Clash of the Titans in 5 Seconds (Benzaie)

(79 votes, average 3.48 out of 5)
Comments (19)
  • Lotus Prince
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    I love these five-second videos. Unicorns are kickass indeed. Robot Unicorn Attack is proof enough of that. :)

    Also, congratulations on the new shirt!
  • The Hardcore Kid
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    Orgazmo = the movie that redefines the term "Release the kraken" in many bizarre and erotic ways. ;)
  • Mikon
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    I'm sorry, but I can't support tacking on an advertisement to a video that short.
  • Apathetic One
    [b]Only Robot Unicorns kick-ass..[/b]
  • Adrenal Lynn
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    Well, I've seen worse, and it definitely made me laugh. :3

    The shirt advertisement seemed a little self-serving, but hell, it's your video.
  • benzaie
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    Well the advert is here to give the video a bit of flesh, otherwise it would litterally be about 5 seconds...and I realized that I never announced that shirts of my show were available...

    Plus the blip ads are crap these days AND selling shirts helps the site itself more than it does help me... so don't see there some kind of personnal interest man ;)
  • DanMan
    Wow, that was interesting.

    ANYWAYS, nice shirt. :)
  • TheBlackMage
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    Further proving my point that Benzaie would never, EVER sell out. BTW, DRINK PEPSI!
  • SpiderSlayr
    I thank Sam Worthington for bringing unicorns back into the limelight.

    It made me laugh, but it sucks because I know most of the comments on this page are going to be about the advertisement. Seriously though guys, it's not that big of a deal and I think Benzaie has done more than enough to put up an ad at the end of one of his videos.
  • dennisrossonero  - Really?
    oh come on benzaie! you don't even try anymore.
    i'm sorry to say this but you haven't made one simply good 5sec movie.
  • benzaie
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    Well I still find it funny, everybody's got his own sensibility you know... I remember my 5 sec Watchmen/the Fly and Alien Resurrestion getting lots of good comments...

    too bad you don't like these....
  • Fishtank
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    they threw away Bubo!
  • Titanaman
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    That movie was an abomination. It was an absolute raping of the original 80's classic. I cherish that old movie, and Hollywood ripped it apart with bright flashy colors, a complete lack of knowledge for Greek mythology, and some piss-poor acting.
  • mindless
    Plese make more Lets Play Heavy Rain, its been too long, i'm going into withdrawls :)
  • LoZfan24
    got to love the Phoenix wright refrences
  • CriticKitty  - ....
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    Not really funny. Like, at all.

    You had this big budget movie which many critics rated mediocre. A film which had plenty of problems worth addressing. A film which admitted that it was introduced in 3D *purely* due to Avatar's success in the 3D market. And you couldn't produce [b]anything[/b] funny about it?

    I tsk at you, sir. And here I thought you hit your low when you made the 5 second review of Avatar (lol Avatar is Pocahontas, no one else has made that joke yet!). I figured maybe it was a fluke, that you wouldn't do that badly again. But this one was even less funny. And it's made worse by the fact that the commercial at the end was both longer and, quite honestly, FUNNIER than the review was!

    Don't get me wrong, here. I'm not hating on you. I don't think you're the worst person ever Oh-Em-Gee just because you dropped the ball in this review. I'm simply expressing my sincere disappointment. You can do better than this, and you should have done better than this. There's no reason for a review of a movie that practically made fun of itself in the public eye to be so humorless.-
  • Deadlyboris
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    I love the orgazmo reference. unicorns are kick ass
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