Troll
Written by Phelous Thursday, 23 April 2009 02:12
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Comments (79)
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04.26.2009 - 18:32 | Phelous
Glad you liked it but first isn't really necessary as most people can generally tell which is the first comment. Besides saying first incurs the wrath of everyone and their thumb downs. :shock:
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Pretty cool review Phelous, I didn't even know this movie existed, I suppose thats for the best though lol.
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04.22.2009 - 22:40 | Animikean
This movie is why I was suspicious about the book series when it first appeared, and why I yell Ratburger every once in a while
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:0 WHAT TH... What were they smoking when they did this??? I....I mean WOW!! I have never seen anything so weird and creepy like this...and I've seen really creepy movies....Hoo boy...I can't wait to see you review Troll 2. This was an awesome and funny review, thanks man. :)
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Your delivery is monotonous and I think you miss the point of the film.
I kept waiting for you to say "What" a few more times.
It's a kids movie, dude.
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04.26.2009 - 17:04 | PhelousWhat!?
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Though some of the earlier jokes weren't great, you pulled off a awesome twist to the always classic "Of Course" line.
PS. Loved that Muppet bit, "You are all WEIRDOS!" :lol:
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04.23.2009 - 01:02 | Shinigami
Now that was funny.
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04.23.2009 - 01:15 | Lt.Havoc
I hope you are going to review Troll 2 as well, it has one of the worst movie reactions scences ever!
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04.24.2009 - 19:23 | AngryJoeShow
Yea he is. It was at the end of the Credits! Im looking forward to it.
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04.26.2009 - 17:06 | PhelousThanks Joe! B)
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So J.K Rollings is a ripoff, huh? That doesn't really surprises me, actually.
Great review, by the way.
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04.23.2009 - 01:40 | ThesadmanTroll 2 is one of the funniest films ever made in my opinion, can't wait for review of it, this one was awesome too.
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... yea, indeed a great twist!
Also: Turok the Troll? I thought the guy was a Dinosaur Hunter :cheer:
You're gonna do Troll2??? "OH MY GAAAAWWWWD!!" Sorry i couldnt resist :side:
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04.23.2009 - 16:54 | The Soda Jerk
Not just a dinosaur hunter, but also a race changer! first he was a native american now hes some Uber-Buff white guy! :D
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04.23.2009 - 02:07 | RedemI remember seeing the trailer for this on my pay per view service (they have old movie) and I was so suprise to see the character was name harry potter :D
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[quote=NixEclips]http:// www.tombofanubis.com/ Reviews/NE/Troll.html[/ quote]
"It's a kids movie, dude."
That's rated PG13.
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04.23.2009 - 13:35 | Cyborcat
With nudity in it, no less.
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04.23.2009 - 03:35 | ThatGuyInTheHeadband
Nice review, Phelous. Love your little remix of the "Of cource!" gag.
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04.26.2009 - 18:21 | PhelousGlad people enjoyed that change up. :side:
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04.23.2009 - 04:06 | GullysonFunny review!
Looking forward to your troll 2 review.
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04.23.2009 - 05:33 | RyMillis
I think you're either missing the point of movies or the entire aspect of reviewing them.
Seems like you're just pointing out everything that's out of the ordinary from a fantasy movie. Of course there's going to be silly and weird things in it, that's the entire point of fantasy movies.
It just didn't feel like you had much to add other then that to the review.
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04.23.2009 - 09:08 | Rahhel
I liked how you utulized Bison.
Hope you will do Troll 2.
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04.23.2009 - 09:22 | pablostgermainha this was great
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04.23.2009 - 11:21 | SpazzMaster
Your best yet, sir. Can't wait for your review of what most people consider the worst movie of all time. :woohoo:
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04.23.2009 - 12:00 | Dohguy
Me too. I have my fingers crossed for the inevitable " Oh my God" scene to pop up.
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04.23.2009 - 12:03 | SilentTom
I can't wait for your troll 2 review! That movie is geniusly bad!
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04.23.2009 - 13:35 | CyborcatSomeone still hasn't gotten Silent Hill out of their system, I see ^.~
Good stuff as always. I'm glad I could watch this one without having to turn away >.>
BTW, I used to love this movie when I was a kid XD In a way, I can kinda see why--if nothing else, it's imaginative.
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04.26.2009 - 17:10 | PhelousI sure haven't. Actually I played through 1 again a few days ago cause I realized I didn't have a save on there anymore with the katana.
Haha yeah it's certainly an interesting movie.
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05.01.2009 - 15:07 | CyborcatHmm, I don't remember a katana in the first game.
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05.03.2009 - 11:25 | PhelousIn the dog house after getting bad ending on a Next Fear.
[img]http://phelous.com/ sh_katana.jpg[/img]
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04.23.2009 - 13:42 | RebelTaxi
You look completly different with that costume.
I wonder how 2 people got the name Harry Potter for a main character. I can't wait to see how horrible Troll 2 will be.
EDIT: I just remembered, Troll 2 was the movie with that guy saying "They're eating here! Then they're going to eat me!... OH MY GOD!!!!"
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[url]http:// www.youtube.com/watch? v=egwD4jTo3GE& feature=related[/url]
Hahahhah, I just had to seek out what you were talking about...
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04.23.2009 - 14:00 | CR!
I like the long laughter on the stair with Sonny.
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A nice look back at Troll. Not a horrible movie, but not particularly a good one either. What's odd is that it had some well-known people in it. While not as bad as Troll 2...well...it looks like everyone will be finding that out soon enough.
What I find interesting is that the director was well-versed in horror, working with a lot of big franchises like Nightmare and Friday the 13th (he directed part VII). Then he gives us this? Ungh...and there's a remake happening on top of it with him writing and directing again.
Edit: Kudos on the "of course" joke, nicely done.
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I have watched all of your reviews on tgwtg until now and i gave you a chance but until now i found your videos a little boring to be honest.
The way you talk and deliver the comments and make jokes are not really funny or exiting to me.
I gather you do your best to make it funny and all but the way you talk is just not maiking it fun to watch.
Again this is only my opinion and i hope you see this is a constructive critisism.
Your intensions are good but maybe you should think about a new more exciting funny approach because the way you are doing reviews now are too dull to me, sorry.
I hope you will listen to my and other people's comments and think of a new way to do this because to be frankly i am hesitating to watch any new material from you unless it gets a little more exciting and fun to watch.
Good luck on your future projects though and don't ever give up.
Yours sincerely
J.P.
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04.23.2009 - 17:46 | Rodimus Prime
Maybe I'm revealing my age, but I most remember Noah Hathaway as Boxey from the original Battlestar Galactica. (Anne Hathaway, the younger version of the witch, was Lt. Sheba in that series too...)
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04.23.2009 - 18:22 | Zouri
I thought that pod thing was a Krynoid at first.
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Hahaha Harry Potter in the 80s!