"Get to it!" :D


Well fine, maybe I will! Harumph!

1)Q: Who killed the Dinosaurs?
A: Me...with my badass card skills. How, you ask. Well, I first summoned my Spaghetti monster card in attack mode, then sacrificed it to summon Red-Cap Pink-Mushroom, who teabagged all the dinosaurs to death. And then later I killed Yu-Gi-Oh...Rest in Peace, fucker! :evil:

2)Q: How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: I don't know how much, but I do know this: if they could chuck wood,
Donkey Kong would be out of a job. He'd be replaced by a woodchuck known as
Tinker Tail, and he wouldn't throw barrels, he'd chuck wood. And Mario would use chainsaws instead of hammers, and star in a horror movie called, Mario: the
Italian Chainsaw Massacre. Yes...

3)Q: If a tree falls in the woods, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
A: It would if it could talk, but unfortunately, they can't...at least, not like we do. This is because
they're mouth's are inside the roots, and they have to be submerged in water in order to make words. Everyone knows that, stupid.

4)Q:Can you tell me
how to get back on to the freeway?
A: Hmm...I would, but I don't know any
roads past my house. You see, my magic card, black hole, has the ability to
teleport me places, that's my method of transportation...unfortun ately, when I
do this, it ends my turn every time...

5)Q: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
A: I would club the Klondike polar bear with my Ace of Clubs card. Besides, he still owes me 20 Klondike bars after beating him in poker, and that fucker hasn't even paid me a Hershey's Kiss yet.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go play strip poker with Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie (Help me...they rape me :shock: )
This is SpadeAce saying, get outta my house before I set my Burger King monster in attack mode you f--
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Gee sure wish I had a camera........

I don't have the means to respond in video format (that is not how I review) so decided to answer your five questions right now. ;D
Besides, the public humiliation would just kill me. *rolls eyes*

1: What killed the Dinosaurs?
Answer: No, no, no...the dinosaurs were not killed...they merely froze to death after being gang-raped by iceburgs.

2: How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: 6.2 cubic metres.

3: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Answer: Yes, it screams horribly as it falls and remains motionless afterwards.

4: Can you tell me how to get back on to the freeway?
Answer: Tell me your position and I'll be sure to notify you.

5: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Answer: Klondike Bar? I thought I was running around naked on fire for a Baby Ruth! But to properly answer your question I may bungee jump off a cliff...but without the bungee.

I'm SimonW, I answered your questions because you asked them!

SimonW.

"Oh ! Salutations !"


I was not expecting that one ! :D

What killed the dinosaurs?

Mr. Freeze: ICE AGE!!!

thank you than you thank you!!! naw YOU WILL hurt myyyyyy answers!!

-_- thats it?....meh

Hey, look, it's his "Cloverfield Review"/Bum voice! It's just the second thing he says after the question. This is great! :D

"You scum sucking son of a... This is ThatGuyWithTheGlasses saying: there's no such thing as a stupid question, until YOU answer it." I LOL at this one.

But I still want to know: Where IS Carmen Sandiego? Come on, now that you asked, I want to know.

I'm sorely tempted to enter this (I have a YouTube channel, just under a different name), but I don't want to show my mug on an Internet video. Is there any way around that?

Doug, you have posed a challenge and i shall accept! Fat guy with the glasses...AWAY!

http://video.google.com/ videoplay?docid=- 5725579416908318582& hl=en

There's my attempt at it. :P

omg he took my question about woodchucks :D

@ Badly Drawn Manchild: One word, Paperbag.

[quote]written by tobu , October 09, 2008
omg he took my question about woodchucks :D[/quote] Actually, I had send in the same question a long while ago. But to be honest, I send it in just to hear the narrator say it. So I'm happy! ;D

Oh, salut, didnt see you come in,Greatings and welcome to Ask That kid without the glasses!

1)The dinossaurs aren't dead, tehy live in a place called Dinoworld, where tehy live happy and cand gang-rape one each others

2)he wouldn' chuck the wood, because he is lazy! lazy wood chukers don't chuck wood, they chuck themselves, that's why we now use machins to chuk down wood, woodchukers we all lazy and chucked themselves..

3) You Would Hear The sound of silence!

4)No, No i can't! Why? Because i don't want to!

5)Hmm... thats a very good question the answer is, that i would fill up a bathtub with gasoline, get in to it, and the light up a cigar, you should do it to! yes.

Well That's All 5 questions.. answerd by a 14 year old kid =D
I dont want to post a video because you guys would laught at me -.- and my portuguese accent is a bit strange -.- i dont like to be laughed at .. hoped u like the episode!

This is your kid without the galsses, saying there is no more TGWTG questions, because i answerd them all =D

Were All lazy
Chuck
They live
can gang bang
And then light up

corrections ^.^

... so I did. Just recorded my video and it should be on youtube any moment. Will let you know when it's on.

Bye

Nik

I'm also going to answer the questions by text since I can't for the life of me create and edit a video.

1: What killed the Dinosaurs?
Answer: A giant Cocoa Puff from heaven.

2: How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: It is a common misconception that a Woodchuck can chuck wood, but it can't despite its name. The name Woodchuck is actually derived from the zoologist who first documented it. His name was Chuck Bolski. When he and his assistants first saw a Woodchuck, it was eating mushroom on a log that was next to a male corpse that still had a hard-on. Unknown to Chuck, his assistants knew he was gay. One of them yelled out as a joke, "Look! There's wood Chuck!" Chuck nervously exclaimed Woodchuck as its name and later took full credit.

3: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Answer: No. Trees are like stage actors - they love to put on a show. If the know someone is watching, they'll put their best effort towards making loud sounds and beating up on fellow trees on the way down. When no one is around, they calmly sit and then lie down and then die with a final creak. How do I know this - Tree Camouflage.

4: Can you tell me how to get back on to the freeway?
Answer: Sure, after you pay me the toll.

5: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Answer: That's a tough one. What would I do... I would pay retail price.

I'm not funny enough. :(

Hey, he used my woodchuck question!

I don't understand.

I've always thought The Guy With The Glasses and the Nostalgia Critic were one and the same person. But if one is now running over the continent, how come the other is still here, in his room?

Magic! :D

What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

In the words of Mr.Silentwulf, "NOTHING (Smash Klondlike bar with hammer) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH )"

I woud make my own video but its too bad that i don't have a microphone. :(

Wow,im gonna do it or il kill my self :).But in the ends its nor "Ask your stupid questions today!" it has to be "Answear my stupid questions again".But great work,Damn is this gonna be fun

Q: What killed the dinosaurs?
A: I did

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A woodchuck would chuck fuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Q: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
A: Yes, it would scream and swear in Treeglishese... How do I know this? because I invented the language for them.

Q: How do I get back on the freeway?
A: That's simple, you get naked, rub yourself in boiling hot tar, roll in a pile of feathers and finish off with some clown make-up. How does this help? it doesn't. I just wanted to see a chicken with 3rd degree burns join the circus.

Q: What would I do for a Klondike Bar?
A: I would go through the agonizing torture of taking a trip to Hawaii and ready myself to be gang-raped by dozens and dozens of hot beautiful models and porn stars. And when when I was done, answer these questions... for a Klondike bar

[quote]But I still want to know: Where IS Carmen Sandiego? Come on, now that you asked, I want to know.[/quote]

Perhaps I can field that one...

She'll go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe, Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back! But if you can't find her at any of [i]those[/i] locations, try Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

i dont have camera, so...

1: What killed the Dinosaurs?
Answer: what a nice question. of course they are not dead, why do people still think they are dead? for example everyone has seen jurassic park. do you think that they used cgi or dummies? no, dinosaurs were real. steven spielberg hates using tricks. i know whats on your mind now and the answer is yes, human robots and aliens do exist too.

2: How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: people in africa are starving, police and justice are corrupted, tropical rain forests are destroyed, childs are molested and you want to know much much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? go and kill yourself

3: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Answer: Yes, it screams in agony. try to imagine: whole life in one place, you cannot move, make party with other threes from other forrests,what would you do? many trees want to be free, but it has fatal consequences (this act is also known as tree seppuku)

4: Can you tell me how to get back on to the freeway?
Answer: Its simple, just follow the white rabbit. and beware of the black rabbit, that fucker doesnt want to help you, he wants to confuse you and later eat you alive.

5: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Answer: hm, let me think about it..........i would date the black rabbit