Clerks 2 (Sean)

(43 votes, average 4.53 out of 5)
Comments (43)
  • SnapperCarr
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    Ah Kevin Smith. How the mighty have fallen.
  • crash
    Man the donkey show in Clerks 2, classic. :D
  • Coldguy
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    :pinch: color just doesn't do it justice...
  • cmarioaldo
    lol basically sums it up nicely...the movie wasnt amazing but was it oh so satisfying... :lol:
  • thatdudewiththeminions
    god i love jay and silent bob and everything else veiw askew has ever thought up
  • Subtle Euphoria
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    We need a return of classic Kevin Smith.
  • Chris P Bacon
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    This movie has many important lessons in it too. For example, naughty girls do indeed need love too, as per the subtext of the donkey scene. Hrm yes quite.
  • RageTreb
    I thought for SURE this would be the "ass to mouth" scene.

    Still funny, though.
  • tiggerpete
    well it kinda was an ass to mouth scene (get it?)
  • darkpice
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    "with his weiner!" lol.
  • evad
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    thaught it was going to be somehtign involving the jacson five bit. or when he says "hay is it true that the reason your so horney all the tiem is becaue of your unusualy large clitoris"
    this made me smirk tho :P
  • boberthavok
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    I love this movie. I saw it in the theaters 3 times and it is probably my second or third most watched DVD(Behind Ghostbusters and An Evening with Kevin Smith 1. I watched Ghostbusters os much it stopped working and had to buy a new copy of it.)
  • Cyborcat
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    This movie is awesome. 'nuff said.
  • loradream
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    One big mindshit apparently. :woohoo:
  • SgtSaintWetPaint
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    Clerks 2 was awesome. Think I might just go watch it now.
  • Mobius
    "Would you fuck me?"

    "I'll fuck me."

    "I'll fuck me hard..."

    Goodbye horses, I'm flying over you... :silly:
  • DaxStrife
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    Heh.
    Thought for sure he'd use the "eat pussy" clip, or at least end with Rosario Dawson shouting "It's huge!" Nice job.
  • Crazy_Canuk
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    Loved Clerks II, but I always tell people that what I learned from watching it is that it is [i]only[/i] illegal to commit Bestiality, not to watch it :lol:
  • Kwizatz
    I thought it was going to be the Silence of the Lambs recreation or the "Eat Pussy" Graffiti. ;)
  • ElderVIII
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    What? No Michael Jackson dance party?

    Still, summed up Clerks 2 to a T.
  • clonedcat  - re:
    [quote=Subtle Euphoria]We need a return of classic Kevin Smith.[/quote]

    Yes this new formula Kevin Smith just does not taste right.
  • rattlehead91
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    I really like Clerks II. I think I like it as much as I like Clerks.
  • SignNinja
    Yep, that sums it up completely. I loved this movie so much, even though I had my doubts.
  • NightStarX
    If I were doing a "5 seconds" of Clerks II, I probably would have just make it a montage of all the times that Randal said "Porchmonkey". He's gonna save it, y'know.

    Although this one's pretty good, too.
  • Mav
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    I saw Clerks II in the flicks with my friends and god we were hurting from laughing, it's just as good as the other films though my favourite is Dogma.
  • warman40k
    I liked this movie, although it was not as good as Clerks.
  • Lotus Prince
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    Lord of the Rings was boring. Everything was walking. Even the fucking TREES walked in that movie.

    God, Randall's hilarious.

    Also: go and play with your Go-Bots.
  • lessthanhuman
    I apologize if it sounds like I'm nit picking, but was anyone else disturbed at the font of "in 5 seconds"
  • Chosen Zelos
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    Ah, one of my faves. lol, nice 5 sec video.
  • queenanthai
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    Awww, I was kind of hoping you were gonna do "You never go ass to mouth!"

    Did anyone else feel like they were a nanosecond away from bursting into song during that scene?
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