The Boogeyman - Stephen King
Written by Phelous Wednesday, 10 August 2011 21:19
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Comments (80)
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08.10.2011 - 22:02 | Kezzup
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08.10.2011 - 23:31 | SpeedyEric
Just when you thought that you got rid of the Boogeyman, he always comes back like a horror movie slasher.
I love it when you guys use an Irate Gamer refference. He diserves to be treated like this.
3:27- An thus, we have "Phalin Tries Asprin."
It's such a shame that we never hear a joke of The Boogeyman coming out of the closet, if you know what I mean.
Welcome to the show New Phelous, ...or Phelous D1, or ...neh, I'll think of it later.
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08.11.2011 - 09:33 | ladydiskette
0.0' But wait...Phelous you said you werent going to do anymore death scenes.....what the? OMG! PHELOUS D1!!!!!! O.O
Evil Phelous has returned...what will become of us! *hugs her plushy in fear* Please don't hurt us Phelous D1 =(
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08.11.2011 - 11:27 | QuestionTheMajority
Personally, I didn't like the gag about how Phelous would die EVERY time, but I did start to miss it. It's one of those things that's funnier to happen when you don't expect it, like they ultimately started to do with Kenny in South Park. It's much funnier when it hits you completely by surprise.
Either way, it was nice to see you're not going to completely lose the joke. And cat Phelous deserves to be the official Phelous from now on. His deadpan "Meow" was the best line ever delivered by anyone on this website.
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08.11.2011 - 12:00 | ladydisketteAlthough I am probably one of the few minority that secretly enjoyed the gag about him dying every episode and was depressed when he put it on hiatus, I do understand why some people would get tired of it or not prefer it.
Something repetition can be a pain in the ass.
But I did miss those jokes, mostly because for me, the way he died was always relevant to the movie he reviewed and were different and unique each time. So some of the fun was wondering (like Kenny in South Park) how he was going to die this time around.
But I am really eager to see what will happen next with Phelous as a cat and Phelous D1 walking around again. And yes, I am sure this is going to lead to some awesome fanfics. Or at least, I hope they do. :) lol
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08.12.2011 - 17:15 | Moogleknight24
If "Cat Phelous" did a review that would be pretty entertaining. Except cats can't talk but whatever.
(Btw this is starting to look similar to the "Black Lantern Spoony" plot)
When spoony died, came back to life and became evil.
As well as Dark Nella.
Wow this happens a lot on this site :D
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08.12.2011 - 17:33 | ladydisketteYeah, I am noticing that too.
Something tells me that the Channel Awesome building may have been built over a cursed Indian burial ground. 0.0'
Things are "not staying dead" if you know what I mean.
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08.12.2011 - 18:01 | Moogleknight24So the entire channel awesome team might secretly be zombies lol!
Maybe that might be the subject of the next anniversary. A zombie movie.
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08.12.2011 - 18:08 | ladydisketteThat or some wierd "Pet Cementary" stuff may be involved. XD lol.
"Sometimes dead is better."
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04.20.2012 - 20:41 | SpeedyEric2:21- Luckely, this poster isn't on IMDB anymore.
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08.11.2011 - 10:11 | ladydisketteI don't know I think the song "The Dead" fits with the ethusanasia scene in my honest opinon.
Also Kitty!Phelous is soooo cute! I just want to pet and cuddle him. He won't scratch me will he?
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^ Really, it seems like it should make him want to kill his mom LESS.
I liked these reviews BETTER when you reenacted movie scenes in a funnier sense more and when you didn't kill yourself with Dr.Mario vitamins (mirror Phillip swallowed it with the red side first, THAT'S why it worked!).
So, who else is looking forward to that review of Meow Mix? *raises hand*
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08.10.2011 - 23:07 | FullmetalNinja25
Next week Kitty Phelous will lounge around for the entire video, take a piss on the floor and cough up a furball for 25 Minutes like all Cats do.
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08.10.2011 - 23:11 | Suki
Wow! I had no clue there was a movie on a Stephen King Boogeyman. Though I am starting to wonder if you will end up reviewing the Mr. Boogedy movies next in this series of boogedy boo men.
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08.10.2011 - 23:22 | Relaxo
Heh, you so crazy, Phelous! :)
And I never get tired of that "The Dead" song.
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08.10.2011 - 23:32 | Tal
"seriously how many movies can people make about such a terrible idea as the boogeyman."
I'd guess 12 or so. By guess, I mean IMDB.
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08.10.2011 - 23:40 | Jof12788
These movies just won't stop do they?
At least this one was short. Still not enough to exempt it from being bad.
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08.10.2011 - 23:43 | Amaretta
Meow!
ROFL
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08.10.2011 - 23:44 | tommygun888
review amussement
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08.10.2011 - 23:45 | tommygun888review amusement sorry
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08.11.2011 - 00:05 | TheDogSannin
Now evil Phelous has to watch shitty horror movies! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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08.11.2011 - 00:10 | Moomoof
kitty!
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08.11.2011 - 00:21 | Zydrate
I vaguely remember seeing this when I was little because my mom had it on VHS. Never knew what the hell it was until I saw this review.
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08.11.2011 - 00:41 | ggbhtgTook the text right out of my comment box.
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08.11.2011 - 00:56 | Winkuru
The actual boogeyman short story is good. It's shame that the short film didn't do it justice.
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08.11.2011 - 01:21 | Uberpig
YAY KITTY PHELOUS!
You know, I would watch the shit out of a TV show that took the piss out of its own plot as much as you do.
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08.11.2011 - 01:22 | Mr.Evil
Um... uh... did you actually listen to me about this movie or was this planned out from the start and I was going off unnecessarily? I need to know the answer, as I don't think I can cope with actually being acknowledged in this world.
Thoughts:
- The Woman in the Room: the epic space saga.
- Always make the judge happy.
- Huh... unimpressive Boogeyman movie after all. I'm starting to wish I hadn't said anything. But the original short story is still worth a look.
- Wow. Dead, regenerate, evil... and a cat.
Good review.
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08.11.2011 - 01:46 | Perzyn
Am I only one who seems to get the vibe, that Phelous hates doing these reviews? And I don't mean the standard "Aaaargh, this movie is so bad I want to die" shtick. Maybe I just interpret it the wrong way but most of "meta" jokes and referencing audience expectations of review look to me like Phelous just wants to be somewhere else and never bother with this crap anymore.
But I guess he just would end the show if that was true. Still, it makes these moments kind of unpleasent to watch for me.
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08.11.2011 - 02:00 | CPFaceNah, I'm sure it's just the character.
What I want to know -- since I rarely read the comments -- is how many people are actually still complaining about ditching the "Phelous dies" schtick. Enough to keep referencing it in the videos?
Whatever. Having a formula is fine. Breaking it is fine. I come for the weird movies; if what happens afterward is interesting, that's just gravy.
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08.11.2011 - 11:50 | ChaosD1
Comments AND Twitter. And his site.
Bitching? On MY internet? It's more likely than you think.
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08.11.2011 - 01:52 | EpicFish
Someone should have told Stephen King awhile ago that not all of his short stories work as movies.
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08.11.2011 - 11:38 | Mr.EvilYou act like he has total control of these kinds of things.
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08.11.2011 - 01:59 | Teacup
YOU AYESHOLE!
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08.11.2011 - 02:17 | Taker90
Hooray for Kitty Phelous!
Though seriously, who knew Stephen King could make some thing so boring. At least other work is a lot more better than this.
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08.11.2011 - 03:11 | Shinigami
This should had remained as short story as there was no need to film it.
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08.11.2011 - 03:16 | AaronJer
I wonder if the boogeyman gave the kids a therapy session before killing them as well? I just hope he's a psychiatrist first and a monster second... otherwise... he might have a hard time making a living?
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08.11.2011 - 04:26 | jalford
You're gonna do Stephen King's "Cat's Eye", aren't you?
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08.11.2011 - 06:07 | motormind
Stephen King writes stupid stories, so of course the movies based on them will be stupid.
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08.11.2011 - 17:06 | Nyar
Cool story bro. You sound like a total Hipster, it's just so inn to hate on King, so avant-garde...
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08.13.2011 - 20:10 | Kooshmeister
I liked The Crate....
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08.11.2011 - 06:21 | StripesZB
Gonna do a crossover with Black Lantern Spoony now? :D
I really liked the death skit at the end with the slowmo fall, it was hilarious. XD
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08.11.2011 - 06:42 | dlay96
Don't fight the constant deaths Phelous, IT IS YOUR DESTINY!! MWAHAHAHA
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Good review. And remember kids, going is cool :)