Shameful Sequels - Harry Potter and the Woman in Black

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  • trlkly
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    Well done! About a quarter of the way through, I actually went back and checked to see if this was really a sequel. (I've never read the books.) That level of dedication is amazing and hilarious.
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  • LikaLaruku
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    Smelled Retrospective.
    Heard Retrospective.
    Tasted Retrospective.
    Felt Retrospective.
  • YADoctor  - Huh?
    Saw retrospective?
  • LilacElf82
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    YES!!! Thank you! I've been dying wit anticipation to see how that ends!
  • mr.keys
    Yeah all the actors did the same thing for ten years, but damned if I wouldn't have done it too to be a friggin multimillionaire before my twenties.
  • Mothmouth
    When I saw the name of the video, I was like "...What?" because I've never even heard of this other one. I ASSUMED that there were only seven books in the series, split into eight in the film series, so I looked it up.

    Oh, yeah. That's right. I did hear about this film.
  • Animikean
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    Needs more oatmeal?
  • Welshy
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    One of my closet friends got me into Forever Knight a few years ago and YT has a pretty funny gag reel where the main cast member holds oatmeal in front of the primary antagonist and then when he breaks character and starts laughing, he turns to camera and shouts "BUT IT'S NOT OATMEAL!" It's a out-take that even to this day makes me laugh.
  • LilOrchidJenny
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    Nigel Bennett (LaCroix aka primary antagonist) did an oatmeal commercial during the filming of the show. Star and good friend, Geraint Wyn Davies (aka main cast member), would often make fun of him for it. That outtake is basically just Ger having a rib at him. It's hilarious if only for Nigel's reaction and Ger's "But it's not oatmeal!" line, hehe.
  • Me Wise Magic
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    Pure comedy gold from this! It is a great April 1st so far.
  • LikaLaruku
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    Heehee, I thought you were going to say that they made a movie based on either one of the parody books or the bootleg fakes.

    Jack Daniels + snow hat + beard = Bum.

    Bum + business suit = Oxymoron.

    I though a fantasy series would be able to get away with it, but from just snippets of the show, I can see that the CG has not aged well. Oh well, still looks better than Spawn & Van Helsing.

    I love it when authors troll shippers by sinking their ships. I wish animators would do it too.

    In Harry Potter 6-8, Harry looked too old. But for some reason in this movie he looks like a teen dressing up as an adult. ::Shrug::

    ::Snort:: I love fake commercials. XD

    That was creative. What else can you do something similar with? I know it was just an April Fools thing, but I want moar.
  • Torkuda
    In all seriousness, and I say this knowing the irony that I'm probably going to get thirty or so half baked jokes as answers, what movie were the clips actually from?
  • Kairiana
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    The Woman in Black
  • trepiechick
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    HARRYxHERMIONE 4EVER!!! -sob sob- And damn, where did that jaw come from? I'd come up with some kind of geometry joke about how square it is, but I'm too drunk; could someone else help me out, please? :3
  • ckyvick
    Thank you for that Dan Rizzo joke, made me laugh so hard.
  • ladydiskette
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    lol, awwww poor Phelous....not even the calming sounds of his bedsheets can off him relaxations.
  • Andruism
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    Jeez, the Harry Potter series really went downhill. But what I still don't get is how Harry Potter died here but also died in World War I in a completely different movie. How the hell did he come back? And more importantly, how did his dad come back? Was it a prequel? Man this series is just so confusing.
  • Juicewski  - My theory
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    Holy shit, harry potter's plot is copied from witchcraft plot. Harry was born in late 19th/early 20th century in kippling family. Her mother was a witch who send harry in frontlines to die so she could rule the world, but little did she know that her only sons death would take away her powers(except immortality). So she moved to united states to become successful, and tried many careers like being police officer, Sc.D., possibly a vampire, daycare owner until she found hershelf in New York as successful pr executive and nymphomaniac. And when she was doing this, Harry was reincarnated in UK. And there will be a day, when Harry will confront her mother in epic battle to the death. Or maybe that is stupidest theory ever.
  • Timekeeper
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    Bravo, Welshy. That was even better than your last year Top 5 best Rose Tyler moments.

    But, I think the old movie with James Potter in it was much better, than this dumbass re-make with all it's lame jump scares.
  • AlexM1983D
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    A well done and enjoyable april's fool review.

    Linkara's relaxation CD. :D :D
  • Armando Payne
    Hang on a second, I haven't seen the video yet but by going by the comments this isn't a review on The Woman In Black?
  • Welshy
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    Yup.
  • StripesZB
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    That was pretty damn awesome. Good job, Welshy.
  • ssjup81
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    I couldn't help but wonder about this. It then hit me what the film was. I saw this in theaters last year. I liked it okay.

    I love how you reviewed it as Mike J and as a bad HP movie! lol

    Oh, and the Linkara CD, priceless. lol Poor Phelous. lol
  • Shlecky
    Dalek Relaxation Tape is better.
    Still hilarious, though.
  • ladydiskette
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    I am kinda wanting to rent The Lady In Black now


    Also, lol, I really thought that Welshy was going to put Jack Daniels into his tea or something.


    Love the Rob Walker sign.
  • Welshy
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    You should!!! It's a great film :)
  • Juicewski
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    I would buy anything that is advertised by Snob.
  • Viewer
    We know it's you Welshy. We want Mike J to review this Potter crapfest, not you. You stick to yout horror movies, ginger.
  • Welshy
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    Who's Welshy?
  • Razvigor  - ...
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    What is Rob Walker saying in this video?
    He is constantly repeating one phrase, but I can't understand it.

    Btw, great review, MikeJ!
    It's good that this Harry Potter movie didn't fair well enough on the box office, or we would get Harry Potter 10 for sure - which would be too much.
  • Cirra
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    The Rob Head is saying, "Reprimand."

    And I enjoyed this muchly, even having given up on the Potter films around #4, I think. Lots of subtlety alongside the blatant. :)
  • Skyscraper
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    I can't even say this movie was a dissapointment, because really: after the big battle is won and an epilogue was had and all the threads tied neatly together, coming out with some obvious "new franchise-bait" sequel couldn't be anything BUT a let-down. sad, but true.

    Also, who is Dan Rizzo?
  • Welshy
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    No body knoooooooooows :)
  • Piston1984
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    He was the guy who helped co-found Blistered Thumbs.
  • TheProgboy
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    My goodness this was brilliant xD
  • hownice
    Wait, Britain? I believe there are 3 distinctive cultural group Irish, Scottish, and English, so stop brushing all 3 cultural group under one group! Why the hell do you think that they send out different soccer team to World Cup?
  • Welshy
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    Because they're all shit?
  • hownice
    ... Damn it, you got me there. Eve?though I was thinking more of bad blood between England and Ireland (I think that both Northern and Republic counts)and between England and Scotland.
  • Tekdude13  - nyeh
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    I can honestly say that I don't know a single person who thought this was another Harry Potter movie...not a one...
  • CC*  - Tek
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    good for them ?
  • Lyttle Bird
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    I am so sick of people bashing HP&tWiB just because it's too cerebral for them. Yes, I can understand that you don't want to step outside your little comfort zone where you had happy-fuzzy funtime adventures with your little friends Harry, Ron, and Hermione, but this film was intended as an acknowledgement of transition. The characters have grown up, the actors have grown up, and the audience has grown up. HP&tWiB is a recognition of mortality and the accompanying surrender of childhood. Personally, I find Rowling very brave for presenting such a dark and tragic epilogue.
  • Dust
    What crap - if she were really brave, she'd have made it the actual epilogue to Book 7.

    Instead she threw out this rush-job to retcon her own schmaltzy ending, but made it full of painful padding and pointless cameos. Why? Just to keep the royalty cheques coming for a while longer. I still say Kreacher should have been the murderer.
  • fanime1
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    Wait...Rowling actually wrote Woman in Black? I thought it was a completely different movie from a completely different writer. Let me check...Nope, I was right. "Based on a book by Susan Hill." You do realize this is a parody video, right? Sorry, I can't tell if you're actually going on with the joke or being serious.
  • alex251960  - So want those relaxation CDs
    12:33 I was laughing and just plain happy; every time I hear that theme I can't help but smile. Also, are they tapes or CDs?
  • PaladinDemo
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    Wait. If the CDs aren't in stock then who took my munnies?
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