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Written by That Guy With The Glasses Thursday, 03 December 2009 00:08
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12.03.2009 - 08:48 | Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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:dry: Why is it that we celebrate such a holiday with brand spanking new gifts and new gadgets that are released a few weeks prior before Christmas?
Why is it that the corporations feel as if they can shove these faulty edifices down our throats just so we can the process start all over again the next year?
What is the cure for jetlag en route to seeing loved ones across the country or around the world?
Why are you so jolly?
Who ate my Christmas cookies for my holiday season death Cult??
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12.03.2009 - 21:08 | FullmetalNinja25
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12.04.2009 - 08:41 | thatguyfromlondonthat depends if you also shot the deputy
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12.03.2009 - 16:55 | DarkLord500Why did santa give makemebad35 a box of pubic hair and give me a vibrating dildo? this better be on the episode or someone in the world is gonna drop dead. oh look 8 people just died right now fuck
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12.06.2009 - 22:57 | Justice for none
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How can I make a snowman in Los Angeles?
An Evil Santa has kidnap my older sister,
how can I thank him?
Why does it only snow in the winter?
Why is Santa Claus called something else in other countries?
How old do you think Santa Clause is?
How can I kidnap Santa Claus while he is on my roof during Christmas.
Do you celebrate Christmas?
Why do some atheist celebrate Christmas, when they don't believe in Jesus Christ?
What does the Devil do during Christmas?
If I bake some cookies with poison, and l leave those cookies out for Santa Claus, do you think he'll like them?
Why couldn't Jack Frost come back as a chain up Superman with a Batman mask, instead of a snowman?
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12.06.2009 - 15:17 | Transformers03Why are the elves small?
Is Miss. Clause hot?
Is it true that Santa hides drugs in the toys that he gives to children?
Why hasn't Santa Clause taken over the world already?
If Santa Clause died, who will be the one that takes his place?
What does this question have to do with Christmas or any of the other December Holidays?
Why do people mostly advertise Christmas stuff, rather then Hanuka or Kwanzaa?
What is Hanuka and Kwanzaa?
P.S. I know that have written A LOT of questions, but I do really have a lot questions to ask him.
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12.08.2009 - 22:16 | aat53543He was 2. The journey from the Eastern lands to Bethlehem would take two years riding on a camel.
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12.03.2009 - 00:21 | Donut
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12.03.2009 - 04:10 | REVIEWER RICK
Some questions ...
*How does Santa keep from being crapped on by his reindeer?
*What should I put under the tree?
*I seen mommy and Santa together last year. What were they doing?
*What is mistletoe, and why do I have to kiss Uncle Frank under it ?
*Were does snow come from?
*Do the elves get paid, and if so, how much?
*Were did Santa get all his elves in the first place?
*Any ideas on how to catch Santa this year, and keep him locked in my basement?
:D
Keep up the funny work, love your material.
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12.03.2009 - 14:57 | ladiesman217
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12.03.2009 - 00:23 | Donut
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12.03.2009 - 00:25 | Donut
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12.03.2009 - 07:51 | egon[quote]If were all gods children, What makes Jesus so special?? [/quote]
He was the only one to know and brag about it :)
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12.03.2009 - 00:26 | Donut
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12.03.2009 - 00:41 | nightdreamHow did Rudolph get his red nose?
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12.03.2009 - 00:42 | patriotpyroJesus vs Santa, who would win?
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12.03.2009 - 00:42 | RedBird
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What would happen if you cross Santa with Super Mecha Death Christ?
What do Hunter Thompson saw on Christmas?
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12.03.2009 - 00:43 | CJhendersonWhy does Santa really need those elves?
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12.03.2009 - 00:47 | LupercaDoesn't Santa watching children all the time make him a pedophile?
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12.03.2009 - 00:44 | SizzoI lost all faith in human kind when I saw The Ultimate Warrior rape Santa.
What was you reaction to it?
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So if Santa, Rudolph, Jack Frost, and the Grinch all got into a free-for-all deathmatch, who would win?
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12.03.2009 - 00:45 | TriSixshot7Do you know Evil Santa?
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12.03.2009 - 00:45 | ShotgunNinja
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12.03.2009 - 08:27 | WerminHmph
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12.03.2009 - 10:55 | DragonologyStudent
[quote=ShotgunNinja]If Hanukkah is eight days long and Christmas is only two, then why is Christmas so much more popular?[/quote]
Technically there are twelve days of Christmas and you give one gift for each of
those days, rather than bundle it all up into one. It seems good old tradition
has been forgotten.
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12.03.2009 - 10:56 | DragonologyStudent
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12.03.2009 - 00:45 | deflagratioWill you wish me a Happy Birthday? Its the (17th)
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12.04.2009 - 22:33 | y guyyou don't spell it in english, it's a hebrew word and thus the real spelling uses hebrew letters.
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12.03.2009 - 00:46 | DaraliiWhy are some networks holding countdowns to their holiday countdowns?
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12.03.2009 - 00:47 | nightwonder64
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12.03.2009 - 00:47 | Matthew GIn a fight between Harry Potter and Jack Frost the homicidal snowman, who would win?
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12.03.2009 - 00:48 | CJhendersonI saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. How do I exact vengeance?
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12.03.2009 - 00:48 | XavierChurchWhat present would you give Jesus if he was alive today?
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12.03.2009 - 00:49 | DigiRanmaIf you could hack into Santa's computer, who would YOU put on the naughty list?
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12.03.2009 - 00:49 | blkraptor
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12.03.2009 - 00:50 | Curiosity Inc
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12.03.2009 - 00:50 | Sonicrose
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12.03.2009 - 19:45 | BaltoStephenWinter
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12.03.2009 - 00:51 | KlyetasticI must stop Christmas from coming, but how?
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12.03.2009 - 11:37 | iaro
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12.03.2009 - 00:51 | Curiosity Inc