Halloween 6 - The Curse of Michael Myers

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  • nugo
    holy hell i'm the first comment again. OK this time i shall say something profound...... Halloween 3 sucked hard. (in my opinion anyway)
  • Semudara
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    At least it wasn't trying to milk the Michael Myers concept to death.
  • KillerKlown
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    Should've called this movie Halloween 6: The messed up incest and stupid concepts of Michael Myers. Oh and yahhh! Jason is back! Does tis mean you'll review Jason goes to Hell Or Jason X one day.
  • DylanS
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    Or maybe Halloween III?
  • ehlrs
    Puma Myers he flies like a moron.
  • Critical Smite  - lol
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    flying good Michael myers lol
  • TGM1155
    I'll never understand Halloween (film series) fans preferring the producer's cut over the theatrical. Granted, the theatrical version doesn't make much sense either, but I'm for one, happy that they dropped a lot of the ridiculousness of the producer's cut.

    The whole incest thing is the biggest one. That's thankfully completely removed from the theatrical version. Defeating Michael via beating the shit out of him with a lead pipe may be weak, but it's 10 x better than stopping him with pebbles on the ground. Then there's the magic tattoo.... I mean the producer's cut was a mess. Theatrical all day!
  • fanime1  - Michael's baby.
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    O-O I didn't even think Michael could get horny. I mean, isn't the reason he killed his sister was because she was having sex. I liked the Puma Michael bit, but it felt a little long. I still cracked up. It's sad to think that THIS was Loomas' last performance. And the endings are so depressing. The producer's one was the worst. I mean, I can get over him dying, since it makes sense since he's always in Michael's way. But giving the curse to him is heart-breaking. And Michael still gets to live?! What an insult. T-T
  • 94MICK19
    The Producers Cut was worse
  • JoeDawson15
    Wow...what a crock of crap of mess!! Michael RAPED his own relative??!!! Oh well.
  • Axel Osbourne
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    Oh, Halloween 6, truly the worst Halloween movie ever made (that didn't involve Rob Zombie) You know though, I do think the curse thing could have worked (stay with me a second) if they, A. left out the cult (and the incest) and had it be only Michael under some old curse. The cult was just over-complicated and unnecessary B. left it ambiguous as to weather the curse is real (because in the end, Michael should never have a definitive motive) C. Not screwed over Jamie. I admit I like Jamie's character better than Laurie's (yeah, you heard me) and while I could deal with her dying, to have her killed as quickly as possible, like they were trying to throw out the garbage to make way for the character I didn't care about, not to mention completely erasing her from cannon in H20, but I'll save that rant for Welshy's thing next year (Oh, and the guy who wrote Scream did that movie, so it'll be a big rant, should be fun) D. made Tommy a better character, and E. Made it the END!
  • N. Alsos  - Oh the Reaction!
    Goodness gracious, the incest reaction face has me rolling. Oh... man, good stuff as per usual.
  • Evil King  - You have a point Axel.
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    I think that is a pretty decent idea and most certainly would have made it better. Sure it is most certainly the worst of the non-Rob Zombie Halloween movies...but it is still better than those movies. That is a plus.
  • ladydiskette
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    Oh Michael...*shakes her head disappointdly at him* ....really?
  • ladydiskette
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    I think the joke really worked in this review, particularly the scenes with Donald Pleasence from "Puma Man". Michael Myers flying around cracked me up.


    Also loved the ending to the review, though I should learn never to get up hopes up high for anything Phelous promises us in his reviews.
  • JustinTheJagged
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    Am I seeing things or was there a face in the little mirror beside Phelous in the scene after the credits?
  • Tom Smith
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    17:11, wait a second, that was the real music? That music choice was so bad I thought Phelous was putting on goofy music.

    Speaking of which, listen Phelous you be nicer to that good old Mike Meyeres. That guy may or may not have had a rough childhood and he did save you recently.
  • ToruKun1
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    HOLY SHIT, that Puma Man bit had me rolling, and it's 1 in the morning and everyone besides me is asleep so I should really keep it down. >_>VVV

    I remember watching Halloween 6 for the first time when I was around 13 and being so confused/disappointed that I was depressed for two months. I mean seriously, what the fuck??

    Also, why does Paul Rudd talk in a weird pseudo-English accent? Why does the old Myers home look NOTHING like the actual old Myers home? Did Kara kinda look like Laurie on purpose?

    I was under the impression that H20 took place in the same timeline as Halloween's 4~6 (or at least 4 and 5) due to the Jamie-related newspaper clippings in the opening credit sequence. I thought Laurie got pregnant by that guy from the hospital, had Jamie, faked her own death, ditched her kid and started a new life in California with a new husband and had a son (which yes, IS a dick move).
  • Mischalaniouse
    Michael Myers is the best supporting character on the Phelous Phun Show
  • Lightice
    I find it thoroughly hilarious that thorn is described as an "evil rune" in this movie. It's like saying that there's an "evil letter" in the alphabet. Thorn was used for centuries to convey the /th/-sound in English writing. So every time they wrote "the", they were actually invoking an evil rune. Who knew?

    And a Celtic god? Thorn is an Anglo-Saxon rune for crying out loud! From the people who took over Britain from the Celts!
  • Timekeeper
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    I really like the ending of this video. I mean, what happened after credits.
  • L2
    Thanks Phelous. You almost killed me with laughter from that long Michael flying scene.
  • Orpheus  - Just asking
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    Does Phallo-ween(er)count as a tautology?
  • nemo3590
    Lol did Paul Rudd pronounce Samhain as "sam hane"? And it worked, too!
  • Moomoof
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    Eww eww no no i don't believe michael can rape nooo nooo Dx especially his niece.....i loved the jamie movies T_T
    Anyway i never heard of this michael movie...where did it come from aww lomis-the actor- died in this one? this made zero sense yet liked it more than the rob remakes xD

    huh i didn't know that h20 had its own continuity i always thought jamie was abandoned xD
  • Lobothemainman
    Now that NC is done, Phelous is the only reason I come to this site. He is currently the best reviewer on the web. His sarcasm is so fucking hilarious. Keep it up.
  • AbsintheMinded
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    0:19 That's the biggest cigarette I've ever seen.

    It's funny that they pronounced Samhain correctly in the third Halloween, but in this one, they screw it up. Might not be all that important, if the saying of the word, along with magical rune stones, didn't have power to stop Michael Myers.

    I like to pretend that parts 4-6, 8 and the Rob Zombie Halloween movies don't exist.
  • tecpaocelotl
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    This is probably your most funniest.
  • Catulator125  - Title Art
    Is that The Nostalgia Critic's skull on the cover art?
  • ahak
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    puma mike, he flies like a moron.
  • Rue_Ryuzaki2
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    Poor Michael. & yeah Phelous I would like to see michael vs jason 2.
    As for the producer's cut, I wouldnt mind seeing it and comparing it to the other.
  • soulalcatraz
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    I laughed so hard at your reaction to the "the baby is yours, isn't it?" that I think I genuinely disturbed my poor neighbors. I had to re-watch it like four times.

    This review was extra funny to me because I have a sweet but stupid cat named Thorn. :)
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