Passion of the Christ

(43 votes, average 4.58 out of 5)
Comments (37)
  • Bordeaux
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    Reminds me of that fit you threw at the harry potter release XD
  • Shining Aquas
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    I think this is probably the shortest video you have made so far, and its total is still longer than 5 seconds.

    Ironic? Maybe. Funny? Well, not really.

    Still, that sums up the movie so well.
    8/10
  • urnge drank
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    Why do people fail to realize the "five seconds" thing is just a catchy title for the series? As for the piece, perfect summarization!
  • CrusherP
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    Does not sum it up at all

    4-10
  • Irvin700
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    Very spot on. hahaha
  • Slushy
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    OMG!!!!1!!!!one11!!!! elven!!!!
  • WildPegasus
    I don't know what's funnier, this video or the humorless and offended Christians trying so hard to mask their anger. ;D
  • Lucia32
    "the humorless and offended Christians trying so hard to mask their anger. ;D"

    I'm Christian and I laughed.

    Of course I also laugh when humorless and offended atheists rant at Linkara or Doug when they say anything positive about religion (and believe you me, there is a whole lot of that on this site).

    So I think you may want to turn that mirror inward. ;)
  • Dove
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    :o there needs to be an emoticon for screaming. There's only shocked.
  • Captian Taco
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    pffffft. im trying not to laugh cause im christian......oh so close, i flailed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 8) ;D ;D ;D
  • White Rabbit
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    He did it for the Chicks, man.
  • psamathos  - Spoiler Alert
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    Jesus dies.
  • Smell My Feces
    This is the best of the 5 second movies. Absolutely hilarious.
  • The Random Guy
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahah ah
    the best 5 seconds movie EVER!!!! :D
  • Kavonde
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    This is far and away my favorite Five Second Movie.

    "WAAAAAAAAH!"
  • Fleaman
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    LOL god thats fucking funny
  • Thatguywhatusesawheelychair
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    The sound effect was funny but only because it was unexpected. Otherwise, that was in pretty poor taste.
  • Chosen Zelos
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    Short and to the point. :D
  • poisontongue
    Bah, grow up wheelychair. Not like Jesus has done anything in [i]good[/i] taste lately.
  • Lucia32
    Irony, thy name is poisontongue.

    PT, are the last person who should be talking about good taste given the disgusting things you've said on this site, captain homophobe.
  • Timmy
    THIS was in poor taste? You probably didn't see the movie then.
    And if Doug has seen it, I feel sorry for him. I mean Jesus Christ, the whole movie is just a long string of torturescenes.
  • PrinceTheRipper
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    [color=blue][i]Oh, wow, that summed it up perfectly. XD[/i][/color]
  • Ren
    They [i]still[/i] got a white Jesus?

    Man, That's some old bullshit.
  • Bigglesworth
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    This caused the biggest laughattack during all my years looking at the internet.

    Not kiddin'.
  • FoxZero  - So fucking funny!
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    I am seriously laughing my ass off I had to reply 5 times lol. I keep laughing harder and harder. For some reason it gets more funny the louder it gets, crank the volume :lol:

    And to all who are offended, take a chill pill. I don't freak when atheists get made fun of, I laugh if the joke is good.
  • Zekermeme
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    ...are there many good atheist jokes...?
  • Lucia32
    "I don't freak when atheists get made fun of, I laugh if the joke is good."

    Good. From the looks of things most Christians here shared the laugh with you (I'm one of them). Only one or two seemed to have a problem.

    I could say the exact same thing of atheists on this site: there are a few who don't have a sense of humor and get pissy.

    So I think everyone needs to chill.
  • Ignore14
    Damn!

    im not offended but stilll.... damn!
  • mindfuck
    how do you rate these damn things?
  • Jackman4  - Fact:
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    In the making of this movie, the actor who played Jesus was hit with lightning while on the cross.
  • negativeions  - not good
    Jesus never existed
    0-10

    ;)
  • Lucia32
    ...except that overwhelming evidence suggests otherwise?

    ;)
  • Hawkman33
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    Yeah, as a Theology, Bible, and Archaeology student, I will have to say that I have to agree with this.
  • kibbles2000  - XD
    I'm a Christian and I laughed for 5 minutes at this. HILARIOUS!!!
  • wdbisl
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    I just can't find this funny. Sorry...
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