Nice review Phelous! :D That movie sure is crappy especially the part where.....well the whole movie is crap. :X
Skinned Deep
Written by Phelous Sunday, 14 June 2009 00:37
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06.13.2009 - 20:53 | Nyix
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Want to know what else is garbage froggie? your shitty reviews!!! and that shitty megaman 3 in 5 seconds also garbage, i would rather watch skinned deep.
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Did Benzaie sleep with your spouse or something I mean what's with all these attacks? You're allowed to dislike his videos but that doesn't mean you dedicate an account to your hatred of him and attack him everytime he comments on something. I expect this type of stuff on YouTube but not here.
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08.22.2010 - 13:17 | Moomoof
you wouldn't per chance be ....a frog or in love with one?
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12.07.2010 - 14:33 | Drake666
Question: is there an admin or something like that that can delete those kind of hateful comments ?
I understand that would be painful and perhaps against the idea of TGWTG, but I still find a little censoring better than supporting stupid people.
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01.09.2011 - 11:13 | REVIEWER RICK
11:54 ... no Mad Max reference?!
Any way, were did you find this bad movie? Good review, love them!
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06.13.2009 - 20:54 | CR!
Add insult to...death! :0
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06.13.2009 - 20:54 | bowenarrowWow...that was beyond horrible. lol Thanks for another awesome review.
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06.13.2009 - 21:07 | ThatGuyInTheHeadband
Wow, a movie worse than Troll 2.
Great review.
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06.13.2009 - 21:07 | RageTrebAs shitty as this movie is, the make up effects seem pretty nice... nicer than the rest of the movie's quality would lead to believe, anyway. Surgeon General's face is actually quite cool-looking.
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I don't know why, but you seriously just reminded of a shitty, but funny Gwar movie called Skullheadface by mentioning Surgeon General's make-up. If you combined The general, and Brain's makeup you would get the main character. What's funny is that Skulheadface had a wrinkled green ass for a head, with an asshole on his forehead that would shoot out "jizmoglobin".
I am actually somewhat enticed to make the recommendation that Phelous reviews some of the Gwar films. They are ridiculously stupid, but manage to keep it funny while only mildly painful. If I remeber they are all about 60 minutes each, so maybe he could do two of them as a a double feature. My vote is for "Skullhedface", and "Phallus in Wonderland"!
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06.13.2009 - 21:12 | DanManX
Okay, that may have been the worst movie you've ever reviewed.
But it's NOT the worst "worst movie." No no. You haven't SEEN "worst movie" til you've seen Werewolf in a Woman's Prison. I DARE you to review that. If this movie made your head explode with a special effect (which was better than the ones in the movie, admittedly), then WiaWP will just kill you. For real.
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07.17.2009 - 22:10 | SengNo I think Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 takes that title. I'm afraid :X of that movie.
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06.13.2009 - 21:14 | Prowl
Having never seen this movie, my brain keeps trying to say "no, there has to be some logic behind that"... but I can't imagine what it might have been.
Very funny review. :cheer:
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06.13.2009 - 21:16 | Coldguy
:( All Phelous wants is to review something good...
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06.13.2009 - 21:36 | SpazzMaster
Hmm...the Saw series, perhaps?
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06.14.2009 - 10:10 | adrasl300Not all Saw films were good
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06.13.2009 - 21:17 | RockmanX3Another hilarious review Phelous! Although I gotta say that Tina chick is kinda hot.
But dear GOD! I have to really commend you for having to sit through this movie AND make a review for it!
Phelous should wear these movies as badges of honor.
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06.13.2009 - 21:23 | InarikI loved the ending "Nooooooooooo... nooooooooooooooooooooo! NNNNNNNNnnnnoooooooooooo. .. way I'm doing that." Hahaha, classic.
Great review, Phelous!
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This movie was done in 2004, WTF in 2004 I thought it was a 80s or 90s movie but 2004. Damn and those crappy effects and crappy editing and acting. Glad you ripped this movie a new one.
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06.13.2009 - 21:26 | RageTrebAs a surreal comedy, this movie is... interesting.
As a horror movie that was meant to be taken seriously (which can't possibly be the case... then again, I'm pretty sure the makers of Troll2 wanted that to be taken seriously...), it's fails miserably.
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Further evidence that an impartial oversight board should exist with the power to destroy all bad movies and TV shows before they ever see the light of day.
Then again, it would just get corrupted and quality would wind up getting quashed. Also, you lot would be out of a job.
Great job Phelous, you truely suffer for our entertainment.
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06.14.2009 - 19:15 | Phelous
Until my madness completely overtakes me.
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12.27.2009 - 00:12 | poetgriotBut that would put guys like phelous out of work.
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06.13.2009 - 21:33 | Linkara
I've got to say, the Surgeon General himself has a pretty damn spiffy design.
Everything else about the film is utter crud, but hey, there's something to be said for a good slasher monster design.
High-larious, Phelous! Glad I had the chance to cameo and great work on this one. ^_^
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HOW COULD YOU!?
You abandoned Phelous to suffer through this movie alone, even though you helped Marzgirl through cool world!
Have you no sense of desency sir? At long last, have you no sense of decency?
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06.14.2009 - 18:53 | PhelousThanks Linkara.
The guy who wrote and directed this is actually a make up and effects artist so it one thing he knows how to do. It's just that he somehow thought it qualified him for the rest of making a movie...
But yeah how could you abandon me like that! :whistle:
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06.06.2010 - 06:20 | Mud Puppy
I agree
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06.13.2009 - 21:35 | That Damme Internet GuyGood review Phelous, look forward to more.
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06.13.2009 - 21:45 | KRN925
YOU RE FUCKING FUNNY
lol i liked RUINS but uh and i still do, u pointed out all the stupid shit about it, it made me laugh lol
great job looking forward to more
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06.13.2009 - 22:02 | patriotpyroI think I just died a little inside. Phelous, you are officially the most badass dude ever for sitting though that monster piece of shit.
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06.13.2009 - 22:05 | Kuceman
Ooooh god the fact this piece of shit movie exists makes my head hurt... I mean just what the fucking shit were they on when they made this... Great job again Phelan. Great Linkara cameo too.
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You remind me a lot of The Cinema Snob (Check youtube for his videos) but you have your own style that I enjoy. I do have some great flicks you'll dig:
Hellof the Living Dead
Rats: Night of Terror (Both by the Italian Ed Wood Bruno Mattei, check out other Mattei movies like the Robowar, Terminator 2: Shocking Dark, and The Other Hell)
Burial Ground
Zombie Holocaust
The Story of Ricky
2020 Texas Gladiators
Demons 2
The Last Hunter
Zombie 3
Those should get you started. I know a good torrent site that has them should you be interested.
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I wonder if The Cinema Snob would join TGWTG team but someone from the higher ups should talk to him if he's interested. I think he would find here a bigger fan base and maybe would help him rebuild his DVD collection that was stolen a year ago. He really has his own style because he reviews 70s 80s exploitation movies.
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[quote=patriotpyro]I think I just died a little inside. Phelous, you are officially the most badass dude ever for sitting though that monster piece of shit.[/quote]
Agreed.
Doug may have reviewed more well known cinematic turds like Batman and Robin, but it takes a certain type of balls to review unknown Blockbuster DVD rental only turds.
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06.13.2009 - 22:09 | Blitzkrieg1701
Poor Warwick Davis. He must have owed someone BIG TIME to feel obligated to appear in this load.
Oh, and Surgeon General looks a lot like that one guy from [i]Thrill Kill.[/i]
And, in conclusion: [size=x-large][b][i][/i] NOOOOOOOOOOO!!![/b][/ size]
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06.13.2009 - 22:17 | WristWatchMafia*sigh*
Great. Another awesome reviewer.
Like I didn't have [i]enough [/i] stuff to follow.
My bookmarks dropdown looks like an encyclopedia.
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06.13.2009 - 22:52 | B_U
That movie seems so god awful!
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This sucks more than troll 2 does...and what were the creators thinking when they did the credits?
"What music are we going to put in the credits?"
"Err I have no idea...I really cannot think of any music."
"Oh I know! Lets just have the main character scream no throughout THE ENTIRE CREDITS!!!!!!!" :angry:
Poorly made movie, but great and funny review :)
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06.13.2009 - 22:57 | The sad panda
Good review!
too bad I watched it just before breakfast :X
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02.26.2011 - 00:14 | rockybalboa211
Sad Panda I have come from the year 2011 to tell you to do a first strike review against Welshy concerning Rose Tyler and how Rose Tyler is an awesome assistant to the Doctor. Also, on June 25 2009, Michael Jackson dies, you must go to california and save him, it turns out that he is the point of convergence for the entire universe.. yeah who would have thought that! Go forth Sad Panda and do these things by which I sexy Rockybalboa211 have told you. Also steal something from Anne Hathaway in Welshy's name HAHAHAHAH (EVIL LAUGHTER)..
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06.13.2009 - 23:04 | FearBoo
OMG it's PHIL ROCKWELL
sweet review
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06.13.2009 - 23:09 | nighthawk........................W HHHAAAATTT THE FUCK!? Almost makes me vomit after seeing how bad that movie was. I think Phelous earned some street cred for sitting through that entire atrocity.
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A movie that terrible that I haven't seen :o...
Anyway, great review. You're getting better and better =).
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06.13.2009 - 23:25 | Gorvar
Linkara, what did you leave this poor man behind?!
Why, WHY?!!!
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