Blade Runner (Sage)

(105 votes, average 2.99 out of 5)
Comments (31)
  • Raistlinhawke
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    Now that's just hilarious right there...

    ...you gotta do more, Sage!
  • freemonty
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    Well, looks like SOMEONE was tired. ;)

    Good job.
  • Deimos1984rd  - Funny as hell.
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    Wasn't expecting that.
  • Vondur  - I... uh....
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    I find the concept of 5 second movies great because you need to catch the element of the movie in 5 seconds. Watching a 30 sec + doesn't fit in that concept so the charm is gone.

    Maybe you should have 5 second moves in one place and then "5 second +" or "Less than a minute" movies someplace else?
  • TheFandango  - Re: I... uh....
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    [url]http:// www.youtube.com/watch? v=6PaHcZUHI00[/url]
  • Vondur  - Re: Re: I... uh....
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    [url]http:// www.youtube.com/watch? v=Vzo0iHrivVQ& feature=PlayList& p=A6DA6FA565058E2A& index=9[/url]
  • Bryguy87  - re: Re: Re: I... uh....
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    [quote=Vondur][url]http:/ /www.youtube.com/watch? v=Vzo0iHrivVQ& feature=PlayList& p=A6DA6FA565058E2A& index=9[/url][/quote]
    ouch. my mind hurts after that one :huh:
  • baba44713  - Agreed.
    I also wonder how come noone else complained about 5-second movies not lasting 5-seconds?

    Oh wait..
  • DiabolicalJC  - Fuck Fucking Deckard being a replicant
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    I liked the idea of Deckard being a replicant. I do, however, dislike the whole glowing eyes thing. Yeah, it looks pretty, but it renders the Voight-Kampff test needless.

    Oh, and the final cut is cinematic perfection. :cheer:
  • SickBritKid
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    Bleh. I liked the theatrical ending, myself.
  • darthawesome67  - I Agree, Fuck Deckard being a replicant
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    If Deckard is a replicant the whole point of the movie is lost and the main replicants ending speech is rendered pointless!!!
  • Dohguy
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    i think the point is that it is tragic for Deckard to be killing off his own kind without knowing it. At least that's what i can gather about the point of him being a replicant.
  • benzaie
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    GREAT
  • d11s  - Absolutely, perfectly...
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    hilarious.

    (and yeah - f*** Deckard being replicant!!!)
  • ZGDK
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    Philip K. Dick who wrote [i]Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep[/i], the novel [i]Blade Runner[/i] is based off of was the one who actually outed Deckard as a replicant, not Scott. Anyway great 5 Second Movie of a great movie!
  • d11s  - oh really?
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    Thanx on info about the book I've read when You were not even born, smartass.
    Besides: book's one, film's something slightly different (if You noticed) and my right to free interprete is something completly different. Cheers.
  • Nephilim
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    Heathen!
  • Stuash
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    The best 5 Second Movie I've seen since Doug Walker's 5 Second Movies.
  • antja  - YAWN
    I saw this movie for the first time a couple of years ago and I must agree with you. It was god damn boring as hell.
  • orwellianson  - WOO!
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    This was fantastic! Great job Bennet!
    I love Blade Runner ^_^
    Its my favorite Movie of all time!
  • Airguitar Demon
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    One of the greatest lines of dialogue in movie history - when the z's are removed - from the greatest sci-fi movie ever.
  • Rabid Biscuit  - Ehh...
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    I feel like a better 5 Second Movie of Blade Runner (that would actually only take about five seconds) would just be the part where Roy Batty's head comes through the bathroom wall. That kind of sums it up.

    And just to add my agreement to the group...no, Deckard isn't a replicant. That's stupid. If he was a replicant, the entire moral message of the film would be lost.
  • BatOtaku13
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    he is a replicant!
  • Dkad  - Hell yeah =)
    A very nice tribute by the way both funny and respectful, good work. =)
  • magicemperor
    This is going to get me a load of thumbs down, but I personally think [i]Blade Runner[/i] is highly overrated.

    With that said, this was hilarious. My sentiments exactly regarding the napping Deckard.
  • Denni
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    Interestingly, from interviews from those involved, Scott has said that he firmly believed that Dackard was a replicant, & shot the film that way.
    Yet, Ford thought that the audience needed a human to relate to, so was adamant that Deackard was human, & played him that way.

    So, no matter what the reality (of something fictional...) is, Deckard & the guy playing him believed that he was a human, so the message of the film remains in either case.
  • Lord_Crumb  - re: I... uh....
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    [quote=Vondur]I find the concept of 5 second movies great because you need to catch the element of the movie in 5 seconds. Watching a 30 sec + doesn't fit in that concept so the charm is gone.

    Maybe you should have 5 second moves in one place and then "5 second +" or "Less than a minute" movies someplace else?[/quote]

    Seriously, it isnt literal, its just a name that means "entire movie shortened" so stop getting your nickers in a twist, accept that this is indeed the internet and nobody will listen to you (unless of course they want to tell you that your worng)
  • Vondur
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    Dear mister Lord of Crumbs.

    I don't understand why people are so sensitive when someone comments on the essence of 5 sec movies and criticizes a clip that does not fit anywhere near 5 sec movie.

    You also say that noone listens to me and then I wonder why so many have given me thumbs up.
  • Actranser  - Wow....
    You managed to scrape out ALL the plot-holes in this movie right there,along with your possible response to all the defenders of this overrated piece of shit.
  • Dick Laurent
    Of course he was a replicant. Everybody knows that.
  • b_lowe085
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    He is not a replicant. I don't even understand how there's an argument for him being one. Well, yes I understand it. I just think its full of shit.
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