Top 5 Worst Lyrics I've Ever Heard... This Month - October 2012

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  • The Danish Brony  - Oh, good show.
    I can't believe me first comment is actually a first comment. XD

    But, seriously, a good episode.

    I haven't seen you in a while, correct?

    ~ TDB
  • InsrtCoins  - Very good video
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    Another fun video. I'm not one to ask an artist to limit their output, but Tech N9ne's constant switching between very high-concept rap and songs like "Don't Tweet This" can be a bit jarring.
  • priley0878  - Good Video
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    I liked it and I have to agree but these aren't the worst lyrics i've heard this month
  • Lone Wolf
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    I love that ending. So many people need to see it.
  • deluxe  - Awesome
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    Seriously, Rap Critic is one of the Only interesting, entertaining, And intelligent producers on this site, I registered just to comment on this! MORE RAP CRITIC!!
  • FishEyenoMiko
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    "Poke 'er face"? Really? To quote Spoony, that can't have even sounded good in your head, man.

    LOL! Nice use of a clip from your "Today Was a Good Day" review.
  • Neo Ultra Mike
    To be honest I really like the "Poker Face" remix that Kanye Common and Cudi did. I guess more the chorus then the verses but I don't have a problem with it. And to be fair, that Eminem line in "Cleaning Out My Closet" was a lead in to him talking about the story of his mother and the actual reason why he probably keeps name dropping her: crappy memories of how she acted that makes him want to trash talk her as a self defense mechanism. And also I think based on other songs he cracked down on his father a lot more then even his mom and is just trying to set up a more serious tone for that song so I think it works.

    Overall though very solid lists. Espiecally the meta lines like "this is where you should cut to a clip-" and "I forget about songs before I list them." And some interesting observations, pointing out why would a mobster wife make a rap song (unless she's just looking for suicide), or saying that Tyga's line of "youre just hating" can be applied to any situation and just make it look stupider. Though thinking about it, if one Rap Critic is choking while the other Rap Critic is telling him he's being a hater, does that mean there are two rap critics? The world must know.
  • Mothmouth
    It's probably my first time commenting on one of your videos.

    2#. Aw man, I love that song. In fact, I've been listening to that song, and most of his other songs, quite recently from his second and third albums. In fact, I have realized he disses his mom a whole lot in those other songs despite that line.

    I don't care, regardless. It's still incredible music.
  • Rue_Ryuzaki2  - ..
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    Oh man thank you Rap Critic thank you.
    Even some of the good ones do get involved in crap or have why you guys could do better moment.
    Along with um did you forget you made songs dissing your mom? lol.

    & As for #1 on your list Rap Critic thank you for bringing attention to that stupidity!!
  • Shinonaru
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    well damn...now I need to listen to Cleaning Out My Close.

    Good video RC.
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  • crissbones  - Review a bad Nas song, please!
    Dude, good list Rap Critic! Good work as always! I don't know if you do any requests but I think you should air out Nas on his 2 worst albums- I am... and Nastradamus. It's not because he's bad (I mean, come on, he made Illmatic. Plus, he's probably the greatest lyricist in hip hop's history (besides Rakim)), but those 2 albums were TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's when he starting bragging about his swag and bling simply because it was popular!

    Okay, maybe you could just review "1" song. How about "Hate Me Now"? That has to be his worst song- ever! I'm not joking either! All Nas fans will say the same thing. But I think with your intellect, you could actually do a good analysis of the song and determine whether or not it actually deserves all the hate even after all these years.

    Please Rap Critic- you're our only hope!
  • LikaLaruku
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    This month in rap trend: Get paid for not even trying.
  • FishEyenoMiko
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    [looks at picture of Kanye]
    Yo, Rap Critic I happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but September 2011 had the worst lyrics of all time! OF ALL TIME!
  • CyborgPrince
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    Is that when 'Better With the Lights Off' came out?
  • FishEyenoMiko
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    Heh... no, but now that you mention it, yeah, that's worse.
  • Darkaileron  - You know that...
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    You know that the Tech N9ne song is actually a parody of club music right? The album version has a pretty long intro prefacing it.

    Oh, good video btw!
  • AdADglgmut
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    I'm pretty sure that's the reason why he likes the song.

    "I like nipples"
  • CyborgPrince
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    You had me cracking up with this one, particularly the parts where you give the 'alternate version' of Make Her Say, and when you go play in traffic. Probably the video that made me laugh the most out of all the ones you've made. Can't wait to see more. :)
  • webmonkey44
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    And the prize for who wants be a hypocrite goes to...eminem
  • EonTheBlackGuy
    lmao @ #2. Damn, didn't need to even say anything. Majority of Eminem's career was from dissing his mama. Still dig his rhymes when he's strictly lyrical, but yeah, he does diss his mama a lot. And Kanye just makes me puke lately. lol
  • navvyshanekar
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    Strange how similar Over eating guy sounds to the alternate mix of that poke her face (huhuhuh I get it) track.
  • Gecko4lif
    Im pretty sure the make her say oh is a reference to thier mouth shape when suckin dick fyi not the actual sound
  • 12th
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    Amusing as always, but more to the point: is there a new camera or lighting setup? Looks better than it has for the last few videos.
  • RJ Dalton
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    The Eminem bit made me laugh. The hypocrisy of it is unbelievable to the point of humor.
  • ThePhantom
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    Hatin'! H?! TIN! *chokes*
    I like the title card.
  • JehuTron
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    Despite being a "Worst lyrics" episode, I really got a good laugh out of this one, esspecailly the ending. XD
  • Mattteus  - The Artist Formerly Known as Nicki Minaj
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    I wonder if she's stuck in a contract like Prince was... but instead of changing her name and doing what she really wants to do, she gave in and now does what her label tells her to do. Just a thought.
  • AdADglgmut
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    HOO! AREOLA! HOO! AREOLA!
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