Hey Ma

(71 votes, average 4.82 out of 5)
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  • SomeRandomGeek
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    Awesome video.

    When I saw the one-legged dancing I thought, "THE BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!!"
  • Red Dwarf
    Well that and Heather Mills.
  • meanmuggah11
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    I LOVE the fact that you are familiar with Little Brother. Big ups Rap Critic!
  • Watch
    Great review as always. Keep it up.

    I'll have this song and this review stuck in my head for days now, and I'll feel like a fool for enjoying it.
  • Gullyson
    The beat is great with the Commodores sample.
  • tjspeirs
    Damn good vid. I never heard this song all the way through, but I knew the chorus.

    ...yeah, it isn't really worth listening to all the way through.
  • SeaSloth
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    Everyone in Dipset sucks. Jim Jones the most tho.
  • THOOM
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    The segments in which you were picking on the one legged guy on the crutches were ableist cheap shots.

    Besides that, the video was entertaining and the criticism of the song and video were valid.
  • Creature SH
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    What are you talking about, Thoom? He wasn't picking on him, he was asking why the blue fuck he was randomly in the video without a hint of context.
  • JetstreamGW
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    "The segments in which you were picking on the one legged guy on the crutches were ableist cheap shots."


    Asking "Why the hell is this guy here" isn't ableist or a cheap shot in any way.

    It's a legitimate question. WHY is he there? What purpose does he serve to the narrative of the song?


    Nothing? Then he shouldn't be there!
  • Majorman  - A monobrow female?
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    You think the handicapped guy was strange? Watch carefully around 2:38. A monobrow "chick" (can I even describe her that way)!Gosh! Now I'm scarred for life!
  • Ostsol  - I was thinking that, too!
    Bad lighting? Experimental makeup application? Blind video editors? (The original editors, not Rap Critic.)
  • Bloodrealm
    Yeah, I noticed her, too. By the way she was dressed, though, coupled with the monobrow thing, I think she was supposed to be a cave-woman. I have no idea why, but I think that was the intent.
  • ColdBlooder
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    Btw.

    The second L is Near
  • ColbyJ
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    Damn you, you shall pay...delete.
  • ScreechTheMighty
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    I second ColdBlooder's interpretation. The second L is obviously Near. And the first L is...well...L.

    And he never mentions his current GF again because Kira got her.

    IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!
  • WiiStation360
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    That random handicapped guy looks like Eddie Fatu a.k.a. Umaga (RIP).
  • JvdWerffOmega
    You're right about the fact that they tried to make something out of it. But when you rhyme L with L or E or i with Gucci it just falls apart at the end of the day. The beat is pretty inviting so it has that going for it. But the name Boobies Real is gonna be stuck in my head for a while.
  • Vismutti
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    Hey, that one-legged dancing guy was fun! He's there all "I've got one leg, so what? I'm still gonna be dancing on a music video and you're not!" :'D And come on, as if anything else made any sense in the video.
  • Virgil_theBadassPoet
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    "Call up L"

    So Kira killed his girlfriend so now he's trying to get back together with his ex. Suddenly, everything makes sense.
  • spade75
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    It wasn't me, it was the one legged man. yeah, rapeing the passed out chicks is always the first step towards necrophilia.

    I'm spade and just face it rap, everyones afraid of you.
  • Shado
    Rap critic you are easily the worst piece of trash on this site. Your videos aren't funny or interesting, and you are corny as hell. I think you got hired here because of AA or something

    (I am black BTW)
  • kamunt
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    ITT racism against your own race is somehow not racist
  • STG7
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    Soooo...why watch him, if you have that big of an issue? No one made you click on the link to watch the video, and nothing is stopping you from not clicking on it in the future.

    Also, love the low blow. If you really are black, you either a) ought to be ashamed of yourself for going there or b) change your user name to something more a propos, like "Uncle Ruckus."

    You also need to learn how Affirmative Action actually works before you spout nonsense, but hey, that might be expecting too much.
  • A Free Thinker  - Shado
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    Why do you have to say you're black?
  • bounce0u812
    you rock rap critic. I'd love to see you review some underground hip-hop though, like la coka nostra, immortal technique, necro, rehab or cunninlinguists
  • KuroNeko666
    @Shado

    You're certainly entitled to your own tastes and sense of humor, but why attack him personally instead of actual critique? I don't like Angry Joe's and Marzgurl's videos, but I don't think it's necessary to call them pieces of trash to express my distaste.
  • HedonisteEgoiste
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    Who the hell nicknames their girlfriend "Boobie?" I mean, I get "Boo", but seriously?

    Enjoyed this review very much. :)
  • jbhill4
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    Oh god, I think that's what most rap music video directors actually do. They can't be bothered coming up with a plot, even if it has nothing to do with the video. Gone are the days of California Love and Down Low.

    Also, this is off topic, but I am digging the facial hair.
  • LevelUpLeo
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    "So he's rapping, eh?"
    Best moment in the review.

    Is it possible that, at the point that he rhymes "L" with "L", he's actually saying "Elle" (pronounced the same way). It can either be a woman's name or it can be the french translation of "her", which he did just for the rhyme. Not sure if it helps in the context though...
  • Jay_Sun  - uh...
    i dont think cam'ron is bright enough to pull something like this off dude lol
  • That-Scotish-Guy  - Swallow and sip????
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    Am I the only one that thought that this was one REALY BIZARE DOUBLE ENTENDRE?

    Weird....
  • TwistedSpeech
    That was hilarious, Andre. I remember when that video and song came out. I was about fifteen at the time. I always thought the song was kinda whack. I figured you might cover this one day. Thanks for pointing it out. Loved when you used the gag running theme with the one legged dude, lol! Keep 'em regular man. Too long between videos. I hope you cover Nelly's "Tip Drill" one day, I figured when I sent that video it would shock you and I was right, lol!
  • Ohsha
    Wait, this song came out in your childhood? How young is RC?

    2:41 Gah! Chick behind him has a unibrow! I hope that's fake and supposed to be funny.

    Girls only want wealth. No list required.

    Carrying guns don't threaten so much as they protect.

    I like how RC includes implied words in the text now.
  • MarkusWithTheGlasses  - I Love you're video's
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    you are one of my fav rap critic keep it up i hope you review wacka flocka flame soon :-)
  • ColbyJ
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    Boobies ARE real.
  • Bloodrealm
    Yeah! There are, in fact, two varieties that I know of. Red-footed and blue-footed! /trollface
  • Aura Master Fox
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    ...One-legged Umaga in a Dolphins jersey?

    A Chris Rock reference AND a Beavis and Butt-Head reference? That is an automatic win in my book.
  • baticus_moronicus
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    He had to call up L?? I always thought he was saying Al. Ah well, you live and learn. Clearly he needs the world's best detective...ok, this joke has been done. ^^

    I find this song pretty silly, mainly because he kept calling his girlfriend 'my boobie'...but the tune was ok. Not an altogether bad song. I love the hilariously inane chorus of 'You smoke', 'I smoke', 'I drink', 'Me too', 'Oh good' XD
  • comptech224  - DMX anytime soon, and a great review.
    Hello there,

    I thought this was a grand video to watch, though I was wondering whether or not you may review anything by DMX soon. I think that would be an interesting thing to hear how you would take one of his songs. Anyhow, I look forward to more reviews in the future.
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