Anime in 5 Seconds (Jesuotaku)

(162 votes, average 4.13 out of 5)
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  • mlsterben
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    Nah, it's boobs.

    [img]http:// i201.photobucket.com/ albums/aa132/askrob/ Anime/HolyCrapBOOBS.jpg[/ img]

    Anime is just about boobs.
  • LikaLaruku
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    Guh, the purple-haired chick looks like Shaisuke-kun with boobs....mindfuckery!

    That cameltoe is gonna give me nightmares.
  • nightomen  - GAAAAAHHH!!!!
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    EIKEN!!!!!
    Never agaaaaaaiiiiin...
  • SELJ
    Sir you have put the best first comment EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! :woohoo:
  • The Crimsyn Prinny
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    :lol: I think ALL "1st" comments should be this interesting :D
  • Thoadthetoad
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    BEST.

    FIRST COMMENT.

    EVER.

  • Deltora
    Is that a pink haired boy with tits?
  • SpyHunter29
    Boobs, Ozzy?
    These filmmakers are ****ing boobs!

    ...Can't believe I was able to use that in context.
  • IAmAMan
    ya think B)
  • morius
    What's with them always putting the popsicle like that? There seems to be a trend of putting stuff in the characters' mouths
  • david wev  - DAMN!!
    i mean... really, that little pink haired girl... shes like 10 years old and has melons bigger than pumpkins! :gah: :gah: :scared:
  • jurf-rokstar
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    Fucking hilarious. That's exactly how I think some of these anime stories come about.
  • SilvarusLupus  - re:
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    [quote=mlsterben]Nah, it's boobs.

    [img]http:// i201.photobucket.com/ albums/aa132/askrob/ Anime/HolyCrapBOOBS.jpg[/ img]

    Anime is just about boobs.[/quote]
    God dammit. Eiken Club go away! NO ONE LOVES YOU!!!

    I knew that voice clip was from Welcome to the NHK. I'm such an anime nerd.
  • pharmmajor
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    And here I thought anime inspiration came from copious drug use.
  • LikaLaruku
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    Furi-Kuri, Abenobashi, Excel Saga, Photon, Hale Nochi Goo, DiGi Charat, Puni Puni Poemi, & Colorful probably did.
  • Eniac
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    Don't forget Azumanga Daioh, that was one truckload of drugs (Osaka wins)
  • Torn Tops  - I don't get it
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    I know this shouldn't be taken seriously but to attempt to actually define the entire genre of Japanese animation in 5 seconds is unfathomable.
    This is mainly due in regards to the fact we would forget to mention those with a great story such as Ergo Proxy or Monster.

    Perhaps I just don't get it, maybe that's why I don't think it's funny. Either way I'm just going to get flamed for having an honest opinion of indifference so I should probably just keep my internet mouth shut so as to avoid any unnecessary confrontation. :S
  • cartoonguywalky
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    I respect your opinion. Not everyone is going to negative thumb you for having a different opinion from the norm. And it adds variety, which I also appreciate. :)
  • Torn Tops
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    Thank you, I'm actually surprised to have seen mutual respect towards an opposing opinion so soon.

    Honestly the only thing that really bugs is the fact that this is supposed to be anime in 5 seconds yet all we're given is a single comedy bit that doesn't really stand as a good demonstration for anime as whole.

    And yes, I already said it, I know it's not supposed to be taken seriously; I just wished it had a different title, you know? :unsure:
  • cartoonguywalky
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    Don't worry, I understand. Perhaps a better title would have been "Another Typical Ecchi Series in 20 sec." I dunno, I'm just tossin' names, at this point. :lol:
  • KyaStar
    Yet many of these plot points are used in non-ecchi series, though most I can think of are very Shojou in nature.
  • cartoonguywalky
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    I guessed...I goofed. Heh, my bad. :confused:
  • KyaStar
    I think it's fine if you don't like JOs new video, but I think you're over thinking it. It's just pointing out some over-used cliches found in anime to make 'the ultimate anime'. I could easily name five different manga titles for each scenario... (Okay, So truthfully I would have to search because I have long since forgotten the title names... but I have read them, and someone more obsessive than I would have remembered.)

    It could have gone on to mention the ninjas, demons, the magical crystal, and how she dies but is brought back to life, but every anime cliche would take a looong time.

    Anime and manga are full of wonderful, insane, and sometimes overused plot-points, but aren't all forms of media crammed full of cliches? (NC's new video is about his favorite cliche's)

    Anime is just a little more 'special' by having things for cliché's that just sound so ridiculous out of context. Anime=Love
  • Torn Tops
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    Well, that sums up everything quite nicely :cheer:
  • cartoonguywalky
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    I guess I'm not the only one who is open to different opinions.
  • mr_rubino
    No, silly. Anime= RABU.
  • matt0044  - You know what?
    There should be a Top 11 Anime Cliches video

    That would be cool. :woohoo:
  • JesuOtaku
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    [quote]yet all we're given is a single comedy bit that doesn't really stand as a good demonstration for anime as whole.[/quote]

    ...but why would you expect serious analysis in a five second movies video? Don't you always click on those for a quick cheap joke? That's all this is.

    This is a gag video, it's a throwaway, it's a quick jab. "But...Monster isn't like that! Fullmetal Alchemist isn't like that!" It's not an argument, guys, it's a "lolbutts" moment. I had to fill a slot this week and have been too busy to finish anything large-scale.

    ...I think this is why I tend to do serious review videos. The internet is very easily offended. Of COURSE all anime is not like what's in this video, just a significant portion of it. Every "in 5 seconds" movie is a generalization that doesn't really sum up the whole movie or whole subject as in some videos like this one. I actually did consider making the video "boobs and explosions!" but thought that would be lazier and not as funny. Apparently that's what people think is funnier so...my mistake?

    ...Come to think of it, I officially stop trying to be funny. :unsure: People just don't take to it well unless I'm mostly being super-analytical with a few jokes every once in a while. :D
  • cartoonguywalky
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    Sure, 5 second movies can be nice quick lil' gags, but they can also sum up a movie in it's entirety. No offense, really, but perhaps if there was a little less focus on the cliche story telling, and more on a description of what the Japanese animation genre is like and why it's special, I believe that would improve this lil' 5 second movie. OR, describe Japanese animation, and THEN use a clip of, say, Ikki Tousen or Queen's Blade (God,I think I really hate that show) to show that creators are wasting talent creating stupid stuff (sort of like this, but I think the build-up would have a better pay off). That's my suggestion, if there is ever a part two.
    Still, I'll give you a "B+" for trying.
  • Torn Tops
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    Oh I'm not offended at all. :0

    Honestly, looking again, I think this whole controversy revolves around the fact that I have not seen "Welcome to the NHK" nor have I watched animes with the cliches mentioned, so the whole joke becomes really lost to me and that's why I became confused. :confused:

    I was just standing up for some animes that I really enjoy for their deep storyline.

    By the way, it always sucks when someone tries to be funny but is not received well for it.
    I think you're pretty funny, I just don't know the common cliches.

    I should probably watch more anime so I can spot them.
  • KyaStar
    *hug* I like the funny!!!
  • Phred
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    You do know that all Five Second (fill in the blank)'s are all pretty silly by nature right? Remember MST3K, it's just a cheap gag, no need to over think it.
  • mr_rubino
    No, you're going to get flamed for that last line. Yes, you're such an iconoclast and free-thinker persecuted for having an opinion different from th-- *yaaaaaawn* Next.
  • cartoonguywalky
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    Now that is absolutely rude and uncalled for. And here I thought the TGWTG community was much more respectable of opinions than this. :angry:
  • mr_rubino
    :S Pardon me, I think I just dry-heaved. Again, noone cares about his unique and special opinion.
    But pointing out how unique and special your opinion is before anybody has had a chance to reply is just attention whoring. If you think yourself such an expert on human behavior, become a sociologist.
  • Torn Tops
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    Woah now, lets not get so up and antsy about a simple comment, eh?

    We'll just leave it as is and have a nice breakfast in the morning. :woohoo:
  • mr_rubino
    I'm sorry, but I fear if I see you two flirting any more, I'm going to revisit my fourthmeal.
  • Torn Tops
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    Well lets hope it was a delicious meal. :lol:

    And no need to be sorry, everyone has a misinterpretation sometimes.

    Now lets all just sit back, relax, and enjoy it for what it is. Yep, I'm pretty much over everything I said before. :P
  • MissAshley
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    [i]But pointing out how unique and special your opinion is before anybody has had a chance to reply is just attention whoring.[/i]

    Pst, pointing out potential whoring is, you guessed it, attention whoring. Oh no, now I'm doing it, too!

    It's contagious!
  • Kuoh
    Wow that was painfully unfunny, good job
  • Titanaman  - Very Good.
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    I am so happy you decided to go with Welcome to the NHK as the primary parody for this, as their gal game was the quintessential anime themes for all of us cool fans.

    Awesome job my friend. So true...so true...
  • LikaLaruku
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    NHK as in Neo Hong Kong?
  • mr_rubino
    No. It's Neon Halogen Kafka, the newest re-re-re-imagining of Evangelion. New characters include the Robo-Shinji and a mascot character that's really Kaworu in another form.

    EDIT: Almost forgot: 70% more fetishization of Rei. And 30% more baloney-pony.
  • LikaLaruku
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    Kaworu was the only Eva character I liked. I'm kinda suprised that I hated Asuka; I usually love bitchy redheads. Perhaps if she'd killed Shinji....

    Anyway, anyone who grew up watching Korean music videos is immidiately going to think Neo Hong Kong.
  • Nyar
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    That was freaking hilarious JO!
  • LikaLaruku
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    Wait! I want to see what happens next! :confused:
  • Zersk
    And she turns out to be a pirate ninja!

    And the guy walks in while she's in the shower!

    And slo-mo!
  • LikaLaruku
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    Sounds like Juubei-Chan.
  • Fiang
    XDD Omg, yes. ((It might just be me, but are the slow motion shower scenes and the panty shots getting a little old right about now?))
  • IntFam
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    Excellent use of Welcome to the NHK :P God I love that show.
  • KyaStar  - Silly=Good
    Funny stuff. :D

    Honestly... I think some people might be taking anime a little too seriously if they are upset by this. There are very clear trends and cliche plots when I comes to anime. It doesn't mean the series isn't good if it uses then--it just means that plot point has been used in other series before.

    -Oh I think you forgot about the subplot of the half-demon... ;)
  • Torn Tops
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    Not upset, but I understand the message that is being conveyed. :)
  • TheWarbeast
    Damn JO I see people like spamming you with Eiken

    One show that is the very line between hentai and fan-service


    Haha the NHK is in the real world now.I'm afraid
  • SuperBigJoe
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    I wouldn't be surprised if most of the folks who find this video unfunny is because they also find it "offensive".
  • whatever42
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    Yeah ...

    That does sum up a good amount of anime right there. :D

    Not to give the impression that I don't like anime, which I do. ;)
  • Carlitonsp
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    Why were they taking their Clothes off?
  • Tarivoxic
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    This video = every moe show EVAR!!!
  • evilangel
    makes sense to me
  • Zearth
    Ahh, the common Otaku. Fear its boundless insanity, the the fruits of its manic labors.

    Nice work, JO. Can't wait for your next video. ^_^
  • AFDex16
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    WELCOME TO THE NHK FTFW!!!! :woohoo: :woohoo:
  • HaruhiSuzumiyaFan
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    and of course, used to attract viewers, the catchy theme song
  • Angrygamersoldier2010
    There was a thread on a forum i was looking at like this. Oh god i lol'd.
  • Eniac
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    What about Shounen in 5 lines?

    Villain: "I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD, OF COURSE!"
    Hero: "I WILL STOP YOU WITH POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!"
    Villain: "O NOOO! MY ARMY OF INVINCIBLE ROBOOoooooooots..."
    Hero: "YEEY!"
    Villain: "Let's be friends now :3"
  • Phred  - Absolutely Ridiculous!
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    Sometimes there aren't robots.
  • ElderVIII
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    Oh, absolutely had to be that scene from NHK.

    And really, that would be the most awesome thing ever produced.
  • FunkyM
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    Sounds like more Moecrap.

    Moe moe... stop!
  • Spanky-Dingle  - re:
    [quote=mlsterben]Nah, it's boobs.

    [img]http:// i201.photobucket.com/ albums/aa132/askrob/ Anime/HolyCrapBOOBS.jpg[/ img]

    Anime is just about boobs.[/quote]

    I am so glad I never finished watching Eiken. I probably would have beaten myself retarded with a plastic snow shovel if I had to watch the whole thing.
  • mlsterben
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    I like how you assumed I knew what anime I was referencing. :P That picture is from a Google search for "anime boobs" with the safety filter on. :D
  • baronight
    I think JO just point out most of the cliche anime in the market...just like hollywood movie and pretty much everything else, recycle of idea is something people do
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