Episode 68

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  • Neo Ultra Mike
    How come you ate Rob? Wasn't he one of the writers of the Nostalgia Critic? Who is the NC going to write with now?
  • KTKomedy2813
    Thw world does not move the vehicle; the vehicle moves the world. What does that mean?
  • BaltoStephenWinter  - Why won't Film Brain review Eragon?
    Who has more porn; you or the cinema snob?

    What is M. Night Shyamalan's next movie going to be about?

    How do you type with boxing gloves on?
  • 1dkv  - Questions
    Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

    If you put Instant Oatmeal in the microwave, do you go back in time?

    Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

    If olive oil comes from olives and corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

    Last One

    If a guy with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  • 1dkv
    Wait I forgot one....

    If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
  • OldAndNew

    it means you control your own destiny.
  • schyzofrenic
    the bum , he needs the CHANGE of scenery
  • CrazyChris576
    Well, if we never see Rob again, at least we know what happened to him......


    Why do you have a shiny head?
  • thelastlife0726  - Dear ATG
    -Why is it called The Legend of Zelda if Link does all the work, and Zelda sleaps through the whole game?

    -Why do you never do any crossovers?

    -How are the Packers so much more awesome then the Bears?

    -How's the weather?

    -Do you always sing while you're alone in the bathtub, or was that just last night?

    -Why is your car on fire?
  • DYMOduzen
    Why would he care about the Nostalgia Critic when he is a messiah of knowledge and NC is just a petty internet critic.
  • robin997  - I'll Field this One
    You know, there actually are two Rob Walkers. The first Rob Walker who, well, isn't because he was eaten by That Guy with the Glasses, and Rob Walker - the Dinosaur who is writer of the NC.

    Note: This is answer to Neo Ultra Mike's quetion "Who is the NC going to write with now?"
  • Pigquet
    Dear lord, you really went there, didn't you? The Kony 2012 thing came out just a few days ago, and you fucking went there! Well, I have just one thing to say to you, sir...!

    Bravo! ;)

    No seriously, that was really funny! I don't care if later on it'll become dated, as of now, it REALLY worked! LOL
  • cjetson95  - March 11th...
    Is my birthday! I'll have no time for all this silly poster-making!
  • SpeedyEric
    Happy birthday in advance. ;)
  • SpeedyEric
    March 11 isn't tomorrow.

    Did anyone else catch the item with the word "spiders" on the top left corner? Is that a gift from Dr. Smith to AskThatGuy? (This mostly counts as my question)
  • Fangheart
    no, but I did catch one of those comically over-sized liquor bottles that the NC occasionally uses when he's presented with an extraordinarily bad movie. it was over on the left.
  • KingOfHeart  - I'm a spy
    You didn't hear me come in because I'm a great spy!

    edit: Ask that guy, what is your IQ? Also, what is an IQ?
  • EpicFish
    Aren't these videos usually longer? Also, hooray for Rob cameo!
  • Dartuza
    If you are George Bush and I'm Barak Obama, which one of us is Hillary Clinton?
  • Guy01
    You both are.
  • Rieev  - Awesome
    This is way too awesome- I just finished watching "Silence of the Lambs" and then you went ahead and added your own parody of the last scene in AskThatGuy. Bravo Doug, bravo.

    By the way, this is a question for all you folks reading this comment. I know this is going to make look like a sheltered person who knows nothing about what's going on in both the real and internet world (though I really am that kind of person so I guess it shouldn't matter), BUT: What is this Kony 2012 thing?

    And now a question for you AskThatGuy: Can you cry underwater?
  • SaraBoozer1  - About Kony 2012
    Kony is a horrible man doing horrible things in another country. There's a 30 min. YouTube video that explains it all and asks for people to spread the word about this villain so that governments will act to stop him.

    I myself kept seeing the name trend on twitter and had no idea what was going on. then this morning, I read Kevin Smith's tweets about how his daughter became aware of Kony and looked into it myself. Horrible stuff....not for the weak stomached...
  • Bloodrealm  - Correction
    Kony WAS a horrible man, who WAS doing horrible things. Those numbers are data compounded over 30 years, and nobody has seen Kony or his followers for 6 (I think it was 6) years. It isn't happening right now.
  • Suren2
    Oh no, Rob is dead! No more Jeff Goldblum impersonations.
  • TheTannedOtaku  - Question
    Why do I get high from licking toads but when I kiss a frog, it turns into a prince?
  • kaylawesome2  - question
    do you have a wife?
  • albinotanuki
    Why did the Nostalgia Critic say Disney movie never have people brought back to life with tears when there actually is a movie where that happens?
  • fatalrob0t
    Do you like the wind?
  • SaraBoozer1
    Why does TGWTG get creepier with every video? Was he ever just a nice man?

    Did Rob survive?

    Which other storybook characters are plotting to take over our world?

    Has TGWTG ever thought of having an apprentice so that he or she can answer our stupid questions after he dies?
  • Guy01
    TGWTG will never die, until YOU kill him.
  • Kirsten425
    How can I get my roommate to stop going on her laptop that emits an annoying, bright light when I'm trying to sleep?
  • Lightice
    By putting a rock through its screen.
  • Pink Bow
    I always love Rob's cameos. :)
  • albinotanuki
    ?Porque es lenta la tortuga?
  • FullofQuestions
    Holy crap, he answered my question! Yes, I'll be sure to use those nose tampons, they sound so much more convenient than tissues.

    Of course, that encourages me to ask more questions...

    - How do I cheat on my SATs?
    - What did you give up for Lent?
    - Does John C. Calhoun eat souls with his eyes?
    - Is it okay to say Macbeth?
    - What is being joined together in a racial slur?
  • Guy01
    It is never okay to say Macbeth, for the person who asked that question will die if you say it.

    Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth.

    With onions. Yes.
  • JMShearer
    How do you know what I'm thinking?
  • SkittleE
    I am a fan of Twilight. How do I convince people that I am worthy of love, friendship, and physical contact just like any other human being?
  • HilBethJay
    You can convince them by burning Twilight and start loving Twilight Sparkle. She's the only Twilight you'll ever need.
  • LikaLaruku
    What about the Twilight Zone?
  • Bloodrealm  - That's a very good question.
    You DON't deserve those things like any human being, because fans of Twilight, like you, are sub-human. With onions. Yes.
  • HilBethJay
    Does this mean that Rob is dead?
  • LikaLaruku
    Is it just a coincidence tat everyone I know who lives in a neighborhood that looks like that has a large stash of booze?

    Wherefore means why not where, but the joke wouldn't have worked with that.
  • Gentleman_and_a_Scholar  - WHAAAAT!!!
    I was literally just about to post my own comment about how "wherefore" means "why," not "where!"

    You did keep me from coming across as a massive douche-bag though, so thanks.
  • Vismutti
    I was just about to do that too. x) I'm an obsessive compulsive nitpick... I can't help it.
  • venkarl
    I was going to say that, too. It's kind of a pet peeve of mine. Still, I always enjoy Rob's cameos.
  • Rabnix  - xD
    Grammar and spelling are admirable pet peeves to have *nod*
  • djoey3984  - Very Intriguing...Quite
    I have been watching for many a year a now, ok 2, but that is besides the point. And, my dear thespian, I have a few questions that I have been wrestling with for many a day.
    Do you have any relations with the Nostalgic Critic? It's uncanny the resemblance you two have.
    Secondly, how do I reformat my hard drive? I have some "things" I wish not to divulge to the world.

    Your quick and responsive response shall cause me to gitter with glee. Thank you.
  • Yoshemo
    What would happen if a Catholic man and a Muslim man had a gay Jewish wedding?
  • ZigTheHunter
    What do you think is more likely a robot apocalypse or a zombie apocalypse?
  • DrQ
    a robotzombie apocalypse
  • Loneheart  - I'll keep asking
    are you going to scarborough fair?
  • Rally Jr.
    no such thing as stupid question until i ask it, well what if i don't ask?
  • Tiana Sidhe
    The offer of an Oreo dessert pizza is still on the table. After a tasty dinner of Rob, I'm sure you're craving something sweet...
  • Vadakin
    Leave Spoony's dog alone! Ha.
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