deuces? more like douches, am i right?
Ep 14: "Deuces"
Written by Todd In The Shadows Monday, 29 November 2010 21:54
Titlecard Art By Krin
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Comments (126)
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11.29.2010 - 22:04 | chris m
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11.30.2010 - 03:18 | dragondan1987No todd was right. You just repeated it
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11.30.2010 - 12:03 | MR_T3D
Actually, I think he came up with it based on title, posting it before watching/hearing todd say it, or even looking at the picture.
sure is better than LOL FIRST!!!1
Anyway, I agree with what todd says about the video, I saw it a week or two ago and was
chris brown...this...really?
:/
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11.30.2010 - 19:26 | moviemaster8510
Can we all just agree that Chris Brown is a worthless sack of asshole who has no right to exist on this earth, polluting the music (AND movie (f*cking Takers)) with his bullshitty attitude and massively inflated ego. Burn, fucker, BURN!!!
...sorry. That had to come out.
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12.13.2010 - 10:33 | TheWrittenDemon
[quote="chris m"]deuces? more like douches, am i right?
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Well to be honest I didn't know there was a difference until watching this video.
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11.29.2010 - 22:19 | Viorica
The thing that strikes me- having never listened to this before- is that in the first fifteen seconds of the song, I'm already reminded of two different songs. One of them being (I think) "Love the Way You Lie." Truly, Chris Brown is the classiest of men.
Also, I'd like to thank you for accurately expressing my reaction to that swallow line. Good God. And the song just gets WORST from there on out.
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11.29.2010 - 22:30 | kayla
Ok 1. Awesome review. 2. OMG Krin art!
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11.29.2010 - 22:34 | kaylaIt took out my hearts :(. Oh well they were totally there! Also more Krin squee!
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11.29.2010 - 22:44 | Jellyott
This song sounds like someone went into the soundbooth and dropped a deuce.
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11.30.2010 - 09:33 | GamerGuyZai
Jeeeese! Steady on, the Zing-O-Meter just went crazy! Nearly took my eye out : o
:)
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1. The first time I heard this song, I was hoping you would make a video about it mentioning the Usher citation (APA style, in fact!).
2. Whenever I sing this song, I do sing "douches".
3. Lol at the interpretive-shadow dancer at the end.
4. THANK YOU for using "Teen Girl Squad" at the 'Valentimes' part!
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11.30.2010 - 18:19 | ToonNinja
SPeaking of Teen Girl Squad, the bands on Homestar Runner could totally outperform Chris Brown. Limozeen? Sloshy? Tranchula? Brainkrieg? Peacey P? They're not even REAL and they're still badass!
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12.01.2010 - 02:13 | Asuka Soryu
Don't forget, Coach Z.
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08.07.2011 - 02:12 | kittypryde12Hell, even Trogdor!
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02.18.2012 - 14:16 | keniakittykat
I love you guys xD h*r ftw!
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11.29.2010 - 22:48 | fotoveriteHow is this a hit. And that Ike line. Lordy that has me in hysterics and not the laughing kind. What the hell.
Amazing review.
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11.29.2010 - 22:51 | jdh1271I just knew you would take this song down!
I hate Chris Brown, he just comes off as this big douche bag and his music sucks too. The fact that people still like him amazes me.
That guy Tyga, I'm from around Cincinnati Ohio and the fact that his wearing Cincinnati Bengals gear makes me hate him more. Ohio has enough problems we don't need him.
And McCal, McCallum or whatever the hell his name is I don't care I think I hate him the most.
What happened to R&B?
I love the Teen Girl Squad reference by the way.
Great review as always, I hope you do a Best and Worst list I love to see what you love the best.
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11.29.2010 - 22:56 | StaticFactory“Believe it or not, I think even I can actually find some room in my heart to let him have his comeback. I’m officially declaring it time to move on.”
[four verses of song later]
...Well, THAT didn’t last long.
*runs off to go clean song out of ears*
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11.29.2010 - 23:02 | DuosAngel
Good god this song is just awful. At least one good thing came of this; another excellent review by Todd.
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11.29.2010 - 23:08 | moonloon
It's been ten seconds since the video ended, and I've already forgotten the song.
Thank heaven for mediocrity!
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11.30.2010 - 09:55 | REBELComx
Picturing the iconographic character of your avatar saying your comment is by far more memorable and entertaining than this POS "song".
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The only thing that needs thrashing more than this song is the artist (if you can call this assbag an artist).
As much as we might like to, we can't just go out and administer the royal ass whooping he deserves, so a thorough Todd beatdown will have to suffice. Well done sir.
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11.29.2010 - 23:13 | Krin
Silhouette freakout ftw! n/
Loved the review. Brought up **ALL** the WTF points in the song. Srsly. Ike & Tina? WHAT THE HELL. Hilarious phone call sketch, too.
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AWESOME.
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11.29.2010 - 23:15 | laughterandcandy
Awesome you got your own title card now. I thought that person was going to be your artist since I think that was the person who drew a pic of you before.
This song is...unpleasant to listen to. Not even catchy. It hurt my hears and those lyrics...were they even trying? That Ike and Tina line...really? Seriously?
Yeah I'm ready for Chris Brown to just go away. I have "Forever". I don't need anymore. Leave. Good bye.
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Love the left over war club form the Club Can't Handle Me Now review in the silhouette for the title card. With that you could do a right proper beatdown on Brown.
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11.30.2010 - 00:02 | BatOtaku13
seriously, who the hell let the ike turner line into this song? i mean, wow.
great review as always todd.
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Shouldn't it technically only be called deuce? Since you only do the sign with one hand, and therefore only have two fingers, hence deuce. If you do it with both hands, it would be deuces, but then you will look like Richard Nixon. I am not a crook. Is that your point, Chris Brown, are you not a crook?
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11.30.2010 - 12:04 | moonloonLogic has no place here!
The man used the non-word "Valentimes"!
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11.30.2010 - 00:33 | Trinab
Dear god this song is dull. I'm so bloody glad that it hasn't been a hit up here in canada yet. I couldn't stand listening to this on the pop stations.
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11.30.2010 - 01:15 | H2O
God bless you Todd, I hate this song and hate Chris Brown even more.
And speaking of douche bags check out this spoof of the video by Affion Crockett that's actually called Douche It. http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=5622HSZuCws
And I don't know if you noticed but you do this thing with your knee where it hops up and down a lot when you're amped up. I do that myself.
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11.30.2010 - 01:00 | GLKnight
Now do the newest Black Eyed Peas song.
And may God have mercy on your soul for it. For that song will devour your soul, and crap out another BEP hit.
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11.30.2010 - 01:06 | treddersDid any one else think Todd's waving his arms around fitted in perfectly with the silhouette dancer thing? This song should not even exist it is that bad. Poor music, utterly utterly putrid lyrics.
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11.30.2010 - 01:22 | ariwl1Always love your reviews, but nine times out of ten you do a song I haven't heard before. And after viewing your videos I always feel lucky for that.
Oh and the shower scene sums up this whole debacle perfectly.
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11.30.2010 - 01:22 | Mars_Cleric
I think Chris Brown is doing a Peter Garrett impression in that silhouette
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11.30.2010 - 03:02 | badgersprite
That's exactly what I was thinking. It's like if they took Peter Garret and crossed him with one of those inflatable 'Waving Man' things they have outside car dealerships.
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11.30.2010 - 01:25 | Moomoof
i notice something odd about rihanna's music lately too whoever is writing her music ...they are completely ignoring the fact she was hit and make her ....a masochistic ....person that likes abusive relationships....so i don't know music is getting so......odd no other word for it.
ike turner wow really
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11.30.2010 - 01:26 | TheBlackMage
Reminds me of "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"
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11.30.2010 - 01:29 | Ruby Doomsday
Ear snail. Thanks Todd, I'm stealin' that. :)
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11.30.2010 - 01:41 | Kimo
This was one of your best, Todd. Awesome work! :)
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11.30.2010 - 01:41 | gfresh06
You know how unique Chris Brown is?
I thought Tre Songs made this track.
I have to say, I don't mind the first two lines, if there was something following it that provided a decent context for it. Which doesn't happen.
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Kudos to you Todd for calling this song out. Not only is it dull as hell but the lyrics are just mind-bogglingly offensively unthoughtful and bad.
Also, good question in the end. Why *do* we let Chris Brown have a career?
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The censoring just made it confusing, but that the curtains are opened..... Sigh.... I wish I never even opened the curtain in the first place! Now I wonder about the psychology of Chris Brown and the two who-are-they? a.k.a The WAT?.... Does he think the hitter is the victim?
Tyga, please! If you can't act like a dick, no need for the prick! Cuz your rhyme ain't like Slick Rick. Plus your rapping skills make me sick!
Now that right there is legit rhyming.... None of this Valen..... *shudder*
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11.30.2010 - 02:21 | ArtticWitchica
I really don't think he learned. TMZ visited him during his house arrest and he was chilling playing video games and living in luxury.
Personally if I want to hear songs about guys breaking it off with girls and maybe insulting them for how evil they were... I listen to Ludo. They are hilarious... have huge charisma and their songs are catchy as hell.
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