Casino Royale in 5 Seconds (Welshy)

Written by Welshy Wednesday, 17 November 2010 00:30

(67 votes, average 4.09 out of 5)

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Comments (26)

11.17.2010 - 01:22 | Slick_richie - hahah

that was funny.
have no intention of ever watching that film cause i prefere the 1969 version

11.17.2010 - 14:43 | pariah

That was funny, yes, but i have no intention of watching this version because i fucking hated the '69 version.

Strange how a disagreement brings us to the same conclusion.

11.17.2010 - 18:29 | Cicigoi

the new casino royale was AWESOME!!! although i hate the ending. daniel craig plays a very good bond, tho

11.17.2010 - 01:38 | Animikean

We're gonna need another Timmy (I mean 007)

Beautifully done and impeccably edited Welshy :D

11.17.2010 - 02:14 | Fyrmer

Will I get thumbed down if I say this wasn't funny? At all?

Well, this wasn't funny. At all.

11.17.2010 - 09:14 | Welshy

To be fair, if you'd just said "I didn't find this funny at all" you'd have had a lesser chance of being thumbed down. Asking the question "Will I get thumbed down" is like saying "Whatever you do, don't look down" when you're at a high point. People will instantly do it just because you mentioned it.

11.17.2010 - 05:03 | NOTYETUSEDNAME

Hi Welshy! Congratulations on getting Channel Awesome status. When I gave you and The Sad Panda the Great Blogger's Tribute, I KNEW you both were going to get signed to the Majors. How fitting that your first Blog ever is the first solo project the site posts for CA. It's also one of your best ones. The editing of Casino Royale and Goldfinger was FLAWLESS! I can't wait to see your phenomenal portfolio of art be unveiled here on the main page, my friend. Peace.

11.17.2010 - 06:56 | jalford

It was like, "Oooh, yeah! We're gonna see the new James Bond get in a totally cool Bondmobile chase!", and then they pulled this Wile E. Coyote horseshit! And I thought the chase in the ice castle from the previous Bond flick was stupid!

11.17.2010 - 07:01 | Fluffyman

No that "Die Another Day" chase is still the epitome of stupidity in James Bond, especially the awful para-sailing CG sequence that took place prior to it.

11.17.2010 - 09:17 | Welshy

I'll be honest, I did feel the wind get taken out my sails when I originally saw that crash in the cinema, but when I thought about it I realised how brilliant it was. As Bond fans, EVERYONE would have been expecting this amazing chase with gadgets and cars and explosions and "just" when we're about to see it, the film-makers take it away in a spectacular real crash (no special effects) and the fall out was even better for me because Bond doesn't just bounce back from that and start taking people out. He's knocked out and legit hurt and it lead to the torture scene which was a fantastic stand off between the hero and villain.

11.17.2010 - 07:03 | Fluffyman

So this is what you meant of Bond not being so superhuman in this movie compared to "Quantum of Solace."

Nice job Welshy.

11.17.2010 - 09:05 | Kavalden

God I remeber that scene the car most have rolled about 3 miles down the road. And it broke my heart to see that car get destroyed why do they do these things to such beautiful cars

11.17.2010 - 12:29 | DarkMessiah

Ahh, so THAT'S why there are so many 007s. They keep rolling their cars over cliffs.

MI6 needs to take their new agents on a cliff-side driving test.

11.17.2010 - 13:27 | Twelfth Doctor

You didn't include "To the Right!" at the end? XP

11.17.2010 - 13:47 | Boomstick69

Casino Royale is the most exiting episode of Full Tilt Poker I have ever seen.

11.17.2010 - 15:10 | NostalgiaKid1

That wasn't 5 seconds. That was more or less 20.

11.17.2010 - 18:05 | Darks63

awesome welshy u gonna start to be more regular on this site?

11.17.2010 - 18:36 | David2

Actually that's Casino Royale the way it SHOULD have been done!!!

11.18.2010 - 15:16 | Pyrtzi

Rather funny. Casino Royale is one of my favourite bond-films.