Bionic Commando in 5 seconds (Angry Joe)

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Comments (33)
  • NucleaRaptor  - The "Is that a long healthbar" line...
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    ...Is it actually in the game? Because if it is,I'm fucking buying it just for that.
  • uallandme  - it is a game
    its a game i got it from a mate who i said i liked the old game like bionic comando and some how he got the game in the shop also the thinbk you seen was a easter egg (if you can call it that i think they were fucking about) the sub titles dont say it because when you first go there thats what he said your going to have to fight it but if you die he says your have to fuck it so super hardcore games you mey not beable to see it (and it only works the first time you die )
  • raknar
    Yes, yes it is. To "unlock" the easter egg you need to die the first time you fight that boss, not that it would be a problem. Also this is the best boss fight I've played in a long long long time.
  • Marcus the Cynic
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    You can find the game real cheap on Newegg, assuming you're getting it for the 360.

    It's unfortunate that this is the game that time may forget. It's a lot of fun, even though the story sucks.
  • DaxStrife
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    That is not something I expected to come out of Steve Blum's mouth. :huh:
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    You've apparently never seen Great Teacher Onizuka.
  • Apathetic One
    [b]LOLOL..this makes me want to buy the game![/b]
  • Hiro09
    :pinch: DOH!
  • Torn Tops
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    This video represents how much Joe Vargas and Sean Fausz win :woohoo:

    FUCK IT-FUCK IT-FUCK IT
  • Moomoof
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    that can not be in the game...
  • Sigmanonymous
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    Believe it or not, it actually is... I recall that you need to get this far in the game on the highest difficulty, I think, in order to hear it, though.
  • Deimos1984rd
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    Whoa!!! I don't want to know what that guy is thinkin about.
  • capthavic
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    If I remember correctly I had the same reaction of being speachless and thinking "did he really just say what I think he did?"
  • bunktacular
    Is anyone else getting REALLY fucking sick of hearing "the bigger they are the harder they fall" or seeing it as an achievement?
  • Fluffyman
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    That is just some wacky stuff they must have been smoking when they wrote this part.

    This game was so dissapointing, I mean they give you a cool bionic arm and a big open space yet put you on a strictly linear path.
  • CharlieCobalt
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    I actually find the follow-up line more funny "my pleasure" :D
  • Wikikomoto
    hahah looks like you messed up on the boss too, he only says that after you die 3 times fighting the boss
  • Faust
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    I want to play that piece of trash....but only if I find it for 5 bucks.
  • Shmooglavoue
    Well you heard the man, screw that phallic mechanical worm Joe!

    Think of the fangirls!
  • Asuka Soryu
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    Screw the fangirls, Joe has dignity!
  • Shmooglavoue
    Spoony has proven that dignity is a dispensable casualty in the face of fans!
  • dr_kramik
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    Ok Joe, tell Doctor Freud what's going on....
  • Asuka Soryu
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    Talking to the dead, eh? Isn't that a little bit... insane?
  • Soan
    LOL!

    At first you I thought you put the voice in.
  • Brainfog  - :(
    i still play bionic commando.. you get that if you die once and come back again to go against it

    there is handful of cute easter eggs in bionic commando
  • Liquid Drill
    *sigh*
    pass me the astroglide and some Barry White Cd's...
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    Ok THAT was one of the funniest comments I've ever read! :lol:
  • BananaJane
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    HOLY CRAP!
    A new Bionic Commando?
    When is this game coming out?
  • HopeWithinChaos
    ? It came out last year...and it sucked
  • SetzyTB
    I disagree. It wasn't a GREAT game, but it certainly wasn't terrible. After getting used to the grapple mechanics it's pretty fun.

    My real beef was that it was:

    A.) REALLY short, I beat it in a couple sittings.
    B.) Had a really stupid ending with such an easy to spot plot twist.

    I think if they really work to fix some of the problems the first game had in a sequel they could do some really cool stuff.

    Personally I'm waiting to see if I can pick up the game at a cheap price. I did have a fun time playing it but I would never pay full price.
  • Titanaman
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    Jesus, the game programmers didn't notice that FATAL flaw to the game's dialogue?!

    Either that or the innuendo from the last 30 seconds were so funny that they decided to just let it be "fuck it."

    That is just awesome.
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