Nights JoD in 5 Seconds (Benzaie)

(119 votes, average 4.89 out of 5)
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Comments (72)
  • Cobvious
    Should this game be featured on gamefap?
  • DaxStrife
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    Creeeepy. :dry:
    Awesome reaction shots, Benzaie.
  • Neo Ultra Mike
    Yeah I find it hard that the guy whose theme song goes "Yo my name's Benzaie and you know how I like touching guy" and had an alter ego who enjoyed Rapeplay would really be disgusted by something like that. I do see what you mean though: I mean it almost sounded like they WANTED it to be taken as sexual innuendo. I mean really they had to have known how it could be taken right?

  • Mucca
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    Clearly someone doesn't understand the word "joke"

    Unrelated note, there appears to be some broken HTML coding next to the rating thing.
  • mecham
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    Okay, honestly, when I played the game, I don't know if my mind wasn't as dirty, but that thing didn't seem apparent to me.

    Thank you for the 'endless possibilities'. :P
  • cartoonguywalky
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    Wow, that's a bit awkward. So, Nights is genderless, right?
  • riddle_me_this
    Don't worry Benzaie. I think British people are weird too.
  • Ameute
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    I've always hear and seen that game but never played or watch someone play.... was that s*it for real? 0_o
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    I didn't know Nights was a Lesbian Pedophile.... o_o
  • LikaLaruku
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    Nights isn't female. Does that make it even creepier?

    If I recall, the dialogue between Nights & Reala is gust as suggestive.
  • H2O
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    My thoughts exactly!
  • RolePlayHumor
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    Wow a game that made Benzie walk away with its dirtyness..I never thought I'd see the day XD
  • Hariman
    But would it make Bennett The Sage walk away?

    Probably not.

    Great video Benzaie, 5 stars! If only I'd walked away that fast when I played that game.

    Seriously folks, buy a Sega Saturn and get the original Nights: Into Dreams. It's far better.
  • RedFox0008
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    I had the same reaction when I played the Wii Nights game....

    :0
  • Chris P Bacon
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    I have the game and my reaction was entirely the same, this wasn't even edited for extra hilarity, it's just how it is.

    Also, hand over that Brutal Legend hand!
  • whatever42
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    I've only heard some good things about Nights here and there. I've never played it, so I didn't know about this. While watching, I'd have to say my reactions were pretty much the same as yours. :lol:

    Nice video Benzaie. I hope you make a few more of these soon, especially if they're like this. ;)
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    They should have gotten Arleen Sorkin to do the voice of Night. That would have been awesome.
  • The Crimsyn Prinny
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    :D oh my gosh LOL I never thought of it that wayXD
  • LikaLaruku
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    That's really not an appropriate voice for a hermaphrodite. Should have gone with something more androgenous.
  • axlryder
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    being a hermaphrodite is have both sex organs, which I don't think is the case with Nights.
  • Semudara
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    He meant androgynous. And he's right, that voice sounds too female-- what were they thinking?
  • Quadraxis14
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    Sega is just laughing at themselves now, right? Right??

    My brain hurts.

    The only thing that could make this situation more hilarious would be if a seven year old was playing this game with his dad and they saw this cutscene. The horrified and confused expressions, just classic. :silly:
  • PIE!!!
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    Nights has a nice British voice.
  • jjflash
    Ewwww. The Dreamworld is creepy as fuck.

    Loved the expression on your face though, Benzaie. :cheer:
  • papaprinny
    That was about the reaction I had to Journey of Dreams: To run. Damn shame. JoD is like a $20 bill beneath a pile of horse crap. It's a $20 bill, but you have to dig through the horse crap to get to it. The core gameplay that made the original great is there, but they've piled all this boring, contrived, uninteresting, unskippable crap on top of it that just ruins the whole shebang.
  • MPSai
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    Worst... sequel .. ever. We waited 11 years for another NiGHTS game, Sega. Goddamn you, god. damn. yoooou. :(
  • angel85
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    GREAT game, very awkwardly described power...
  • Sonicrose
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    Agreed. I love the game, and they did make it well but... first off, I'm not a fan of the voice they got for NiGHTs and two.. yes that is an awkward way of describing his powers.

    And three, I think of NiGHTs as being male, however, I believe he is not supposed to be identified as either sex. NiGHTs is never mentioned as male or female in the original booklet that came with it for example.
  • Celdia
    This franchise was ruined as soon as someone came up with the idea to voice the characters.
  • imTKA
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    the reactions are priceless :D
    awesome work!
  • Guderheinz
    Oh man... That reaction was totally NOT Benzaie! Well acted, but not "in character" at all.
  • Deimos1984rd
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    [color=green] aah.....AHHH.....[size=la rge]AAAAH!!![/size] [size=small]What the hell???? I'm not touching anything!!![/size][/ color]
  • Sl0th
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    Uh... Huh.

    Does anyone have Chris Hansen's phone number on 'em? I think he might need to sit Nights down for a little chat.
  • Francisco_Super_Deluxe
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    Wow, I pretty much had the same reaction when I first put Nights JoD into my Wii... *shudders*
  • PhillipC
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    He's obviously NOT interested in that sort of thing. ;3
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