Bionic Commando in 5 seconds (Angry Joe)

Written by AngryJoe Wednesday, 07 April 2010 21:31

(49 votes, average 4.82 out of 5)

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Comments (33)

04.07.2010 - 22:14 | NucleaRaptor - The "Is that a long healthbar" line...

...Is it actually in the game? Because if it is,I'm fucking buying it just for that.

04.08.2010 - 05:27 | uallandme - it is a game

its a game i got it from a mate who i said i liked the old game like bionic comando and some how he got the game in the shop also the thinbk you seen was a easter egg (if you can call it that i think they were fucking about) the sub titles dont say it because when you first go there thats what he said your going to have to fight it but if you die he says your have to fuck it so super hardcore games you mey not beable to see it (and it only works the first time you die )

04.08.2010 - 10:23 | raknar

Yes, yes it is. To "unlock" the easter egg you need to die the first time you fight that boss, not that it would be a problem. Also this is the best boss fight I've played in a long long long time.

04.08.2010 - 23:21 | Marcus the Cynic

You can find the game real cheap on Newegg, assuming you're getting it for the 360.

It's unfortunate that this is the game that time may forget. It's a lot of fun, even though the story sucks.

04.07.2010 - 22:20 | DaxStrife

That is not something I expected to come out of Steve Blum's mouth. :huh:

04.07.2010 - 23:49 | FullmetalNinja25

You've apparently never seen Great Teacher Onizuka.

04.07.2010 - 22:27 | Apathetic One

[b]LOLOL..this makes me want to buy the game![/b]

04.07.2010 - 22:29 | Torn Tops

This video represents how much Joe Vargas and Sean Fausz win :woohoo:

FUCK IT-FUCK IT-FUCK IT

04.07.2010 - 22:57 | Sigmanonymous

Believe it or not, it actually is... I recall that you need to get this far in the game on the highest difficulty, I think, in order to hear it, though.

04.07.2010 - 22:39 | Deimos1984rd

Whoa!!! I don't want to know what that guy is thinkin about.

04.07.2010 - 22:47 | capthavic

If I remember correctly I had the same reaction of being speachless and thinking "did he really just say what I think he did?"

04.07.2010 - 22:48 | bunktacular

Is anyone else getting REALLY fucking sick of hearing "the bigger they are the harder they fall" or seeing it as an achievement?

04.07.2010 - 23:02 | Fluffyman

That is just some wacky stuff they must have been smoking when they wrote this part.

This game was so dissapointing, I mean they give you a cool bionic arm and a big open space yet put you on a strictly linear path.

04.08.2010 - 02:20 | CharlieCobalt

I actually find the follow-up line more funny "my pleasure" :D

04.08.2010 - 02:21 | Wikikomoto

hahah looks like you messed up on the boss too, he only says that after you die 3 times fighting the boss

04.08.2010 - 02:48 | Faust

I want to play that piece of trash....but only if I find it for 5 bucks.

04.08.2010 - 02:49 | Shmooglavoue

Well you heard the man, screw that phallic mechanical worm Joe!

Think of the fangirls!

04.09.2010 - 07:24 | Shmooglavoue

Spoony has proven that dignity is a dispensable casualty in the face of fans!

04.08.2010 - 07:41 | Asuka Soryu

Talking to the dead, eh? Isn't that a little bit... insane?

04.08.2010 - 10:00 | Brainfog - :(

i still play bionic commando.. you get that if you die once and come back again to go against it

there is handful of cute easter eggs in bionic commando

04.08.2010 - 13:30 | Liquid Drill

*sigh*
pass me the astroglide and some Barry White Cd's...

04.08.2010 - 16:12 | FullmetalNinja25

Ok THAT was one of the funniest comments I've ever read! :lol:

04.08.2010 - 20:10 | BananaJane

HOLY CRAP!
A new Bionic Commando?
When is this game coming out?

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