videos sometimes?

    The ad plays then it acts like the whole thing played and asks me if I want more or to play it again.

    If I click more it does the load animation and nothing happens if I click again it plays the damn ad again.
  • GodOfPlague
    Circumcision blade045 Circumcision

    Horrible spelleing furr meee.
  • Geishacookie  - Luls
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    Awesome as usual! Although I believe everyone needed a big ol' healthy does of bloo penus.

    The movie was alright. I loved the opening scene. but BOY were there aot of left out parts.

    Highlight!
    [color=white]Anyone notice that they forgot to kill Hollis Mason? And why not have the monster so obviously representing the destruction of a sexual and corrupt society? Ah mysteries of the world how you elude me![/color]

    Here's a quarter for the review Monsier Bum!
  • Cferra
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    Chester, I'll send ya a copy of the book. I haven't seen the movie yet. I plan to after reading it. I heard mixed reviews and yeah it does seem weird, doesn't it?
  • MasterDS
    Great review, probably the only one that didn't say "LOOK AWAY IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE AND GOD HELP YOU IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE COMIC" on the site.
  • Lordifani
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    Best Bum Reviews ever! :D
  • Mavrickindigo
    Yes, it was very "wierd" wasn't it?
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