"I pity the fool!"

Nice job with the whiny voices too.

Wow, was that actually five seconds? That was fast!

Pretty much sums it up.

That high pitched "Yay!" at the end had me in tears

Yep, "Myeh meh" sums up the movie perfectly.

That really fits in well.
Love the whiny noises.

j/k yeah it really does follow that story arc of whines... hello Cloud... yay! not a very plot filled movie thats for sure

*claps* that was hilarious. Thanks Suede.

Great job, Suede

i hope you didnt do this coz i did my ff7 in 5 seconds

Dude, you may have to fandub this whole movie, because this is far better dialog than the original. XD

That really sums up the essential mood of the whole film: The main characters, bitching and whining about everything.

Success!!!

Well, that's true ;D

Awesome review ^^

Heh so true
Cloud is whining kid.

This is the most accurate representation of the film I've ever seen. I just hope the "complete" version that gets released on blu-ray is better.

this still goes down as the worst movie i've ever seen. wat a pile of garbage

this 5sec video was 10000x bter great job

Pretty accurate. I still like the movie, though. Not because of the storyline but because of how well it looks. I look at it as more of a display of the technology at the time. I can see why people would hate it, however.

This actually made more sense than the full lenght movie.

I totally agree. LOL

perfect, you managed to make it a a better film

hahahahaha, gotdamn mr-t has the biggest of all arm mounts, it whould really rip his shoulder apart when fireing

Brilliant, that's basicaly the movie...and the game as well

As much as I like this film. I have to admit, this was both funny and true

Barrett as Mr T made me die laughing

hmmm, i have to agree with this one, the english one sounds whiny as hell, but i don't think i've actually heard an angsty whiny japanese voice before...and i've been to japan. so sub, dont dub. the movie is itself overrated but pretty, and that was quite a good take on the film itself

Read my mail Nostalgia Critic!

Hahaaha, nice.

awesome job suedey, and silverfang, wtf.......just wtf

Yep. That's the movie in a nutshell. At least it was a pretty train wreck. And the characters weren't buried somewhere at the bottom of the Uncanny Valley like the ones from Spirits Within.

Hahaha, great: I pity the fool!

Keep 'em Coming!;D

You saved me 2 hours.

that works and is very accurate of all the games and movies