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written by darthsketch , June 23, 2008

!?

*Please do Nostalgia review of Battlefield earth. That movie was teriible, but I have fond memories of it. Mostly because of all the crappy collector items at Berger King that they made you pay extra for to get it with your value meal*

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written by damaster4u , June 23, 2008

lmao nice best one yet

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written by Sockfilms , June 23, 2008

was this the longest 5 second review made so far? lol but how could you reduce this long dragging movie to the normal around 20 seconds lol.
I hated the end of this movie.

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written by ctooner , June 23, 2008

Good job. Hated this movie.

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written by Curiosity Inc. , June 23, 2008

This perfectly sums up the flaw with AI: The filmmakers had a great premise and nothing to do with it.

This is truly the worst film of Spielberg's career, without a doubt. He of all people should have known that the narrative sucked on ice before signing on.

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written by ErynCerise , June 24, 2008

Always did feel that this movie would have been great overall had it just stopped at the first "The End" point as shown here. My solution to this problem, should I ever have to view this movie again? Press "stop" immediately at this more meaningful ending point. I would then tell anyone else watching with me that unless they want to be slapped in the face with a cream pie full of saccharine crap, the movie ends THERE. Period.

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written by kayla , June 24, 2008

hahaha the get on with it scared me, but it was very appropriate for this movie. I never knew a movie about robots could suck so very much...

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written by Vadakin , June 24, 2008

I agree...Battlefield Earth must be reviewed...the fate of the world depends on us human slaves learning how to fly ancient fighter jets so we can defeat the aliens who speak english but english spoken by humans sound like animal noises and humans who hear the aliens speak english also only hear animal noises and John Travolta has dreadlocks and it was supposed to be a trilogy and god help us if another one of those crap movies ever comes out and this is the longest sentence in the history of the world which was once a prison for aliens who were killed by hydrogen bombs dropped into volcanoes by the evil lord xenu and inspired travolta ro adapt Hubbards Battlefield Earth to the big screen thereby single handedly destroying a career that had been ruined before but then he made a comeback in Pulp Fiction which was pretty good but battlefield Earth isn't and I really need to breathe. Stop.

Battlefield Earth - It must be reviewed.

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written by Mattshadowslight , June 24, 2008

yea the "get on with it" guy, SCARED THE SH1T OUT OF ME! do not have ur headphones on full blast in the dark at 3 am. !!!!

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written by Frown , June 24, 2008

Wohoo! Five 5 sec movies in one!

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written by Daikun , June 24, 2008

Good job. I remember watching this film in theaters. Steven Speilberg drew the ending out too damn long. The only other movie that rivals this number of endings is Return of the King.

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written by Mahapurusalaksana , June 24, 2008

What a sucky movie. And what a great review!! or wat

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written by PinkDefiler , June 24, 2008

they dont lived happily ever after and so on and so forth.
the mother died after one day, and the cuddle bear stayed with them at the bed...

am I the only one who cried the shit of himself because of this bear? I cant believe it.

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written by Misfit Slacker , June 24, 2008

LOL. Yeah, I always felt the movie should have ended with the Blue Fairy. I don't think a single person I've talked to disagreed with my on this.

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written by estefan , June 24, 2008

Unlike everybody else, I really liked A.I. But, like everybody else, I disliked the tack-on Spielbergian ending.

Great video.

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written by Kalse , June 24, 2008

I suppose I will advocate a Nostalgia Critic review of Battlefield Earth. Anyways, I'm not the hugest fan of the 5 second movies. Nonetheless, this one was quite funny.

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written by Fyrus , June 24, 2008

haha, that was awesome

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written by Scottydukes , June 24, 2008

This movie flat-out SUCKED. One of the worst major-studio pieces of crap I have ever seen

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written by ClarkSavageJr , June 24, 2008

Another good one to have God come in and say "Get on with it" would have been the ending of Return of the King.

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written by kayla , June 24, 2008

yea the "get on with it" guy, SCARED THE SH1T OUT OF ME! do not have ur headphones on full blast in the dark at 3 am. !!!!

good to know i wasn't the only one...and i'm glad i wasn't in the dark when i saw it. the yelp that would have ensued would have woken everyone up lol

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written by Blizzard , June 24, 2008

A.I was the worst movie of all time. It was actually the first movie I turned off about half way through. No matter how bad a movie was I never turned it off because there was always some entertainment to be had. Whether it was horrible acting that was so bad it was funny. However A.I. was just horrible and so boring I just couldn't sit through it.

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written by thatguywiththecowlick , June 24, 2008

The get on with it guy...wasn't that God in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

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written by The G-Man , June 24, 2008

I agree with the three other people on battlefield earth. It has to be reviewed. That and maybe mac and me.

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written by Stuash , June 24, 2008

That wasn't 5 Seconds... It was 1:20! YOU LIIIEEEEEEE!!! Very funny by the way. Your best as of now... LIAAR!!!

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written by Slimybug , June 24, 2008

FINALLY!! I was beginning to think we would never see another 5 Second Movie!

Seriously, thowugh, why are people trashing A.I. so badly? It wasn't very good, I'll greant you, and the last tweny or so minutes shown on here were some of the most bizarre, I've ever seen, but seriously, worst film ever? Stop kidding yourself.

Spielberg's worst film ever, by far, is Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.

BTW, I think this even trumps Scarface as the longest "5 Second" Movie yet!

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written by He11jum9er , June 24, 2008

I thought the movie was good at the time, but now I realize it sucks..thank you NC!

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written by Gabz Girl , June 24, 2008

Awww, guys! Don't be so bloody harsh! D: I agree it should've stopped there where he sees the Blue Fairy statue but...come on! Also, the ending made me bawl my eyes out. ;~;

"GET ON WITH IIIIT!"

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written by WVsax27 , June 24, 2008

I don't care what you guys say, I LOVE this movie.

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written by thatkidwithnoglasses , June 24, 2008

lol that was funny

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written by Monado , June 24, 2008

I am glad you made a 5 second movie of AI, there was so much to make fun of.

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written by Miguelitro , June 24, 2008

Woah, new record. 1:20.

But then, you got on with it. That's the nicest part of all the story

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written by ChadVision , June 24, 2008

Longest 5 sec of my life...lol
One of your best yet

also like the first person who commented your movie said review Battlefield Earth!!! and the original Transformers movie from the 80's

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written by Alexjr1543 , June 25, 2008

The dubs are the best...

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written by Oatmeal , June 25, 2008

If that was 5 seconds, E.T. looks like Alf.

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written by Dove , June 25, 2008

That was epic

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written by Admin Alcazanar , June 25, 2008

This sums up the movie perfectly

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written by Kaffee , June 25, 2008

haha the god of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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written by Dataspel93 , June 26, 2008

haha best one so far

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written by mischa , June 26, 2008

When I was watching this movie and I so those aliens I thought; WTF!!! Did they just glued two different movies together?!
That was like having first 90 minutes, Star Wars Episode IV and the last 30 minutes, the Sixth Sense. incompatible

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written by HarleyQuinn , June 26, 2008

Please do Hairspray! I have a feeling it would be really funny. And maybe The Day After Tomarrow. That should be good. This really got the idea of AI.

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written by Jude93 , June 26, 2008

The first (and only) time I saw this movie it felt like it was 3 and a half or even 4 hours long! I frickin' hate this movie! The only good part is with the robotic bear toy...but that's it! This movie sucks!

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written by Lord Seth , June 26, 2008

The funniest thing is that there was STILL more to that ending...the mother could only be brought back for one day and then would've died. This 5-second movie was actually CUT DOWN from what it could have been.

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written by Gentleman , June 27, 2008

Wait what? People actually don't like this film? Could you please explain why in Nostalgia Critic form?

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written by Game_over , June 27, 2008

Wow. You're really good at this. Very creative.

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written by Lordifani , June 28, 2008

OMG, this is so funny! I thought it would never end...

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written by Sherae , June 28, 2008

Epic Good Job

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written by robase81 , June 28, 2008

wish i paid money to see this version in the theater lol instead of the original

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written by Econs311 , June 29, 2008

I never seen AI but with your sum up of it ... It sounds STUPID AS HELL.

Thank you, sir.

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written by Andrewk , June 29, 2008

So true. That movie just wouldn't end.

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written by wawathewaltzz , July 01, 2008

hahah good stuff but u need to review steel or water worlds pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee

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written by AdudenamedVince , July 02, 2008

Pretty good review, I liked the Holy Grail reference. Movie did look like it really dragged..... A LOT.

My video response to 'A.I. in Five Seconds'
written by Minic , July 02, 2008

http://tinyurl.com/4pyqaw

I was about to watch it for the first time when I decided to grab my video camera and talk a little.

The link's on the front page... how convenient.

I'll try and post an embed in my blog - or lack thereof - later.

Sad
written by Spencer126 , July 07, 2008

This movie was really sad... It even made my father cry. I have never seen him cry before or after that.

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written by jjthegamer , July 14, 2008

this movie made me cry and my mom my brother was to to cry but i know he was

Still too long
written by White Rabbit , July 26, 2008

TGWG, beautiful job with editing. I never was able to finish the original version, man what a piece o' shit.

Still Long... But
written by CrusherP , July 27, 2008

This was a very long 5 sec video, but it was pretty good. So now I don't have to watch the real movie

8.5-10

HELP!!!
written by codejunky , August 10, 2008

I can't view this video! Every other 5 sec movie on this site works fine except from this!

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written by UnluckyGamer , August 16, 2008

The movie seems to be bad but this sum up is so good

"And then... "Get on with it!" ...allright"

Make more pleae

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written by South_Parker , August 23, 2008

Haha Monty Python!

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written by Luigi , August 23, 2008

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. The GetOnWithItGuy scared the CRAP outta me !

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written by TheFandango , August 30, 2008

I just saw god, lol.

lolwut
written by CinemaZebra , September 08, 2008

GET ON WITH IT

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written by Tic-Tac , September 14, 2008

Too bad they forced a happy ending. Just like everyone else, I think it should have ended with the Blue Fairy underwater. But instead of a really good, sad movie they decided to give us some optimistic crap.

Personally I liked this movie.
written by BlueWaffle1929 , October 23, 2008

Yep I said that and went there.