Episode 67

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  • Pigquet
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    Don't let your humanity slip out! Let the evil take over forever! (Its so great seeing these again, lol)
  • Ancel De Lambert
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    You have humanity?
    This doesn't quite beat out a Voltron-gina, but I'll take it.
  • 1dkv  - Here're my questions....
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    What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?

    Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?

    What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

    If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

    Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

    And Finally

    If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
  • KTKomedy2813  - Here's a Riddle
    Hey, Ask ThatGuy, I have a riddle:

    The world does not move the vehicle. The vehicle moves the world.

    What does that mean?
  • pharmmajor
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    You said you'll take sanity. So does that mean you're a libertarian?
  • Zydrate
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    Or maybe an independent.
  • ohe
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    Nah, I suppose he just found the notion that you have to be either a Democrat or a Republican too mainstream for him.

    Yah, it's more like Ask That Guy With The Hipster Glasses. Ever wonder why the Critic is so opposed to laser eye surgery? Yeah, I thought so.

    You watch nostalgia with nostalgia goggles, not glasses, you know.
  • yourworstnightmare
    No it means he has joined the Sanity Party lead by General Zod and Doctor Insano.
  • Zachary Amaranth
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    That can't be the case. Libertarians tend to look up to this leprechaun who believes the WTC was taken down by the Jews and New World Order.

    You can tell he's a leprechaun due to his diminutive stature, funny voice, and obsession with gold.
  • diazepam
    No, because libertarians are even more fucktarded than either republicans or democrats. I think it means "stfu I don't want to start a flame war for the sake of my sanity".
  • Zydrate
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    Well played on the Republican or Democrat question. Well played indeed.
  • Extreme-Madness
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    The real question is why America has only two political parties? Here in Europe, each country has at least five or six parties, and almost always in the end turn out to be the left or right, but there are important differences in shades.
  • diazepam
    It's a very good question. We'd solve a lot of our problems if we had more than 2 parties. The teabaggers can get their own party and leave the sane republicans alone.
  • mumbls  - Parties in the USA (Pardon the Miley Cyrus Referen
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    Republican
    Democrat
    Green
    Libertarian
    Tea
    Independent

    The real question you need to ask yourself is, "How much have I been influenced by the Communist Party that has left the Soviet Union in shambles to destroy America, to which they admitted doing?"
  • albinotanuki
    Which name do you find more offensive? Derpy Hooves or Ditzy Doo?

    If Rapunzel's hair glows when she sings, what do her pubes do?

    Phineas and Ferb have a male platypus as a pet and a male platypus typically has a claw on the back of their feet that contains venom. Wouldn't it be dangerous for them to keep that platypus as a pet?
  • Shinora  - XD
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    That guy, you just earned my seal of approval for your response for the Repub VS Demo question XD.
  • Semudara
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    My God, I think you're actually getting BETTER at this shtick. I've rarely seen you so perfectly in character or with such snappy answers.

    Seriously, I don't say that lightly. Kudos!
  • daughter_of_yahweh  - Ouch?
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    "What does God need with millions of people worshiping Him?" Aw, That Guy, don't you know? Everyone could use some love.

    Except you. ZZIING! Happy Valentines, asshole! :D
  • Sewblon
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    Should I use reverse psychology on potential employers to get a job that I am not qualified for?
  • SojaSoja88
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    Are you happy Twilight will be dead by the end of this year?
  • albinotanuki
    If I told a hipster he should be a hipster, what would that hipster do?
  • Aural Aurum
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    He would continue to be a hipster...but IRONICALLY.
  • Undertaker91
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    explode of course, its a logic puzzle
  • Loneheart  - question for askthatguy
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    are you going to scarborough fair?
  • albinotanuki
    Is that coat you're wearing made out of straw?
  • ChuckFinley24
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    Is it possible to be a professional cattle rapist?
  • Lucedo
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    Do Digimon really have genders?
  • Ally-Gator
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    Forget the genders, How come in Digimon a flying hamster and a cat digivolve into half human, half machine creatures and an armadillo turns into a submarine?
  • Atwosheds  - I ask you.
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    Why is water so wet?
  • Semudara
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    Water isn't wet, it makes OTHER things wet.

    Like a boss.
  • SpeedyEric
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    Now I know why Dracula doesn't drink ...wine.

    Here's my question:
    How was Donna Murphy's character from "Star Trek: Insurrection" doing that slow-mo crap?
  • ohe
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    Well, people are 90% water alright... but wine is from 75% to 90% water as well! So perhaps some of the water in human body is also water in wine. Heck, if the 10% of a person that remains is the same as whatever the rest of wine is made of, then maybe people are wine. So remember, next time you go drinking European style, remember to drink someone for starters to make sure.

    In case of Dracula, the notion is somewhat distressing. The 90% water water wine is the most watery, and that's just if people are entirely wine, so actually the wine in people is probably weakend by the rest of the water in the human body. Also, he goes after virgins, who likely have the lowest alcohol percentage in their bodies. Can't he hold his liqour? Even wine?

    Hey That Guy! Why does Dracula mostly go after virgins? Is he a pansy?
  • Fangheart
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    Women don't watch Twilight. 9 year old girls who will inevitably grow up to be prostitutes watch twilight. also idiots watch twilight. and morons. and idiotic morons. and moronic idiots. and-ok, you get the point.....
  • ladydiskette
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    And thus the age of hipsters finally came to a end.....


    Is it manslaughter to run over a Rebecca Black fan or is it still considered a mercy killing?
  • Undertaker91
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    mercy killing for sure. it would be the same if you ran over Rebecca Black herself
  • Hinatachan360  - I'm a woman...
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    and I can't stand Twilight. Does that mean I'm sane?
  • FataMorganaPseudonym
    Didn't you shoot yourself when That Guy told you not to?
  • Kyarachan
    and they're crazy. Siiick XD
  • Cheshire Kitten
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    *Gasp* Not a flilgorn! 80
    Also, are you keeping anyone under your desk? If so, how many?
  • medicalvampire
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    Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
  • animeg194
    who watches the watchmen?
  • powergannon123  - Gasp!
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    It's great to see that things have smoothed out again and you can continue your other series again, Doug. We've all been waiting for new Bum Reviews, Ask That Guy, and VGC.
  • jd 2456
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    My questions:
    If the sporks of evil are in league with Santa who is in league with Dog?
    Does a dyslexic Satanist worship Santa?
    What is the speed of lint?
    Who is the care taker of the abandoned mill at the edge of town ?
    Is this a statement?
    Am I evil?
    Can I ask you a question?
  • BaltoStephenWinter  - Does the Cinema Snob have more porn than you?
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    -Are you a member of Illuminati?
    -Card games?
    -What's one good thing that came from "Attack of the Clones"?
    -How's your sex life?
  • PublicEnemy
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    My question: Why you be all up in my my grill?
  • Jezzy54
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    Is it bright where you are? Have the people changed? Does it make you happy you're so strange?

    Have you ever tried to fuck a box?

    Have the lambs stopped screaming?

    Does the darkness know your name?
  • The Shamster
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    Dear that-guy,

    What is more intimidating:

    Finding a stranger in the alps?

    or

    Fucking a stranger in the ass?
  • Lemartes
    Do you know "spooning with spoony" spoony?

    Wouldn't it be awesome if they know each other and did a show together. EPIC!
  • ladydiskette
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    Holy crap that would be freaking awesome!


    And every TGWTG contributor cowers in fear of them! :D :D :D :D
  • Chaun Other  - Dear Ask That Guy
    Of the following:
    A War Zone
    The Friend Zone
    The Twilight Zone
    and Chemical Plant Zone
    Which is the most dangerous to one's health?
  • fatalrob0t
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    Do you like the wind?
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