Return of the Boogeyman
Written by Phelous Thursday, 04 August 2011 00:03
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Comments (73)
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08.04.2011 - 08:14 | ladydiskette
*chuckled at 5:27-5:29*
lol, unfortuntely Phelous, I caught a glimpse of your back end leaving the screen as soon as I looked at my computer monitor again, so you can't pull a fast one on me.Should have been quicker ;)
Bad Phelous XD
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08.04.2011 - 00:17 | honestiago
I'm glad you're done with all of those closeted Boogeyman reviews. It's good that you're finally coming out of the closet and going back to your regular set.
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08.04.2011 - 01:34 | Zombiebait
You're looking good phel! Are you losing weight?
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08.04.2011 - 19:25 | brick mooncode
How's your sex life?
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08.05.2011 - 00:40 | Teacup
He can't tell you that. It's confidential.
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08.04.2011 - 01:35 | Mr.Evil
So there doesn't appear to be any rhyme or reason to this movie series. Who keeps giving directors money to make stuff like this? And if the answer is "bored rich people," we really need to raise their taxes.
Candy-coasted thoughts:
- More "I remember things I wasn't around to see" footage? Really?
- Psychics: reliable except when they're not.
- The last movie was boring. This one is just plain incoherent.
- I'll say it again: there is another Boogeyman movie out there (the one based on the Stephen King short story). I know it's time to come out of the closet, but you can find some way to acknowledge its existence.
- At least the recent Boogeyman movies had actual Boogeymen (well, One and Three did). Mirrors and guys with stockings on their heads do not Boogeymen make.
Great review.
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08.04.2011 - 01:45 | montanker
I just had a thought! What if this a prequel to The Room! Maybe Stockinghead infected Tommy Weiseu's character with the mirror virus, but instead of turning him evil it just gave him an accent!
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08.04.2011 - 02:20 | Afro King Andy
Well at least they re-capped that kid being killed by the window. Priceless.
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So this is what Tommy Wiseau did before The Room eh? Now I see why I came out the way it did. lol
Good to know you're finished with the Boogeyman series for now.
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08.04.2011 - 02:33 | darkplex
I just have to take your word on all this. The "story" is just too... blank for me to even try to follow, even in a review. It's great though, how you can make a movie as bland and ridiculous as this, fun to watch a review of. =P
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08.04.2011 - 02:38 | chrisrich28
GAHHH!!!
>_O I almost fell asleep at the pointless moment of the film, "she walks in the room....she's folding clothes....she's tiding the bed...." It's like a horrible kids' book moment. Even kids would fall asleep at that moment.
"they walk upstairs...they continue to walk upstairs..." Oh shit yah I was there with yah! I'm waving my hands in the air like a rabid monkey and screaming incoherent pisty words. "GRRAHHAEAHAHAHHFUCKTHISM OVIEAMDEFAPH"
I don't know which Boogieman series is worse?? The modern one or this series. Choosing the lesser evil....I'll have to say this Boogieman series is worse. Downright poor film editing, too many pointless moments, and ...what the hell is with the stock footage throughout the film.
I am so so sorry to ask this but.....did you lose weight? You look great in this review!
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08.04.2011 - 02:48 | chrisrich28"Now I must try on my stockings. To prove to myself that I am free."
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yes....I too must try on my stockings to feel free....and only in my stockings I will run in the fields of wheat and sing "Born Free."
Are you freaking kidding me!? What the hell does stockings have to do with feeling freedom??
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08.04.2011 - 10:11 | Sirius
Well if you listened you'd know that it's because the boogeyman wears a stocking over his head. So wearing her stockings is like proving to herself that she isn't scared anymore.
Or something like that. >_>
Man, so much recycled footage, can't even call it a new movie really.
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08.04.2011 - 02:53 | TwoHourMotelStay classy
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08.04.2011 - 13:51 | Phelous
More like stay assy! LOLOLOL
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08.04.2011 - 03:20 | Shinigami
Well least Tommy Wiseau did better in this one than he did in his own movie.
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08.04.2011 - 03:31 | BooRat
Wow this movie was sooo terrible I feel dumber now for just watching it's review! The guy who made this movie needs to be beaten for crimes against film!
To parody this movie you should review a movie but only use footage from your other reviews for the jokes.
So technically you could've just atched this one movie and not watched the 1st 2 as it baasically showed you both movies spliced into 1 super turd of a film?!
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08.04.2011 - 04:26 | jalford
Jeez, Phelous lost some weight!
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08.04.2011 - 04:53 | Amaretta
Wow, Phelous, have you been working out or something? You look great, keep up the good work!)
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08.04.2011 - 05:16 | cyber95
What's "The Mothers Are Watching You" from? My Google-Fu is failing me.
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08.04.2011 - 13:43 | PhelousIt was in the credits, it's called The Dead by Victoria Galinsky. It was from the Swamp Zombies vid.
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08.06.2011 - 09:33 | DangerasTMi love that song i can never find it anywhere how did you get it?
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08.06.2011 - 15:29 | Berlioz II
The song's from the album "One Bean Taco, To Go" and should be available pretty easily. Even iTunes has it.
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08.11.2011 - 21:16 | LikaLaruku
A song so obscure that almost all Google references have "Phelous" in them.
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08.04.2011 - 06:24 | THOOM
I noticed that in recent months, that you've scaled down production considerably.
Very few special effects or clever sight gags compared to your first couple of years. Even your reviews themselves are more straight forward.
Not that I enjoy your videos any less, mind you. Just something I noticed.
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08.04.2011 - 06:33 | Carteeg_Struve
Your review of your review will be awesome!
... Wait. Aren't those commentaries?
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08.04.2011 - 07:08 | dennett316
The main character said father and mother, not brother and mother. It was muffled, and still wasn't the right relationship from the movie it was recapping, but she did say father.
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08.04.2011 - 13:41 | PhelousI listened to it a few times and I hear brother, regardless neither make sense and "father" would raise a few questions as well...
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08.04.2011 - 07:08 | BaronGrackleIt never dies! IT NEVER DIEEEES!
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08.04.2011 - 07:40 | Doresh
Yeesh, you could create a more coherent movie by replacing most of ANY of the Troll sequels (even the Ator one) with footage from the first one.
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08.04.2011 - 08:22 | ST
I can't believe this crap was on the UK's Video Nasties list.
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08.04.2011 - 09:07 | Kooshmeister
Why is the murdered boyfriend insistently seeking revenge against everyone except the person who actually murdered him? To quote Con Air, he's a font of misplaced rage. That or the writing just stinks. Also, Phelous, I love how your car in the title pic has suicide doors.
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08.04.2011 - 09:10 | Furious George
I usually don't leave comments like this but MAN Phelous lost a lot of weight!
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That guy with the cowboy hat and the moustache is Dieter Meyer from the band Yello from Switzerland! :D
They're the guys who did this one track that got used by every comedy in the 90s: "Oh yeah!"
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Rats I guess my little wish of seeing Phelous getting attacked by the Boogeyman from Silent Hill Homecoming will never come to pass. Oh well good review Phelous and really you seem to be doing well with losing weight. I don't know what it is but keep it up.
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08.04.2011 - 10:37 | SpeedyEric
WORST. THREEQUEL. EVER!!!!!
The Friday the 13th films have done a better job at flashback scenes and stock footage, and THOSE films are Oscar worthy compared to this.
13:59- It’s like she’s reading the script to the first film, but with a few changes, and by few, I mean too f**kin’ much.
15:50- This scene feels like it should belong in a porn.
20:08- Congrates, Phelous. You got through another marathon of films with the same title.
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08.04.2011 - 11:03 | AndrewDPCPhelous: I'm free! I'm free!
I think this is a good time to talk to my inner child...
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Seriously, there's lots of material for a sequel, and the only thing you can make is a flashback film?