FFVII Advent Children (Suede)

Comments (50)
  • freemonty  - Ican
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    "I pity the fool!"

    Nice job with the whiny voices too. :)

    Wow, was that actually five seconds? That was fast!
  • Thrakkesh
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    Pretty much sums it up.
  • NeonLights
    That high pitched "Yay!" at the end had me in tears :D

    Yep, "Myeh meh" sums up the movie perfectly.
  • Pie3492  - Nice.
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    That really fits in well.
    Love the whiny noises. ;)
  • Destron D-69  - but you said you liked it!
    j/k yeah it really does follow that story arc of whines... hello Cloud... yay! not a very plot filled movie thats for sure
  • lahdeedah87
    *claps* that was hilarious. Thanks Suede. :)
  • Fredrik1ST  - Sums up the whole movie perfectly!
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    Great job, Suede :D
  • PageyD  - theif
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    i hope you didnt do this coz i did my ff7 in 5 seconds
  • TKWolfman
    Dude, you may have to fandub this whole movie, because this is far better dialog than the original. XD
  • CultconXIX
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    That really sums up the essential mood of the whole film: The main characters, bitching and whining about everything.

    Success!!! 8)
  • Argerorlux
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    Well, that's true ;D

    Awesome review ^^
  • Metabug
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    Heh so true :P
    Cloud is whining kid.
  • SMcCall64
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    This is the most accurate representation of the film I've ever seen. I just hope the "complete" version that gets released on blu-ray is better.
  • MrLee
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    this still goes down as the worst movie i've ever seen. wat a pile of garbage

    this 5sec video was 10000x bter great job
  • rattlehead91
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    Pretty accurate. I still like the movie, though. Not because of the storyline but because of how well it looks. I look at it as more of a display of the technology at the time. I can see why people would hate it, however.
  • Mr. Easterband
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    This actually made more sense than the full lenght movie.
  • Krensada
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    I totally agree. LOL
  • Goldenboy
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    perfect, you managed to make it a a better film
  • loveu  - so funny
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    hahahahaha, gotdamn mr-t has the biggest of all arm mounts, it whould really rip his shoulder apart when fireing
  • benzaie  - LOL
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    Brilliant, that's basicaly the movie...and the game as well :)
  • somefatgingerguy  - Well....
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    As much as I like this film. I have to admit, this was both funny and true
  • vampyre lord
    Barrett as Mr T made me die laughing
  • japlandweirdling
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    hmmm, i have to agree with this one, the english one sounds whiny as hell, but i don't think i've actually heard an angsty whiny japanese voice before...and i've been to japan. so sub, dont dub. the movie is itself overrated but pretty, and that was quite a good take on the film itself
  • Silverfangfan  - d
    Read my mail Nostalgia Critic! :)
  • GamerKT
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    Hahaaha, nice.
  • Maverick21
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    awesome job suedey, and silverfang, wtf.......just wtf
  • Sl0th
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    Yep. That's the movie in a nutshell. At least it was a pretty train wreck. And the characters weren't buried somewhere at the bottom of the Uncanny Valley like the ones from Spirits Within.
  • Crimson Jax
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    Hahaha, great: I pity the fool!

    Keep 'em Coming!;D
  • chakotay24
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    that works and is very accurate of all the games and movies
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