A.I.

(42 votes, average 4.74 out of 5)
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Comments (83)
  • darthsketch

    !?

    *Please do Nostalgia review of Battlefield earth. That movie was teriible, but I have fond memories of it. Mostly because of all the crappy collector items at Berger King that they made you pay extra for to get it with your value meal*

  • IAMDeafSoGiveMeADollar

    Second comment!!! That was funny! ;D

  • damaster4u

    lmao nice :P best one yet

  • Sockfilms

    was this the longest 5 second review made so far? lol but how could you reduce this long dragging movie to the normal around 20 seconds lol.
    I hated the end of this movie.

  • Daffy

    Good job. Hated this movie.

  • Curiosity Inc

    This perfectly sums up the flaw with AI: The filmmakers had a great premise and nothing to do with it.

    This is truly the worst film of Spielberg's career, without a doubt. He of all people should have known that the narrative sucked on ice before signing on.

  • ErynCerise

    Always did feel that this movie would have been great overall had it just stopped at the first "The End" point as shown here. My solution to this problem, should I ever have to view this movie again? Press "stop" immediately at this more meaningful ending point. I would then tell anyone else watching with me that unless they want to be slapped in the face with a cream pie full of saccharine crap, the movie ends THERE. Period.

  • Z3BR4strike

    Yeah, that may be true, but you could just tell no producer would wanna greenlight that sad ending. People would've demanded closure, we dont like seeing sad ends and being reminded that life sucks. Movies are supposed to be an escape. ;) . Thats why Eagle Eye had that slapped on Rock band Promo, and why the Butterfly Effect Theatrical cut ended with the party.

  • kayla

    hahaha the get on with it scared me, but it was very appropriate for this movie. I never knew a movie about robots could suck so very much...

  • Vadakin

    I agree...Battlefield Earth must be reviewed...the fate of the world depends on us human slaves learning how to fly ancient fighter jets so we can defeat the aliens who speak english but english spoken by humans sound like animal noises and humans who hear the aliens speak english also only hear animal noises and John Travolta has dreadlocks and it was supposed to be a trilogy and god help us if another one of those crap movies ever comes out and this is the longest sentence in the history of the world which was once a prison for aliens who were killed by hydrogen bombs dropped into volcanoes by the evil lord xenu and inspired travolta ro adapt Hubbards Battlefield Earth to the big screen thereby single handedly destroying a career that had been ruined before but then he made a comeback in Pulp Fiction which was pretty good but battlefield Earth isn't and I really need to breathe. Stop.

    Battlefield Earth - It must be reviewed.

  • Mattshadowslight

    yea the "get on with it" guy, SCARED THE SH1T OUT OF ME! do not have ur headphones on full blast in the dark at 3 am. !!!!

  • Frown

    Wohoo! Five 5 sec movies in one!

  • Daikun

    Good job. I remember watching this film in theaters. Steven Speilberg drew the ending out too damn long. The only other movie that rivals this number of endings is Return of the King.

  • Mahapurusalaksana

    What a sucky movie. And what a great review!! or wat

  • PinkDefiler

    they dont lived happily ever after and so on and so forth.
    the mother died after one day, and the cuddle bear stayed with them at the bed...

    am I the only one who cried the shit of himself because of this bear? I cant believe it.

  • Misfit Slacker

    LOL. Yeah, I always felt the movie should have ended with the Blue Fairy. I don't think a single person I've talked to disagreed with my on this.

  • ThatFellowInTheCoat

    Unlike everybody else, I really liked A.I. But, like everybody else, I disliked the tack-on Spielbergian ending.

    Great video.

  • Kalse

    I suppose I will advocate a Nostalgia Critic review of Battlefield Earth. Anyways, I'm not the hugest fan of the 5 second movies. Nonetheless, this one was quite funny.

  • Fyrus

    haha, that was awesome

  • Scottydukes

    This movie flat-out SUCKED. One of the worst major-studio pieces of crap I have ever seen

  • ClarkSavageJr

    Another good one to have God come in and say "Get on with it" would have been the ending of Return of the King. :D

  • kayla
    Quote:
    yea the "get on with it" guy, SCARED THE SH1T OUT OF ME! do not have ur headphones on full blast in the dark at 3 am. !!!!

    good to know i wasn't the only one...and i'm glad i wasn't in the dark when i saw it. the yelp that would have ensued would have woken everyone up lol

  • Blizzard

    A.I was the worst movie of all time. It was actually the first movie I turned off about half way through. No matter how bad a movie was I never turned it off because there was always some entertainment to be had. Whether it was horrible acting that was so bad it was funny. However A.I. was just horrible and so boring I just couldn't sit through it.

  • thatguywiththecowlick

    The get on with it guy...wasn't that God in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

  • The G-Man

    I agree with the three other people on battlefield earth. It has to be reviewed. That and maybe mac and me.

  • Stuash

    That wasn't 5 Seconds... It was 1:20! YOU LIIIEEEEEEE!!! Very funny by the way. Your best as of now... LIAAR!!!

  • Slimybug

    FINALLY!! I was beginning to think we would never see another 5 Second Movie!

    Seriously, thowugh, why are people trashing A.I. so badly? It wasn't very good, I'll greant you, and the last tweny or so minutes shown on here were some of the most bizarre, I've ever seen, but seriously, worst film ever? Stop kidding yourself.

    Spielberg's worst film ever, by far, is Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.

    BTW, I think this even trumps Scarface as the longest "5 Second" Movie yet!

  • He11jum9er

    I thought the movie was good at the time, but now I realize it sucks..thank you NC!

  • Gabz Girl

    Awww, guys! Don't be so bloody harsh! D: I agree it should've stopped there where he sees the Blue Fairy statue but...come on! Also, the ending made me bawl my eyes out. ;~;

    "GET ON WITH IIIIT!"

  • WVsax27

    I don't care what you guys say, I LOVE this movie.

  • thatkidwithnoglasses

    lol that was funny ;D

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