Melancholia in 5 Seconds(Oancitizen)

(27 votes, average 3.81 out of 5)
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  • Jackass Mask
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    Sooooooo... a miss that succeeds through fancy trickery that may, or may not, have been intended.
  • Dwane
    It's Lars von Trier. Everything he makes is depressing.
  • Muddykipz
    What, no Kirsten Dunst tits?
  • LordNifty
    I'm reminded of an old cartoon ( I think it was Danger Mouse ) where aliens where painting planets in order to simulate a game similar to pool.
  • Tonicky
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    oh those wacky Red Dwafers =P
  • Gethenian
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    The strength of this man's hatred for all existence has clearly manifested in some kind of curse.

    Can we never watch anything by him again? At least unless we can stay inside your place or mine and pause it often? And possibly set up some various pagan shrines against evil around whatever device is broadcasting his sociopathic genius?
  • Podorojnik
    I thought the movie was great, and I'm fine with the hatred for all existence if it creates art.
  • Gethenian
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    In all honesty, I think most of Von Trier's work is absolutely brilliant, I just find his hateful world view and Nazi sympathizing easy to mock and just a little bit baffling in its extremity.
  • CatatonicBarbara
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    I just think he forgot that he wasn't in Denmark where people would just shrug him of because everyone knows he's a dick. And I think the comment was more offensive than intended because he really is terrible at wording things in english... He should have just said that he thought Susanne Bier was a bitch and dropped the whole nazi jew talk.
  • Pandia
    I completely agree.
    When I heard he got banned from Cannes because of his little "incident", I couldn't help but think they had overreacted a bit... On the other hand I was thinking: Why Trier, why did you feel the need to do that!!?
    Has he not heard of Godwin's law?
  • mrrubino
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    Cannes. France. Think about it.
  • mrrubino
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    Nazi sympathizing? Are we really still feigning outrage at that? Man, talk about succeeding beyond his wildest dreams.
    I think it was pretty obvious what he was saying. Watching Kirsten Dunst become uncomfortable in a way she no doubt never has been in her life was just a bonus.
  • BooRat
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    Ok, I get it the 2 planet collide in that movie! But I don't get the Red Dwarf joke... Maybe I need to see the movie!?
  • irias  - Hey Oan
    Can you review this movie ? A regular review like the one you did for Roland's recent movie.
  • jdreyfuss
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    Did Lars von Trier really release a statement where he said he was disappointed that the movie was too good? What an arrogant dick.
  • Cassave
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    It needs more Hitler sympathy and ripping off Tarkovsky.
  • Medication102
    Wow...newsflash guy...these aren't funny anymore...
  • Moeez  - Melancholia
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    Amazing movie. Waiting for a review!
  • DHos
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    So, that is the art film version of "in 5 seconds" huh?
    60 seconds? Well those things do seem 12 times longer.

    So in the end the movie is just a fooled you? Ok, thanks for the warning.
  • Moeez  - This is not his opinion
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    This 5 seconds says nothing of what he thinks on the quality of the movie. His twitter: "Oh, and Melancholia was good. Wonderful visuals and thematically solid, if not astronomically solid."

    He just thought of making a referential joke, so hip now with all that Family Guy! @_@
  • Captain Siberia
    What we've got here is failure to communicate. Because this video says absolutely nothing about the actual film, there is no joke. It just eats up a minute of time for no reason.
  • Podorojnik
    I'm gona have to agree with that statement.
  • Mister Beefy
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    5 second movies aren't really supposed to say something about the movie, it's more or less about grabbing onto something identifiable about the plot, characters, etc. and turning it into a quick joke or non-joke. In this case, Melancholia has planets smashing into each other, so the reference to Red Dwarf where Lister is playing galactic snooker is a good fit, imo.
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