Kickassia in 5 Seconds

(221 votes, average 4.85 out of 5)
Comments (81)
  • wonderBOY316
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    what are you going to do next year
  • GrouchoMarxist
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    The same thing he does every year, I suppose.

    Try to take over the world!
  • SteveJones313
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    Such a simple joke, yet an epic one. XD
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    Well, I think so. But if Jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?
  • Lotus Prince  - re:
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    [quote=wonderBOY316]what are you going to do next year[/quote]

    You're kidding, right? God forbid you comment on THIS video.
  • Edungeon  - Uhum
    Uhum
  • VladDrakken
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    Hey I call foul, that was more then 5 seconds XD
  • moonloon
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    It's always more than five seconds.

    It's um... five... TGwtG-Seconds.

    New measurement of time, yay!

    ( On a different note: "Mmmmhmmm." )
  • vid3oman64
    This is quite accurate.

    More importantly, IS THIS DOUG SAYING HE IS RETURNING TO FIVE SECOND MOVIES?! :O
  • Cferra  - re:
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    [quote=vid3oman64]This is quite accurate.

    More importantly, IS THIS DOUG SAYING HE IS RETURNING TO FIVE SECOND MOVIES?! :O[/quote]

    Um. No. This is more than likely a one-off thing. A special video.

    It is pretty cool though.
  • vid3oman64
    I... I know.

    Just crush my dreams though. :(
  • Katachu  - re:
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    [quote=vid3oman64]This is quite accurate.

    More importantly, IS THIS DOUG SAYING HE IS RETURNING TO FIVE SECOND MOVIES?! :O[/quote]

    More than likely not. 5 second movies would work if the ads were shorter (not that I'm complaining about the ads, I'm not. I like that the ads support the show).

    The ads:content ratio is kind of unreasonable for a 5 second movie (You're spending more time watching the ad than you are watching the content)
  • JunkWatcher
    You can remove the add by clicking on it and then closing the new window.
  • Dead Planet  - Nice...
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    Thanx Critic, for giving us a new proper "...in 5 seconds". It was very...
    ...in 5 seconds-like.

    I saw this the other day after watching Free Willy, it was in the "recommended" section after the video. Always watch the video till the end, people, you never know what treats and treasures are hidden there.
  • snakestealth24
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    They said that epic tale of Kickassia could not be contained in 5 seconds they were wrong
  • KingGramJohnson  - One Word
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    Only one word to describe this: "Legendary"!
  • DickDan
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    You mean legend wait for it...























    dary
  • Trillion
    Nostalgia Chick's maniacal laughter is hilarious!
  • Mac
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    Using Phealous' line at the end was brilliant!
  • IAmAMan
    yea that's what i thought ;)
  • Fluffyman
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    Still the master of "Five Second Movies" Doug, even with your own work. :)
  • A-ninja
    3-D lee shoulda been in there
  • Quantum Wolf
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    Phelous: Well THAT didn't work!

    Pretty much sums up Kickassia right there. Wish there was one for the first year Brawl though.
  • whatever42
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    That was exactly what I was going to say. :lol:

    Still though, great 5 second movie Doug. Even though it is most definitely a one-off thing, it's nice to see you back at it. :)
  • takineko
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    Yep, that was basically it-- minus all the HILARIOUS diologue, that was it.
  • Eniac
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    "HMM-hmm" :D
  • JeanJacket
    1. Further proof that Kickassia qualifies as a movie :D

    2. Best 5-second movie EVER. XD
  • Bladebrent  - one word
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    lol
  • The Monster Guy
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    An awesome summary of an even more awesome mini-series. :D Keep up the good work, guys!
  • Shadowsniper1942  - dvd?
    Will there be a kickassia dvd? i would pay BIG bucks to get it. :woohoo:
  • Tenmar
    I swear Jewwario got the most roles of spurting out the nonsense and was probably the most physical actor in the movie. He did a good job.

    I just loved the Kickassia movie though. Shame Handsome Tom didn't get many lines.
  • Neo Ultra Mike
    Heh probably too late to do now but what would a Bum review be like of Kickassia? I mean I'm sure NC knows there are a few things in Kickassia that'd be ripe for the bum to pick apart. Still great vid. I've seen other Kickassia in 5 seconds (though by each piece not as a whole) but this one summed it up well: don't try to take over lands or you'll wind up consumed by power, beaten up by insaneo, and chased with weapons by your own crew.
  • Deimos1984rd
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    [color=green]5 seconds of [size=large][b]COMPLETE INSANITY!!!![/b][/size] Epic insanity.[/color]
  • Inverted D
    Totally epic. I loved it. Can't wait for the Troll in Central Park Review.
  • Otacon
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    MICHAEL BAY-BA-BLOSIONS!!!!!!!
  • BabyImplosion
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    hilarious and perfect summary of kickassia.

    thanks for doing another one of these
  • Swat
    I think that summed up the awesomeness of Kickassia pretty well!
  • The Hardcore Kid
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    My God, it's like a Michael Bay movie...except it makes SENSE! :cheer:
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