"I pity the fool!"

Nice job with the whiny voices too. :)

Wow, was that actually five seconds? That was fast!

Pretty much sums it up.

That high pitched "Yay!" at the end had me in tears :D

Yep, "Myeh meh" sums up the movie perfectly.

That really fits in well.
Love the whiny noises. ;)

j/k yeah it really does follow that story arc of whines... hello Cloud... yay! not a very plot filled movie thats for sure

*claps* that was hilarious. Thanks Suede. :)

Great job, Suede :D

i hope you didnt do this coz i did my ff7 in 5 seconds

Dude, you may have to fandub this whole movie, because this is far better dialog than the original.

That really sums up the essential mood of the whole film: The main characters, bitching and whining about everything.

Success!!! 8)

Well, that's true ;D

Awesome review ^^

Heh so true :P
Cloud is whining kid.

This is the most accurate representation of the film I've ever seen. I just hope the "complete" version that gets released on blu-ray is better.

this still goes down as the worst movie i've ever seen. wat a pile of garbage

this 5sec video was 10000x bter great job

Pretty accurate. I still like the movie, though. Not because of the storyline but because of how well it looks. I look at it as more of a display of the technology at the time. I can see why people would hate it, however.

This actually made more sense than the full lenght movie.

I totally agree. LOL

perfect, you managed to make it a a better film

hahahahaha, gotdamn mr-t has the biggest of all arm mounts, it whould really rip his shoulder apart when fireing

Brilliant, that's basicaly the movie...and the game as well :)

As much as I like this film. I have to admit, this was both funny and true

Barrett as Mr T made me die laughing

hmmm, i have to agree with this one, the english one sounds whiny as hell, but i don't think i've actually heard an angsty whiny japanese voice before...and i've been to japan. so sub, dont dub. the movie is itself overrated but pretty, and that was quite a good take on the film itself

Read my mail Nostalgia Critic! :)

Hahaaha, nice.

awesome job suedey, and silverfang, wtf.......just wtf

Yep. That's the movie in a nutshell. At least it was a pretty train wreck. And the characters weren't buried somewhere at the bottom of the Uncanny Valley like the ones from Spirits Within.

Hahaha, great: I pity the fool!

Keep 'em Coming!;D

You saved me 2 hours.

that works and is very accurate of all the games and movies