Episode 55

(208 votes, average 4.87 out of 5)
Comments (282)
  • DyingDai
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    "I AM THE LAW !"

    Just wanted to say, that I love your videos :D Your awesome, but you probably already know this.
  • Eldejot
    I AM THE LAW!
  • EliteKitty  - sup.
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    HI! I really liked you comment. While I'm here I might as well ask a question, though.

    Question: If a panda cries every time you fail a test, what happens if you fail a quiz?
  • BaltoStephenWinter  - Am I insane? The dog says no, but the dragon says
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    Oh the dragon's vagina was blazing as I stepped into her cave and then I cracked her open with my long and stiff blade. Twas I who did the dragon and licked her icing, yes it's true. And now I have an STD what should I do?
  • Psycho Fox64
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    GGAAAWDDD DIDNT I TELL U OFF IN THE LAST VID?
  • Rennod Shinjuku  - Wait, what?
    How could you not know that the briefcase in Pulp Fiction contained 40 pounds of pure MacGuffinite?

    I thought you knew EVERYTHING! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE! AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!
  • Dore
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    Ahh, but was it GLAZED Macguffinite?
  • whatever42
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    No, it was his sled. :gah:

    Really though, great video Doug. I thought it was quite funny and even if I saw the answer to the greenscreen joke coming from a mile away, it was still really funny when you said it. Also, I loved your use of "with onions." Awesome job, as always. XD
  • Moomoof
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    ha i knew it wasn't a green screen XD
  • Mikey Insanity
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    It took a second for me to realize you were doing "Of Mice and Men."
  • tschow  - Green screen?
    Oh, I knew that wasn't a green screen! You'd never try to fool us into thinking you'd moved by using green screen effects! You're too good a person!

    Of course, the real reason is your green screen effects are... easy to pick out.

    Keep making awesome videos!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Not Shelley Duvall
    OF MICE AND MEN REFERENCE! As an English major, moments like this are greatly appreciated and enjoyed. Thank you, sir.
  • Mac
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    This.

    The moment you mentioned look away, I knew you were doing a Of Mice and Men reference.
  • Knifewounds
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    Between Askthatguy, Benzaie, and Sages fan fic reading I cant decide who's the creepiest out of the lot.
  • houiostesmoiras
    Well, if you ask That Guy, Sage is the creepiest.
    Or maybe the Hummel figurines.

    Hey, That Guy, what's creepier, Bennet the Sage or the Hummel figurines?
  • Jezzy54
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    How do I ask you my stupid question?
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    I'll never look at Harrison Ford the same way again. =(
  • SpeedyEric
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    Tell me about it.
  • Ryuutakeshi
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    You managed to be the first person on earth to bring Of Mice and Men, Grapes of Wrath, Pulp Fiction, and Darkwing Duck together.
  • SpeedyEric
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    Here is my question:

    Are you and Chester A. Bum clones of the Nostalgia Critic?

    Note: Please not come to my home and kill me if that is actually true. =)
  • Beatlesforever88
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    Harrison Ford? A drag queen reproducer? No , Ask that Guy , No. Harrison Ford is almost 3/5 to that of Chuck Norris. No one else has can reach that type of masculinity , how is it possible?! =(
  • TheAngryHatter
    thats why he is creating the homosexuals, because he is so masculine that he has gotten in love with his own body, and since he is a boy, thats makes him gay. ^_^
    by the way only 10% of all animals and humans are gay, and with that I mean ALL the animals. Cats are different thought, 80% of all cats are homosexual XD I have nothing against them thought, thinks it is cinda weird having something against gay people =_= not that any of you is, or else i kill you :evil:
  • MrKnockout
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    You're wrong. No animals of any kind are in same-sex relationships. That sure shows how stupid people are these days.
  • tailman8079  - You sir are an idiot.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/ List_of_animals_displayin g_homosexual_behavior
  • Wermin
    Wow wikipedia !
    A really great source of reliable information.
    Not that any crackwhore could edit it or something.
  • NotACritic
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    You know, the argument inherent to your sarcasm would be a great argument. That is, if the sources weren't linked to at the bottom.
  • KreNunumee
    ya, its not like a study found that wikipedia is about as credible as the Encyclopedia Britannica, the source for just about every professional level research paper and that which the common dictionary is based off of.
  • Cuda
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    Oh snap!
  • Akela
    THE LAWWWWWWWWWG! here's a question for you, "Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?"


    cliche i know but lets see what he has to say
  • Dark Crow I  - New Background Rocks
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    [b][color=red][size=x- large]Awesome new background the bar is so much more intelligent[/size][/ color][/b]
  • darkmindedsith
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    What happens to this site if you get contact lenses?
  • mash_fan_101
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    XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

    [b]I'M A HARRISON FORD FAN!
    It's not true! That's impossible!![/b]

    XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
  • WaterElemental
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    Do you have any secret love children with your lover the voice over?
  • Cedar
    Love the Of Mice and Men reference, beautifully done. This has to be one of the least disturbing of the Ask that guy Q&As I have seen so far.
  • Deimos1984rd
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    [color=green]Harrison Ford????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... ."head explodes"[/color]
  • NorthSalvation
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    man, i want one of those green screens
  • Volt
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    i have a queastion:
    If you had a gun with 1 bullet and Rob Schneider and Pauly Shore were in the room doing stand up comedy would u shot Rob or Pauly or yourself?
  • BloodySharpie
    I'm pretty sure he would find a way to line them both up so he can shoot through both of their heads at the same time. =D
  • Emigdio
    X_X Lets see, If I shoot Rob, I still have to listen to Pauly. If I shoot Pauly, I still have to listen to Rob. If I shoot myself, then I would no longer listen to their crappy Stand-ups. I found the answer. (places gun in my head, then pull the trigger).
  • ThatCriticalJew
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    None of the following. If you gave me any kind of gun with only one bullet, I would shoot it at Helena Bonham Carter's big head!

    P.S: If you're offended by this, it's called a joke. Get over it! =_=
  • LilacElf82
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    I would wait until one of them was standing behind the other and then fire, thus killing both. Then I'd burn the corpses so they can't come back as zombies.
  • RedFox0008
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    WITH OR WITHOUT?
  • link77
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    Who would you rather be raped by; God or Satan?
  • turmamint55
    If you had to pick between just killing or just having sex which would you pick?
  • Tentacles
    Why not sex after he kills them?
  • ttime23
    Will you get with this? Or will you get with that?

    Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
  • JackfilmLTD  - A question
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    If heat always rises, why is it so cold up in the mountains?
  • Kirsten425  - Loved the Of Mice and Men reference!!!!
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    I actually liked that novel in high school. It was very beautiful and tragic. And your reference was amazing!!!!

    Here is my question: My stuffed animals are forming a Mafia and planning to take over the world. How do I stop them?
  • Tarafishes
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    Do you have any other siblings aside that twin you mentiond several episodes back?
  • Dymatrex
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    Here's my question:

    I see that you no longer have your book with you. Did you happen to finish it? If so, how did it end?
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