Chronicles of Narnia
Written by That Guy With The Glasses Monday, 07 April 2008 19:27
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Comments (49)
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05.16.2008 - 22:26 | megatron!
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05.18.2008 - 00:21 | Jbaz
8/10-You made the beginning slightly too long; you should've just shown him falling on the ground, then right away cut to the great white bitch stabbing him-the rest would've come naturally.
Still very funny, good job.
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05.25.2008 - 16:54 | Shining Aquas
...that...was...the single BEST thing to come out of this movie thus-far.
I can only say this because I haven't seen Prince Caspian yet, nor do I intend to.
You just got 10'd.
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05.25.2008 - 21:03 | D-Man"How it happened?"
"BECAUSE I'M JESUS!"
LOL :D
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05.26.2008 - 08:55 | Monado
I don't see why they have been taking your 5 second videos off of Youtube, after seeing this, I want to see Chronicles of Narnia now. Well atleast you have your own website now I don't have to spend my time searching for what I want to see. I'm surprised this website hasn't been flooded with comments yet.
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05.27.2008 - 11:05 | Reverend Never"Because I'm Jesus," has become the best excuse I've ever had, and I have to thank That Guy With The Glasses.
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05.28.2008 - 06:42 | cowmanI know everyone writes this, but lol "Because I'm Jesus".
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05.28.2008 - 08:36 | MusictarianI giggle everytime "Because I'm Jesus."
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05.29.2008 - 17:17 | HamatoKameko
"Because I'm Jesus."
Best.
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05.30.2008 - 03:57 | Bordeaux
win. Just.. win.
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06.02.2008 - 07:23 | Sonicron
Out of all the 5 second movies this site has provided thus far, this has got to be the best by far...
"Because I'm Jesus"
--- Best. Excuse. EVER.
10 / 10
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06.02.2008 - 12:21 | thechaowiththeglasses999Heh. Funny!
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06.16.2008 - 23:44 | kayla
ok i'm going to say something different but you almost sounded like Aslan's voice actor with that line and that was just hilarious for me! you win
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06.17.2008 - 13:41 | Vingtillion
"Because I'm Jesus."
Ha ha. Genius!
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06.18.2008 - 02:21 | CrusherP
A little too long, but good
8-10
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06.25.2008 - 05:27 | ZeusGodz
At first I thought it was a bit lame, but then.. BAM! Laughter pursued.
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06.26.2008 - 02:52 | Dove
Over long, but still got a good laugh. AND I'm christian too, lol
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07.01.2008 - 12:11 | DoXoR
The Best 5Sec. Movie Ever!!!! ;D
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07.11.2008 - 23:02 | DrBobBECAUSE IM JESUS! ;D ;D ;D
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07.21.2008 - 06:34 | nancyboy07dude, i laughed so hard at the BECAUSE I'M JESUS part that i had a choking fit and almost thru up!!!
that's how amazing the Nostalgia Critic is.
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07.24.2008 - 20:54 | TKWolfmanDid you plan to have "Because I'm Jesus!" sync up with Aslan's mouth moving, cause DAMN! XD
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07.26.2008 - 04:19 | White Rabbit
He did for the chicks, man.
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07.26.2008 - 11:02 | JamesBond007
LOL! Because I'm Jesus! ;D ;D ;D ;D :P :P :D :D
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LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOL LLLLLLLLL dis is da best 5 second movie i ve ever watched and ive seen tem all.
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08.25.2008 - 06:28 | The Random Guy
read the bible!!!
or the chronicles of narnia, there are pretty much the same
life!!!!!!!!!!!!" :D
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12.13.2010 - 16:09 | Lucia32Uh...what?
Seriously, Random Guy, I don't know what the heck you were trying to say.
I can guess you were trying make some kind of insult (claiming the Bible is no different than the Chronicles of Narnia, ironically revealing that you have next to no knowledge about Archaeology, Textual Analysis, or in fact ANYTHING related to the study of the Scriptures), but as is you were so incoherent that I wonder if you were sober when you wrote this.
So I'll just laugh at you and leave it at that.
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09.11.2008 - 01:22 | TheForbiddenDouchebag
-White Witch kills Aslan-
"The great cat is dead!"
-Aslan gets resurrected-
"How did it happen?"
"Because I'm Jesus."
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ROFL I laughed so hard that I actually fell off the chair and I laughed so hard I couldn't get up until 15 seconds later!:D
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It is really funny, but.... now it seems quite strange, because not long ago I saw a movie on History channel. According to that movie the author of Narnia REALLY saw Aslan as Jesus. The irony of this is killing me more then the 5-seconds movie itself. ^^
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01.26.2009 - 18:28 | usamuun
LOL. The religious nuts really ruined this movie for me. I grew up reading the books and watching the BBC version, and yeah the influence was there... but it was never so overt. The second they moved the books into the Christian section of Wal-Mart I wanted to shoot everyone.
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12.13.2010 - 16:18 | Lucia32So...what? The books got moved to the Christian lit section, and you got pissed off?
Were the books changed? No.
Did the text become more "overtly Christian"? No.
So what's the problem?
It seems to me the problem has to do more with your own prejudices than with anything else.
Tolkein was a Christian too and LOTR was even more Christian than Narnia. Rowling? As the HP books progressed the Christian influence and allegory became more pronounced.
Are you gonna throw a fit there too?
The "religious nuts" didn't ruin anything, I think. It is apparent that you ruined Narnia for yourself by your bigotry and your fanatical ideological blindness.
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