Killjoy

(87 votes, average 4.57 out of 5)

Apologies for the volume problems with this video. I was using a new mike for the first time. This problem has been fixed for future videos.

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Comments (54)
  • Jackass Mask
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    I'll stick to Killer Klowns From Outer Space for my silly killer clown movie fix. I can't even imagine how this justified a sequel.

    Also, poor Todd. He tries so hard.
  • I Am a Man
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    There are actually three Killjoy movies. As far as I can tell Full Moon Entertainment is like Asylum, but worse.
  • dorianjazz
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    o my god, there is something worse than Asylum?
  • LikaLaruku
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    I can't STAND KKfOS, even as a comedy.
  • JetstreamGW
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    BAH! Killer Klowns from Outer Space is a schlock classic! Classic I say! :D
  • BIRA
    Dude, seriously the AUDIO is too low, I can't hear you well.
  • Welshy
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    Yeah, I made sure there was a warning above the video because of that. This was my first vid with my new mike so I was getting used to using it and it's position. I think I've got it fixed now so you shouldn't have that problem in future videos. The next problem is my lighting.
  • Brettsworld
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    gotta love that accent :3
  • TheLaughingFish
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    ... Tim Currey as IT was scarier. And we all know about how scary HE was.
  • hero_brine
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    2:31 demon welshy... awesome

    4:15 lol homless people dont care thats why they are homless

    6:42 i just killed someone... oh well whos hungry?

    9:46 thats some killer weed!

    10:21 holding the guy gangsta syle

    12:39 got tired of commenting and left site .
  • DarkBee
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    12:50 Was that background music the intro of Brothers in arms? If so, blasphemy!

    The cameos in this vid alone are much funnier than the entire movie.
  • Jegsimmons
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    wierd movie...great cameo and review!
  • Axel Osbourne
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    I've actually seen worse than this. The worst movie that I can remember was called "Unmask part...something". It was, I think, supossed to be a Firday the 13 parody from England, with a hockymasked killer: but the he finds a blind girl and falls in love with her, and it turns into a romantic comedy, where he starts talking like Wesley from "Buffy the Vampier Slayer" and winds up having S&N with her (I wish I was making this up) I think it was supposed to be comedy, but it was just weird.

    Anyway, good review. I'm really wanting to discuss "Wolf Creek" (yes, I've already wacthed ahead on Blip) but I'll wait utill the proper time.

    Later.
  • Welshy
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    Lol, thanks :) Wolf Creek is due on site next Saturday.
  • EpicFish  - *facepalm*
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    Well, I've already seen this so you know I enjoyed it. Still a bad movie lol. Looks like I'll have to go on Blip and watch your Wolf Creek review.
  • plaidman
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    Great review Welshy. Man what a horrible looking movie.
  • Semudara
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    Your comedy has gotten really good! And those cameos were perfect. XD

    In fact, I didn't even notice much of a sound problem (and I'm pretty sensitive to that), so this video is an all-around winner!
  • SSH  - killjoy 3
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    So this movie had a SQL, now it finally makes sense when I saw that cover that said killjoy three! So what are you going to killjoy three?
  • Welshy
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    Why do people like to see me suffer?
  • Axel Osbourne
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    Because you're pain is funny. Because we are sick people who enjoy the suffering of others. It's not that we're not aware of your pain, it's that we just enjoy it. We are the NET, and we have NO MERCY!

    Also, Panda pays us to pick on you.
  • Sewblon
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    Because talking about stuff that you don't like is funnier than talking about stuff that you do like, and when you talk about stuff that you like it makes us want to watch whatever you were talking about more than it makes us want to watch more of your videos.
  • tiff-tiff86
    Is it just me or is that Gus from Psyche playing the kid getting bullied?
  • Welshy
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    They're in my folder for "My Problem with" and "Why I like"
  • TopHatCat
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    Ive actually seen this movie! It was basically porn back when I was like 11 lol.
  • Zydrate
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    Does anybody else think that Killjoy looks like Carrot Top without red hair and a less freaky face?
  • LikaLaruku
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    Will you accept "lovechild of Carrot Top & Deedee Pickles?"
  • Zydrate
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    That works too.
  • jdreyfuss
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    So Weird Al?
  • LikaLaruku
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    ::Looks at title card:: Is this going to be about The Insane Clown Posse?

    Is the sync off or did you voiceover your video?

    Someone told me Lupa is dating Apollo, but without proof I believe that about as much as I believe Todd is dating Lindsay, that dating people you work with is a good idea, or that long distance relationships qualify as being more than just friends.

    You know what would make this movie far worse yet that much more entertaining? If Killjoy was played (overacted) by Rupaul.

    This is like Leprichaun 5 with Pennywise & a Nightmare on Elm Street ending.

    Well I think your reviewing is going nicely.
  • Shinigami
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    This is more like bad comedy.
  • Phoenix87x
    That 3 second clip of Terminator is infinitely better then all of Killjoy.
  • jdreyfuss
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    I usually don't comment until after the whole video plays, but I have to ask this. Does every gang have a member whose nickname is T-Bone or do writers just think it's such a clever name that they have to have a T-Bone in their gang?
  • Yes
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    so was that guy's name actually homeless guy? lol
  • Spritle101
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    Homelessguy Von Trashhumper.
  • eddy683  - Good Review
    Good Review keep it up welshy
  • FrankN.Stein
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    I scream, you scream, everybody wants... killjoy?
    (BTW - can I have Lupa's number? ;) )
  • Moofin
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    I can't believe how... FRIENDLY that death threat in the intro was. O_o
  • dennett316
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    "I definitely wasn't going to kill this guy as I didn't load my gun. To prove this fact I shall point the gun at the guy I was just trying to scare and pull the trigger...what could possibly go wrong?"

    I love terrible writing and the nonsense it pulls to further a plot.
  • brick mooncode
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    They should have taken all the scenes from the last twenty minutes and spread them over the rest of the movie.
  • Furenzeru
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    That Todd cameo literally made me laugh out loud. Loudly.

    Also, remember kids, it's always loaded, ESPECIALLY when it isn't.
  • angel85
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    why is everyone stalking Lupa?
  • Welshy
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    Because every one loves Lupa.
  • Jez
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    Gachnar references are sexy.
  • Niwi
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    This was also the worst movie I've ever seen. Glad it finally made it onto this site. Go watch IT instead, at least it has Tim Curry as Pennywise the dancing clown.
  • Spritle101
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    I'd really have to see this all the way through. I've seen so few GOOD horror movies since...I'm gonna say 2003.

    Please do more reviews, you're a natural.
  • Destro9
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    I own the sequel,only bought it as Debbie Rochon is in it.Amazon rules for cheap-as-fuck DVD's.

    Was it any good?...No.No it wasent.It's Killjoy 2.
  • Welshy
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    Sadly, I own it too. It actually makes Killjoy 1 FUN!
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