FUCKING FANTASTIC!

watch your fucking language!

What the fuck is with that motherfucker :huh: ? Watch your fucking tough there. I fucking swear if you keep talking like that, some dick head will use your tough to lick your ass. :unsure:

He does know how to take over the world!

*turns dramatically* OF COURSE!

Epic. ****ing. WIN!!!!!

This is actually my favorite episode of Ask That Guy. Good one Critic.

Oy! What kind of insanity is plaguing this site right now?! :silly:

;)

If I've learned anything from today's outing, it's that answering all these questions is a rough, potentially traumatizing job...and that we're all a bunch of sick psychos at heart. :P

Lol, CHANGE PLACES!

Sorry, friend, but The Land Before Time 24 only exists in my dreams…

:(

THANK GOODNESS!

It's a rare video that I actually laugh straight through the entire thing.

This, sir, is one of them.

oh god that was beautiful. Words cannot express the epicness

did i go bat shit crazy some time today and no one told me

"Good God, how much porno does he have?"

Best April Fools ever. lol

I second this.
Best. April Fool's. Ever.

Now finally we know what he has in the bookcase

So IT DOESN'T COUNT! APRIL FO-

Goddamnit, this doesn't count either.

I'd have to agree with Critic on this one LoL

and by the way

THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH DEAD KITTENS!!!!!

(satanic laughter)

yes....

Oh hey Critic! So this is where you ended up, huh?

BEST Q&A EVEEEEER!!! by NOT answering any of them. You should be a politician :cheer:

This one is my favorite of all the 3, hahahaha.

I don't know if I want you to be serious or not about the Land Before Time sequels... Anyway, 3 for 3. I love the opening line. :)

"I can't say that's true, you've clearly proven that wrong."

Hilarious! You're like Frank Grimes, seeing an insane world with a sane mind. Good show.

Hehe, instead of musical chairs we have musical critics! The next big game to hit house parties this Holiday season! :woohoo:

First i need a mad scientist in the area of mutations to make me a formal to give me electrical powers. Y electrical powers cause they're just badass so i can drain electricity form anything around and never get tired. Then kill the scientist so no1 can follow my path. All will bow before me. And the first order is that u Critic get ur own TV show so all can enjoy. Rulw 2 get rid of all those crappy cartoon show on TV (death to chowder & Flap Jake)

my plan is to control water so i can freeze water in the body and such or quickly dehydrate anything that stands in my way
i say all cartoons should die and instead these videos be on TV so kids won't be such sissies

I have to admit, three in a row...I just don't see how you can one up this level of awesomeness.

Best April Fools EVER!

Doug may be goofing us but I still like him the best out of all the stuff on the internet.

I expected to see an april fools video here... but three of them?

Awesomely great job... But now i'm kinda looking forward to next year's april first...

Liked the bum-critc best in the bunch, but that could just have been the seeing order i followed...

At your finest ^^ Happy april fools day everyone You too Doug

Pure awesome!

BEST...OPENING...EVER!!! :D

Agreed.

Best April Fool's ever. :woohoo:

GREATEST CROSSOVER EVER!!!!

awesome that was soo funny!!!! :lol: