Interesting...

wow

Pretty accurate, I have to say. I really liked that movie by the way. It was bloody long, though. BTW, that other guy was FIRST.

[Bring on the flak]

It's all in the title.

Rofl, I didn't put "First" because I knew that not ONLY would it make me an IDIOT, but also, the "First" guy was like #3 on the MSN top 10 internet jerks list, so yeah...

Saying "First" makes you an "IDIOT"?
Is that scientifically proven?
Come on you were first! Admit it.
And you intended to be first.
who would write such a small insubstantial comment as "interesting..."
If you didnt want to be first?

HA.

Always love these things. They show how easy a very looooooonnng movie can be summed up in less than a minute.

Wait "TAOJJBTCRF"...good thing they went with the long title.

Sounded to me like he was yelling "HEART!" instead of "COWARD!". >_>

i knowrite.
That Mattee keeps poping up everywhere :p

No bullshit, I am actually related to Jesse James. His brother's kid is a cousin's cousin etc... distant but yes blood related.

Cool!

Now I have a old wet style captain planet in my head lol

But yeah thats 100 percent the whole film

I wish this 5 second movie was out a year ago. I wouldn't have bothered watching the film. It was long, and according to me, very boring.

so throughout that whole movie its some guy on stage talking about how he basically snuck up and shot Jessie James in the back of the head?
yeah that pretty much is downright cowardly, and pathetic too since is that really something to be proud of? considering the time period and all.

Might as well say, "...then i punched out granny while she was sneezing into her hanky. an that's how i became the geriatric tomcat."

Jesse James was planning on taking the man and his brother out to be killed that night. And Jesse was a coward who frequently stole from unarmed people, so, let's examine out standards.

Film Brain your 5 seconds movies kick major ass!

This movie is awesome.

Nice "In Five Seconds" though.

To be honest Film Brain, this five second video was great, until that last little comment you made at the end.

After watching your series Bad Movie Beatdown a few times over, I've noticed that you seem to have a problem with yelling at the top of your voice, and so instead you tend to do a fake yell, which I hate to say is just not funny at all. It just makes you look like a bad actor. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, I'm just trying to give you some constructive criticism.

Other than that, this video was spot on.

It was intentionally meant to sound weak and high-pitched - it was an attempt at trying to impersonate Casey Affleck.

That beginning makes me larf so hard. "Don't dat pitcher look dustyBOOM!" LMAO!

This was actually quite clever

That had better editing than the actual movie. It was a decent movie, but WAY too long by about half.

The damn ad was longer that the video.

The ads get annoying.

So there's a 15 second Hornitos comercial before the 5 second Video..
Hmm,,thats fucked up.

At least it wasn't a 30 second annoying ass best buy advert you've seen at least 47 times.

Hey....maybe thats why it wasn't released here...

Cool,

The commercial before the clip is driving me insane!

Doug, do yourself a favor and get rid of the commercials for 5 second movies. Nobody is going to sit through 30 seconds of commercials for 5 seconds of footage. It's a ripoff. It's like if Two and a Half Men had 2 hours of commercials (granted, that's not too far off). I will not watch new 5 second movies as long as they continue to be preceded with some crap 6 times their length.

Having commercials before Nostalgia Critic and Ask ThatGuy are fine bc their length makes it worth the 30 second wait, but for 5 sec movies, it's just not worth it.

I see by the previous comments that I am not alone in this sentiment. When the ad is 6 times the length of the video, people are going to decide it's just not worth it. Doug, if you don't remove ads from the 5 sec movies, people are going to stop watching them.