Jackass 3D

(223 votes, average 4.71 out of 5)
Comments (110)
  • Anthony R
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    dear god. Why would Chester see this?
  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS  - better question
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    why wouldnt he see it?!? its jackass... in 3-FUCKING-D!!
  • Nephilim
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    Indeed. He should see Bum Fights :D
  • thatcartooncritic90  - :D
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    I just had to say that I LOVE your profile pic! :)

    anywho awesome review as always Chester XD I'm surprised no one has paid you yet
  • theREALcoconut  - Why?
    Because. This movie is honestly amazing. It is easily the funniest movie I have ever seen. If you have not seen this movie then you need to. Right now. Or else.
  • SickBritKid
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    I plan to once I get the money. I just wanna see Bam on the team again...
  • Deltora
    Nice warm theatre to get out of the rain?
  • uallandme  - jackass
    nevermind why would he see it, how did he see it is the question :eyebrow: i mean hes a bum what he sneak through the back?
  • Virgil_theBadassPoet  - WHY DOUG? WHHHY?!
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    :sigh: I used to have so much respect. I pegged you as a person of taste. Now how can I trust your opinions if I know you like jackass, the scourge of entertainment?

    Ok, maybe not so dramatic, but still, you seriously like this crap? To each his own I guess. Just know that I am disappointed in you.
  • leon101
    I don't really like Jackass either, but even I laughed at the trailers for Jackass 3D, when I didn't at the other 2.
  • diazepam
    How is watching people hurt themselves on purpose not fucking hilarious? Hell, Oscar Wilde would think that was funny. Masochism and slapstick are universally funny.
  • QueensNYC2021
    oh man, for as much as the first 2 are guilty pleasures for me, I don't know if I could stomach this one. The 2nd one was really pushing it with the horse splooge drinking(even though I laughed my ass off), but now it's in 3D!!!
    What if they made a Viva La Bam 3D movie...Don Vito in 3D..... :dizzy:
  • moviemaster8510
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    don't worry. the nastiest gag in this one is that steve-o drinks preston's sweat.
  • Pkprize
    that and the crap volcano
  • reddeath555  - Latest videos...??
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    It says 'Asshole 3D' under the latest videos? LMAO
  • darkmindedsith
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    I'm pretty sure that's the title of Bam's movie, minus the 3D.
  • SpaceGirlSpiff
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    Aw, Chester! I'll be your bum friend!
  • Divide By Zero
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    If there weren't enough real life jackasses in real life already. I can go outside and see them in 3D without paying 15 bucks.

    Great vid though!
  • SpotTheShingo
    Just saw Jackass 3D tonight, and this absolutely helps top it off. In fact this may be the only truly positive review of said movie. (Of a sort, anyway...)

    Good job Chester! (And, may I say, I think Chester A. Bum would definitely fit in with the Jackass crew! :snicker: )
  • DMaster
    ....sry, Doug, but this is one thing I'll never agree with you on. Good video though.
  • Ricamros
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    I don't understand why you got so much thumbs down for this. I really don't have a preference myself.

    (One thing, for those who don't know - Dudesons existed before Jackass)
  • LikaLaruku
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    As a sadist, I am obligated to see this movie. As someone with a gutteral sence of humor, I see it willingly. ((( :snicker: )))
  • Critic Fan Jill
    Jackass needs to just curl up and die. It isn't funny, or entertaining, or even stomachable. You can tell the world is in a bad state if that passes off as quality entertainment.

    And for the record RED looks like it's going to be quite good.
  • AlucardsQuest
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    You know, for a character that was supposed to sound like the voice you did in the Cloverfield review... he doesn't sound like that anymore. I prefer the old bum, not this new one.

    Also in regards to the end ("seriously though"), where is the righteous indignation about this movie not having a point or direction other than a series of stupid sketches?! If they did Wayne's World 3 this way you'd crucify it. I mean, you can watch this crap on tv and the internet for free, what's the point paying $12 to see it in the theater?
  • Knughax
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    WOW!

    People actually pay money to see jackass...

    I would be inclined to pay them to stop.
  • Jonathan M
    I humbely request for you to review Red.

    If you don't, I will hang myself on video tape, then mail the tape to your home address, then send you threatening phone calls. :grr:
  • femaleperson21  - re:
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    [quote=Knughax]WOW!

    People actually pay money to see jackass...

    I would be inclined to pay them to stop.[/quote]
    lmao! omg, I couldn't agree more with you! XD
  • frozencookie
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    Wow, three Jackass movies?
    People really are mischievous.
  • Rex0142king  - EUREKA!!!!!
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    "Don't attempt any of the stunts showed in this show." :grr: "Or a skating ompalompa will rape you wile you sleep."
    That's the warning content. But Chester is a pure genius. "I make my own crazy stunts!" =D
    GENIUS!!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT EARLIER!!?!!?!?? XD
    I'll end up looking like this-------> :zombie:
  • Nocturnal_Nerd
    Bum!!! I'm disappointed!!))) Jackass is cool! =D
  • yaoinut
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    Funny stuff Doug. Your comments on the 3D and 4D made me both cringe and choke on laughter. Also the comment about a sad empty void...poor Chester.

    I think your "seriously though" comment at the end actually works well for this movie. People know the concept of Jackass. If they like that stuff, this movie will be glorious for them. If they don't they will avoid seeing the movie, but will bitch about it anyway. Jackass is not high class entertainment. It's not going to be a movie with a complex plot or a ton of character development. It's just what its always been.
  • Sephiroth  - Evil plan
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    "I make my own stunts!"
    MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
    :evil:
  • Virgil_theBadassPoet  - Huh...
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    Sephiroth made an account here...Interesting.
  • FunkyM
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    Oh Chester, You amuse me so...
  • Doresh
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    Jackass is still around o_O ?!
  • DarkMessiah
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    Right. Jackass is Jackass. I used to watch the show all the time, but I've never went to see it in theaters.

    A lot of folks don't seem to get the concept of "Jackass." It's not meant to be anything deeper than a bunch of dudes doin dumb shit. I mean, like it was mentioned before, if it's not what you like, don't worry about it. They'll make money some way or another. That's how they got that 3D camera. Those things are expensive. X_X
  • PuresGift
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    srsly though jackass is jackass and i friggin love it.

    /signed

    i always laugh when i hear his name
    chester A. bum...so easy but so funny ... somehow
  • moviemaster8510
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    the jet turbine and the poop volcano were the funniest bits in the movie.
  • takineko
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    don't be offended but the Bum's voice totally decentegrated. I don't know who this character is now o_O
  • Roler42
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    your voice would disintegrate if every week you saw the best movie you've ever seen in your life and said it out loud lol
  • luvira
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    That was surprising. But after watching this and the Spill review maybe not. Still doesn't sound like my kinda movie though.
  • Pimmeh
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    He should watch hobo with a shotgun.
  • Rush66
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    Awww... =( Really, Doug? You like Jackass?... You disappoint me T_T
  • albinotanuki
    What? We all have are guilty pleasures, so why can't Doug?
  • pap64
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    I agree. People have different tastes and humor is a subjective concept. Plus, he still prefers good movies so it balances him out. In other words, he isn't pretentious but he isn't shallow either.

    I don't have a problem with it, and I don't like Jackass.
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