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written by Jake , October 09, 2008
"Get to it!" smilies/cheesy.gif


Well fine, maybe I will! Harumph!
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written by epicelite , October 09, 2008
Gee sure wish I had a camera........
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Why wait???
written by SimonW , October 09, 2008
I don't have the means to respond in video format (that is not how I review) so decided to answer your five questions right now. smilies/grin.gif
Besides, the public humiliation would just kill me. *rolls eyes*

1: What killed the Dinosaurs?
Answer: No, no, no...the dinosaurs were not killed...they merely froze to death after being gang-raped by iceburgs.

2: How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: 6.2 cubic metres.

3: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Answer: Yes, it screams horribly as it falls and remains motionless afterwards.

4: Can you tell me how to get back on to the freeway?
Answer: Tell me your position and I'll be sure to notify you.

5: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Answer: Klondike Bar? I thought I was running around naked on fire for a Baby Ruth! But to properly answer your question I may bungee jump off a cliff...but without the bungee.

I'm SimonW, I answered your questions because you asked them!

SimonW.
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written by Ashariel , October 09, 2008
"Oh ! Salutations !"


I was not expecting that one ! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by ropzu , October 09, 2008
What killed the dinosaurs?

Mr. Freeze: ICE AGE!!!
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written by placeboff , October 09, 2008
thank you than you thank you!!! naw YOU WILL hurt myyyyyy answers!!
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written by TiagoJ7 , October 09, 2008
Hey, look, it's his "Cloverfield Review"/Bum voice! It's just the second thing he says after the question. This is great! smilies/cheesy.gif

"You scum sucking son of a... This is ThatGuyWithTheGlasses saying: there's no such thing as a stupid question, until YOU answer it." I LOL at this one.
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written by Dyson sphere , October 09, 2008
But I still want to know: Where IS Carmen Sandiego? Come on, now that you asked, I want to know.
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I'm tempted
written by Badly Drawn Manchild , October 09, 2008
I'm sorely tempted to enter this (I have a YouTube channel, just under a different name), but I don't want to show my mug on an Internet video. Is there any way around that?
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written by hopewithinchaos , October 09, 2008
Doug, you have posed a challenge and i shall accept! Fat guy with the glasses...AWAY!
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My attempt
written by Dragonzero , October 09, 2008
http://video.google.com/videop...8582&hl=en

There's my attempt at it. smilies/tongue.gif
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written by tobu , October 09, 2008
omg he took my question about woodchucks smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by DarkTom , October 09, 2008
@ Badly Drawn Manchild: One word, Paperbag.
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written by Raymond T ThatDutchGuyWithTheTransformers , October 09, 2008
written by tobu , October 09, 2008
omg he took my question about woodchucks smilies/cheesy.gif
Actually, I had send in the same question a long while ago. But to be honest, I send it in just to hear the narrator say it. So I'm happy! smilies/grin.gif
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written by NostalgicVideoNerd , October 09, 2008
Were All lazy
Chuck
They live
can gang bang
And then light up

corrections ^.^
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Finaly a reason to register...
written by Nik Skoenner , October 09, 2008
... so I did. Just recorded my video and it should be on youtube any moment. Will let you know when it's on.

Bye

Nik
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written by GreenMachine , October 09, 2008
I'm also going to answer the questions by text since I can't for the life of me create and edit a video.

1: What killed the Dinosaurs?
Answer: A giant Cocoa Puff from heaven.

2: How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: It is a common misconception that a Woodchuck can chuck wood, but it can't despite its name. The name Woodchuck is actually derived from the zoologist who first documented it. His name was Chuck Bolski. When he and his assistants first saw a Woodchuck, it was eating mushroom on a log that was next to a male corpse that still had a hard-on. Unknown to Chuck, his assistants knew he was gay. One of them yelled out as a joke, "Look! There's wood Chuck!" Chuck nervously exclaimed Woodchuck as its name and later took full credit.

3: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Answer: No. Trees are like stage actors - they love to put on a show. If the know someone is watching, they'll put their best effort towards making loud sounds and beating up on fellow trees on the way down. When no one is around, they calmly sit and then lie down and then die with a final creak. How do I know this - Tree Camouflage.

4: Can you tell me how to get back on to the freeway?
Answer: Sure, after you pay me the toll.

5: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Answer: That's a tough one. What would I do... I would pay retail price.
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written by Shitler , October 09, 2008
I'm not funny enough. smilies/sad.gif
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written by Poof E Hair , October 09, 2008
Hey, he used my woodchuck question!
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written by baba44713 , October 09, 2008
I don't understand.

I've always thought The Guy With The Glasses and the Nostalgia Critic were one and the same person. But if one is now running over the continent, how come the other is still here, in his room?
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written by Nik Skoenner , October 09, 2008
Magic! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by s15sLiDER , October 09, 2008
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

In the words of Mr.Silentwulf, "NOTHING (Smash Klondlike bar with hammer) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)"
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written by -Jerry- , October 09, 2008
I woud make my own video but its too bad that i don't have a microphone. smilies/sad.gif
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written by Mildula , October 09, 2008
Wow,im gonna do it or il kill my self smilies/smiley.gif.But in the ends its nor "Ask your stupid questions today!" it has to be "Answear my stupid questions again".But great work,Damn is this gonna be fun
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written by jkthedj , October 09, 2008
But I still want to know: Where IS Carmen Sandiego? Come on, now that you asked, I want to know.


Perhaps I can field that one...

She'll go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe, Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back! But if you can't find her at any of those locations, try Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

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written by ticketa , October 09, 2008
i dont have camera, so...

1: What killed the Dinosaurs?
Answer: what a nice question. of course they are not dead, why do people still think they are dead? for example everyone has seen jurassic park. do you think that they used cgi or dummies? no, dinosaurs were real. steven spielberg hates using tricks. i know whats on your mind now and the answer is yes, human robots and aliens do exist too.

2: How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: people in africa are starving, police and justice are corrupted, tropical rain forests are destroyed, childs are molested and you want to know much much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? go and kill yourself

3: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Answer: Yes, it screams in agony. try to imagine: whole life in one place, you cannot move, make party with other threes from other forrests,what would you do? many trees want to be free, but it has fatal consequences (this act is also known as tree seppuku)

4: Can you tell me how to get back on to the freeway?
Answer: Its simple, just follow the white rabbit. and beware of the black rabbit, that fucker doesnt want to help you, he wants to confuse you and later eat you alive.

5: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Answer: hm, let me think about it..........i would date the black rabbit
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written by CMWaters , October 09, 2008
Badly Drawn Manchild: Wear a mask while recording it. That will work wonders.

Either that or, in the tradition of Saw V (Saws VI through MCMLXIX to be coming in the following weeks)...get a puppet to pose for you in the video.
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A badly-drawn entry
written by Badly Drawn Manchild , October 09, 2008
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pu6Ng1GSbNM

Here's a hastily cobbled-together entry I knocked up in the space of an hour. So even if you don't find my answers funny, you still get to laugh at my voice and my atrocious art.
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written by The Brit , October 09, 2008
1: What killed the Dinosaurs?
Answer: They all died after eating poisonous Hamster Jelly. It look to nice to resist. How was the Hamster Jelly poisonous? Because the Hamsters are actually Satin in disguise. This is why should never eat the spunk of Hamsters, Snakes or Black Cats.

2 : How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: This is hard for a British person to answer. I have too many qeustions about this qeustion due to the language barrier, like what is a Woodchuck? Is it a different name for a Squirrel or something? What I can tell you is that you should not eat Woodchuck Spunk.

3: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Answer: Does anyone actually know what the definition of sound is? I'll tell you, ITS VIBRATIONS IN THE AIR. OF COURSE A TREE FALLING WILL CAUSE VIBRATIONS IN THE AIR, UNLESS THERE IS NO AIR AROUND IT WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE OR THE TREE WOULD NOT EXIST AS IT NEEDS AIR!!!!!!!!!!!! Never ask this qeustion to anyone ever again.

4: Can you tell me how to get back on to the freeway?
Answer: I suggest giving up and trying to get on another freeway. I recomend the great freeway in the sky. You can get there by eating Hamster Jelly

5: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Answer: Buy one
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written by blackswede , October 09, 2008
I don't own a camera, or editing software, or accounts on Blip or Revver, but I'm going to answer anyway. Here's how my video would go if I could make one.

Oh, hey there. Didn't hear you come in. Greetings and welcome to Ask That Guy With The Unoriginal Name.

1.) What killed the dinosaurs?

That's a very good question, but you already know the answer, don't you?

[clip from Batman and Robin review]
Mr. Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs?
NC: Gee, is it something having to do with ice?
Mr. Freeze: The ice age!
[/clip]

So there you go, Mr. Freeze already answered your question. And don't pretend you're not the Nostalgia Critic, I know who you are. You think changing from a jacket to a robe disguises your identity? That's about as good as Clark Kent taking his glasses off.

But...that seems to work for him, so nevermind.

2.) How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

The amount of wood in the 'hood if the 'hood was made of wood.

3.) If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes. In fact, trees make many sounds they otherwise wouldn't when people aren't around. As it turns out, Mr. Freeze was wrong about how the dinosaurs died. They did not die, but instead disguised themselves as trees to survive the coming rise of mankind. Now, whenever no one is listening, they plot our extinction and the reclaiming of the earth by the dinosaurs. The only way to stop them is to cut down all the trees so that we take the disguised dinosaurs down with them. So start destroying the environment as fast as you can: it's the only way to save our planet.

4.) Can you tell me how to get back on to the freeway?

Yes. But only if you give me a Klondike bar.

5.) What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Um, help you get on the freeway. If that didn't work, I guess I'd go to the store and buy one. If they were sold out, I'd probably find some idiot who had put himself through horrible injuries for a Klondike bar, and steal his. He'd be too injured to fight back, and I'd eat the Klondike bar right in front of him, making him watch all his efforts become wasted.

This is That Guy With The Unoriginal Name saying, there's no such thing as a ripped off tagline, until I use it.
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written by MrLee , October 09, 2008
totally entering this smilies/cheesy.gif great shit
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written by timbobway , October 09, 2008
Ok this is only my opinion but I think this will be a bad idea. The answers may not be funny enough.
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written by Nik Skoenner , October 09, 2008
Scheisse... Youtube need like forever to process...
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written by Maverick21 , October 09, 2008
im too damn lazy to re type the questions so here are the answers

1. Chuck Norris

2. a woodchuck can chucck twice its own weight in wood, it can do this once every 3 hours, so it depends on the weight of the woodchuck.

3. this is one of those great wonders no one can answer, mainly in order to answer it someone has to have some way of hearing or recording a tree falling, and if that is possible it violate the no one being around to hear it condition. so though i do not no for sure i would guess no. it would create sound waves but with no sound receiver those waves would not register as a sound

4. thake the third left on the right, drive for exactly 3.4896731 miles, then ditch your vehicle run into the woods next to it and after about 13 minutes take a sharp .45 degree left and then you'll hit the freeway in no time.

5. i wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar, unless its the cookie sandwich kind, in which case id steal it.
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written by Gentleman , October 09, 2008
Pardon me for being a dumbwit and please do not downrate me when I ask: What in the world is a Klondike Bar? I'm guessing it's a type of chocolate bar in America which probably doesn't sell here, like Mountain...Dew..and...corndogs...

WHERE'S MY PASSPORT?
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written by Movie-Brat , October 09, 2008
This is random but wow, you finally answered my Carmen Sandiego question, thanks.
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written by neodarkguy , October 09, 2008
1. Satan. Satan killed the dinosaurs.

2. Trick Question. Woodchucks don't chuck wood. They chuck dirt. It is like how Greenland is cold but Iceland is green.

3. If no one can hear the tree, how the hell are we supposed to know if it makes a sound.

4. Yes I can but I won't.

5. I would go to my fridge and get one.
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written by pe3er , October 09, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlv1n8v7ez0
my video.
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written by TheDramaticMonarch , October 09, 2008
Ooh, interesting challenge! I'm definitely planning on accepting that offer! smilies/cool.gif

What if we wanna throw in our own crazy bonus question? Y'know, for kicks and all.
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written by Falken91 , October 09, 2008
cool he added the woodchuck question i sent!!
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written by pe3er , October 09, 2008
i did this and tried to mimic "ask that guy with the glasses" and did it good,, check it out. here http://pe3er.blogspot.com/ or here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlv1n8v7ez0
but in my blogg you may see a bit more. how i done it and behind the sense (coming soon) and yes what i am writing about. (stuff)
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written by BBQ Platypus , October 09, 2008
The dinosaurs never died. They got sucked into a parallel dimension when the meteor hit. Don't you remember Super Mario Brothers?
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written by Serenity Phoenix , October 09, 2008
Wow... Where the hell did that come from? It's like a bunch of hormones spread within seconds! A piece of advice, eat chocolate. It will make you feel better!! XD
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written by Jericho6969 , October 09, 2008
I love asking stupid questions.
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written by tombert , October 09, 2008
What killed the dinosaurs?
That's a very good question. The dinosaurs were actually into marking.
Unfortunately, the dinosaurs hit an economic depression.

Most of them died of hunger and were not able to feed their
families. God DAMN that liberal regulation!
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He heard us.
written by blackswede , October 09, 2008
Did anyone else notice that he apparently *did* hear us come in this time?
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written by thatguywithnoglasses , October 09, 2008
What I love is how TGWTG always invites his audience to join the fun. smilies/grin.gif

Oh, and I saw that a certain somebody said that Chuck Norris killed the dinosaurs... I'm sorry, but no. For the sake of anything that is sacred, stop the damn Chuck Norris jokes. It. Is. Really. OLD. Spare the rest of the members on this site the agony of stumbling upon immature and horrid "jokes". We are all so much better than that.
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written by Lime , October 09, 2008
Here's my attempt that I sent in just now. I'll probably be redoing bits within a week or something, but for now, I'm happy with how this turned out, despite the errors I made.

http://blip.tv/file/1342052/
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written by Matafer , October 09, 2008
1: What killed the Dinosaurs?
Answer: The black smoke monster from the tv show Lost, it makes sense...right?

2: How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: Insert Random Lame Chuck Norris Joke.

3: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Answer: Yes, in fact if you were to record the sound it would resemble the sound of overweight female's tears hitting the plate where she had just finsihed eatting a large amount of chocolate cake, after watching an episode of the Hill's.

4: Can you tell me how to get back on to the freeway?
Answer: Take a the first turn on Golden Grv, then drive about 40 secs onto Rothesay Ave, then turn onto the freeway of that's telekinesis kyle, and you'll reach the freeway no problem

5: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Answer: Watch an episode of the Irate Gamer...Suicide...but this is a klondike bar ppl.
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That guy with the glasses don't look no further:)
written by pe3er , October 09, 2008
heres my "ask that guy with the glasses" check it out. i hope its what you were looking for. you can watch it here http://pe3er.blogspot.com/ or here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlv1n8v7ez0
but in my blogg you may see a bit more. how i done it and behind the sense (coming soon) and yes what i am writing about. (stuff)
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written by Rattrap007 , October 09, 2008
1. What killed the Dinosaurs?
Ernest Borgnine. He thought it was part of an all you can eat buffet...

5. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Um, Earnest Borgnine?
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written by Hans , October 09, 2008
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=2NYXMyUcasU

this are my anserws smilies/tongue.gif sry
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written by Hans , October 09, 2008
For some misstakes in the video
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written by Altorin , October 09, 2008
Bugger

my camera is broken. I tried, I really did.

Anyway, it probably won't count for anything, but this is the script I wrote for it pretty quick (didn't answer 2 of the questions)

"What killed the dinosaurs?"

Nothing killed the dinosaurs, because in order for them to die, they must have at one point been alive. The dinosaur skeletons that we dig up today are not the remains of ancient beasts, but rather the ancient beasts themselves. Devoid of conscience, and flesh, one day, these skeletal horrors will awaken, and when they do, death shall be cast down upon all of humankind. They will first destroy the museums that they are in, and then they will destroy the cities the museums are in. Eventually this wave of destruction will engulf the entire world in an ocean of blood and gore. All of humanity will drown choking on its own blood. The Dinosaur Skeletons will have taken over the world ("OF COURSE!!")

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Either that or some flying magical rock fell out of the sky.


"If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

No, because trees don't fall in the woods when no one is around to see them. Prove me wrong. If you prove to me incontravertably that trees in fact fall in the woods when no one is around to hear them, then you can tell me whether they make a sound or not. As far as this question is concerned however, it's a moot point, as it does not occur. Ever.

Yes..


"What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?"

Uhh, Murder?


This is That Fat Guy saying... Stuff into a camera because that guy with the glasses had a nervous breakdown."
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written by DeaDBolT , October 09, 2008
Im not gonna answer these questions, since dozens of other people posted similar answers, but i gotta be honest, the posted response video's are decent first-try's.

also, i liked the AskThatGuy episode because it was such a surprising change of pace smilies/smiley.gif
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written by Blackbird , October 09, 2008
"What killed the dinosaurs?"

MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Here's mine~
written by Davoo , October 09, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ_fesZAvjE

Mine is short and sweet...
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Sorry
written by Davoo , October 09, 2008
That last video was screwed up, I'm uploading the fixed one now...
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oh boy!
written by Marioman , October 09, 2008
i can't wait to do this! i hope an animation is suitable seeing as how my digital camera is a load of crap and chips.
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Here
written by Davoo , October 09, 2008
Youtube still downsized the crap out of it, but this one actually works smilies/smiley.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjcH_fLEUto
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I have the answers.
written by billhicksisgod , October 09, 2008
1. What killed the dinosaurs...The ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD...bastard. smilies/wink.gif
2. That all depends on the determination of the wood chuck in question, but I would say about 13 square pounds
3. Yes but it doesn't crash, instead it plays the songs from the movie Grease with the sounds of a newborn baby being burned alive in an oven. Actually I've never been able to tell the two apart.
4. No I have never needed to use it.
5. I would pour gasoline down my peehole and then urinate into a lighter so I could piss fire. Either that or go to the store.
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oh, who the F are u? welcome, to ask that guy.... with the answers!!
written by x3non6681 , October 09, 2008
what killed the dinosaurs?
answer: that's a very good question. you see, lots of people think that it was a meteor that happily destroyed the dinosaurs, but in fact, it was something far more powerful and menacing to this earth. BARNEY. yea, that's right. u heard me well. that damn a-hole came to this earth looking for refuge after being banned from the planet of gay dinosaurs, and wiped the entire dinosaur population, in a merciless raping spree. it was truly splendid! yes.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
answer: your mother. yes. your poor, dying mother.

if a tree falls in the woods, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
answer: yes, it makes a sound. it begs for god to give it another chance, it cries out for help, but since no one's around, nobody lends out a hand. the only people there are the other trees, but those insecure bastards didn't wanna help! oh, but no, they can't help! they're too busy just standing there, comparing leaves, because if you're not a maple tree, you don't deserve to live! who made them god, huh!! WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO TAKE AWAY A LIFE, HUH!! i'm so sorry. it's just that my mother went the same way. *cries* MOMMY!!!! WHEN WILL YOU COME BACK!? DAMN YOU MAPLE TREE. DAMN YOUUUU!!!!

Can you tell me how to get back on to the freeway?
answer: get out of the not-freeway. what are you, retarded? god was drunk when he made you... gerbil jelly

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
answer: i would sleep with a very hot chick. yes, disastrous, isn't it? i would do anything for my country. sleep with Hallie berry, spend a night with Jennifer Lopez. heck, if the situation gets really messy, I'll sleep with Jessica Alba and that girl from Transformers ALL IN ONE NIGHT. i and i alone can do this..... i should get two Klondike bars.

this is that guy with the answers saying, if you have a question, go *bleep* yourself.
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Oh, 'sup? Didn't hear you come in. Welcome to "Ask That Hip Guy Without the Glasses".
written by Obeliskos , October 09, 2008
Q: What killed the dinosaurs?
A: That's a very good question. You see, contrary to popular belief, the dinosaurs never died at all. The real story is, God figured, "Hey, these dinosaurs are getting on my nerves. Let's bring in a new species." And so, he whisked the dinosaurs away to happy, magical DinoLand, where dinosaurs lived happily, in a prosperous land, and had sexual intercourse 24/7. Dinosex. Don't think about that too hard.
Yes.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Ah, this question has been asked too many times to count. It's been asked so much, I've come up with a universal answer. Woodchucks can't chuck wood. You see, you say "if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood", and I say woodchucks can-NOT chuck wood, therefore nullifying the question.

Q: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
A: Depends if there is a soft mattress directly below it.

Q: Can you tell me how to get back on the freeway?
A: Not right now, but if you tell me your current location, I'm sure I could assist you.

Q: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
A: Buy it at a store.



This is That Hip Guy Without the Glasses saying, there's no such thing as a stupid question, until ThatGuyWithTheGlasses asks people to answer it.
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written by blacktrojan3921 , October 09, 2008
I might enter this, I may not, only time will tell smilies/wink.gif
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written by jordanhass , October 10, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9-_FR2p1K0

I need to go back to commentating over TV Shows.
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written by Daikun , October 10, 2008
Carmen Sandiego is in Cairo, Egypt.
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That Guy With No Time
written by TRanger , October 10, 2008
Too busy with school for this but here's the answers that popped into my head.

1: What killed the Dinosaurs?
Wow this is a very good question. You see not many people know this but it was really the aliens that killed the dinosaurs. They arrived on our planet millions upon millions of years ago and saw this nice planet filled with abundant resources and these big towering beasts and decided... you know if we killed all of these things we could make this place a nice tourist trap.

Unfortunately for the aliens they forgot that their advanced laser weapons work by sucking heat from the surrounding air around them. This brought the temperature on Earth down to incredibly uncomfortable levels. The alien's rocket ship then didn't work because it couldn't get the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity needed in that cold of a temperature, leaving the aliens stuck here.

After thousands of generations the aliens forgot their advanced technology, and even forgot they were aliens. Now these aliens are called human beings. Your mama's mama's mama's mama's mama's mama's mama's mama's mama's... *insert break that says 45 minutes later* mama's mama's mama killed the dinosaurs.

Thank goodness I'm not a human because knowing my ancestors killed the dinosaurs would cause me to inflict an incredible amount of pain on myself. All of you should right now flagellate yourself for your ancestor's atrocities. Yes flagellate right now.

2: How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

This is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. 42 cubic inches.

Of course then the woodchuck would realize it can not chuck wood and it would upchuck all over itself and die. Tragic.

3: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Trees ALWAYS make sounds. You see your puny human ears just can't hear their high frequencies. Why do you think dogs, cats, marsupials, chia pets and all other animals mark their territory on trees? It's because it gets them to shut up for a minute! When a tree is falling it begins screaming for it's life in it's high pitched language.

*pause*

*scream HELP*

4: Can you tell me how to get back on to the freeway?

Yes

5: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

I'd be willing to break the cardinal sin. I'd give the Trix rabbit a bowl of Trix which would cause the universe to implode upon itself. Who cares though... I'll have my Klondike Bar.

That was That Guy With No Time saying, if I had more time I'd probably still chicken out anyway.
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Well, I got to it...
written by Misfit Slacker , October 10, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxlw4kKatQY
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And so did I!
written by WILIZIN , October 10, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usaB0Ei6d18

Hope you guys enjoy this. There is even a short bit of animation.
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written by Winkuru , October 10, 2008
This is outrageous. I asked you that tree question and now you are turning it back.
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written by Nik Skoenner , October 10, 2008
Processing in in high quality seems to be impossible so I uploaded it again in LQ. It was up after 1 Minute.... smilies/angry.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG2EVrTYZWI


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Ask that guy with the long hair...
written by TotalMK , October 10, 2008
Here is my responce smilies/smiley.gif

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=3n73xHgnpoM

Thanks!
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Ask that guy with the long hair...
written by TotalMK , October 10, 2008
*sorry about the double post I had to fix the link*

Here is my responce:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=3n73xHgnpoM

Thanks!
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written by TotalMK , October 10, 2008
** ok I got it this time, sorry...I thought I could type the HTML in :/ **

Here is my responce:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=3n73xHgnpoM

Thanks!
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written by baba44713 , October 10, 2008
Why do so many people answer the questions in the comments? I especially dig posts like "well, I WOULD do a video, but gee, look at all this homework, so I guess I'll put my incredibly funny answers here in writing..". Yeah, right.

I am glad though there really ARE folks willing to actually make themselves look foolish in front of the camera. Folks, I admire your courage. Well, those who actually DID stand in front the camera at least, not the ones who phoned it in with some cartoons or captions or whatever. However, everyone seems to more or less just imitate TGWTG, not just in answers themselves, but in mannerisms, looks and whatnot. I think this is a lost cause, because no matter how much you try you will always appear like a subpar copycat. Original efforts could be much more effective, at least IMHO.


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written by Badly Drawn Manchild , October 10, 2008
Well, those who actually DID stand in front the camera at least, not the ones who phoned it in with some cartoons or captions or whatever.


The reason I "phoned it in" was because the only editing software I have was Windows Movie Maker (bloody piece of crap), and for some reason the only camera I have will only save in QuickTime format, which won't work with WMM and I didn't have any way of editing QT footage.

Yes, I was cheap and tacky, I phoned it in, but I had to compromise given the supreme lack of tools at my disposal.
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Apologies for double-post
written by Badly Drawn Manchild , October 10, 2008
Anyway, I got rid of my entry. Watching it again I'm not happy with it at all.
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I wanna see some videos
written by JimmyboneD , October 10, 2008
@blackswede: LMAO You should definitely make the vid. smilies/grin.gif
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That Man with the....screw it, IT'S MURDA!
written by MK Murder , October 10, 2008
AND i have the answers....on my blog on this site, cuz i cant edit a video at all.
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That Guy with the Hat
written by Linkara , October 10, 2008
Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g6KexxVRqs

http://www.revver.com/video/1234017/ask-that-guy-with-the-hat/
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written by blackswede , October 10, 2008


I really would, but like I said, I don't have a camera or editing software.

But if you or someone else wants to use my answers, go ahead, just make sure to give me credit in the video.
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QT
written by TotalMK , October 10, 2008
Badly Drawn Manchild: you can convert Quicktime video clips to .AVI, in fact Quicktime itself does it under file / export you can select .avi

-TMK

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written by TsaalyoPhoenix , October 10, 2008
Lmao! That was MY question! My Carmen Sandiego question drove him insane! I'll put this on my resume, it's that awesome.
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That Guy with the Sprites
written by Super Drybones , October 10, 2008
Here's mine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srkUf-m83dA
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written by TotalMK , October 10, 2008
Question: in the original video TGWTG asks us to "send me the link" did he mean just to post out videos here or do we email them too or something?

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written by Fei_Ryudo_Kamui , October 11, 2008
"Get to it!"

I giggled
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Yes.
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written by Badly Drawn Manchild , October 11, 2008
you can convert Quicktime video clips to .AVI, in fact Quicktime itself does it under file / export you can select .avi


Really? I never knew that! Thanks a lot!
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WTF???
written by SimonW , October 11, 2008
Why are so many people answering the questions on here?? I only did it because I can't use my camera!
For those that also can't use their camera, pease make a Blog Response. I would have, but since I answered the questions already here, no point to it since the surprise (though the answers are still funny) is lost!

Anyway, just ignore my ranting and raving and do what you people like...I'm going to grab myself a drink to calm down properly...I'M NOT ANGRY...JUST THIRSTY!!!

And thank you for your time. smilies/grin.gif