Wow, this got posted REALLY early.
Wrong Turn 5
Written by Phelous Wednesday, 07 November 2012 14:41
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Comments (51)
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11.07.2012 - 15:56 | Redblackdragon
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11.07.2012 - 16:10 | Jaso44
because he knows his fans don't sleep until he posts a new video
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11.07.2012 - 16:31 | melongod
They need to just give up, it's never going to be a good series.
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11.07.2012 - 17:08 | TheAntWarrior
I saw that they'd made a 5th one on the internet a few weeks ago and my first thought was, I wonder if Phelous will review this...? And he did. Yay!
Seriously though, you have to stop questioning the logic of these films Phelous. The inbreds are clearly magic and us lower mortals cannot comprehend their majesty.
I would actually like to see them take the idea that the inbreds are magic and run with it, since it seems like they're gonna string this series out for as many films as possible, and at least it would be a fun change to the formula.
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11.08.2012 - 11:29 | ladydiskette
I saw Wrong Turn 5 in the video store the other day and thought the same thing if Phelous was going to ever review that also.
Its nice to know our wishes were answered. XD
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11.07.2012 - 17:40 | TemeterThanks, Phelous! Great as always!
Actually you and Brad are the only reason I still visit this website since the end of Nostalgia Critic.
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11.07.2012 - 17:33 | Voyvoy
Phelous I got this theory that the makers of the wrong turn series will continue to create more and more of these movies just to make you suffer.
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11.07.2012 - 17:46 | dabeer
Yeah, I'm with Phelous, the only fun movie in this series was 2, and that was because of the campiness. Well, that, and the dynamite arrows.
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11.07.2012 - 17:57 | silbmaerto
Honestly, I would love to see movies made out of Phelous' proposals for Wrong Turns 6 through 8.
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11.07.2012 - 18:33 | rockybalboa211
Poor Michael, he just tries so hard to please you, Phelous! :(
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11.07.2012 - 18:40 | dennett316
Great video Phelous. The movie was bullshit of the highest order, but Michael and Jason were both hilarious.
Don't suppose you have any plans for another Resident Hazard do you? Loved those videos a lot.
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11.07.2012 - 19:44 | richtv
Love the Halloweenie mask in the background
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11.07.2012 - 19:45 | cattz
Wow, so fucking amazing Phelous.
Laughed through the whole thing non stop almost.
Might have outdone all of your Haloween stuff in 1 great video, lol...
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11.07.2012 - 20:05 | kudofanHey Phelous, what's wrong with your bottom lip?
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11.07.2012 - 21:44 | ColeYote
Why won't this series die?
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11.07.2012 - 22:34 | Noekhe better be in more vids, also this was really nice to watch this was the first wrong turn movies i saw and just love seeing people point out its flaws
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11.07.2012 - 22:46 | ToruKun1
What was that CENSORSHIP SANDWICH covering up?
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11.08.2012 - 11:56 | ColeYoteI think that was the ham signal.
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11.08.2012 - 13:01 | ladydisketteIt looked like it was trying to cover up that piece of hanging meat...the naked half-eaten dead body of the bitch reporter maybe?
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11.07.2012 - 23:21 | AbsintheMinded
Every actor made up to look Asian in Cloud Atlas looked just like Three Fingers to me. It made me laugh to myself as I could hear Phelous saying, "Threeee Finnnngass!" in my head every time I saw one of them onscreen.
Just know that your humor extends outside the reaches of That Guy With The Glasses, Phelous!
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11.07.2012 - 23:30 | iceman550c
they should have made the imbreds part of a cult and sommon a diety to destroy the world... no thats to dunwich horror
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11.08.2012 - 00:33 | ellthom
wow I really didn't know there was a Wrong turn 5... I didn't even know there were any other Wrong Turn movies after the second one.
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11.08.2012 - 01:44 | Moomoof
Holy crap they copied rob zombie's house of a 1000 corpse ending....which is a copy of texas chainsaw
Im trying to see if these movies are meant to be bad...like a parody or osmething
Nothing can be this pointless
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11.08.2012 - 03:00 | Tom Smith
No no no no No No No No NO NO NO NO NO NO no god damn it NO! How do they keep making these movies? And how do they keep getting worse.
Damn you Phelous for making me aware that there was a 5th one.
Now I have to see the inevitable 6th one where they take Miss No-Eyes and turn her into the Hillbilly Brood Mother who now loves the Hillbillies and pumps out 25+ more Hillbilly Super Men as they attack an Army base.
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Why Why Why Doug Bradley Why?
I really like Doug Bradley in most of the movies he's in especially the role of Pinhead but Why the hell is he in this piece of baboon excrement,I mean MY GOD PINHEAD AS THE NEW GAS STATION FRIEND OF THE INBRED GUY wHY????
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11.08.2012 - 05:21 | Kaiju-Z
They made that movie... in my country?!
FUCKERS!!!
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11.08.2012 - 05:48 | executor
Phelous, I think exactly the same about this garbage of a movie: Nothing fun to watch, no PayOff whatsoever and the endgag beeing the multiple rape of a blinded girl is just repulsive. And that the inbreds get out of this movie with pretty much no wounds, problems or actions taken against them is just a big-fat FUCK YOU to the audience.
But you know what's worse? That some ... people are out there who said "Yeah, good gore, nice movie!" That's just retarded!
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11.08.2012 - 13:55 | Doresh
Good gore? That ear-cutting scene was one of the worst photoshops I've seen in a horror movie. Didn't help that they held the scene so damn long Oo
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11.08.2012 - 05:56 | Timekeeper
Wow. Pinhead... I mean Doug Bradley in this movie. What is he doing here? He deserves to be in much better movie.
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Gene Hackman once said that as a professional actor, sometimes you have to take the work that comes along.
Or as Ron Perlman once said, "What can I say? My wife likes shoes."
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11.08.2012 - 09:39 | DoreshDon't forget that one of the hillbillies has a bow and arrow. That's even more superior to a gun. They could probably take out a tank with it XD
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11.08.2012 - 10:13 | Rue_Ryuzaki2
Im glad that i didnt get into this series because oh the let downs.
Yeah poor michael being casted aside, but I enjoyed that power rangers moment.
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11.08.2012 - 11:28 | MeanMongoose
This is just... tiring now. You know the ugly inbred fucks are gonna survive, because it's a prequel and these characters make it impossible to care about them, therefore the film is devoid of all tension. It's not even "so bad it's good", like Wrong Turn 2. (A cheese and ham sandwich made by Henry Rollins is always fun)
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11.08.2012 - 11:29 | SubHumanTorchThe girl who gets blinded is Doreah from Game of Thrones. Why would she go from that to this shit, then again she was also in Hollyoaks.
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