Groin shots in movies? But that's my favorite song! Why would you review it. With the catchy beat and the easy to memorize lyrics, this song is perfect! If you can't accept this song, then I'm not watching your show anymore.
Top Ten Groin Shots in Movies
Written by Todd In The Shadows Friday, 29 June 2012 20:23
Image art by Krin
|
Doug's Official Facebook Page | Purchase Premium Membership Now! Only available till the end of April! |
Comments (145)
-
06.29.2012 - 23:37 | LikaLaruku
Foot: 300.
Groin: 0
-
06.29.2012 - 21:11 | MU22
Love it, though I'm not sure why it's rated so low =(
-
06.29.2012 - 21:16 | Lithiumpop
You have no idea how happy it makes me to know that your number one is a Power Rangers scene.
-
06.29.2012 - 21:25 | SmashMasterShow
This is probably the best thing I've watched all week XD
Thanks for the laughs Todd!
-
06.29.2012 - 21:27 | ManicWebb
Now THAT put a smile on my face after a long day. Hilarious. Also, rather painful.
-
06.29.2012 - 21:29 | Mucca
Well, this is certainly an "interesting" top 10 topic.
-
06.29.2012 - 23:54 | CrazyChris576
Agreed. Very unexpected, although not unwelcome.
However, I am SHOCKED that during the Dumb and Dumber clip, there was no cut to the scene from the Epic Brawl when AVGN did that to NC. That would have been the most awesome scene change ever!
-
06.29.2012 - 21:31 | Desertpunk23Monster Squad not memorable? What you been smoking Todd?
-
06.29.2012 - 21:34 | Skuzbucketlickmyponybutt
Awesome :) sometimes you gotta take a break and bust some nuts, very nice video
-
06.29.2012 - 21:40 | gnomejonlove the video, even though it gave me the ever loving shakes near the end.
One thing I must say though, is that I am disappointed that Steven Seagal as 'CockPuncher' didn't make the list. Your number 1 may have saved the world, but he saved America. From Terrorism. Yeah.
Well, anyways, great video again, and I wish you well on your endeavor to find more horrible things to say about pop songs!
-
06.29.2012 - 21:40 | The Central Scrutinizer
"Pain is weakness leaving the body!"
-
06.29.2012 - 21:41 | CelestialEmpress
As a woman, this gave me sympathy pains.
-
06.29.2012 - 23:49 | LikaLarukuEmpathy pains; you can't sympathize for a body part you don't have.
-
06.30.2012 - 00:05 | BooRat
I wish icons worked in the comments here like on DA as there's one that'll make you think otherwise!
-
06.30.2012 - 00:07 | PlayMp1
You have it exactly backwards.
http://www.diffen.com/ difference/ Empathy_vs_Sympathy
"Sympathy essentially implies a feeling of recognition of another's suffering while empathy is actually sharing another's suffering, if only briefly. Empathy is often characterized as the ability to 'put oneself into another's shoes.'"
Women would have sympathy pains.
-
06.30.2012 - 00:29 | Sewblon
Based on how the second definition of empathy is "the action of understanding, being aware of, being sensitive to, and vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experience of another of either the past or present without having the feelings, thoughts, and experience fully communicated in an objectively explicit manner" (http://www.merriam- webster.com/dictionary/ empathy) "empathy pains" would make sense if CelestialEmpress was to experience the pain of blunt trama to the testicles vicariously without the details of the pain being explicitly communicated to her in any meaningful fashion. Also, one definition of sympathy is "mutual or parallel susceptibility or a condition brought about by it" (http://www.merriam- webster.com/dictionary/ sympathy) (Definition b) So "sympathy pains" could easily mean suffering the equivalent of another person's pain. So either your source has it backwards, or mine does.
-
06.30.2012 - 12:05 | dennett316
Guys guys...you're ALL pedantic and annoying, can't we leave it at that? Her point was clear and easily understood...that someone just had to be the smartest guy in the metaphorical room is unfortunately all too common. The common phrase is sympathy pain, always has been, always will be.
h t t p://w w w.telegraph.co.uk/news/ uknews/1554430/Men- suffer-sympathy-pains- during-pregnancy.html
-
06.30.2012 - 17:03 | JetstreamGW
Oh my god. Everyone arguing about this needs to punch themselves in the dick as penance!
-
06.30.2012 - 23:48 | LikaLarukuFine, I concede. I'm so used to people using "sympathy" improperly that it's a reflex response, like how some people jump on you when you say that something is ironic when it's not. & i'd delete it, but for some reason we loose the ability to delete our posts after a set time.
-
06.30.2012 - 15:14 | Rattrap007
You get childbirth, we get tender bits that can be kicked.. even trade?
-
07.01.2012 - 23:03 | jz1337Men also get the wonders of passing a kidney stone.
Also kicking a women in the groin is still likely to cause intense pain if hit in the right area.
-
A kidney stone is terribly painful no matter who you are. If you're referring to that a stone has longer to travel in a male, I'll give you that, but it's not much further and once it's past the bladder it's going to be out with a good amount of pressure behind it.
I was disappointed that the nut-shot scene from Bloodsport was not included in this list. I think it's one of the best.
@1:20+ http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=qFj1R5zot78
-
07.01.2012 - 23:00 | jz1337As Peggy Hill once demonstrated, hitting a woman in the groin can also be incredibly painful, you just have a smaller target area.
-
06.29.2012 - 21:46 | General-Lovely
I can honestly say I winced. My ovaries ache in sympathy for you, boys.
-
06.29.2012 - 23:49 | LikaLarukuEmpathy.
-
06.30.2012 - 00:07 | PlayMp1You have it exactly backwards.
http://www.diffen.com/ difference/ Empathy_vs_Sympathy
"Sympathy essentially implies a feeling of recognition of another's suffering while empathy is actually sharing another's suffering, if only briefly. Empathy is often characterized as the ability to 'put oneself into another's shoes.'"
Women would have sympathy pains.
-
06.30.2012 - 12:08 | dennett316You must be enormous fun to be around. The common phrase is sympathy pain, always has been, always will be.
Nothing worse than a pedant.*
*I know there are several things worse, it was an exaggeration for a comic effect and to emphasise a point.
-
06.30.2012 - 23:57 | LikaLarukuYes yes, I already conceded. I probably shouldn't argue definitions when I'm half asleep.
Hey look, a good half a page of people correcting me, all with the same exact thing to say. Did all of you really need to chip in your 2 cents when you were all throwing the same penny?
-
06.29.2012 - 21:47 | FoxGuy
Honorable mention to the betrayer in The Immortals for taking a hammer swing from a minotaur. Suck on that, non-future children!
-
06.29.2012 - 21:57 | niccibotI was having the worst day I have had this year & this was apparently the perfect cure. Bless you sir & your tribute to other people's pain. Also if it's possible to recommend a "groin shot video" (no, oh no, I am so sorry everyone) look up Balls of Balls by Zoltarkill on YouTube because it's basically the 22 second version of this video. Again, everyone, so sorry, sorry about the balls.
-
06.29.2012 - 22:07 | KingOfDoma
... and now I have to see A History of Violence so bad it hurts.
... down there. >.>
-
06.29.2012 - 22:14 | Shantosh9500Well...this was unexpected! LOL! Thanks for the laughs Todd!
-
06.29.2012 - 22:22 | YouAskedForItlol, blip is being silly right now. Waiting to watch..
-
06.29.2012 - 22:25 | LimeGreenSquid
The video is not loading ... only on this site - could be Blip, too...
-
06.29.2012 - 22:30 | rockybalboa211
Really, Todd? Really? :D
This was hilariously unexpected from you!
-
06.29.2012 - 22:50 | sunnywowThis is what we find deep down in Todd's heart.
-
06.29.2012 - 23:02 | Mizi
Todd...just... oi.
-
In an Alaskan bar Stephen Seagal plays a demented game of Ro Sham Bo punching a racist, (Who appeared in Dumb and Dumber actually) in the balls repeatedly so hard it changes his hard heart. I'm not joking.
That movie is a must-see for terrible BTW.
-
06.29.2012 - 23:03 | venkarl
Pretty good list. Personally, my favorite is the one from Butch and Sundance. Glad you included that one.
-
06.29.2012 - 23:04 | Will Wizard
While I respect the choices on the list, I have to say I am disappointed... No Johnny Cage split nut punching Goro in the first Mortal Kombat?
Ah well. Awesome and inspirational video none the less.
-
07.01.2012 - 00:41 | wiggydsadist
exactly what I was thinking.. What, no Goro nut punch?
-
Jean-Claude Van Damme did it first and imho better in the movie Bloodsport.
@1:20+ http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=qFj1R5zot78
-
06.29.2012 - 23:18 | DayWalker B.
Haha, nice vid!
Your #1 is an epic groin shot but my favourite out of these was the scene from Dumb and Dumber.
-
06.30.2012 - 12:09 | dennett316Agreed...that whole scene is awesome.
-
06.29.2012 - 23:25 | Technous285
Awww HELL yes! Ninja Falcon Megazord kneeing Ivan Ooze in the nuts to send him into the path of the comet!
That scene right there was only possible due to Fox being the one who funded the movie and it not being done as part of the TV show proper, and it makes the movie MORE than worth it (and that's coming from a life-long fan of PR)!
-
06.29.2012 - 23:56 | Curly J
Huh. I actually now have a lot of respect for the Jackass guys.
Do you think it's like Big Bang Theory, where they got a physicist advisor so they could get everything lines up? Or does Johnny Knoxville have a Ph.D in Dynamics he doesn't mention much?
Those were some seriously impressive shots.
-
06.30.2012 - 01:45 | astrakhan
Seriously--the airplane and bridge shots look like they need a Predator-style laser sight to pull off.
-
06.30.2012 - 00:03 | BooRatThis was actually pretty funny...
I'm glad to see some one else watched the Jackass movies!
I love that ACDC song! XD
-
06.30.2012 - 00:05 | Biglouprofor putting Idiocracy the list
you are now my knew hero XD
Although one can argue that "Jackass" is basically "Ow my balls!" then again "Jackass" is cleaver at times in how they do their stunts...
-
06.30.2012 - 04:32 | TheOnlyThingPlease never say "balls" and "cleaver" in the same sentence again.
-
06.30.2012 - 11:00 | Chaos15
....... there some cases were "clever" and "balls" in the same sentence would be acceptable. For example if the word "isn't" is between the two.
-
06.30.2012 - 12:11 | dennett316There was a typo that resulted in the word cleaver being used instead of clever...in other words, something that can be used to chop balls off.
Only registered users can write comments!
Powered by Compojoom comment 4.2
