Watchmen (Benzaie)

(58 votes, average 4.60 out of 5)
Comments (67)
  • Stick
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    Yeah I think I've seen enough blue schlong to last several existances. Nice video dude!

  • Bryguy87  - haha
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    beauty in 13 seconds

  • Stevie
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    lol, that was a good one.

  • Star_Sage
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    I'll agree, the movie was an excellent distraction from my dull life. But where was my mutant alien thing! Sure, the new plan made a bit more sense, but still. I wanted to see it.

  • Chosen Zelos
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    who DIDn't want to see Manhatten's GODLIKE DICK!?


    ... sorry, I went to the movie with my very immature friends.


    funny videa.

  • thexj0ker
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    haha it was funny cause when we saw the movie friday night my friend kept turning to me and saying "wait isn't he supposed to be naked?"

    and then it showed his big dick.
    and his voice that i expected to be WAAAAAAAY different o.O

  • LordOrin
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    Augh, everyone in my theatre wouldn't shut up about his dick.
    Every time it was on screen, at least half a dozen people would be like "Whoo, it's his dick!"
    and I'd be all like 'Yes, you've all kindly pointed that out like a hundred times!'

    That makes this all the more hilarious though.

  • Jokers_Girl_4-ever  - Ugh...
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    I know the feeling! I mean, I'm pretty calm around nudity(I saw Equus twice, and although the nude scene was my favorite, it wasn't because they were naked, but because it ended in what I would call a Native American tribal dance), and the whole time I was there, the moviegoers HAD to point Manhattan's glowing dick out!!! All I could think was: Yeah, guys, REAL mature!!!

  • SomethingGerman
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    show me on the doll where dr manhattan touched you ben

  • Stammer
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    lol that was funny.

    Watchmen kicked ass! But holy crap, they should put a law against 3 hour movies. At least an intermission or something.

  • mrdurp4
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    there was no way we could have avoided thi thing. oh well the movie was great

  • Prodigs
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    THIS is what the film is about. Easily one of my favourite five second movies. :lol:

  • Oatmeal
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    Dr. Manhattan sounds very arrogant when he asks that question to Rorschach. That's funny.

  • Keroshino  - Attack of the Atomic Dong
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    i just saw the movie...it wasn't bad
    ----
    don't look at his penis
    don't look at his penis
    don't look at his penis
    AHHH...I looked :pinch: ...lol

    Rorschach was an awesome character tho..

  • 12sided
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    meh... I thought his nudity was handled quite well. I'm an art student so seeing someone naked in a non sexual way isn't a big thing for me, then again my friends also thought it was no big deal.

  • jjramsey  - FYI from the "Explaining the Joke" Dept.
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    The 5 seconds hardly explains the movie, of course, but it's a nice dig at the crowd thinking "OH NOES!" about the casual male nudity. But then, who could distill Watchmen into 5 seconds anyway? Zack Snyder had his job cut out for him just distilling it into just shy of three hours of film (which he did fairly well, IMHO).

    BTW, for those who haven't seen the movie yet, no, Dr. Manhattan does not really ask anyone, "Would you like to see my blue penis?"

  • Superfantastisch
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    Oh dear! Rorschach, come out of the closet already!

  • white-over-blue
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    bad movie with a good trailer. It always happens

  • Relick
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    *snicker* I was surprised that the movie DID show Doc Manhattan's penis, but it wasn't really that distracting. I found he looked more like a Grecian statue, not to mention that he was reborn, and nudity is generally a representative of that theme.

    And yes, I agree, that movie KICKED SO MUCH ASS!! My boyfriend and I were spazzing out at every turn and well after the credits rolled. :D

  • ThatGuyWithTheTurret

    I have to say, i loved the film.
    Yeah, the nudity was a bit annoying, and I wish the dong was toned down A BIT, (he's circumcised, for fucks sakes!) but it's not like it was horrible and nauseating in any way.
    Also, for some reason, my audience didn't really react to Manhattan's nude demeanor (at least, they didn't Scream), but they Did cheer every time Rorschach did something evil.
    Yup.
    Slash someone's head open with an axe repeatedly?
    WHOOO!!
    Burn a guy with french fry fat?
    CLAPCLAPCLAP!!
    Burn a cop alive? Shoot another with a Grappling Hook from point-blank?
    Yyyyeeaahhh!
    Me and my friend were just looking at eachother nervously the whole time... :lol:

  • laserlambert
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    It didn't kick very much ass.

  • Tezzle
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    I loved how some people in the theater were audibly uncomfortable when his penis was shown. GROW UP. You can google search with the safety on and find stuff more graphic.

  • girlwiththeglasses
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    LOL! great video..I hope "Chester A Bum" does a review..lol :0)

  • imdgr8st
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    Wow, I guess 2008 was a good year for wishing, huh? First Old vs. New came to be, then the Bum Review of Watchmen, both predicted on the comments.

  • boro_boy  - bright blue penis
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    theres no avoiding a bright blue penis on a cinema screen.

    made me feel kinda inadequate lol

  • pomermon
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    At least he wore some clothing when he was walking in Vietnam in his giant form. I was totally "Don't look his penis. Don't look his penis. Aaahg?!? He has clothing. Whew..."

  • jdude907
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    This. Movie. Is. GOD!

  • videogamesizzle
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    that was pretty much the extent of it. that, and watching two middle-aged costumed heroes getting it on.

    also, the movie was amazing.

  • thatgeekwiththejacket
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    Yeah I'm surprised about how much they got away with in that movie. It wasn't a bad movie but there was little action and the plot was confusing. Probably should have read it first.

  • Dark
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    I wish they would've destroyed New york with a Giant squid thing. =[

    And Rorschach didn't light the man on fire in his memories D:

    Oh well, Still worth 3 hours of my life. :D

  • Relick
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    Actually, I think the new ending better fit the context of the story than the original. While the original ending was great, there had to be cuts somewhere in the story to keep it from being too long, but still keeping in the info that you need to understand it. Fiddling with the ending, which really only changed the scapegoat used, was how they could achieve this. I thought it worked very well.

  • Lotus Prince
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    That...that didn't sum up the plot at all! :-D

  • Gunmoll
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    Great movie. But Manhattan's glowing, blue schlong really caught me off guard. And everytime it showed most of theaters would giggle like little girls.

    It was interesting, a little long, but definitely watchable if you have the patience. (Seriously, people were walking out of the theater an hour before it ended)

    The one thing that really disappointed me was the ending. I didn't really understand what Ozymandias was doing or why, or why they let him go in the end.

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