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written by blushapple , July 23, 2008

first comment yay!

Wow. What an enticing and thought-provoking comment. Clearly you are the most intelligent person on this entire website.

This was funny. Though I must object to you saying the native English are butchering the English language with the letter 'u' since, well, they DID invent the English language first. Or was that sarcasm? You're right so much of the time that I can't tell what's acting, what's sarcasm and what's incredibly literal.

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written by deathOpie , July 23, 2008

this definitely wouldn't be the same without the music in the background.

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written by vonFiedler , July 23, 2008

Though I must object to you saying the native English are butchering the English language with the letter 'u' since, well, they DID invent the English language first.

America has been around for over two hundred year. In that time, both our English and Britain's has drasticly changed. They're no more right than Americans are, and the whole language was derived from a west germanic language which was derived from another one before that. People need to stop giving the English all the credit for English, that's not how language works.

Hmm...
written by Alexjr1543 , July 23, 2008

We in Canada also use the letter "u" in words like colour, flavour, etc. Americans seem to use it less, though, even in simple words like "you"-- let's not forget the word "yo".

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written by Moyset , July 23, 2008

Correct me if I'm just being stupid, but it sounds to me like you said "hydroglyphics." I thought the word was "hieroglyphics."

Oh well

Funny as always, and I'm glad the ability to ask questions is coming back.

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written by OmegaWarrior , July 23, 2008

All European languages are basically just ghetto latin.

Speaking of butchering words, though, did TGwtG say "hydroglyphics?" Are they made of water?

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written by dtaina , July 24, 2008

I love what he did with the pipe at the end of the "binoculars" answer...

Quit spamming the damn movie
written by ruinyourlife , July 24, 2008

We will watch it when it comes out. Quit spamming you loser.

great
written by catoblepa , July 24, 2008

One of the best episodes ever

If only I could send you this in the form of a question...
written by SuriOokami , July 24, 2008

...but it's Hieroglyphics. Not Hydrogliphics.


That is, unless Egypt was a land of water-people.

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written by animerocksautistic , July 24, 2008

snake=Samuel L Jackson!

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written by FredOnToast , July 24, 2008

Though I must object to you saying the native English are butchering the English language with the letter 'u' since, well, they DID invent the English language first.

I agree with you. I don't care what others say, English was made by the English. If it wasn't then that's just plain weird. It's like the France making a language and naming it German.

Anywho, funny as always Mr. Glasses. I always get excited when I see a new video added

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written by Gene , July 24, 2008

the last question made me lol

Great Episode
written by Enkil , July 24, 2008

Especially the part where you make fun of the Jackass that says his way is more correct than my way of saying things...
Maybe you should have put the finger in British terms so that he may better understand what a jackass he truly is.

I also see that despite the questions being closed, you still decided to answer a question that several people and I were asking. It's nice to know that you take time out of your busy schedule to answer a question like this.... Keep on reading that bible, or Narnia or whatever in "hydroglyphics".

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written by Film Brain , July 24, 2008

English was made by the English.

Actually, English is made up of various parts of Latin, French and Anglo-Saxon English, the latter of which contributing shorter words (including swearwords).

I study English, in case you're wondering.

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written by skateman555 , July 24, 2008

How did someone ask the last question when the questions have been closed for so long?

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written by M.D.K.II , July 24, 2008

How did someone ask the last question when the questions have been closed for so long?

Clairvoyance.

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written by shingouken , July 24, 2008

I have a hamster called scruffy and i too like to make him fly. I don't usually throw him... i just hold him and spin in circles while humming the superman theme tune

What's with the debate on the english language? We had it first so nerrrrrr =)

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written by Raymond T ThatDutchGuyWithTheTransformers , July 24, 2008

I don't trust that pipe of his...

But at least he didn't show us where he could stick that one finger!

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written by Enkil , July 24, 2008

I don't trust that pipe of his...

That is how he summons the power of the devil secretly behind god's back.

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written by chokethechicken , July 24, 2008

im pretty sure that the one about the smurf was mine, if it was, yea!

It's not hydroglyphics
written by Viva la Killer Tomatoes , July 24, 2008

It's hieroglyphics.

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written by skateman555 , July 24, 2008

Clairvoyance.

Like that one episode when he was asked "How dead is the dead sea?"

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written by skateman555 , July 24, 2008

We in Canada also use the letter "u" in words like colour, flavour, etc. Americans seem to use it less, though, even in simple words like "you"-- let's not forget the word "yo".

"Yo" isn't actually a variation of the word "you" which is used in America. "Yo" can be used as a greeting or after a pause, the latter translating into something like "you know?"

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written by Dove , July 24, 2008

I know I'm not the only person who caught it (especially after reading the comments), but watch the pipe at the end of the binoculars question.

Eh?
written by JinLee86 , July 24, 2008

I agree with you. I don't care what others say, English was made by the English. If it wasn't then that's just plain weird. It's like the France making a language and naming it German.

So according to your theory, every country on Earth creates its own language the moment they become a country? What about when England was in its midevil times BEFORE English came about? Anglon Saxons had to have some kind of language.

Truth is, English, French, German, even Japanese all stem from a different language at some point in their respected history.
What about today's "english?" In England, we say "fag" when we want a cigarette. In America, we call it a cigarette. The loo vs. the toilet. The flat vs. the apartment. There's "American English" and there's "England English." There's no correct way. Especially since the English themselves developed their native tongue from German, which stemmed from Latin (actually, almost everything stemmed from Latin).

Let's look at the evolution of English.
"Wo sind Sie?"
"Où vous êtes?"
"Where for art thou?"
"Where the bloody are you?"
"Where the fuck are you!?"
(*Note: Above example may not be entirely correct.)

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written by Nidoking , July 24, 2008

People, people, people... Hydroglyphics are a completely different language, favored by the French Egyptian god Eau-siris.

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written by jjthegamer , July 24, 2008

hydroglipyic porn

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written by Raymond T ThatDutchGuyWithTheTransformers , July 24, 2008

Correct me if I'm just being stupid, but it sounds to me like you said "hydroglyphics." I thought the word was "hieroglyphics."

Hieroglyphics are indeed the symbols of an ancient Egyptian written language. Hydroglyphics however are symbols printed in either oil or water-paint. Since That Guy was talking about what he was seeing in his book, it could very well be that the pages in his book were created with water or oil paints. So That Guy could have meant that...

To whom it may concern
written by Caretaker , July 24, 2008

Don't judge us if you don't know us.

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written by SirSigma , July 25, 2008

Wow, funny episode as always!

I sure hope he starts publishing books in hydroglyphics sometime soon.

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written by Oldemar , July 25, 2008

Unfeignedly a splendoUr to gaze upon.

Yes...

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written by Enkil , July 25, 2008

Unfeignedly a splendoUr to gaze upon.

-_-# seriously dude....it doesn't matter the way you spell something...

Don't be that way.... It doesn't matter...and it shouldn't matter to that guy either because he can't read in English....

Poor puppy..
written by gozzilynn , July 25, 2008

Hello in Chinese is pronounced NEE-HOW. Poor puppy. But I don't like dogs anyway. Anther great episode. LOVE IT! Never miss one.

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written by Game_over , July 26, 2008

I think that guy with the glasses is pretty cool guy, eh answers stupid questions and doesn't afraid of anything.

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written by Raymond T ThatDutchGuyWithTheTransformers , July 27, 2008

Hieroglyphics are indeed the symbols of an ancient Egyptian written language. Hydroglyphics however are symbols printed in either oil or water-paint. Since That Guy was talking about what he was seeing in his book, it could very well be that the pages in his book were created with water or oil paints. So That Guy could have meant that...

See! I told ya! Now go watch episode 11!

Greetings
written by Frown , July 27, 2008

I wonder when he'll run out of languages to greet the viewers with...

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written by Raymond T ThatDutchGuyWithTheTransformers , July 27, 2008

I wonder when he'll run out of languages to greet the viewers with...

If he ever does, we'll just make up a few!

OMG
written by Michael H.Obo , July 28, 2008

OH MY GOD HE ANSWERED MY QUESTION OH MY GOD!!!!

HYDROgliphiawesome
written by Innocuous , August 01, 2008

You all are missing the point. He first pontifiticated [sic] about how the English were butchering the language, and then he ironically mispronounced "hieroglyphics" on purpose. For fun, as in a joke.

Hydroglyphics.
written by Luigi , August 23, 2008

If "snake" is the definition for Samuel L Jackson. Than how does "snakes" translate into ? Samuel L Jacksons ?

Whats wrong with you?
written by Darkslide , October 08, 2008

There are alot of things wrong with you...But are they negative for the audience? I dont think so. Be wrong and be abnormal...Or wait shouldn't you be normal. Im confused.