Ho ho, is funny 'cause that's the joke. Ho hooooo...

I sure hope you are under the age of 14. :huh:

Except Citizen Kane

Actually, he hated "Citizen Kane" :whistle:

Actually the Bum hates Citizen Cane, Doug Walker doesn't.

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So the bad guy creates this huge iron man suit that is like the Schwartzeneger of the original Iron Man suit. And he's like, " In battle you destroyed my targetting system, so while you lay less than 10 feet away from me I'm going to miss with these incredibly big ass missiles I have." And it turns out that Tony's girlfriend who isn't his girlfriend needs to activate this huge generator to shut down the Schwartzeneger Iron Man, but she's like, " Nooooo." And Tony is like, " Push the button." " You'll die." "Push the button." "You'll die." " Push the button." And the girl's like," Okay." BOOM!!! So, the evil guy dies, even though we never actually saw him die. And after words there's a huge press conference to explain what happened in the sky that night." And the airforce guy is like," Read what's on these cue cards." But Tony is like," No, I'm an incredibly large douche bag who won't listen to you or anyone else." So they go on with the press conference anyway. "Mr. Stark do you have an explanation for what happened last night?" and Tony Stark is like, "The truth is (pause) (Someone throws electric guitar into hands) I AM IRONMAN MAKING AS MUCH MONEY AS THIS MOVIE FRANCHISE CAN." And then the movie ends. OR DOES IT!!! It turns out that they put something at the end of the credits. I was at the end of the credits once, but then I lost my virginity. It's Samuel L. Jackson. He's playing General Fury. Fury, no, that's the last straw I will not have anthromorphic animal drawings in Ironman, oh wait that's a furry. And Furry is like, " I've had it with these mother fucking villains on this mother fucking planet. Join this league were creating." "Will this cause a bunch of fans all over the world to spend all their money?" "Pretty much." "Let's get started."

I surprised you stayed for the teaser after the credits, although, I guess you might have just gone to youtube for that. Or you just heard about it from a friend.

Or you're like me, who went with a group of friends who insist on watching every action movie at the cinema past the credits "just in case."

Yes, because god forbid we should watch words on the screen. Our eyes will melt.

Seriously, the increased chance of stingers and/or creative credits in modern cinema aside, these people worked their asses off to bring you this movie, the least you can do is sit through their names.

I hate people who are like "Ahh! Words! Must leave now!" I've missed too many cast lists to these people.

AH, simpsons movie ftw. I wonder how many people will get this?

To be fair, how many names do you remember outside of the cast and possibly the director and music score listing?

What relevence in ANY part of your life would knowing the name of Robert Downey Jr's make up artist's assistant?

Staying an extra 5 minutes at the end of the film doesn't give these people any extra money for their hard work. Reading their name will go completely unknown to them. No-one gains anything from you reading a name and forgetting it 6 seconds later.

Glad you like it, Doug. It has been one of my favourite movies this year.

Sweet Review, but you might want to fix the link in the side bar. It lead me to the "How to train your Dragon" review.

This movie was very nerdgasmic.

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I'm looking forward to it!

Woulda swore Clash of Titans would've been the next one. If not for the really botched life ending plot (which could've been handled way better and my apologies if such a thing occured in the comics [never read em]) it would've been perfect but it was fun to watch nonetheless.

I was munching a bagel, saw the review pop up, watched it, inhaled bagel, almost died laughing.

I also thought it was a cool summer movie but nothing more. And those karate moves were great!

I did like the first one better. A lot of nothing happened until the end

So did the first one. The only battle was at the end of the movie and even that was short.

[quote=Kingofkings611]I did like the first one better. A lot of nothing happened until the end[/quote]

That is the best summary of the movie I have heard yet.

@Spudler: Please stop talking about Spiderman 3 like someone raped your mother. It was a movie, it happened, disapointed alot of fans, some liked it anyway, [i]move the fuck on[/i].

Also? You are full of crap. Everything you just said there was inaccurate, non-analytical, emotional dribble which does not actually state why you thought everything in the film was bad.

Anyway, good Bum episode that made me laugh.

I liked Spiderman 3, mostly cuz It had VENOM! I was just happy to see him in a movie. To me Spidey 3 had all of the other things that made the first 2 great, plus Venom! I havent seen Ironman 2 yet, I want to sooo bad, but last weekend was mothers day, so I couldnt.

I hated Spiderman 3, mostly because it had Venom squeezed in as an after thought to hook in the fans and make it sell.

I would have liked it more if they did like SM2. Show Venom's creation as a hint to the sequel...when he emerges and terrorises the city.

Not as some dumb carrot on a stick.

i saw it yesterday on father's day

:lol: Hilarious! I love the snakes on a plane referance!

Whatever anyone else says, I loved this movie and thought it was just as funny and action-packed as the first. The only problem I had with it (if any) was how Tony and Pepper talked over each other in almost every scene they were in. But I guess that's just their relationship, and them finally kissing at the end made it a little better. ^w^

Great movie, saw it twice, and eagerly awaiting its DVD release. XD

[b]IM1 > IM2 ... but Rourke is amazing as a villain...and they completely ripped us off at the end. How anticlimactic was that?! [/b]

I was going to see this movie anyway but thanks for the review. But I'm still gonna wait till after opening weekend it's just too crazy.

WAIT! I thought the Bum was mormon! Didn't he say that in the Nerd/Critic review? What's with all the swearsies?

"I'm soooo freagen high" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOL

Nick Fury is BLACK in the ultimate universe, so shut up.

And a quick fact, did you know they f*ckin based ultimate nick fury OFF Sam Jackson. So shut up

I don't care if they had to revamp him because he was originally a Vet Nam Vet... making Nick Fury black to somehow offset the all white Avengers or something was a bullshit PC move then and this is only the perpetuation of that.

Also all the people giving anyone with criticism of this movie thumbs down can go fuck themselves.

This movie, while still entertaining, was a severe dissapointment to all the old school Iron Man fans who were at first pleasantly surprised by, then completely blown away by, the first Iron Man movie.

I agree with another review that there was NO tension in any of the fight scenes... he was not going to kill Rhodey, and even when Whiplash first comes out it only when he isn't in the suit there is any risk but even then you KNOW he's going to get it on, and then he handily whoops Whiplash's ass. Sorry, losing one repuslor does not count as not a total mudhole stomping.

And the IM v.s IM's own tech thing was done and done well in the first movie, why can Hulk not have to fight versions of himself or things derived from him (in between splattering the military) and why does IM have the same problem???

At least spiderman got supervillains! Hel, so did Batman even in the shitty movies...

Not having the Mandarin as the main villian after the homages in the first movie out of some fear of being called anti-Asian or something is retarded.

Also the new element thing was comepletely pointless and the first thing comepletely out of canon, and by that I mean that all the things they weren't specifically in the IM comics in the first one were at least permutations of something that was, the new element shit was made up whole cloth for this movie and pretty idiotically pointless...

Nt to mention in one comic book featuring Nick Fury, he's asked if there was ever a movie made about him, who would he get to play as him. Without hessitation Nick answers "Samuel L Jackson" stating there's no other actor alive who could come close to doing him justice.

Black Sabbath just has to change the lyrics to the song now!

Iron Man 2 ruled. It will rock your fucking nuts. Screw naysayers "Wah, not as good as first one!" Sure it's not AS good but it still good nonetheless.

Do not question me, I know Dr. Angus.

yep, you are. that series totally sucked. only silver surver was worse

lol

[quote]Iron Man 2 was good, mindless fun.[/quote]

Yep, that about sums it up.

"I'm so friggin' high!" XDDD great Bum review. I'm planning to see the movie later. And I'm planning to stay in the theater to see Thor. :lol:

This wasn't a bad movie, but it was not as good as I expected it to be...

First off, I could care less that they changed the color of Nick Fury, Samuel L Jackson played him well. I much rather see a character played by someone who I can believe would be that character than someone I could never see.

Also, the first half of the movie was a little something called CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! Last time I checked, that is pretty important in movies... And quite honestly IT FIT WITH HIS CHARACTER! Tony Stark was an alcoholic womanizer. They just wanted to give reason for his turnaround from the first movie. That and they wanted to set up for the villain (who was AMAZING btw).

They also showed that Howard Stark still had things to teach Tony Stark. Tony Stark is a genius, but his father always seemed to know a bit more, that he left in diaries and journals.

However the two things that annoyed me are that they didn't use War Machine nearly as I would have liked (AKA the final fight scene was slightly disappointing). And they should have had a better introductory fight.

I'd give it about a 7/10, worth watching but could use improvement. And they had better not screw up Thor.

Jackson came about due to a comic where they made Nick Fury basically look like Samuel Jackson. This was a few years back. It's one of the weird situations where the comic character came first and then the actor was brought in to play that version lol

OF COURSE THEY WILL SCREW UP THOR!!!

Fun FAct: In the next two years, there are over 13 Marvel movies schedlued, including Deadpool, Luke Cage, The Avengers, X-Men prequel, X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2, and more.

So of course they will screw SOME up

BETTER WATCH OUT... 'CAUSE I'M A WAR MACHINE!

For using AC/DC's "War Machine" instead... I am dissapoint.