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  • Woobly Shnufflepops  - Question for December
    How old was Jesus Christ when he was greeted by the Magi?
  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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    why are people always in a rush to get their loved ones presents?
  • orwellianson  - Christmas Questions and the like...
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    :dry: Why is it that we celebrate such a holiday with brand spanking new gifts and new gadgets that are released a few weeks prior before Christmas?

    Why is it that the corporations feel as if they can shove these faulty edifices down our throats just so we can the process start all over again the next year?

    What is the cure for jetlag en route to seeing loved ones across the country or around the world?

    Why are you so jolly?

    Who ate my Christmas cookies for my holiday season death Cult??
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    I shot Santa Claus as he was coming down my chimney, where should I hide the body?
  • SpinX22  - Christmaka
    Who actualy celebrates Christmaka?
  • DarkLord500
    Why did santa give makemebad35 a box of pubic hair and give me a vibrating dildo? this better be on the episode or someone in the world is gonna drop dead. oh look 8 people just died right now fuck
  • Transformers03  - re:
    How can I make a snowman in Los Angeles?

    An Evil Santa has kidnap my older sister,
    how can I thank him?

    Why does it only snow in the winter?

    Why is Santa Claus called something else in other countries?

    How old do you think Santa Clause is?

    How can I kidnap Santa Claus while he is on my roof during Christmas.

    Do you celebrate Christmas?

    Why do some atheist celebrate Christmas, when they don't believe in Jesus Christ?

    What does the Devil do during Christmas?

    If I bake some cookies with poison, and l leave those cookies out for Santa Claus, do you think he'll like them?

    Why couldn't Jack Frost come back as a chain up Superman with a Batman mask, instead of a snowman?
  • Transformers03
    Why are the elves small?

    Is Miss. Clause hot?

    Is it true that Santa hides drugs in the toys that he gives to children?

    Why hasn't Santa Clause taken over the world already?

    If Santa Clause died, who will be the one that takes his place?

    What does this question have to do with Christmas or any of the other December Holidays?

    Why do people mostly advertise Christmas stuff, rather then Hanuka or Kwanzaa?

    What is Hanuka and Kwanzaa?

    P.S. I know that have written A LOT of questions, but I do really have a lot questions to ask him.
  • bullettimeshotgun  - what the hell is kwanza?
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    what th hell is hannuka and who the hell is hannika harry?
  • Cy The Python  - Question
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    I am a purple snake with a black cape. Is santa real?
  • aat53543
    He was 2. The journey from the Eastern lands to Bethlehem would take two years riding on a camel.
  • Donut
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    yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :P :P :P
  • REVIEWER RICK
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    Some questions ...
    *How does Santa keep from being crapped on by his reindeer?
    *What should I put under the tree?
    *I seen mommy and Santa together last year. What were they doing?
    *What is mistletoe, and why do I have to kiss Uncle Frank under it ?
    *Were does snow come from?
    *Do the elves get paid, and if so, how much?
    *Were did Santa get all his elves in the first place?
    *Any ideas on how to catch Santa this year, and keep him locked in my basement?
    :D
    Keep up the funny work, love your material.
  • Donut
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    why is there 12 days of Christmas?? Isn't Christmas only one day???
  • Donut
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    If were all gods children, What makes Jesus so special??
  • egon
    [quote]If were all gods children, What makes Jesus so special?? [/quote]

    He was the only one to know and brag about it :)
  • Jaremaing  - The answer
    Jesus was the only begotten, literally born from God. That's why she's the "Virgin" Mary.
  • Donut
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    What do you want for Christmas??
  • nightdream
    How did Rudolph get his red nose?
  • patriotpyro
    Jesus vs Santa, who would win?
  • RedBird
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    What would have happened if Rudolph had a red ass instead of a red nose?
  • weirdaljedifan2  - Question
    What would happen if you cross Santa with Super Mecha Death Christ?

    What do Hunter Thompson saw on Christmas?
  • CJhenderson
    Why does Santa really need those elves?
  • Luperca
    Doesn't Santa watching children all the time make him a pedophile?
  • Sizzo
    I lost all faith in human kind when I saw The Ultimate Warrior rape Santa.
    What was you reaction to it?
  • El Verdugo777  - Questions
    So if Santa, Rudolph, Jack Frost, and the Grinch all got into a free-for-all deathmatch, who would win?
  • TriSixshot7
    Do you know Evil Santa?
  • ShotgunNinja
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    If Hanukkah is eight days long and Christmas is only two, then why is Christmas so much more popular?
  • Wermin
    Hmph
  • DragonologyStudent
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    [quote=ShotgunNinja]If Hanukkah is eight days long and Christmas is only two, then why is Christmas so much more popular?[/quote]

    Technically there are twelve days of Christmas and you give one gift for each of
    those days, rather than bundle it all up into one. It seems good old tradition
    has been forgotten.
  • DragonologyStudent
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    My message has been messed up. Must be a glitch.
  • deflagratio
    Will you wish me a Happy Birthday? Its the (17th)
  • Moundfreek  - Chanukah
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    How do you spell Chanukah?
  • y guy
    you don't spell it in english, it's a hebrew word and thus the real spelling uses hebrew letters.
  • Daralii
    Why are some networks holding countdowns to their holiday countdowns?
  • nightwonder64
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    How does Santa know if I've been bad or good?
  • gabeofwallaX2  - rudolph
    what makes rudolphs nose so bright? is he always baked? :dry:
  • Matthew G
    In a fight between Harry Potter and Jack Frost the homicidal snowman, who would win?
  • CJhenderson
    I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. How do I exact vengeance?
  • Rutina  - Finnish Christmas
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    In Finland Santa lives at Korvatunturi. Why does yours live at North Pole?
  • XavierChurch
    What present would you give Jesus if he was alive today?
  • DigiRanma
    If you could hack into Santa's computer, who would YOU put on the naughty list?
  • blkraptor
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    What the hell is Kwanzaa anyway and why did they steal the Jew's Menorah?
  • Curiosity Inc
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    What's the combination to the alarm in Santa's workshop?
  • Sonicrose
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    Here's my Question: Santa has 8 deer, one of which is Vixen. She is the only female on the team so... bearing that in mind, what does she do in her off time? You know... when she's not pulling Santa's Sleigh...
  • BaltoStephenWinter
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    Oh, she's pulling Santa's Sleigh alright. Whoooooooo!!!!

    Sorry, I just couldn't resist. I just got done watching the futurama episode where Fry's nose gets taken by aliens.

    Seriously though, I definitely think your question is going to be answered by Doug.
  • Klyetastic
    I must stop Christmas from coming, but how?
  • iaro
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    This one must be answered!
  • Curiosity Inc
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    Why did the oil burn for eight days and nights, and what makes this "miracle" worthy of a holiday?
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